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  Dirt rock

  "Proof that *** is going to argue about anything:" ... *proceeds to give the worst opinion ever known to mankind*

  2024-10-26 06:27

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  C’est des fou

  Ha tu veux dire "les gens supérieurs génétiquement" j'imagine

  2024-10-14 01:25

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  Title

  He'll have a hard time getting back on his feet

  2024-10-05 19:50

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  For the thirsty mods

  "You like huh ? you dirty pig "

  2024-09-24 14:59

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  Welding a hamster

  Don't believe the lies. The government doesn't want you to own real-life pokemons

  2024-09-24 13:58

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  Lol

  As a french, we can say the exact same. Out train company is renowned for the late trains, if they aren't cancelled

  2024-09-24 05:33

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  We just want to be left alone

  I remember 10 years ago reading manga and playing videogames, being often shunned by others but now it's so mainstream we only get crap games and crap mangas

  2024-09-23 18:30

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  Pour les pigeons

  Pourquoi le papier Apple est plus gros ? il devrait être exactement a la même taille que les versions d'avant, voir même inférieur

  2024-09-21 21:12

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  Aaa

  Ha oui, les fameuses eaux cardinales. Eau est, eau west, eau sud et eau nord

  2024-09-16 01:49

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  I don't see it

  2024-09-16 01:46

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  Hehe

  

  2024-09-11 09:43

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  Very sneaky

  

  2024-09-11 08:56

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  Insane skill

  Yeah, 1.5 times faster than any current combustion bullet according to google.

  2024-09-09 14:37

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  Viking lifestyle

  Puy du Fou in France. Went there recently and the show's awesome. Don't expect any lore tho, the park literally made up 90% of the stories to sound cool.

  2024-09-09 14:31

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  Galaxy gas meme

  I think you meant natural selection. The weak and feeble of mind die first while the strong and intelligent survive

  2024-09-04 18:18

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  Wholesome neighbor

  Lemme correct that caption: "wholesome neighborS "

  2024-08-20 04:24

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  downgrade

  Prolly Dunkirk

  2024-08-20 04:21

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  worst way to die

  And this is how we're going to expand this space using only galvanized steel and Eco-friendly wood veneers:

  2024-08-14 08:01

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  so that what happened

  Hitler showing the middle finger from his tomb

  2024-08-09 09:21

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  U robbed the wrong house

  What the hell is that thing ???

  2024-08-08 18:12

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  Pete Parsons meme

  Who's that

  2024-08-07 14:21

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  Something isn't adding up

  Or trump's party was the one that hired him and everything's a setup to make Trump look cooler

  2024-07-15 16:27

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  Reloading

  Pvp gonna be lit Imagine you're in a fight, you jam and your character starts taking 10 minutes fully cleaning his gun...

  2024-07-03 17:43

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  Ahem

  They're exposing the pictures I took of you ?

  2024-06-30 18:11

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  French friend meme

  Except if he's very friendly with the guy, no french would use this form of the verb

  2024-06-27 18:48

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  Hey Apple

  Old internet meme. Popularized animated fruits with faces. Search for hey apple meme and you'll find

  2024-06-26 20:06

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  Now I'm voting for him even more

  If you read he says he's gonna *make* camps Bro's Hitler 2.0

  2024-06-26 16:01

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  If Vampire bites Zombie

  In most fantasy scenario a vampire is considered a greater undead than a zombie so probably the zombie turning into vampire

  2024-06-26 04:16

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  Sorry guys

  Summer lovers sure are gonna love hell lol

  2024-06-24 15:37

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  America

  Or just, you know, measure the length from your thumb to your pinky when spreading them and remember that. Most of the time it's around 20 centimeters so you can get a rough estimate

  2024-06-24 02:14

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  zd

  C'est très fun avec le mod any weapon any mod vu que tu peux mettre un baril de Fusil sur un pistolet

  2024-06-23 06:36

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  Titre

  On a un Canadien les gens

  2024-06-22 09:06

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  Title

  That's a French ad

  2024-06-21 12:11

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  Voir loin

  Le manga d'origine c'est des vieux qui redeviennent jeunes de manière un peu random, et parfois redeviennent vieux temporairement. Ça fait moins chelou en sachant ça

  2024-06-21 11:58

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  dongs in a countdown

  There's either a line missing or you have to remove the third line's second moo

  2024-06-21 04:28

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  wholesome

  +feeds dog whatever he wants without considering if it's good for them

  2024-06-21 04:14

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  Preach.

  This meme is actually a good idea for an ad

  2024-06-20 04:17

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  Title

  Wasn't there a story like that where a man did this but the increase in temperature really triggered an eruption?

  2024-06-19 20:38

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  Sick John Cena tattoo

  You decided to tattoo a blank page ?

  2024-06-19 09:57

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  Hyperbole is unhelpful

  Gotta love people not knowing how to fuckin read

  2024-06-19 09:48

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  wiping boogers on the DOJ

  Love how the same people are gonna be happy when trump pardons January 6 rioters, which will be the exact same problem as what they accuse others to do

  2024-06-19 09:47

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  Pineapple juice

  

  2024-06-18 20:22

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  fun fact

  

  2024-06-15 13:57

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  WIFE

  Why she dressed ? Lore says she can't breathe if dressed

  2024-06-14 20:15

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  Ronald going postal

  My clit ?

  2024-06-14 09:18

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  ChatGPT will be integrated into Siri

  "How to prevent the cheese from sliding off ?"

  2024-06-14 08:10

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  If you are making a promotion, do it right

  They got the moves

  2024-06-14 07:08

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  Faster than using a knife I guess

  Fun fact: might look disgusting but boiling will clean it all

  2024-06-14 07:03

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  This is sad

  I'm french and had leucemia when I was younger. My mom was a nurse and my dad had a poor paying job. We still live debt free to this day, even tho I was cured

  2024-06-13 18:33

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  Fck ads

  I'm always on brave and doesn't work anymore for me. Now I got 2 fully unskipable ads, 1 to 2 minutes long

  2024-06-13 18:29

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  DARK

  

  2024-06-13 18:26

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  SUS superpower

  Gravity is an acceleration, 9.81 m/s. If you don't have time there's no gravity. To really use time freeze you would have to add tons of exceptions, for example being able to breathe

  2024-06-13 04:40

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  French

  In french its masculine.

  2024-06-13 04:29

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  Nintendo lacking

  Bro the switch is so badly optimized it won't even do that. It will try to run the game the game at max setting then crash instantly

  2024-06-12 20:54

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  Le Pen is winning in France

  What she forgets is that more than half of french odd jobs and manual labor is heavily dependent on immigrants, and also she wants to leave the EU, which France was one of the starters of

  2024-06-12 14:00

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  European elections summary

  Le pen's party is literally asking to get out of the EU, which is stupid cuz France doesn't have enough industry anymore to be self sufficient and requires assistance, which can't be gotten by leaving

  2024-06-10 16:14

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  do it. the picture is quite suspicious

  The picture just uses among us as example of probabilities (here probabilities of being an assassin depending of how suspicious you are)

  2024-06-08 10:19

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  Who needs a car when you have a bicycle?

  This is actually pretty intelligent, especially if you don't have a car but have a friend. Gotta be hard tho

  2024-06-08 03:11

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  Sales commission instead of tips

  "the world"... Nah bro it's only a few countries, including america that have toxic tip culture. Every other contry pay a normal salary without having to beg

  2024-06-07 20:01

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  Choices are an illusion

  DnD I guess ?

  2024-06-05 22:15

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  In the Navy

  

  2024-06-04 21:53

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  -

  In France it's called the "Madeleine de Proust" Cuz Proust wrote an entire book about how smelling a madeleine brought him back to his happiest childhood memories

  2024-06-03 05:22

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  womp womp no more chines spyware

  Banking TikTok probably helped decrease degeneracy and problems by half in the country

  2024-06-02 09:27

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  THIS....

  Love how Americans were hundreds of years late to give the name football to a sport but still insist theirs is the best when only they themselves watch it

  2024-05-30 11:01

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  Not a meme, just wanted to show u guys my new cat ☺

  Looks a lot like the one I had when I was a kid.

  2024-05-29 20:37

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  Congo.. You banned from twitter.....................

  Nah he's just a businessman. Look at the cyber truck, it was a horrible mistake that he doesn't even want to speak about anymore.

  2024-05-29 10:14

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  yeah

  The demon core didn't irradiate them by itself... It's cuz they knew it would explode if they didn't do anything that they opened it to limit damage

  2024-05-28 09:15

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  Meilleurs saison c'est le Printemps

  Il existe des dizaines de moyen de se réchauffer l'hiver , et l'été faut une clim qui coûte bonbon en électricité pour se rafraîchir

  2024-05-27 18:45

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  I want the Blue one

  You don't "die of old age" so being immortal implies you're also resistant to illness and to most poisoning

  2024-05-27 18:29

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  pourquoi ???

  Pz ?

  2024-05-25 10:50

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  But whyyyy

  Don't forget the fact that 40-50 years ago nobody cared and we didn't have the tool either

  2024-05-25 04:41

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  The guy who'd discover milk

  Y'all tend to forget milk is what de naturally drink at birth from our mothers and cows are probably not the first thing we drank milk from.

  2024-05-23 17:29

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  dongs in a lesson

  It's always this kinda thing. People often tend to confuse being good at speaking and having good ideas, especially in politics

  2024-05-23 10:12

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  Genius kid

  What every employer wants: 18 with a doctorate and a master's at 15

  2024-05-22 06:49

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  what scares you the most?

  Jeanney Collect did a cover of this meme ?

  2024-05-20 06:03

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  Calculator app's privacy

  

  2024-05-18 20:42

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  Good morning

  Why change the music ? wasn't the original ad's music this one

  2024-05-18 19:50

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  Deserts need an update

  I'm someone who almost only plays with mods or at least plugins, I don't care how much they change the game... Despite everything the mob vote eliminating mobs is stupid as heck especially since they have like the art and lore already prepared

  2024-05-18 05:23

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  Hfsegxeydayb

  Y'all realize he's very autistic and has a very weird relationship with his sister right ?

  2024-05-17 06:03

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  A Kevin Smith joint

  No motivation. Literally the guy being good at as a surgeon and doing fucked up things

  2024-05-16 14:18

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  A Kevin Smith joint

  The whole movie is a guy turning people into walrus by making innumerable surgical procedures, forcing them to learn how to be a walrus and playing with them. Really fucked up

  2024-05-16 14:17

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  Deserts need an update

  Mojang under Microsoft did less in 5 years than Notch did in a week. It's also way more controversed and any modder could do better than what they are doing.

  2024-05-16 04:20

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  20 something years old

  I probably don't want to spend my entire life saving up just to have a few bits of fun when I'm old instead of buying stuff I want now when I'm still energetic

  2024-05-14 20:57

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  Oh

  Is that loss ?

  2024-05-13 03:14

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  Give mojang a break or draw 25

  Recent Mojang did less with a team of more than twenty than Notch ever did alone

  2024-05-11 12:05

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  Aw yis

  Europe is going to shit train-wise cuz planes are faster and more affordable so it's literally cheaper to take one despite being less ecological

  2024-05-08 17:30

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  I'm sure he loves the gesture

  You can't make someone accustomed to something then take it away. People are afraid of change

  2024-05-08 14:51

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  My name is squidward

  You're milking one ? Sounds an awful lot like old tales where people drank blood of children hoping to get back their youth

  2024-05-07 21:24

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  Pew

  Swords are cool, but you'll die in a fight against a gun. What's the point of looking cool if you're dead ?

  2024-05-05 19:46

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  Happy Accidents - Bob Ross

  not only the A

  2024-05-04 13:36

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  B natural guys

  Title

  2024-05-04 04:04

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  Child's plate

  Imma murder someone if I don't see any of these on a burger

  2024-05-03 18:06

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  Sonic the Hog(wart)

  Pedo Sonic

  2024-05-02 14:50

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  They called us incels

  And that' it's mostly right wing too...

  2024-04-28 18:54

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  Friend goals

  Probably references to fish names but what are they ?

  2024-04-28 14:53

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  this is why i have trust issues

  Why did you even feel the need to share this ...

  2024-04-27 15:35

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  Funny Klay Thompson meme

  Rich people usually go broke very fast due to their very expensive lifestyle. If they were psychologically able to live like normal they wouldn't live like they do

  2024-04-26 10:31

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  Very comfy

  Tiga on a booba

  2024-04-26 10:21

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  All time greatest hits to her cervix

  *radioactive starts playing*

  2024-04-26 06:10

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  Mia Khalifa memes are popular... maybe too popular

  

  2024-04-25 18:08

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