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Absolute units
Still just one horsepower

2026-07-08 10:30
+1
Medieval panic
That's not a cat, that's a caaaaat

2026-07-08 10:29
+3
xbox strategy
Tax write-off

2026-07-08 09:19
+3
unsafe demons
No, no, she's got a point

2026-07-07 09:36
+6
Still there
That's really korny

2026-07-07 09:35
+5
Screenshot jail escaped
Haha, yes, I can totally afford 2 phones

2026-07-06 09:28
+8
garage mission
What Bonnie Blues baby sees during birth

2026-07-03 06:51
0
Final form
The new minecraft update is looking good

2026-06-28 13:33
0
Ima name my adopted kid cancer so I can say I beat cancer
I'll make you squirtle

2026-06-27 07:01
+2
Everyone knew
Close enough, welcome back butterbean

2026-06-24 08:11
+23
Matan interviews a certified famous (jew)ler
Is that the jeweler who, a couple months back, crashed out, because some other guy sold fake jewelry under his name?

2026-06-22 10:46
0
Forbidden steak
Aren't we all just walking steaks?

2026-06-16 05:36
+2
still works
Until you procrastinate too close to the sun and your wax wings melt

2026-06-10 09:09
+1
Depression debuff
Raise their spirits

2026-06-09 09:38
+1
save them
I save em for next game. i have accumulated 219176 various potions, herbs, boosters and the like.

2026-06-09 09:38
+6
avocado engineer
Lower your render distance to increase texture quality

2026-06-06 13:36
+1
maybe today
Jalapenos are tasty for my mouth, but not tasty for my butthole

2026-06-06 10:53
0
amazon canceling the new stargate series colorized
Screw Amazon for dropping the new Stargate series, because the show runners didn't want to cater to the modern audience

2026-06-06 10:51
+11
hulk wrists
Challenge accepted

2026-06-06 03:45
+1
What is that white liquid? I told you to bring me the Xen...
Except, see those monkeys? They are really good at making weapons for us, so leave them be.

2026-06-06 03:40
+2
Tokyo standards
In germany you can be 2 hours late to your own wedding, say that you arrived by train and nobody would question it

2026-06-05 04:43
+26
back pain
That's the knee

2026-06-02 10:36
-2
dongs in a model
We wuz emprers n shiet

2026-05-31 04:20
+5
brain gains
I'd argue, you gain a lot of basic technical knowledge by doing those things.

2026-05-29 06:14
+30
pompeii breakfast
Everything is black, except the Coffee

2026-05-29 06:09
+6
They can't think their way back to ground level
Just look at only fans. As soon as we made being a whore easy and accessible, millions of women suddenly were ok with being prostitutes

2026-05-28 11:36
+9
Reddit machine
I do love, that when I have forgotten how to do some obscure programming thing, instead of going on stack overflow and getting insulted, it just tells me how to do it.

2026-05-28 11:33
+8
context helped
Well, call me biscuit and gravy

2026-05-26 08:12
+10
The Strongest Man In The Netherlands.
I remember this guy from stickfight 3

2026-05-24 06:35
+1
FINALLY I CAN CALL MYSELF A ARTIST
That's the most fish looking fish I've ever seen

2026-05-24 06:30
+4
notes app
What a mind blowing poem

2026-05-23 05:36
0
Yeah I liked the static one though
So we got a fire type slide, an electric type slide, water type slide is pretty obvious, but what other elemental slides are there

2026-05-22 16:07
+1
new fear
No wonder they prefer to shit in the streets

2026-05-21 11:54
+19
new fear
That's a weird looking bidet

2026-05-21 11:53
+17
the boys ending
Season 4 and especially 5 had an absolute utter garbage story. Why are show writers seemingly allergic to making a great final season.

2026-05-20 10:47
+7
Rare company W
They reshipped the controller to him and offered him a free game of his choice

2026-05-18 09:50
+21
Sour Home Massachusetts!
That's not dumb, that's cautious

2026-05-18 07:54
+1
hamster
On an unrelated note, what's the best way to clean blood and hair out of a blender?

2026-05-12 12:48
-1
Lol
I'm a "I'll probably never need this, but imma download it anyways, just in case" kind of pirate

2026-05-11 06:51
+3
chocolate brick
Actually, just give me the entire block of nougat

2026-05-09 17:58
0
Degree for nothing
False, it's the distance. If you drop a toast from about table height, interdimensional elves have enough time to phase into our existence and make sure the toast lands butter-side down

2026-05-09 17:57
+2
road fox
And he would have gotten away with it too, if he had a coffee before escaping

2026-05-09 15:50
0
Cinco of the Sith
Obi Juan Kenobi

2026-05-06 10:41
+11
still fighting
He's not worth it, bro.

2026-05-06 10:39
+3
nature said no
Listen, I don't like it either when people set up their camera to film tiktoks in public and complain when people walk through their shot, but the fish clearly moved his setup every time and you still try to get in on the shot.

2026-05-06 10:36
+19
My Precioussss.....
Also it costs a third of what it costs in town

2026-05-06 03:49
0
dongs in a task
I mean, they are called groupers not aloners

2026-05-02 16:09
+38
Kid drip unmatched
What I've seen from this guy, at least he seems to be authentic and willing to call out Democrats on their bullshit. Even if he has some very bad takes as well

2026-04-30 06:26
+9
Gonna be a late one...
Both

2026-04-25 10:40
+10
all adopted
The entire staff celebrated their achievement at the new chinese restaurant

2026-04-23 05:34
+18
My mom: you’re a disgrace
I hate peaches. Never liked them, never will. Growing up, whenever something contained peaches, I always picked them out. To this day my mom will sometimes bring me homemade peach marmalade..

2026-04-21 03:49
+1
Ubisoft moment
Steam: does nothing - wins

2026-04-20 07:40
+35
diet lies
Leave out sugary sauces, use whole grain instead of white bread, don't use too much oil or butter and eat a salad instead of fries to fill up your stomach. You too can eat a burger everyday and lose weight

2026-04-20 07:38
+17
Freud wont stop
Well, maybe stop having such a hot mother

2026-04-17 19:59
+7
tiny portugal
Portugal is also smaller than Europe or Earth

2026-04-17 08:47
+5
Plot twist im manager
Oh shit, it's Mario Mario

2026-04-16 14:51
+2
Client wanted cinematic
Saw a video of this guy and the finished product. It was pretty good

2026-04-16 14:48
0
Budget spy setup
Hey, if it works

2026-04-15 05:25
+12
bad idea
9/10 bite, took a bit too much off the top, but still a very good bite. Enjoy, king, you earned it

2026-04-10 14:39
+2
Bro folded instantly
Bro brought home as many girls as he wanted. Turns out he wanted just the one

2026-04-10 08:43
+21
Wrong number but Trevor from Wendy's came through
Trevor is a real one

2026-04-10 05:38
+21
now scared
Bro, our ancestors were literally so afraid of small insects, that the fear of them is ingrained in our species

2026-04-08 14:09
+2
Chess grandmaster smiling before dropping the report button
In chess tournament matches you are actually not allowed to have a cellphone on you. He was nice enough to take the selfie, informed the judge, who took the phone away and after the match it was returned

2026-04-08 03:22
+26
Pink mantis drip
Honey wake up, a new dark souls boss just dropped

2026-04-07 04:50
+2
Why the lighthouse movie had to be black and white explained
Mario, when Princess Peach gets abducted for the fourth time this month

2026-04-07 03:13
+2
Chores never end
While and after cooking I immediately clean the used cookware and after eating immediately clean the dishes and the kitchen. For my brain that makes the cleanup part of the cooking process and part of eating the meal. Somehow that is way less annoying.

2026-04-06 19:36
0
gandalf arrives
I kinda want a Monster-Stein

2026-04-02 08:27
+2
Cat morning drama again
Your cat probably thinks it trained you

2026-03-31 14:35
+7
Guy invents floorjak and honestly it's cursed genius
I'm floored

2026-03-31 11:35
+2
Tiny duck drinking water on a lotus leaf pure peace
Damn, where is that music from? I know I've heard it but i can't put my finger on it

2026-03-31 09:08
+2
Actual chaos clip
The dog just picked up a star

2026-03-31 09:06
+3
200 bucks scam
Lego is on sale? Nice

2026-03-31 09:02
+1
Underground fire goes hard
Oh yeah, let me just set up my BURNING UNDERGROUND HELLTUNNEL-generator and get right on that

2026-03-31 08:59
+4
trap card
Turns into a bear

2026-03-30 10:25
+1
It escaped. :)
Entry 1: We put chainsaw arms on a gorilla-crocodile-hornet-hybrid and poked it with a stick for 48 hours straight. Entry 2: It escaped

2026-03-28 04:51
+9
Alfred?
That would assume that i would be dexterous enough to hold a plate of cheese while jogging, or athletic enough to jog...

2026-03-27 18:13
+8
Professional digger
Maximum overbork

2026-03-27 18:08
+17
Some stories never made it to the screen
Then Schedule 1 came out, made by one person, and it was great

2026-03-26 07:16
+2
Protein meals that look like something went wrong
Tried this a while ago, it's ok. I'd prefer just the meat on its own and a honey drizzled banana as a desert

2026-03-26 07:14
+8
Biscuits birthday party goes harder than yours
Biscuits was later found dead after a gang shootout.

2026-03-25 09:48
+1
Getting older doesn't mean getting wiser and we all know it
It used to be the rule that only wise people actually grew old, because others died due to stupid decisions. But now, every idiot can get up there in age

2026-03-25 09:44
+6
That hotel painting is giving cursed vibes
That's the type of haunted shit, where when you turn the light off and on, the dude is gone

2026-03-25 09:42
+7
Flour feels illegal
We really banged some grains between rocks and made bread, pizza, cake and so much more

2026-03-25 04:58
+1
Coffee ain't it anymore
Me on 3 energy drinks a day: Man, I wonder why I'm so tired all the time

2026-03-25 04:56
+4
Times changed what those markings once meant
I mean, I could go for some pork belly with balsamic drizzle right now

2026-03-24 04:45
+1
button sorting gang
Maybe he knows he's autistic? Let the man have his hobbies.

2026-03-23 10:05
+2
Math ain't mathing
Having Wednesday off is the best, imo. You can do all the chores that have piled up and you don't feel guilty if you don't do anything on Saturday or Sunday, because you just did the chores 2 days ago

2026-03-21 11:52
+1
Self service blessings
It's like a toddler repeating words, not knowing their meaning. He knows when someone sneezes, the next thing said is "bless you" followed by "thank you", but he doesn't know why.

2026-03-19 07:23
+5
duck casually doesn't give a shit
If you knew what he did in 85, you'd know he's no animal, he's a monster

2026-03-10 10:31
-2
The eternal war between stomach and logic
Eat more healthy food

2026-03-10 06:30
+1
Still some honest and responsible people left
That's a repost

2026-03-10 06:28
+10
Now you care huh
*whipped

2026-03-09 12:26
+5
Question every authority
Yeah they are

2026-03-09 12:25
+4
internet yelling
Prison changes a man

2026-03-09 12:23
+13
You thought wrong bucko
When I was a kid, I thought bird seeds grew birds

2026-03-09 04:33
+1
Marine veteran injured during protest against Iran war
Eh, you could also frame it "Marine loudly interrupts chamber hearing, forcefully resists security that try to remove him, gets injured" But also if it was somebody other than a middle aged white male, the media would be in a frenzy

2026-03-06 10:54
+27
Cyberpunk 2077 said pick a side and I chose chaos
Ok, the hieroglyphs got me

2026-03-04 08:10
0
grandma horse
Seeing eye donkey sounds to me like a donkey accidentally ended up in a seeing eye dog training center and noone noticed

2026-03-03 05:08
+1
Why do women live longer than men?
Why do women live longer than men?

2026-02-28 16:14
+3
Forty years of public service and still showing up with love
Probably not, but he is extremely good at punching his wife

2026-02-27 09:54
+5

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