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  hear that jokke12345?

  So you can’t answer my question. Nice. This was a huge waste of my time.

  2025-07-06 23:33

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  hear that jokke12345?

  Tell me what happens when you are a hermaphrodite. I don’t believe you that they don’t exist scientifically for humans.

  2025-07-06 14:26

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  hear that jokke12345?

  I understood none of this, now tell me what happens when you’re a hermaphrodite. Clearly, you should know the answer, or you wouldn’t have gone on such a long tangent.

  2025-07-06 09:49

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  hear that jokke12345?

  What happens when you’re a hermaphrodite, then?

  2025-04-12 12:22

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  When George Floyd died the Country was turned down

  There is nothing funny. They are going to hell.

  2024-09-07 09:53

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  WTHHH

  That’s one small step for Weight Loss, one giant step for Nick. 7 Godspeed, Nick.

  2024-09-07 09:48

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  Megamind meme

  It happened lately

  2024-09-07 09:38

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  X men

  Tom Holland’s Patootie is clearly worthy of Mjolnir

  2024-02-17 17:50

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  Devil

  Wouldn’t he just be a mass of eyes on rings with wings?

  2024-02-07 12:16

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  European fairytales

  Meanwhile Japan has a yokai that just repositions your pillow while you sleep. That’s it.

  2024-02-07 12:14

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  jif

  I don’t understand

  2024-02-07 11:58

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  Sleepwalking into doom

  

  2023-12-29 18:38

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  Sleepwalking into doom

  By just taking it back. Simple.

  2023-12-29 15:28

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  Sleepwalking into doom

  Then I just take it back. Minor bonus is I get to piss off people who can’t stand someone not wanting power.

  2023-12-29 15:21

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  Sleepwalking into doom

  Not a bad trade. I get to be happy.

  2023-12-29 15:19

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  Chapter 1

  Might have to reboot again in the next year or so. Really wish Universe would get an update that patched some of this shit.

  2023-12-29 15:04

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  Chapter 1

  Yeah. It’s a really shitty one, though.

  2023-12-29 15:01

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  Chapter 1

  The universe.

  2023-12-29 14:58

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  Sleepwalking into doom

  Not the first time we’ve been manipulated. As long as I don’t lose what I enjoy in life, I really couldn’t care less.

  2023-12-29 14:18

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  Chapter 1

  Gonna need a new engine at this rate. Smh.

  2023-12-29 14:12

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  Chapter 1

  You ungrateful fucks are lucky I didn’t just outright delete it. I’ve rebooted this thing at least 12 times and your ai is still bugged.

  2023-12-29 11:54

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  Corporations are now more important than people's lives

  If he survive his sentence of three years (WITHOUT a prolapsed anus and multiple anal fissures), he’s a cultist who made a deal with the big man down under.

  2023-12-29 11:47

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  Tom and Jerry meme

  I only recall this being the case for like one or two episodes in the entire series. Other than that, they either have a friendly rivalry or actively try to kill one another (for righteous or selfish reasons).

  2023-12-29 11:45

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  *gulps*

  Why’s everyone staring at me? Did I blow up the Eiffel Tower again?

  2023-12-29 11:39

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  he does not know I'm batman

  Even better

  2023-12-29 11:32

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  Eat your bananas, monkey

  This is why you don’t date Orangutans.

  2023-12-19 18:55

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  Just give Him the wheel already

  I thought he preferred wrestling? Also don’t make a kid hold that board. Leave them out of this topic, you cunt.

  2023-11-17 13:59

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  Like that guy just recently

  What a shithead.

  2023-10-06 15:53

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  Insert

  I can actually see this happening with how nonsensical the internet is now.

  2023-10-06 15:50

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  dongs in a frequency

  You can’t argue it doesn’t look like it, especially when there’s a plus sign right next to it

  2023-10-06 00:57

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  I miss only 2 genders

  When the kids get into it, it’s a little iffy, but beyond that, tolerate it you pansy ass motherfuckers.

  2023-10-05 01:11

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  fish be like nice c0ck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Man wanted to gobble that glizzy

  2023-10-04 20:59

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  it's sad that this has to be said

  Can confirm. I’ve met dumber.

  2023-10-04 20:53

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  I miss only 2 genders

  Just fuckin tolerate what’s new, not that hard. Wether or not they’re right or wrong, you’ll benefit from tolerating stupidity or perceived stupidity if it doesn’t physically harm you or innocents. Now the actual hard part is remembering who is what.

  2023-10-04 20:52

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  Spooky Time

  Wonder what the comments will be like.

  2023-10-04 20:47

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  Why America will fail and become a third world country.

  To be fair, the dumbest American is pretty close to the smartest American.

  2023-10-04 20:45

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  Those are Basically caltrops

  That’s because they’re outdated.

  2023-09-12 01:07

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  Billy Mays here back with another fantastic wage hate meme V

  -overly aggressive response. It would be unwise for me to respond to you again and instead block you, because I simply don’t feel like dealing with individuals such as yourself right now.

  2023-08-24 16:31

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  Billy Mays here back with another fantastic wage hate meme V

  I think there was a misunderstanding. I never meant to imply you should talk badly about a company you currently work for. I was instead saying you shouldn’t be limited to being nothing more than an advertiser. Your social media accounts, within reason of course, should have free reign over what they do and say. If you are only allowed to use the accounts specifically in ways that promote the company, that’s an issue. Something tells me you’re an incorrigible ass due to your suddenly-

  2023-08-24 16:29

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  Billy Mays here back with another fantastic wage hate meme V

  I’m aware it’s commonplace, but it doesn’t matter. If every town disallowed the ownership of pets, it would be ridiculous despite being a normal thing. There isn’t much to actually solving the issues, but you can at least find ways to deal with them. If needed, leaving is (hopefully) an option. If not, minimize your work ethic and efficiency as much as you think you can get away with so you save yourself the effort of working too hard for someone who will still treat you poorly.

  2023-08-24 11:37

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  i had much more details to add but my laptop's cooling fa...

  This helps me recognize just how little I’ve used this app in recent years.

  2023-08-24 09:53

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  Billy Mays here back with another fantastic wage hate meme V

  Sometimes you don’t have any other options so the choice aspect becomes redundant. To add to this, you should definitely not tolerate workplace harassment or poor management, let alone safety hazards. Ignoring all that, it’s pretty stupid to have the only things you’re allowed to post end up just being the company using you as free advertising.

  2023-08-24 09:49

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  pppp

  It ducks that I know your pfp’s origins.

  2023-08-04 13:04

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  I am taking the Red

  Not being able to masturbate for multiple years would suck.

  2023-07-13 22:27

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  Dear God…

  Being domesticated is great.

  2023-06-11 01:01

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  I don't care how long I "recharge", I don't like people

  Introverts can be asses

  2023-06-11 01:00

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  nagger

  Going to assume it’s like a sports team

  2023-06-08 00:31

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  Gamer meme

  “You have plenty of other games to play while you wait.” *accomplishes all currently planned tasks in those games for the day in an hour.*

  2023-06-07 20:27

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  Megamind meme

  When you meet thousands of people who unironically say it, it’s hard to tell.

  2023-06-04 17:46

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  Megamind meme

  Didn’t know not having family who plays video games was a skill issue.

  2023-06-04 17:42

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  Your welcome

  Grammar

  2023-06-02 10:13

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  Laughing meme

  This isn’t funny.

  2023-06-02 10:13

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  cool wholesome photo with the train

  Yeah but even then I don’t see how there’s 0 blur in the photo. Train is likely stopped.

  2023-06-01 14:50

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  Megamind meme

  I’m never gonna get the chance to be the “family member who walks in and whoops the boss” guy.

  2023-06-01 14:43

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  Bad guys in movies

  Motherfucker have you not heard of bad futures in media?

  2023-06-01 14:42

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  title is enjoying playing through Boltgun

  That’s not trans or drag, that’s a metalhead.

  2023-06-01 14:42

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  Thank you random citizen

  Grammar

  2023-06-01 14:40

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  cool wholesome photo with the train

  No way this camera is fast enough bro. Also I don’t think the guy would be hanging out the window like that in time for the photo.

  2023-06-01 14:40

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  I m the danger

  Spy!

  2023-05-26 22:28

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  Anything for the cheeto

  That roach got the booty ngl

  2023-05-19 02:21

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  dongs in a letter

  With love America

  2023-05-19 02:19

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  yeah

  Diabetic rage is like the kaiokum in early trash ball z. You need to be careful and can’t go above 2.

  2023-05-16 10:29

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  The media be like:

  We’re all the same because we are different.

  2023-05-16 10:26

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  Intrusive thoughts

  I always leave it on voice mail.

  2023-05-16 10:26

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  Spot the difference

  Nah hate is fun.

  2023-05-10 21:25

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  SMORT

  Don’t forget having your trusty wild dog friend to protect you from discount shreks roaming the wasteland

  2023-04-30 17:30

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  wth

  I asked what he did, not what he is.

  2023-04-29 14:55

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  wth

  What he do?

  2023-04-29 13:17

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  Already too late?

  Should have listed ai art

  2023-04-27 13:19

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  Puppies fight

  The folly of woman is they cannot hurt anything adorable even for their own survival. The folly of man is that they like to do stupid things, but I say it’s not a folly, it is a polish. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to perform surgery on my doorknob using a kettle, a plugged in toaster, and a metal spoon.

  2023-04-25 08:35

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  drippy micky

  For those who don’t know why he drippin In Epic Mickey, Mickey fucks with Yensid’s retirement home land for forgotten toons. He used a magic brush. Mickey gets gazoobled by The Blot he accidentally created and has to save that land. He now has thinner in him, but can still use paint to create instead of thinner to destroy. If he says it’s thinning time too much, he thins all over the place by drippin. Blot is made of thinner btw.

  2023-04-25 08:30

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  You know why this passed

  Is a gi in a karate class not a uniform?

  2023-04-25 08:23

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  Awesome not mine

  I’m glad I no longer have to deal with that, I just watch or listen to videos instead

  2023-04-22 10:54

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  Uno

  The only important part is to make sure she has her big nose and that she does a good job. I can’t say much on the race part beyond being skeptical and a tad confused.

  2023-04-20 08:15

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  Rice rice baby

  Wait, how did he get out?

  2023-04-13 20:43

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  Rated R Star Wars

  NOOOOOOO!

  2023-04-13 17:41

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  Rated R Star Wars

  

  2023-04-13 17:20

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  NFL x Budlight

  I don’t care about football so it makes sense I lacked context.

  2023-04-13 17:19

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  0

  I got them on my birthday. Rarely as punishment. I always hated them.

  2023-04-13 16:29

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  Gold Dust, OG twink

  Honestly that just looks like a cool bottle. I don’t recall what game, but it reminds of an old game.

  2023-04-13 16:27

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  NFL x Budlight

  I don’t understand what this is meant to be

  2023-04-13 16:27

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  Rated R Star Wars

  Someone who just wants to cause discourse

  2023-04-13 16:25

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  Rated R Star Wars

  Cry about it lol

  2023-04-13 16:23

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  It’s true though…

  Wow. Memedroid is just as shit as it used to be

  2023-04-13 16:19

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  Laughing meme

  Too bad it’s not a good joke and you only realize this the next time you hear it

  2023-04-13 16:19

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  Uno reverse

  That’s a pretty shitty counter

  2023-04-13 16:18

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  How far we've fallen

  Grab the bread and the wine, today will be a fine day of tomfoolery!

  2023-04-08 16:07

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  Lmao

  I made a dbd meme once. Turns out it was a repost technically (someone already did the same exact joke).

  2023-04-08 16:00

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  (I'm asserting dominance)

  And then you cast your broken as fuck custom-made healing spell to negate the health damage so you can down another couple hundred bottles of mercury (gotta up your alchemy skill).

  2023-04-08 15:57

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  The beginning of the end

  Queer automata.

  2023-04-08 15:54

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  How far we've fallen

  Don’t apologize, sir, be better.

  2023-04-08 15:51

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  Which one?

  Having Aspergers makes you a loser.

  2023-04-08 15:47

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  Little brave owl

  Man thought he was an indie souls-like protagonist.

  2023-04-08 15:45

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  How far we've fallen

  Goodness no! Tomfoolery!

  2023-04-08 15:44

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  It's funny because I'll never have grandchildren

  *sees it’s an image of a couch* I don’t get it. I’m proud of you.

  2023-04-08 15:43

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  Lil Mermaid

  “I used to think life on dry land was cool and then I met a man who was icing on the cake.” Vs “I used to think life on dry land was cool. I still think life on dry land is cool.”

  2023-04-08 15:42

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  Melon Musk

  I am missing all the context

  2023-04-03 07:17

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  Miss me with that

  I’m a picky eater so I would never try it. I’m not fond of unclean, soaked, still alive flesh.

  2023-04-03 07:14

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  life goals

  Man got really unlucky dungeon formation luck in pikmin 2. Can only use blues and the enemies are electric!

  2023-04-03 07:11

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  China

  Let it drop. Less resources are spent as fast. More time for some resources to recover naturally. Only so much room on the planet and only so many resources at a time.

  2023-04-03 07:06

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