that-emt-guy

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Core memories
I second these opinions, face is most important for physical beauty

2026-06-27 12:16
0
Engine said no
Sugar gliders! They're so cute

2026-06-24 10:49
+5
Well sheet that’s just weird
Its only funny if she's buying condoms or a plan b. Otherwise she's just a retard

2026-06-03 22:32
+2
Hello Kitty.
Wth...

2026-06-01 06:06
+1
Yuck
You don't want to know the sights and smells I've endured, just how I don't know how those people can live that way....

2026-05-15 18:17
+5
Baby's Day Out (1994)
Blazing saddles, Blackadder, monty python, local hero..

2026-05-15 13:24
+3
expensive hobbies
Almost a complete 2000pt army of space marines.

2026-05-12 11:28
+1
Apple imposter
Tf2 meet the spy intro....

2026-05-05 23:07
0
Pick your drink
Tankard for every day, horn for occasions

2026-05-05 22:17
+3
wisdom
\\

2026-05-05 17:10
+3
now you know what happens when you not become doctor
If its important they'll leave a message

2026-03-12 19:33
0
She'll ruin you and you’ll thank her
Never put your dick in crazy

2026-01-30 10:57
+3
horse fart meta discovered
Gross..

2025-12-05 23:36
0
elves got beachfront property
Gods bless Windrose

2025-08-04 21:08
+3
How to stop procrastinating
I have over 4k vids to watch later....

2025-03-18 01:36
+1
Ungrateful, this is more than acceptable
Agreed

2025-03-18 01:12
+6
wholesome exam final question
Time to write an essay on obscure wh40k lore...

2025-01-24 07:47
+22
MORE FRIDAY MEMES
Explosion by kalwi and remi

2025-01-18 01:28
+2
actually funny sports reference
Nothing of value was lost...

2025-01-10 10:36
+3
Heeell yeah!! Lightning struck at the right moment of Faint
Faint was an under appreciated gem, and probably I listened to it more times than there are people in my state..

2024-09-10 23:08
0
Monke
Fishing. And almost being eaten by sea monsters (dredge)

2024-09-09 19:38
+1
dessert
/

2024-09-05 20:23
+3
Now I can read that
/ /

2024-09-03 12:08
0
I understand...
/

2024-08-23 13:26
+3
EMTs and cops
And of you don't tell us what happened or what you have ingested you could die. Which is the forever prison, so you might as well fess up...

2024-08-20 16:05
+1
shut up please
This^ Men need to fight back against this reckless insanity. And if possible, never procreate with women who do this.

2024-08-19 12:20
+20
Well done
Honestly, it doesn't look like any of them are related..

2024-08-11 22:54
0
Gaelic
Weeb..

2024-08-07 18:07
+2
Me at 3 AM
A true fantasy..

2024-08-02 23:58
+2
yeah
The user names make it a million times better..

2024-08-02 23:53
0
You have my attention
Me and just about everyone I work with would love this

2024-08-02 23:24
+1
Insert title
Are we sure its not a.i.?

2024-08-01 15:52
+1
Lose your cpr virginity
Yup. Nothing like going from 0-60 in a heartbeat or two... your heartbeats obviously, not theirs....

2024-07-27 20:25
0
gaming
/

2024-07-21 21:14
0
He fingered her
I..... im sure that cannot be good to do that repeatedly, or for any duration.... although it is impressive to get so much more than the usual tidal volume out of the lungs...

2024-07-21 21:08
+3
What do you think
/

2024-07-19 18:40
+9
Tat
Respect and honor the machine spirit and it may grace you with proper functioning, if the omnisiah approves...

2024-07-19 17:18
+2
Duhhh
Not found any in my years on this planet....

2024-07-16 00:51
+12
Yes
Bad taste in beer though..

2024-07-16 00:47
+6
fakeup
But why are they lopsided...?

2024-07-15 21:26
-1
80s Build, American Muscle, Classic
Muscle tone is vital. Doesn't need to be a body builder, but be able to drag you out of a burning house if you're unconscious at least.

2024-07-15 21:04
+11
time to ban your race
Get out. That was lame

2024-07-14 12:01
+2
tappy tappy
I have to wait till the 5y/o isn't watching because she'll duplicate it and then i get yelled at....

2024-07-06 10:47
+5
Sundresses
Child support is going to be a lot more than 100k....

2024-06-28 00:50
+4
Classes for migrants
Be sure its feet first

2024-06-10 11:24
0
look how they massacred my girl
Agreed

2024-06-08 09:05
+8
Google vs bing meme
I've been using brave on both phone and desktop

2024-06-07 20:58
+1
We'll allow that

2024-05-24 13:18
+11
what the hell
I don't think I ever remember seeing a commercial for pop rocks...

2024-05-06 02:37
+13
All or none
I thought it was d... oh well...

2024-05-06 02:34
0
Metal Fans
And operatic metal and folk metal

2024-05-05 02:05
+2
Stop marrying whores and crying about the results
Truth, I love titties, but a pretty face is far more important, and the one on the left is ugly and half made of plastic and silicone...

2024-04-19 19:08
+2
White on black on white
By now it has so many votes that one more probably won't tip the score

2024-04-14 19:09
+1
what if told I you I didn’t care

2024-04-14 19:04
+1
Oh hell yeah
Seriously.. car wash season is June through September.

2024-04-13 04:29
+5
Nuclear weapons have actually saved lives because of thei...

2024-04-13 04:11
+5
There's at least two people in the background of this ima...
And its not AI generated ...

2024-04-13 04:05
+3
First game
Driver, or one of the armymen games

2024-03-30 17:24
+5
This is what a successful woman looks like
Recently heard a report from a genealogy clinic that about 33% of paternity tests prove that women are unfaithful.

2024-03-30 16:22
+4
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Or in the medical field... not only are the public hopelessly stupid. But half our coworkers are too... and thats probably the more scary thing...

2024-03-26 20:03
+5
What
What in the methamphetamine is going on here...

2024-03-03 15:03
+5
Nickelodeon Cartoons now and then
Invader zim too. I remember first seeing that in middle school, which for me was '97-'99..

2024-02-26 11:34
+3
Whale explodes
Here in Oregon we use tnt to assist in that process....

2024-02-15 15:54
+8
Oof
Topkek

2024-02-10 19:16
0
Advicedroid
Cunts!

2024-02-08 15:24
+26
Old burned CD
Ah yes! Still have a small cd wallet in my car thats half techno..

2024-02-06 10:47
+3
Judge attacker got the Hannibal lecter treatment
He's got a spit hood on his head and scratch guards on his hands. That tells me all I need to know about him.

2024-01-10 09:57
+4
Judge attacker got the Hannibal lecter treatment
Only if you let him get close enough

2024-01-10 09:55
+2
Decode
Translation: you are old

2024-01-04 22:46
+29
Take this job ... whatever... and shove it! I ain't worki...
He probably has had lot and lots of practice.....

2024-01-04 22:08
+5
Take this job ... whatever... and shove it! I ain't worki...
Unironically, it kind if it like holding up a trophy fish... surgeons and ED docs may not compete for who extracted the biggest, but they're going to remember the largest or the strangest thing they pull out of someone...

2024-01-04 17:29
+9
Take this job ... whatever... and shove it! I ain't worki...
He probably didn't, and thats what finally drove him to get help.

2024-01-04 17:00
+14
title
It appears that is actually a sturgeon. And a large probably middle-aged one at that..

2023-12-11 10:28
+42
Yep
Or just barely acknowledge their presence as it has almost no bearing on my day.

2023-12-09 00:30
0
Yup
If only their faces matched the bodies...

2023-10-22 18:19
-9
Rockin body
Lopsided? Covered in beans?

2023-10-22 12:43
+1
Bro, not gonna happen
Us in ems as well

2023-10-15 20:12
+2
x39 vs x54r
Lucky you. My high-school class girls were all lame only a few were cute and they had issues..

2023-10-10 18:06
+13
What
Good. Shame the degenerate. Burn the furries

2023-10-03 17:33
+7
lol the irony
If I remember right, there was some court arguments over it, but I think it still stands. Oregon is one of the most fraudulently blue states in the country...

2023-09-17 11:56
0
lol the irony
It wasn't satire, but that was our previous governor and this story was from a few years ago

2023-09-14 15:02
+25
748282
Its an m1 carbine, but I'm not sure its a real one, more likely a prop or airsoft or metallic bb

2023-09-13 09:54
+4
Am I the only one that thinks this? (also try and transla...
Title is "get trolled by old Norse text" or something, idk. I know the elder futhark and he used the younger...

2023-09-12 20:50
+1
She's right, you know?
Two persuasive arguments....

2023-09-12 18:14
+22
ha ha
I actually can relate to this a bit. Mom is an invalid and spent most of my childhood in bed or in her craft room and dad spent too much time working to keep the bills paid and pay for all her crafty crap... he wasn't absent, but not as around as desired

2023-09-11 14:30
+6
So peaceful at night
It is. I had them near my neighborhood while growing up

2023-09-07 10:50
+11
Insert dumb joke

2023-09-06 13:53
+3
Kitty has a mullet
Its actually a sugar glider

2023-09-05 23:31
+7
back to work
Day-walking simpletons.. I feel this way about heading to a 12hr night shift on the ambulance..

2023-09-05 21:18
+10
stormy agrees
Big Mike showing off how he got the nickname, not just because of his shoulders...

2023-08-27 09:46
+39
It's that simple kids
Workman's comp is this times 100

2023-08-26 16:54
-3
Yo
YO!

2023-08-22 22:53
+1
In half a second...
I failed and I'm not even sorry or mad

2023-08-21 17:35
0
title
Yes but he found a way to make cyclists even more unbearable... this cannot be forgiven..

2023-08-19 05:10
-16
Obama like Dongs
"In minecraft"...

2023-08-16 16:29
0
Can we still call the app Twitter
Provide evidence...

2023-08-09 17:15
+16
Sponsored by feds
Clown article by clowns in a clown world...

2023-08-03 19:02
+35
Go on, do it, now
I'm not your pal, friend.

2023-07-20 15:42
+6
Tilts
Pride. She should be feeling pride. And safety. And a loathing of government that would take such a man away from her

2023-07-19 15:39
+12
For The Emperor!
...and for those of us know in the know...?

2023-07-18 09:49
+1

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