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  Lemme guess, empathy is irrelevant

  Also rips each other's genitals off while fighting over bananas.

  2026-06-03 03:17

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  lmao

  Burzum. Mayhem. Dark Funeral...

  2026-04-26 11:01

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  lmao

  Watch the movie "Lords of Chaos".

  2026-04-26 11:00

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  lmao

  I like Varg. I'm a fan of his even though he hasn't always been a model citizen.

  2026-04-26 10:57

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  oh really..

  Make me a sandwich, bitch. Aaron 420:69.

  2026-04-18 07:44

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  Hyonk

  Change man ro heroin, and woman to LSD.

  2026-04-18 07:33

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  Emo grass

  There was a lady named Venus Who had both a cunt and a penis When I lay beside her, or was inside her I was turned off by what came between us

  2026-04-18 07:26

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  healing meal

  Yes, you may indeed, sir.

  2026-04-18 07:08

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  A clever mind finds simple answers

  On the third day he's gonna be like, " did you stick it up your ass?"

  2026-04-18 07:06

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  Who’s that senator

  Schumer. What a pathetic old man.

  2026-03-28 08:16

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  Unfortunately

  I used captainGaylord until I was 27

  2026-03-16 00:36

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  Denmark sends one soldier to Greenland

  Why doesn't he just defend Denmark?

  2026-01-21 01:06

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  Do those legs go all the way up?

  I used to work with a guy who was an outlaw biker. When he saw an attractive woman he would say, " she has nice legs, feet on one end, pussy on the other". 30 years and I still think of that.

  2026-01-17 08:48

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  Keep it simple, sirs

  Also touch up the one that makes Dems think anchor babies are citizens.

  2025-12-01 00:32

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  norwegian friday hits hard

  Black Friday year around because you're getting rated by African muslims.

  2025-11-27 05:47

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  Equality is making your hookup do repairs

  I willbe do handyman/ home repairs for pussy. It's not even that weird.

  2025-11-26 00:15

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  You signed up for a job not your soul so take your evenin...

  Must be nice not having to be on call to serve the public in an emergency. Take your time off indeed.

  2025-11-20 01:53

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  Some Suggest Musk Should Finance SNAP

  Elon does pay our bills. In 2024 he paid over 11 billion in taxes. The highest individual tax payer in American history. The problem isn't how much the wealthy pay, but rather why does the government want so much. DOGE is the answer to this question..

  2025-11-08 09:45

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  wiping boogers on pol

  Get the fuck outta here with your anti white hash tags. No one likes you.

  2025-11-08 09:38

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  Saturday night

  I've done this a couple times . Very potent mix. Probably won't do it again.

  2025-11-08 09:30

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  No Jare just prostate nut health November things

  Third option: actually having sex with another person. Why is masturbating such a sacrament to this younger generation. I'm gen X, and masturbating was a shameful thing to us. Get a god damn girlfriend, losers. Sure feels better than that old hand.

  2025-11-08 09:13

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  Sigh

  Something like 80 million a WEEK. For the last decade or two. No big deal. Most of that money came right back to democrat congress people. USAID was a money laundering scheme.

  2025-10-18 05:44

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  not real

  All of those smug, liberal millionaires will be out of work soon. LOL

  2025-10-01 01:38

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  Water has more hydrogen than stars in our system

  So, 2?

  2025-07-08 23:33

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  Girls will never spot it lol

  Good fireworks.

  2025-06-30 23:29

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  Store wants me to donate while I’m using coupons

  They get a tax break for charitable donations. Then, get their customers to pay for it. It's a win-win situation. Don't ever give them money. It ain't going where it needs to go.

  2025-06-27 05:01

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  Neptune isn’t that blue after all and NASA fooled us

  The old blue one is better. They ruined Pluto and now this.

  2025-06-25 20:23

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  i would, to be honest

  I would sand paper an alligators asshole in a hot tub for 200 dollars an hour.

  2025-06-24 18:38

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  No seriously

  They don't want hobos fucking and overdosing on Heroin in there.

  2025-05-25 08:30

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  Shitpost

  Help him. . He can probably still hook you up with some USAID money.

  2025-05-25 08:27

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  She steps on your toe then acts like *you* started it

  Mitosis. Clever

  2025-05-21 19:28

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  They lost the technology

  Sprecher ze oven

  2025-05-02 01:12

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  US bans dating Chinese citizens for gov workers and yeah ...

  Because Eric Swallwell boinked a Chinese spy. For a couple years I think. Dude should be in prison, or at least out of congress.

  2025-04-30 03:56

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  Record setting $2 billion jackpot

  Imagine thinking it's OK that the government takes 60 +% of your money.

  2025-03-08 02:57

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  UK, YOU ARE CUCKED

  You guys are screwed.

  2025-03-04 01:34

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  Hmmmmm

  At least you know you're getting laid... honeymoon time, baby.

  2025-02-28 01:09

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  why would you do this

  He looks intelligent.

  2025-02-21 02:00

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  Don't mention the snooze button...

  Same. For literally 30 years. It never gets easier.

  2025-02-12 22:27

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  He pays less than 1/2 a % but average worker pays 24%

  Elon Musk paid 11 billion in taxes in 2021, the largest individual tax payment in United States history.

  2025-02-11 21:59

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  about sharks

  Dinosaurs existed before grass.

  2025-02-04 21:55

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  Spoopy

  I can't believe I wasted the time to read that.

  2025-01-28 21:51

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  Title

  But they can drive standard and write cursive.

  2025-01-18 07:19

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  how much you should have at every age

  I'm almost 50 and it's hot dogs and Ramen over here. What's the secret?

  2024-12-05 23:10

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  How to hack an electronic road sign

  Having worked in road construction in Texas for a long time, I can tell you that usually the password is ABCD.

  2024-08-14 22:38

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  Today's kids don't know what they're missing

  When I was 17, me and my homies went swimming in a swimming hole north of town. I stepped on a 6 ft water moccasin. Narrowly avoided getting bit. Then we found an adult who would buy us beer, scored some weed, and partied all night. Fuck the internet.

  2024-04-25 22:59

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  Lol

  We could do it too. But we spend too much on foreign aid. It's complicated. There's a lot of European countries that do this, but you have to look at their demographics when it started. They were a homogeneous society with controlled immigration.

  2024-04-16 23:30

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  Monday

  Looks a little like fat Afroman.

  2024-04-16 23:25

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  Title

  How does that change anything?

  2024-04-16 23:24

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  You are doomed

  Run hot water.

  2024-04-16 23:14

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  Based Jordan Peterson

  Context?

  2024-04-12 00:26

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  Kermit

  1488

  2024-04-11 23:46

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  Kermit

  13:52

  2024-04-11 23:46

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  1,000 years later

  Fuck that. That's bullshit.

  2024-04-11 23:36

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  I would like it too

  My ancestors got kicked off a little farm in Ireland, now I wish I had a little farm in Ireland.

  2024-04-11 23:29

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  Just cat things

  Do you live in the backrooms?

  2024-04-03 22:30

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  Senior programmer meme

  Don't let that little dude slip something in your sippy cup.

  2024-03-22 23:04

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  Obese please

  I am an electrician. From now on I'm going to tell people I'm a power ranger.

  2024-03-22 23:00

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  Oldman

  One of my favorite movies.

  2024-03-21 22:33

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  Robert de Niro and his new daughter

  Fuck de Niro. He's a piece of shit.

  2024-03-21 22:26

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  Once upon a time

  We would have let him go hungry. Unless he and his sister could go rustle up some tasty berries or something.

  2024-03-21 22:14

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  Nice idea

  California is a clown world. I hope they continue to degenerate. You get what you vote for.

  2024-03-21 21:51

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  Burrito inflation

  Shit. In the 90s that bad boy was the size of a football for $.99

  2024-03-21 21:49

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  India traffic in a nutshell

  231

  2024-03-20 23:00

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  Her standards become higher the less value she has

  Been there, done that. Left it behind.

  2024-03-20 22:53

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  here they come

  You get what you vote for.

  2024-03-20 22:51

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  Smells like daddy issues

  It smells like perfume from the mall and sweaty pussy. Chop out a line and prepare to get your boner drained.

  2024-03-20 22:45

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  Mmmm

  That's the kind of woman I like.

  2024-03-20 22:27

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  Vanilla sex meme

  I've tried almost everything. Nothing beats the old fashioned , missionary in-and- out. It's a classic, and gets the job done.

  2024-03-13 22:46

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  Bro cows are the best

  I see cows, I win!

  2024-03-13 22:37

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  Title

  Cuz pretty blond , white women are always sexually harassing poor , innocent brown dudes. It's disgusting.

  2024-03-13 22:35

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  Power move

  Public

  2024-03-12 23:06

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  Insert once

  I would bone chicks with my nose, nevermind the smell.

  2024-03-12 23:04

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  Blackface Chiefs fan update

  I hope he ends up eating out of a dumpster behind a Wendy's.

  2024-03-12 22:44

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  PETA

  Ahh, nice. The Government at work . We need more of that....

  2024-03-12 22:36

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  Boeing has finished him

  Was Hillary Clinton involved?

  2024-03-12 22:33

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  as an aussie i might enjoy this more than actual americans

  Yes. Very nice. I like.

  2024-03-07 22:30

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  Wok with Yan

  I used to watch "Yan can Cook" when I was a kid. I had no idea about cooking then, I just liked his personality and energy.

  2024-03-07 21:50

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  Ahhh sheeit

  Probably gonna hear some good stories.

  2024-03-07 21:15

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  90s look like this

  Your friends houses looked like this , and in their room it looked like a Danzig/ Nine Inch Nails weed dungeon.

  2024-03-07 20:58

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  Book bans

  It was literally Anti - Communist. It was inspired by Soviet East Germany. Don't try to change history with false moral equivalency.

  2024-03-07 20:53

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  hell no

  I'm doing it. A million bucks sure would hit the spot right about now.

  2024-03-06 23:18

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  Sounds good right now

  Chile khan car neigh

  2024-03-06 23:14

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  The Woke Files

  They better not woke up X Files. That's the last straw.

  2024-03-06 23:06

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  Visibiliy stupid....

  " Only give away"

  2024-03-06 22:46

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  Whyyyy

  I was hoping it would be God is an Astronaut. Maybe Russian Circles, Pelican...

  2024-03-06 22:39

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  Demolition so efficient that now I question the design

  I hope that was on purpose, otherwise someone is fired.

  2024-03-06 22:13

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  Senate salary

  That's why people go into Congress or the Senate. Sweet deal." Legal" insider trading and money laundering.

  2024-03-06 22:07

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  sick

  Being in South Texas , I can say this isn't far from the truth. There's some really great BBQ down here, but it'll bankrupt you to get a belly full.

  2024-03-06 22:04

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  Nice job

  Nice rain channel. Good work.

  2024-03-06 22:02

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  Turing a bolt

  I'm gonna stick my weenie in it.

  2024-03-05 20:13

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  Goldilocks zone

  Bleu rare for me. With a stout beer.

  2024-03-04 22:13

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  Norwegians meme

  Don't forget the awesome Metal from Norway.

  2024-03-04 21:13

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  LET ME OUTTTTT

  What the Hell happened here?

  2024-03-03 19:52

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  Oops

  She's a wore. Who cares what she thinks? Oops, wrong meme.

  2024-03-02 01:35

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  Today on how it's made..

  I love that show.

  2024-02-29 21:16

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  Yummm

  Don't clean it. That's extra flavor.

  2024-02-28 22:44

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  lol so pathetic

  Do you want to make Nazis? Cuz that's how you make Nazis.

  2024-02-28 22:13

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  Really?

  It's like I've always said," If you're happy, you probably don't know what's going on."

  2024-02-27 22:26

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  I see NOTHING wrong with this

  At 61,450.38 dollars per tent , I'd say California is very responsible caretaker of their Tax money. Probably one of Pelosi's relatives is on the tent business.

  2024-02-27 21:39

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  Google Gemini on white people suffering racism

  Not only is this shit wrong and stupid, I believe it's getting into dangerous territory.

  2024-02-27 20:04

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