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  How to get nothing done 101

  It’s ma’am

  2019-02-13 23:56

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  The unsolvable math problem!!

  Well the joke went over the first two comments’ heads

  2019-02-08 16:35

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  we didn’t cook the rice enough tho

  

  2019-02-08 12:18

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  1285

  I made dog stir fry for you

  2019-02-03 15:17

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  He'll be the one to save everyone

  Zoinks

  2019-01-25 01:14

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  Cursed graph

  How would you know that, friend?

  2019-01-23 03:00

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  Nobody wants to watch your shitty video

  Or when when they record the entire concert and post it to their snapstory. go enjoy your concert and get off your phone, no one cares

  2019-01-23 02:59

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  O no

  My parents would always just be like “stop talking back” or “ah you’re only *insert age here*, you don’t know shit”

  2019-01-23 02:56

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  Good title

  “Aw that’s sweet”

  2019-01-23 02:53

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  Government Shutdown forever

  That’s so sad Alexa play Taki Taki

  2019-01-22 16:04

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  Title

  Facts

  2019-01-22 12:24

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  worth it

  I’ll make sure to eat corn

  2019-01-21 17:28

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  lol me

  I love you icab

  2019-01-21 17:06

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  Thanks friend. I’m raising her myself but we’ve got a wonderful support system through my family. Hope you’ve been well too! It really has been a while

  2019-01-21 04:22

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  Priorities

  Ah but you can’t have chili without cornbread

  2019-01-21 04:21

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  worth it

  Glad you enjoyed it!

  2019-01-21 04:20

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  worth it

  How about a threesome, but you guys can only put both of your dicks in my poo poo hole at the same time

  2019-01-21 04:19

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  worth it

  We’d make the most autistic babies ever

  2019-01-21 04:18

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  Priorities

  Are you eating corn on the cob tho?

  2019-01-20 18:27

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  Priorities

  When she eats the corn off ur dick like corn on the cob

  2019-01-20 17:00

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  saw this in a comment section of a page that was trying t...

  S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

  2019-01-18 02:39

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  saw this in a comment section of a page that was trying t...

  I follow a page called top tier cringeposting and they linked one of the page’s posts

  2019-01-17 11:12

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  saw this in a comment section of a page that was trying t...

  Third time’s the charm

  2019-01-17 11:11

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  Yes!! She’s 15 months old already too

  2019-01-16 01:26

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  Thank you

  2019-01-16 01:26

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  We try but toddlers are like tornados and leave messes everywhere they go so we just do the best we can to hold the fort down and thank you! I wish you the best on whatever road you’re taking

  2019-01-16 01:26

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  Awww thank you! Yeah, babies, roombas and dogs all have that same function lmao

  2019-01-16 01:24

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  I made a meme out of my daughter

  It went better than I expected

  2019-01-16 01:24

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  Sorry most of you can’t relate, I just thought it was f...

  Awww thank you bb!!! I think you’re absolutely gorgeous redheads are a gift from god

  2019-01-15 13:12

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  Sorry most of you can’t relate, I just thought it was f...

  That’s Daniel Henney, a half korean god

  2019-01-13 17:12

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  This ain't a meme but can we have a happy birthday for my...

  Looks delicious

  2019-01-13 15:55

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  California man hits again

  More committed to licking things than my ex

  2019-01-13 15:51

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  Oooooof

  NEIN

  2019-01-13 15:44

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  SEND BOBBY

  Some are really hot occasionally. But do you ever wonder why they have so many birth defects too? Like I swear, when I see an article on someone that has some kind of interesting birth defect, 50 percent of the time it’s an Indian

  2019-01-12 15:16

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  Never touch a girks wig fellas

  Bruhhhhh being drunk is the best when it comes to injuries

  2019-01-12 15:14

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  Never touch a girks wig fellas

  What a legend. How did you manage to do that?

  2019-01-12 13:04

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  SEND BOBBY

  Awwwwww yissssss

  2019-01-12 11:19

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  Groots family???

  Yessss now come make sweet love to my asshole

  2019-01-12 11:17

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  Never touch a girks wig fellas

  Hey you!! How ya been mah nibba??

  2019-01-12 11:16

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  Groots family???

  A normal conversation between us?

  2019-01-12 04:52

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  Never touch a girks wig fellas

  But but! What if the woman has cancer?

  2019-01-12 03:56

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  Groots family???

  Aw okay sleep well! Ily

  2019-01-12 01:01

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  Groots family???

  BB I missed you so I came back. Please give me a full anal nelson, it’s been so long

  2019-01-12 00:46

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  When yo squad is whinging on pubg

  Well when you’re yellow and driving, you’re bound to get some criticism

  2019-01-12 00:44

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  Groots family???

  She can tell her kid that she he was made from hopping on Groot’s sweet morning wood

  2019-01-12 00:42

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  Some of you reading this.

  Well you beat out millions of other possible humans to be made so you’re at least worth something

  2019-01-12 00:41

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  sqeak sqeak.( talk dirty to each other ) lets have an org...

  Well I’m over two years late to the party but let’s get this filthy orgy started?

  2019-01-11 23:59

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  Butts

  

  2018-02-22 10:49

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  Butts

  Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

  2018-02-22 10:47

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  Butts

  Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

  2018-02-22 10:47

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  Butts

  use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle

  2018-02-22 10:46

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  Butts

  After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you.

  2018-02-22 10:46

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  Butts

  I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

  2018-02-22 10:46

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  Butts

  I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender.

  2018-02-22 10:45

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  Where was this ten years ago

  Just eat it out of the jar

  2017-09-29 23:14

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  Gay Aztec Obamas everywhere

  Its because this app has gone to shit but I pop in occasionally when I miss it or am dying of boredom

  2017-09-18 16:32

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  Gay Aztec Obamas everywhere

  

  2017-09-13 13:45

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  Ah

  Put your dick in it

  2017-09-13 13:44

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  Gay Aztec Obamas everywhere

  Libtard memes

  2017-09-13 13:42

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  his has more chins than he has solders

  He is the only one who weighs more than 110 pounds

  2017-09-03 20:09

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  And then they say it's men's world....

  November 19th is my birthday

  2017-08-09 18:52

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  Dog wisdom

  Did u just assume my appearance?

  2017-08-03 15:19

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  Dog wisdom

  My full name is Lingalingalongadongachingachongamongafonga. But they call me ling ling on here for short and my brothers name is pingu #nootnootttttt

  2017-08-03 14:31

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  Dog wisdom

  Or eat it

  2017-08-03 14:04

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  You take the moon and you take the sun

  Want me to munch them?

  2017-08-02 12:23

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  You take the moon and you take the sun

  He can munch on my schnitzel radda radda raddaaaaa

  2017-08-02 00:33

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  For the most part it's true

  Yes omg and I'll probably be back once Keira gets older so our babies can have a play date!!

  2017-07-31 01:59

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  Just like my dad

  Ohhhhh that still sucks tho

  2017-07-31 01:58

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  For the most part it's true

  It may be sooner than you think! Dalens parents are coming to Arizona in October and she's due then so I might bring her up to meet them... and hopefully you?!

  2017-07-30 23:04

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  Just like my dad

  Wait how tf do you have school in July

  2017-07-30 23:03

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  For the most part it's true

  Actually it's a girl ! Her name is Keira :) but yeah she can't get here soon enough in my opinion!

  2017-07-30 16:29

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  Just like my dad

  Haha wuddup homieeeee

  2017-07-30 16:28

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  Why not both ?

  Or masturbate with your shit

  2017-07-28 23:16

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  For the most part it's true

  Officially in the third trimester in three days! So seven months :)

  2017-07-28 00:38

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  the face of regret

  Role play is great if it's done correctly. Maybe you're just boring

  2017-07-27 18:38

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  For the most part it's true

  It's getting bigger but I'm still not showing as much as I should be! I'm tired of looking fat I just wanna look pregnant already fuckkkkk

  2017-07-27 16:15

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  Just like my dad

  Ah if only

  2017-07-27 13:13

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  Just like my dad

  Yep! I just pop in every once in a while when I miss this cancerous app

  2017-07-27 13:13

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  Just like my dad

  This is exactly why Trump banned transgenders from joining the military

  2017-07-27 07:09

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  For the most part it's true

  Oh you miss you too! How's your little one doing??

  2017-07-27 05:53

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  For the most part it's true

  Because we get offended over everything and have 20,000 different genders

  2017-07-27 01:03

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  SoCal. I'm not going back to Hawaii haha

  2017-07-26 12:48

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  Wait you're in Cali?!

  2017-07-26 01:05

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  I'm pregnant and due in October so I'm surprised you think I look fabulous but thank you how about you? How's life?

  2017-07-25 22:06

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  These two idiots did this in the gym for Instagram Likes

  ... go onnnn

  2017-07-25 17:45

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  Same

  Well honestly girls will say the same thing when guys rant about sports or certain video games. It's a matter of perspective

  2017-07-25 17:44

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  Better than furries

  2017-07-25 17:43

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  Moshi moshi

  2017-07-25 17:32

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  this show was so fucked up for a kids' show but it was great

  Cool story bro. Why don't ya make it 10 stories and then jump?

  2017-07-25 08:03

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  H

  But my body is pregnant

  2017-07-24 13:25

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  H

  Aw I mean you have potential! Just clean up a bit and you'll be G. Or not. It's your life lol

  2017-07-23 17:07

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  H

  Lose the fedora and the neckbeard and maybe you'll have a better chance

  2017-07-23 16:59

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  Normies

  Ah Alex-kun, we meet again ready for your weekly Ass kicking?

  2017-07-21 17:35

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  that dog could give the zucc

  Suck your own dick. It's a good stretch

  2017-07-21 15:04

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  Normies

  MY MASCULINE SIDE IS COMING OUT AND I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE

  2017-07-21 15:03

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  Normies

  Did you just assume YOUR gender??

  2017-07-21 14:48

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  Normies

  DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?! I'll have you know that I identify as a non binary chihuahua

  2017-07-21 14:01

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  ALOHA SNACKBAR

  It depends on the context you use it in. I used it endearingly, whereas if I were to use it in a derogatory sense it would be racist. I call all my friends my niggas, black or white or brown or yellow or whatever and even my black friends call me nigga back. Grow a spine

  2017-02-09 05:28

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  ALOHA SNACKBAR

  No there is definitely a difference

  2017-02-09 02:06

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  checkmate atheists

  Wrong, in far country china we like to get pregnant so we can abort the fetuses and eat them

  2017-02-08 18:16

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