Flux_Assassin

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Me and my boi Pucci out here fuckin to dudes, Shit is lit squad fam.

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hades knows
Really? Because 3 was one of the worst in the series, and I really don't see how 4 could be any better.

6h
+1
Kojima warned us
My favourite dinosaur is the tyrannosaurus REX

7h
+1
bring back
No, it has to have a decent chance of being good.

1j
0
Disney moment
They also decanonized Kyle Katarn. The motherfuckers.

1j
+5
Extra "protein"
There was that story of the power lifter lady keeping a male burglar as a sex slave. So how about everyone should avoid robbing houses?

1j
+13
Jesse failed math
Walter White is a character that is even less grounded in reality than Hal. Walter is a cartoon character.

2026-06-08 18:26
+2
I'm with casoh
Literally 1984.

2026-06-07 23:41
+12
character creator
Obviously OP wasn't alive in 2000, 2005, or 2013. Begone child.

2026-06-06 18:29
0
Wrong lesson learned
Same thing happened with SAW.

2026-06-06 03:13
+1
Lord Humungus
They used to put whole ass video games in cereal boxes.

2026-06-03 20:06
0
Her I am
Again, my condolences.

2026-06-03 17:14
+1
Nobody expects a part 2
My condolences.

2026-06-03 17:14
0
Minecraft philosopher
Marco Pierre White talks at length about how much he enjoyed earning his Michelin Star, but how much he hated keeping it.

2026-06-01 15:52
+3
wait omg
I replayed Pokemon Red version. Shit was cash. So is FF1.

2026-05-30 00:55
0
brain gains
Learning how to pirate is actually quite useful and has lead to a fair bit of productivity in my life. ZLibrary has saved me and my family literally tens of thousands of dollars.

2026-05-29 16:36
+8
Nuclear revenge
And then everyone clapped.

2026-05-29 15:01
+11
The orb returns
And then everyone clapped.

2026-05-27 15:37
+1
Gamers want effort
Because BG3 is only impressive to people who never play RPGs. It's just DA:O but every party member is Zevran.

2026-05-27 15:31
+2
low diff
"Time to admit"? Everyone who thought about it knew immediately and was happy to meme about it.

2026-05-27 12:02
+1
years wasted
If it makes you feel any better, they are wasting several orders of magnitude more time and money on Marathon.

2026-05-27 11:59
+2
man detected
If you are so retarded that you don't automatically convert these in your head, that's your problem and no one else's.

2026-05-27 11:57
+5
Ancient Dollar Tree
You aren't. This is complete dogshit.

2026-05-27 11:53
+7
Aaaaaaahhhhhhh
In Tolkien's biography, half the book is about him leap frogging over people to get to his position in academia.

2026-05-23 18:28
+1
Why does everyone hate Christians?
You really don't have to advertise your victim complex.

2026-05-22 19:44
+10
minor setback
Also notice how you can see a heat spot at the bottom of the cone that is conveniently along where it fractures a second later.

2026-05-19 15:39
+4
car people
Gayest racing games ever. Somehow being Gran Turismo "Good racers don't touch each other's cars". I miss actual Forza.

2026-05-18 18:24
-2
everyone get in the car we're leaving meme
What the fuck is this piece of shit? Silence Brand.

2026-05-17 17:37
0
Annexation goes brrrr
Especially Guam. They fucking deserve it. If they want it of course.

2026-05-17 16:20
+1
johnny somalispeedrun prison
Don't commit crimes as a foreigner. You are a guest in their country and should be on your best behavior. You are not protected. I know this is "ironic" coming from an American, but everyone should be doing this.

2026-05-17 12:46
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dongs in an option
Go home and be a family man.

2026-05-17 12:09
+3
You don't
Just keep rollin my man.

2026-05-14 18:49
0
dang
Military dudes really do just yearn for the meat grinder, eh?

2026-05-14 18:45
+1
Lol
"They only invited you because they feel bad for you, not because they want you around."

2026-05-12 23:24
0
Wrong anime boss
Every Z fighter is a casual planet buster. No one likes thinking about it, but Yamcha and Krillin are stronger than most superheros.

2026-05-08 16:38
+6
nice numbers
It really shouldn't be here. It's from a video of a black kid being retarded and not knowing how to do simple addition. So a completely normal everyday occurrence.

2026-05-07 20:32
0
Still aged badly
Mark Twain was really smart for his time and still pretty damn smart by today's standards.

2026-05-07 20:19
+1
Caramelldansen
But I didn't even ask what the song was. Why would you do this to me?

2026-05-06 15:58
0
Caramelldansen
Caramelldansen isn't even white girl music, it's internet culture.

2026-05-06 01:48
+6
Dirty Sanchez - here we go!
Those warriors from Hammerfell have Curved Swords.

2026-05-05 18:04
+2
Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
I'm coming!

2026-05-05 01:27
+3
ads everywhere
Hail Hydra.

2026-05-05 00:17
+1
ads everywhere
The worst part is that if you mention ads on here someone will come by and mention pro. It's like pro makes you a sleeper agent.

2026-05-04 13:51
+3
dongs in an outfit
You aren't wrong.

2026-05-03 15:30
+3
dongs in an outfit
They probably fuck in the next panel.

2026-05-03 03:07
+6
kid review
I did. Just because you are retarded doesn't mean everyone else is. Don't hold other people to your limitations. That's how you end up thinking that aliens built the pyramids, because you aren't smart enough to have done it.

2026-04-30 18:41
-5
Parenting difficulty modes
God help you as you try to make her smart enough to not get knocked up by a guy going into the army.

2026-04-29 18:05
+5
self defense
And yet, only castle doctrine states seem to think that.

2026-04-29 14:04
0
self defense
It's your word against a corpse. Not much of a argument. All you have to prove is that you feared for your life, and you get to do it without someone else interrupting.

2026-04-29 12:51
-2
self defense
Because self defense is an actual argument if the person is alive to argue.

2026-04-28 18:17
0
Shark movie fixes housing
If the houses are priced well above the possibility for people to actually purchase it is the exact same situation as there being none.

2026-04-28 16:41
+1
Overkill setup bro
It was always funny that Shepard was saying that to a person who knows exactly how "not like the rest of us" Shepard was. She put you back together from a burn raisin. You are not normal.

2026-04-28 14:56
+3
self defense
Yeah, you actually get less charges if you just kill the guy. But it's hard to remember that or follow through in the moment.

2026-04-28 14:54
+7
Let's dance!
The fucking ranger dancing inside the megazord is what really gets me.

2026-04-28 14:43
+6
Teflon Don escapes again!
A gaf if you will. Merely a whimsical prank. What merry jesters those would be assassins are.

2026-04-27 01:13
+4
Never heard of self-care, Half your brain just ain't there
And so what if I am?

2026-04-26 15:21
0
bad berry
Pistachios are frustrating. 6 fantastic morsels and then rotten wood.

2026-04-23 18:58
+1
Those old films had a certain soul
The Matrix was right.

2026-04-23 12:18
+13
Monsters
It's even funnier the second time!(I know it's just one of Memedroid's famous double posts)

2026-04-22 23:56
+1
What is his logic?
The Green Ranger fucks. Simple as.

2026-04-22 16:50
+12
Only in Ohio
There are worse places. But there are also certainly better.

2026-04-21 16:12
0
Man needs his diner
Yes.

2026-04-21 14:33
0
Hero build failed
Nah, it's trendy for lower upper class to have shit haircuts and bad tattoos.

2026-04-21 11:51
+1
Millenial brainrot
When you don't know there is a generation between Millennials and Gen Alpha.

2026-04-21 11:37
+9
Terminal lucidity
"Mission failed, there will be no next time."

2026-04-21 01:59
+15
40k nerd debate
Officio Assassinorum, Sisters of Silence, Custodes, Sisters of Battle, The Imperial Guard.

2026-04-18 14:46
0
Fortnite keeps absorbing every universe again
Isn't all of the licensing costing them more money than they are making at this point?

2026-04-17 12:49
+3
All hype
The horse numbers are absolutely bonkers even just from a logistical standpoint. Horse casualties from the world wars are wild.

2026-04-17 09:07
+8
Heat difference exposed
BONG BONG

2026-04-15 17:11
+2
Loremon
Xeelee Sequence enjoyers: Pathetic.

2026-04-14 17:28
+6
We used to believe strange lessons from stories
Drugs will make you eat a fax machine and turn into a USB.

2026-04-14 11:22
0
moon power plan wild
Just skip the bullshit and Dyson Sphere Sol. What's the worst that could happen?

2026-04-14 11:21
0
Bussin, got no choppelganger, straight up cheugy, no cap ...
Str8 bussin.

2026-04-14 11:18
+3
Dialogue betrayed me
[Glass Him]

2026-04-14 11:11
0
Even a rooster knows how to love
To be fair, that is a very pretty rooster.

2026-04-14 11:09
+3
Upgrade brain math
But you can take 5 levels of it!

2026-04-14 11:02
+7
Happy Pokemon day meme for 2025
I liked Blaziken before it got speed boost or Mega.

2026-04-13 03:29
0
did you notice it?
Magenta!

2026-04-12 13:03
+3
Best seats in the house
The Arbiter telling me he I did good is absolutely the male fantasy.

2026-04-11 19:42
0
Hate when that happens
Do I keep them in or on top off my piss drawer? And where is the cum jar supposed to go? I am completely lost.

2026-04-11 17:17
+4
Spiderman
And your mom's credit card info.

2026-04-10 20:27
0
Saved it for nothing
At least in RE4 you could sell stuff to buy cool weapons in new game+

2026-04-09 11:30
+3
River said chill
The Mandate of Heaven!

2026-04-08 14:40
+2
Nutella in space
Are the chances really that slim? It's a fairly popular product that is likely excellent for morale.

2026-04-08 14:33
+2
2am noise
Jesus Christ that seems like an annoying toilet to work on.

2026-04-07 13:14
+2
Aragorn peak male energy
He is a cynical, smirking guy the whole first movie. OP is retarded.

2026-04-07 13:13
+5
Student solved math in a way teacher never expected
It's a bot not understanding the picture. Note how the picture and title are at odds with one another.

2026-04-06 19:25
+3
Housing advice across generations gets worse every time
Why leave our Gen X? "I was drowning, and then I had 3 kids. Don't bother fishing up my corpse."

2026-04-06 13:46
-1
Elf culture cringe
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m comes for us all.

2026-04-06 13:42
+1
Join the discord https://discord.gg/S27whX8qk if you want...
I can finally call everyone else smelly and lame. It's an Easter Miracle. God be praised.

2026-04-05 13:46
+13
Half the time you can't tell what's happening
Shots absolutely fired at Trails of Cold Steel. And it deserves them.

2026-03-29 00:35
0
Looking at these causes me to astral-project involuntarily
I think those are Bionicle pieces. But just a random assortment of transparent ones.

2026-03-28 19:18
0
ITS ONLY STEALING IF THEY YOU GET CAUGHT BROTHER
"Help brother, I am pinned!"

2026-03-28 02:57
0
Comments encouraged.
Yeah, barbers just do whatever they feel like. I went to 12 different barbers across 4 years and told all of them different things and they always cut my hair the exact same way. Getting a June Cleaver cut as a dude is not worth 15-80 bucks.

2026-03-28 02:53
0
I will not be taking questions
Ebay. Ebay is godtier.

2026-03-28 02:31
0
good or bad its up to you
BYAH!!

2026-03-28 02:27
0
Choose your fighter
What secrets is this meme holding?

2026-03-28 02:06
0
Stories keep coming just like old times
All dogshit.

2026-03-28 01:08
+1
Being alive among talented people feels like a glitch
Are you the girl from a few memes ago?

2026-03-28 01:07
+1
gta debate
Or like Breath of the Wild, they spend a full year pretending it's actually good.

2026-03-28 01:00
+1
gta debate
Those aren't rpg elements. Those are survival elements. OP is actually retarded.

2026-03-28 00:59
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