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  Rip ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  "You had sex with her? Very well, hand over your head."

  2019-01-19 05:39

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  Rip in piece ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  AZRAEL! *dong dong dong*

  2019-01-18 14:14

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  Cleopatra will be jealous

  Finally, one can lay with Nero

  2019-01-18 03:51

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  jump em

  I hope she is talking about my dick by "beating". Otherwise it's skidaddle time.

  2019-01-18 03:43

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  WW2 Ya'll

  France didn't fight alongside Germany. Furthermore, it was split, with the south remaining free of nazi dominion. Whatever French fought in the Wehrmacht were requisitioned, and were thus German forces.

  2019-01-18 03:42

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  noice

  Choco Chiri Allegre NOGGER

  2019-01-18 03:29

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  Who wants to join me

  A bit more viscous. Think very thick honey. Very sticky.

  2019-01-17 17:35

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  Wasp-nt me!

  Wasps never attack beehives alone. When one does, the bees agglomerate over it, then vibrate their wings so fast that they cook it alive.

  2019-01-17 12:03

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  Insert title

  Seems dumb.

  2019-01-17 11:59

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  Ooga booga

  What the fuck.

  2019-01-17 11:56

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  Cursed dress

  What if I stick my dick in it, does it get cursed too

  2019-01-17 05:18

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  I WERE TO

  Delightfully devilish, Donald!

  2019-01-15 18:10

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  Nibbers

  dindu...

  2019-01-15 18:07

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  lol

  Two reasons to scream: "FLOOD!!!" 1: Your house is about to get really wet. -OR- 2: Humanity is forfeit.

  2019-01-15 18:00

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  jar jar will be in episode 9

  This is photoshopped, you see, behind the FBI agents, is daylight coming through a window, however, if it was 3 AM, it would be dark. Saved the day again

  2019-01-15 17:57

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  When you wanna have fun

  FBI. Agent Dominic. Why would you order an underage girl?

  2019-01-15 17:55

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  True

  1: neighbours 2: insanely thin walls 3: peeing at 3 am

  2019-01-15 17:51

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  True

  Did that a minute before having the pleasure of seeing this post, what a nice coincidence.

  2019-01-15 17:50

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  Posting while it's still alive... It will die later k?

  Unrelated, but am I the only one that thinks ginger hair is absolutely gorgeous on women?

  2019-01-15 17:46

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  "Weeb trash" Not this time

  in Jojo the guys are the cute chicks. And by that I mean the dudes are so manly it either: -turns you gay -turns you into a man -gives you a thick beard and chest hair -all of the above

  2019-01-15 17:40

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  Gatorade

  Yup. Couldn't have said better myself. No hard feelings?

  2019-01-15 17:38

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  Illusion

  Good one, Schrödinger's Drake.

  2019-01-15 17:34

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  Gatorade

  Done. I'm correct, as expected. Took me three seconds to fact check. Your turn.

  2019-01-15 09:54

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  Racism is a fun subject

  Lmfao not my cat btw, some shop owner's cat, he protecc the jewelery case

  2019-01-15 09:52

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  Racism is a fun subject

  lol what why

  2019-01-15 08:56

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  Jar of ias

  Maybe.

  2019-01-15 07:34

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  Beautiful

  399

  2019-01-14 18:17

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  "Weeb trash" Not this time

  JoJo nibbas are too busy working out day and night to fight, they only care about gains, and defeating thotery worldwide.

  2019-01-14 18:15

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  Oof

  'e got me good, cap'n.

  2019-01-14 18:13

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  fffgg

  inb4 polish man screaming "is not of fair."

  2019-01-14 18:10

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  hahaha

  My fellow whites, I have found a solution to our long lasting problem. Long have we been plagued by the inability to say the n-word, but no more! I present to you the s-word: skin_color_5 Now you can finally dab on those skin_color_5 legally.

  2019-01-14 18:09

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  Oof

  I read your comment with a very thick pirate accent. Was that intended?

  2019-01-14 18:04

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  That's so sad can we get him reported

  someone translate pls

  2019-01-14 18:01

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  Mmm

  Depends. A majority like it, but some really do that for the money only and hate it. See: Fetish illustrators.

  2019-01-14 17:52

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  Jar of ias

  Looks like a jar you piss into and throw at sneaky frenchmen.

  2019-01-14 17:01

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  Gatorade

  You clearly don't understand that it's spelled "its" when it's possessive. No apostrophe. That's the way to differenciate them. You're welcome.

  2019-01-14 16:53

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  This reaction will come handy

  he would since he ordered chocolate, so getting coffee instead would be weird

  2019-01-14 06:20

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  STANDING HERE

  Risitas is top tier

  2019-01-13 17:43

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  <3

  Did someone hurt you? You sound very irritated for virtually no reason.

  2019-01-13 17:40

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  N

  Gotta love it when you bruise a dude's small ego by correcting them, and they'd rather make a fool of themselves rather than own up to it. You do you.

  2019-01-13 17:38

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  <3

  Something tells me you know little about cats and their behaviour. I suggest seeking further information.

  2019-01-13 05:43

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  Get your “Ackahually” lookin ass out of here

  Light particles have mass. You are lighter in the dark. Source: V-sauce

  2019-01-13 05:40

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  Relatable

  be there or be square

  2019-01-13 05:36

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  N

  Then don't spit out bullshit, you moronic sod.

  2019-01-13 05:34

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  N

  That's incorrect. In its entirety. Cats are solitary hunters, but social, often forming groups. They form strong bonds with each other, and with humans, whom they consider being part of their clique. Learn to understand them, and they'll understand you.

  2019-01-12 19:13

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  Happy doggo makes a happy day

  Uh huh.

  2019-01-11 19:41

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  Happy doggo makes a happy day

  Good for you, I reckon. Japanese can be mistaken with chinese by the layman as they share many kanjis. The best way to recognize which is which is that japanese looks simpler. (thanks to kanas)

  2019-01-11 19:25

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  Happy doggo makes a happy day

  It means: "You are beautiful like a pie." Language is japanese. Hope it clears your misunderstanding.

  2019-01-11 12:56

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  Title

  Lokir is tonight's big loser

  2019-01-11 12:48

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  reaction

  looks like weird underwear for tables

  2019-01-11 12:45

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  Blizzard on a Snare!

  hey

  2019-01-11 12:44

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  So cute!

  Fucking dog looks like it wants to see the manager

  2019-01-11 06:20

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  O.C. right here boys... Sometimes...

  his beard is a stripe

  2019-01-11 06:14

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  Yup

  Because it's a typical thing for that age to think you're smarter than your parents, and that they know nothing.

  2019-01-11 06:10

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  Lolll

  LiTeRaLLy

  2019-01-10 20:08

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  So this is how it all started

  With the amount of judging people you do on the daily, one would almost think you presided in court.

  2019-01-10 20:01

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  Yup

  Anyone thinking this relatable is likely between the age of 12-17

  2019-01-10 19:59

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  I will not die a monster

  This guy looking like he wants to put a sentry gun in the intel room

  2019-01-10 18:57

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  Kek ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  What if my fetish is having my sex swapped by a wizard to give birth to the one who will then kill me years later?

  2019-01-10 18:56

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  That's how mafia works

  That's how MtG works

  2019-01-10 18:48

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  things to work on

  N E C K

  2019-01-09 17:02

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  Spank the plumber

  She's screwing Toad. Imagine the little fucker going "WAHOOO" in bed with its little cunt voice

  2019-01-09 17:00

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  ISIS is now unstopable

  Damn boys they got me See you guys in London

  2019-01-09 16:54

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  HEY VSAUCE

  they won't, at worse they'll just slow it down on some sites and shit, orrrr they might do nothing.

  2019-01-09 11:25

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  you know

  Nah. It's shota.

  2019-01-09 09:19

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  The French fries its politicians

  Why tf your profile has a spanish flag if you're french

  2019-01-09 05:04

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  You mean they're not?

  You're welcome. It comes from French, so sex rules apply.

  2019-01-09 02:26

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  You mean they're not?

  fiancée* If she's a girl it's fiancée, fiancé is if it's a dude.

  2019-01-09 01:22

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  *turned on*

  looks like popeye

  2019-01-08 17:58

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  Sharing is caring

  Sharing more like SHARINGAN hahahah kill me

  2019-01-08 17:51

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  Big

  cursed

  2019-01-08 05:30

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  Stay outa trouble kiddos

  A monster.

  2019-01-08 05:19

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  Drake is secretly a rake

  This is why furries will kill us all, weebs can't fight back they're too busy bullying each other for being weebs btw kys weeb <3

  2019-01-07 20:52

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  Succ

  Isn't the quote "I'll take your entire stock" making it "I'll take your entire cock"?

  2019-01-07 20:42

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  Stay outa trouble kiddos

  Susie?

  2019-01-07 20:40

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  A fine addition

  Pretty sure even the normal "male" models have no dick

  2019-01-07 20:38

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  HealthCare

  It's like fuckheads spelling their daughter's name Mœgǎhn and saying "it's pronounced Megan" EDIT: Realised that looks somehow pretty fucking cool of a spelling though

  2019-01-07 20:35

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  woman

  r/IamZimbabweanAndThisIs Inflation

  2019-01-07 20:21

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  woman

  Couldn't have said it better myself.

  2019-01-07 20:20

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  HealthCare

  The French pronounce it Nike. Pretty sure it's another case of America doing it's thing again.

  2019-01-07 20:18

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  Brexit

  Allow Jesus to come inside you my son

  2019-01-07 20:16

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  Sumimasen

  ">People who need subtitles this year (in this day and age) Oi, oi, that's super lame ain't it lol"

  2019-01-07 20:14

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  im scared

  the fact the teeth look so anatomically correct despite the rest not being... Is unsettling.

  2019-01-06 19:58

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  Vroom vroom bitch

  [MENACING]

  2019-01-06 19:52

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  IKEA, the greatest of the gods

  Just pair it with Angel of the Maelstrom, allows you to play anything from hand (1 time) for free if she hits. She's a 5/5 Flight for 1 of every color. Place her, attack, place Progenitus.

  2019-01-06 19:46

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  Brexit

  Damn jesus is hot then

  2019-01-06 19:26

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  Level 69 meme

  That's how mafia works.

  2019-01-06 19:19

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  Spam I got on my work phone

  He's human, so I reckon he's actually just retarded, not some higher being.

  2019-01-06 06:00

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  I know the format sucks!

  Yes, but only if this is Jeanne or Martha you're eating out.

  2019-01-05 20:31

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  Yeah

  No worries the text is barely readable to me as well. Move on.

  2019-01-04 20:15

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  I I love vines

  she tried to replicate the original but these clearly do not have the same energy, it just lacks the raw malice of the original

  2019-01-04 19:12

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  Spam I got on my work phone

  If that's 100% of his brain, it's a wee bit underwhelming isn't it? Or d'you think he's giving us the King Solomon treatment, and pretending to be thick so we keep our expectations low, and not suspect a thing?

  2019-01-04 19:08

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  Be nice in the comments

  I met him during a visit to a lovely town not too far from here, close to La Gacilly. He was chilling in a shop, watching the people calmly. Best guardian, would feel safe again 10/10

  2019-01-04 06:52

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  protecc komi san

  no, exactly my point, if you become gay watching jojo it's not surprising

  2019-01-04 06:49

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  And here... We.. Go...

  Calm down son, it's just a drawing.

  2019-01-03 22:02

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  Be nice in the comments

  Though 90 percent of those people are self-diagnosed, it appears. Go figure.

  2019-01-03 21:47

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  Who. Asked.

  I show-off my blue eyes to honor my mother who gave them to me.

  2019-01-03 21:46

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  Lol

  TL:DR Mom's a lying hoe

  2019-01-03 21:32

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  I dare someone to try this

  "Ladies and gentlemen... We got 'em."

  2019-01-03 21:29

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  I dare someone to try this

  Ok, faggot

  2019-01-03 21:28

  +1