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  Better late than never

  You're telling me I didn't have to skip the entire beginning of the game to see the later levels??

  2022-11-04 18:21

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  Food for thought

  Some of y'all should realize that you can get pulled over for a lot more than just your driving and you can also recieve tickets not related to driving such as not having an up to date inspection sticker

  2022-11-04 18:04

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  me everyday:

  Life as a supervisor

  2022-11-04 17:52

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  Forces comparation

  One gets a lot more time off and doesn't have to interact with children all through the day. Best part about being a janitor is that most people don't talk to you

  2021-10-13 22:34

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  meme

  Remember Anthem? That's why no pre-order

  2020-10-28 16:19

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  He's probably the best sequels actor besides mark hamil

  He's easily the worst Star Wars actor. Seeing his pathetic acting makes those movies almost unwatchable. The one who plays Rey isn't much better.

  2020-02-10 18:08

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  Dumb kids be like

  Mine was the opposite. I'd remember almost every equation except the one I needed so my paper would be full of useless crap that would've worked if I'd remembered it for the last test

  2020-01-16 12:14

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  Indeed

  I mean the confederacy doesn't even exist anymore and people still basically worship that flag. So it should be understandable why people would be proud of their heritage

  2020-01-11 21:30

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  This meme is a jest

  Had a friend that shit logs so big and thick that it couldn't fit in the toilet hole and it bent the metal hanger he used to try and break it apart

  2020-01-11 21:26

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  Toppers in collage

  You'll care more if you want to go on to get a graduate degree. Anything less than a 3.0 and you probably won't be considered for a Master's program

  2020-01-11 07:51

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  Just when it was getting great...

  It's not like he can make DC live action movies any worse than they are

  2020-01-07 18:56

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  No title needed

  On/near Army bases in the U.S. (maybe other branches too, idk) there are little gas stations that have a huge variety of basic necessities including tobacco and alcohol and everyone refers to them as shoppettes. Idk why, but that's the most popular term

  2020-01-05 19:04

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  Florida man part 2

  Should we send the Florida man who beat up like 8 cops while masturbating or the one who hog tied and raped a gator?

  2020-01-05 18:18

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  Smirnoff Putin

  I'll always wonder if these kind of photos are actually Russians doing their thing or people making fun of them. They look staged, but I bet some people think pics of Americans are ridiculous enough that they're staged

  2019-12-30 07:13

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  its a repost. but emma is hot

  I think it's Emma Stone. If it's a porn star that just looks like her, then I need that woman's name

  2019-12-16 22:36

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  Satisfying

  She organized protests against her government that had hundreds of thousands of people, at least one had over a million. She was recognized enough that she had an opportunity to speak to world leaders and she yelled at them for destroying the planet

  2019-12-14 09:14

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  Teacher Meme

  When you're the only one working on a group project that was assigned over a month ago

  2019-12-10 11:10

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  7 years L8r

  Does anyone know if this worked or if he gave up? This was originally posted at least a month ago and I can't imagine that he's still standing there

  2019-12-06 15:51

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  :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o

  I think it was supposed to show a woman working on a computer part, but she's holding the tool wrong because it would be burning her fingers

  2019-12-02 08:15

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  Hows it goin? "Its goin"

  Some people have family and friends. Must be a foreign concept to an unloved closeted cuck like yourself

  2019-11-23 10:09

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  Hows it goin? "Its goin"

  Had to downvote, this one already made it to Facebook

  2019-11-22 11:01

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  I can't be the only person who does this

  I think this is called common core math. It's supposed to be used to help people interact with the world a little easier so they don't have to just memorize a bunch of problems from a chart or something

  2019-11-20 22:15

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  let's go!

  Forza can suck a nut

  2019-11-11 12:03

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  Go Places I Must. Hrmmmmm

  This is the 11th repost in a row

  2019-11-08 15:37

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  NOOOOO

  Don't forget to moderate. The number of reposts is too damn high!

  2019-11-07 07:35

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  Training academy wasted

  What is that equation?

  2019-11-02 20:17

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  Scream into the void and windmill someone else's dick

  The guy "Didn't want to waste a call to 911". He got lucky and only clipped his (adult) son in the shoulder

  2019-11-01 21:18

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  5

  As a teenager she's organized strikes with millions of people to help raise awareness and change policies. She's also gotten her parents to travel less and stop eating meat. It's not as much as Mr. Beast, but she hasn't done nothing

  2019-11-01 08:01

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  He is not yet ready for the sauce.

  Thanks LordZachariah1986

  2019-10-16 18:03

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  The answer lies in the middle ground

  Both sides are scared of different things and have their own ideas about how to better the country. One thinks the less a government is involved, the better. While the other side believes it's the government's responsibility to help people.

  2019-10-14 20:04

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  Ha

  Nah, all the smart kids I knew would just say, "Alright, I'll bring the book to prove it tomorrow."

  2019-09-30 15:40

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  I know it ain't a microwave but just pretend its a new mo...

  Right window, bottom half. Huge eyes and weird teeth

  2019-09-16 15:47

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  School

  One of my professors started her first class with a 20 minute advertisement on her travel abroad class. Now I get regular emails for the program too. Real life needs a Skip Ad button

  2019-09-16 09:24

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  ReEEeEeeeE politiczzz in bebedroiddd

  I'd be okay with taking guns away from cops on duty. It may encourage them to learn how to de-escalate situations

  2019-09-12 18:16

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  Star Wars time

  Had a professor complain that it took her 4 hours to grade our assignment. After I told her it took most of us 10+ hours to do it, she didn't complain about grading anymore.

  2019-09-08 23:12

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  I must be smoking the wrong shit

  That's how growing useful plants work. Idk about the specific numbers, but the point of growing weed is to make the bud stronger. Just like our fruits and vegetables taste better than they used to. Although, it is always fun to make fun of politicians

  2019-09-07 17:18

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  it should be your money, not mine

  Bernie is planning to put a small tax on stocks so people on wall street will pay a few cents for each stock that's bought/sold, according to him that alone is enough to pay for the healthcare. Plus, UH will save businesses from paying for healthcare

  2019-09-05 15:12

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  Shadow Keep October 1st!

  I absolutely hate myself for being dumb enough to pre-order both of these games. My dumbass bought the $100 versions thinking they'd be great. Now I refuse to get any game that isn't free.

  2019-09-05 15:01

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  If you think about it, how much money you make just goes ...

  I liked how Yang explained it, saving tax dollars because the Gov wouldn't need to pay so much to the homeless and give out nearly as many benefits. It still seems pretty crazy, but I wouldn't mind looking at the projected numbers myself

  2019-09-05 14:51

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  Yeet

  Copy and paste that image like 20 times for Nintendo products

  2019-08-19 10:40

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  Such sadness

  I absolutely needed more Goblin Slayer. I finally decided to read the manga a couple of days ago

  2019-08-19 10:33

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  Seriously.

  The main reasons I stick with xbox is because the UI is better than PS4's and the community isn't half as toxic as it is on PC. I may switch to PS5 if they have a better UI

  2019-08-17 09:49

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  who uses yourube premium

  I use it because the more you're on YouTube, the more ads play. I like to listen to music while I sleep and two ads interrupting every song was just too much to bear

  2019-08-14 05:02

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  Gamers rise up

  New law for cops, no more video games. Henceforth, if a police officer is found with video games or video game paraphernalia then the objects will be confiscated and the officer will serve 2 years for each video game in their possession.

  2019-08-09 12:16

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  Nazi Loli

  Germans actually go out of their way to make sure their citizens understand every facet of where their country went wrong in order to ensure that it doesn't happen again

  2019-08-07 05:34

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  We ARe tHe fLaSH

  That sentence doesn't require a degree. She knows the terms dark matter pulses, pocket dimensions, and triangulate are the correct terms because she's been around these people for a long period of time. Plus it's not like she did the math herself

  2019-07-26 18:31

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  kinda hypocritical because of the Area 51 memes I’m upl...

  Did anyone else zoom in to look for a hidden alien or was that just me?

  2019-07-14 16:10

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  meme

  Had to downvote, this one already made it to Facebook

  2019-07-14 13:05

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  it’s like seeing your little brother acting like an adult

  Reminds me of the joke where the guy asks who screwed his wife and someone replies that he doesn't have enough bullets. Everyone makes fun of those guys

  2019-07-13 22:22

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  Xd

  I still think it's funny that some people think that look is a micro aggression when it's just a look we give everyone

  2019-07-03 16:20

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  because that’s what heroes do

  There are moments you remember for your entire life. Learning of his death is one of those moments

  2019-07-03 13:06

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  Alabama

  Jesus, the law doesn't even protect minors? I guess I just assumed only adults would get charged like that

  2019-06-26 15:11

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  woah man, just take it easy

  That's pretty weak for someone with muscles that look like that lol

  2019-06-22 15:06

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  That sounds like it belongs on rule34

  I was hoping there would be an explanation as to why they thought he wanted to impregnate the railing

  2019-06-19 09:44

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  The Nerve!

  When I see one where a woman is on the phone with her bf while she cheats I wonder how the bf doesn't hear the noise and figure it out

  2019-06-15 13:33

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  Some good old facebook memes that i stole

  Well this is just false. Not many of us have the strength to that. It's easier to just get naked and do your business while standing and staring at the door

  2019-06-15 13:30

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  Woah

  When I remember things people say I'm usually looked at like a stalker. Only one person that I've met enjoys that I remember almost everything I'm told

  2019-06-14 17:51

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  This is how I cook my beeef

  Please go into moderation, there's a crap ton of reposts from the last 2 days, Facebook pictures, and people posting the same thing multiple times hoping it'll somehow pass

  2019-06-11 21:39

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  apple sucks. heres why:

  *Liquid sold separately

  2019-06-08 11:22

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  tru

  Also, does it really make sense to totally trust the government to take care of us by only giving the cops guns when at the same time you're protesting police brutality?

  2019-06-04 11:06

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  tru

  One of my favorite theories on this issue is how most other countries weren't founded on the idea of having the right to fight their government so guns aren't as ingrained in other cultures.

  2019-06-04 11:05

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  Well, he's not wrong.

  This looks like a funny show, what's it called?

  2019-06-02 17:24

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  Speechless

  Journey to the center of the Earth

  2019-05-29 15:04

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  Problems

  Don't worry, especially during the first week, the body is just clearing the garbage out of your intestines. By month two or three the worst will be out

  2019-05-28 11:41

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  lol

  I just looked her up. She seems pretty cool, went from a waitress to a state Rep. in one year and began to rail against the myth that hard work always equals better pay. I don't understand the hate

  2019-05-11 18:57

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  wish this was funny

  Here in Texas they're trying to pass a bill that would allow the punishment for abortion to be execution. I can't believe how many people actually think that's okay

  2019-05-10 11:11

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  Lmao

  Is nobody going to talk about how this person has maxed out their illusion stat 31 times plus the last time they got it back to 100?

  2019-04-19 15:03

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  science

  Fuck yea! Science!

  2019-04-17 11:28

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  Awesome

  The person backed in and used the white line at the stop sign as a parking space

  2019-04-12 15:23

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  RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT...

  One theory is that when a bunch of rats are born and they huddle together for warmth, their tails get knotted up sort of like headphone cords in your pocket

  2019-04-03 12:33

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  Ironic Minion Meme

  Looks like a 40 year old mother just discovered memedroid

  2019-04-01 17:33

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  (Cue earthquake)

  Hotdog down a hallway

  2019-04-01 15:18

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  Do you ever have enough? I mean maybe...

  Plenty of people make that and have a job. That's about what people earn when they make a little over minimum wage. @VoidKnight thank you, I thought the meme was about broke people somehow buying guns instead of living necessities

  2019-03-20 11:44

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  Do you ever have enough? I mean maybe...

  If someone out there does this, please explain to me how you can pay all your bills while buying guns and ammo

  2019-03-20 10:14

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  The new ultimate template

  PAIN FLAVOR!

  2019-03-14 17:58

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  Denzel

  I really doubt a black dude wants morals to go back to how they used to be. Segregation only ended about 70 years ago and rampant racism didn't even begin to slow down until the 90's

  2019-03-07 19:47

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  The sacred texts

  I love the format, but sayin this sort of thing is how you get someone to stop sending you memes

  2019-03-05 16:32

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  Nom nom nom

  My town just got Doordash, our first major food delivery service, it's a struggle to not order Chinese and Mexican food daily

  2019-03-05 10:37

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  Hail Mary, fuck her, I never knew her, I’d probably scr...

  Best part about being an adult is using Halloween decorations as year round home decorations

  2019-03-03 18:44

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  Don't be playin these games

  Some women start arguments because they're bored. Then they get their bf/husband worked up for angry fun time. Fun time either being sex or alleviating boredom

  2019-03-01 09:28

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  Don't beat your woman

  Time to pick a side, you gonna help with the dead body or stand up for the person getting their ass beat?

  2019-02-24 08:43

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  Damn

  Considering this was posted at least 4 years ago, they've wasted an awful lot of time for 5 bucks

  2019-02-19 19:53

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  Ow

  Captain America, proving nobody is above grunt work

  2019-02-18 09:22

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  Happy birthday

  In some countries, such as Japan it's customary to have a drain in the floor so it's not an issue. There's a small barrier separating the bathroom floor and the next room to prevent water from going out.

  2019-02-17 18:03

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  Garfield looking thicc

  You're confusing reality and porn again

  2019-02-16 15:49

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  Garfield looking thicc

  I HAVE MONDAYS IN THE PALM OF MY ROBOTIC HANDS AND THEY SHALL BE ANNIHILATED! Then maybe we can all go out for lasagna later

  2019-02-16 14:52

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  True stroy

  Roommates always tell me this, but if i don't specifically tell them to do their chores then over a week will go by without them doing anything

  2019-02-16 10:41

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  Dig the Canal

  Or, and I know this is a bit crazy, but maybe we could use truck drivers to go straight from Cali to Florida?

  2019-02-16 10:38

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  any idea please

  Last time this was posted someone said that they fold the paper, if it sticks together they keep wiping

  2019-02-15 17:47

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  Good ol' stone toss

  IQ tests are actually biased against many minorities because they use language and terms that not every community uses which makes them more difficult. When using tests that account for the bias and correct the problem, IQ scores are roughly the same

  2019-02-15 09:28

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  I'm stuck

  Self suck using Facebook. This may be a new low.

  2019-02-13 08:20

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  plz stop eating leaves

  Those are called intrusive thoughts. They aren't uncommon, but they often leave a person wondering why they had the thought in the first place

  2019-02-12 16:35

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  shopping

  

  2019-02-09 22:38

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  Full Brain Usage

  Oddly, he has good relations with his parents who are lawyers. They said that if he can show a way they could have gained his consent before birth then they'd be happy to pay. Everyone involved knows how ridiculous the lawsuit is

  2019-02-09 16:08

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  Fucking YouTube ads

  I had a friend who got tired of seeing that on my laptop and he actually clicked on it the virus began to "protect" me from my own files

  2019-02-08 18:41

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  Lost faith in humanity

  In a society where people are pooping on the streets and teachers won't even show up to do their job, it's difficult to blame the dude

  2019-02-05 12:46

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  Stereotypes have to come from somewhere

  She's as happy as a younger sibling using an unplugged controller

  2019-02-05 08:03

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  Gimmie documentaries about anything aside planes or train...

  We should also take into consideration how great of an artist he must have been. They had a really nice home and he was always there for his sister because he didn't need another job

  2019-02-03 08:53

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  Sweat...

  But sarnt, the dirt tastes so much better here

  2019-02-02 20:26

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  Truth hurts

  American soldiers have a higher chance at dying in a car accident in the states than they do on deployment

  2019-02-01 08:03

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