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  really?

  The pumpkins used for jack-o-lanterns aren't the same that are used for food. While some people cook the seeds, the rest of the pumpkin doesn't really matter. I believe the kind that we eat are called sugar pumpkins? They are softer and sweeter.

  2014-10-17 17:56

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  If you spent that long on your makeup, you'd want to protect it too.

  2014-09-19 14:33

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  Perfect

  That child is brilliant. She deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

  2014-09-17 21:44

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  hells yea

  WHOOSH!

  2014-09-13 00:13

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  Thats all he needed

  Being asthmatic, I would much rather spend the money so that I have one when I need it. But I get what you mean--inhalers used to be a lot cheaper.

  2014-09-11 15:09

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  True

  "What's behind her bra? IS IT A PUPPY?!"

  2014-09-10 12:29

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  It's the truth...

  And what exactly is your problem with me?

  2014-09-09 17:08

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  It's the truth...

  I agree with Kankri.

  2014-09-08 08:31

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  Clever Bastards, I would have expected this from Samsung.

  I love how they are passive-aggressively attacking Apple, when Blackberry still sucks. It's like a trash can judging a stripper.

  2014-09-06 11:21

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  It Hurts.

  He turned into the Titanic!

  2014-09-06 11:17

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  bruh

  This boy was put up for adoption, and therefore didn't have all of those cute baby pictures taken of him. Once he was adopted, his new family decided they wanted to do that for him, as it is now a common thing among families.

  2014-09-06 11:16

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  poor jenny

  I don't see why people think this is okay. I understand that people think she is attractive, but she's a person. A person who was exposed against her will. Doesn't anyone else think that is fucked up?

  2014-09-03 08:59

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  coconut crabs

  I thought those were spiders for a moment. I can deal with giant crabs.

  2014-09-01 18:37

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  Dark Souls in a nutshell

  Maybe next time you shouldn't die like a bitch.

  2014-08-29 01:04

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  Oh God!

  That face needs to become a meme. I want to comment on every single post on Memedroid with that face.

  2014-08-28 15:52

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  Super Grandma...

  Assuming she walked in a straight line, she should be near her second lap around the earth.

  2014-08-28 14:48

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  walmart game

  I don't get the last two.

  2014-08-28 14:29

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  Guilty...

  I would use it to alter documents so that I just had to take my art classes to finish college. And to pass all of my exams. THEN I would steal stuff.

  2014-08-27 19:53

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  Title is a cowboy

  It's called the "Guardian Angel Act" if I remember correct--my friend wrote a speech on it.

  2014-08-27 16:53

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  I'm curious as to what he saw

  Don't apologize for it. It is your genuine emotional response--never feel sorry for it!

  2014-08-27 16:52

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  hehe duty

  I have two questions: 1. WHY?! 2. HOW?!

  2014-08-27 08:53

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  .

  Respect. Don't give in to pressure--you could save lives!

  2014-08-27 08:51

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  Thomas.

  I am sorry you had to find out this way. My condolences for your family.

  2014-08-25 22:49

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  something is wrong here

  XerxesBreak I think.

  2014-08-23 00:37

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  babies are gross

  I want children, just not babies. Solution? Adoption. No extremely disgusting and annoying creatures, and a lonely child gets a home. Also, I kind of feel sorry for those babies in the comic--those excretions look rather painful.

  2014-08-23 00:16

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  something is wrong here

  I think that he ended up posting a picture of what he did in response. "Picture perfect plate performance" or something like that.

  2014-08-22 23:34

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  ha ha ha poor writing x') *so many favorite characters d...

  Homestuck!

  2014-08-20 12:46

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  who else does this?

  I see if I can jump. I like to jump in games.

  2014-08-20 06:43

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  Skyrim Logic

  I found all of them on my first game. Went to give them to Vex, and my game just died. Corrupted all of my saves.

  2014-08-19 19:03

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  Short horror stories

  Sorry, not for a while.

  2014-08-19 16:02

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  Short horror stories

  I'm wonderful, and how are you?

  2014-08-19 02:28

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  Short horror stories

  Hello there!

  2014-08-19 00:13

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  Mini air hockey cooling board

  That's actually pretty resourceful of you. Kudos.

  2014-08-19 00:05

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  Short horror stories

  These really threw me off.

  2014-08-18 16:17

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  Wow

  That is insane--I can't even tape a box shut without the tape messing up!

  2014-08-18 11:47

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  photogenic dog

  It's so cute! Your adorable dog has put me in a great mood, OP. Thanks!

  2014-08-17 17:09

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  DECISIONS

  I'm in love with your collection.

  2014-08-17 16:29

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  My first Tumblr post!

  Talk about a super secret special sauce. It brings life to dying doggies!

  2014-08-17 15:17

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  Anyone?

  That poor, lonely little fella.

  2014-08-17 06:24

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  damn toddlers

  And this is why I despise children.

  2014-08-17 05:19

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  Im too used to the old memedroid

  Agreed. The update is alright, but I greatly prefer the original.

  2014-08-16 03:37

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  ,

  Doctor Pooch: Ready to heal!

  2014-08-15 10:41

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  tigers

  Imagine having a pet tiger. You ignore it, and it ruins your walls. You love it, and you get attacked by sandpaper-tiger kisses.

  2014-08-14 14:05

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  reduce the bombardment

  Where was this post while I was in high school (secondary school?) This could have been helpful.

  2014-08-14 14:03

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  and im in art school

  I upvoted you, person with cute Equius picture.

  2014-08-13 22:34

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  AMM GON GETCHA

  Gog bless Homestucks

  2014-08-13 01:49

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  By Izuru

  It also inspired a Dark Brotherhood quest in the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion.

  2014-08-13 01:41

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  Amazing

  A pretty face with an ugly personality makes the whole package spoil. The same goes for Memedroid: A pretty picture with soydolphin's name on it still deserves a downvote.

  2014-08-12 13:45

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  more than an object

  Perhaps he meant dreams?

  2014-08-10 02:23

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  Back in my day...

  (cont.) But then when a teenaged boy comes forward about his attractive teacher sodomizing him, they shun the boy for his decision. It's hypocritical. Rape is rape. Don't berate his choice to defend himself in the only way he could after the fact.

  2014-08-09 17:14

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  Back in my day...

  Just an observation, but when a female talks about rape/assault, the guys on Memedroid make jokes or insult her. When feminists defend her, they say men get raped too. (cont.)

  2014-08-09 17:12

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  Cats and dogs

  Because they'll have starved to death.

  2014-08-08 13:42

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  insert title

  You might want to clean your glasses. That is Cleveland, not Meg.

  2014-08-08 13:16

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  maturity

  Have a problem? You should have taken the princess role.

  2014-08-08 11:57

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  We share a common interest

  It isn't even BDSM. BDSM involves a lot of planning, nurturing, and care between trusted participants. This shit is just abuse and filth.

  2014-08-07 23:30

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  No hawaii for me

  May the Gods bless your soul, considering the upcoming weather.

  2014-08-07 23:19

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  TURN DOWN FOR I tell you hwat

  Shoosh-pap is a Homestuck reference. It means to say "shhhhh" and lightly pat (usually a friend) in a calming manner so as to relax them.

  2014-08-07 23:10

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  ...

  There isn't more, sadly. She wrote on the desk and was arrested and suspended. However, the police in her area agreed that it was too much to handcuff her.

  2014-08-07 15:35

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  ...

  " "Even when we're asked to make an arrest, common sense should prevail, and discretion used in deciding whether an arrest or handcuffs are really necessary," said police spokesman .Paul Browne..." This is from nydailynews.com

  2014-08-07 15:33

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  ...

  This happened in February of 2010: " "I love my friends Abby and Faith," the girl wrote, adding the phrases "Lex was here. 2/1/10" and a smiley face... City officials acknowledged Alexa's arrest was a mistake..."

  2014-08-07 15:32

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  Why are we not funding this?

  Faster downloading? Does that mean shorter pregnancies, or periods, or what? If so, hell yeah! I'm game!

  2014-08-07 14:04

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  Ermagurd perkermon

  I really don't understand why people think that biting is playful. It's childish and just plain weird.

  2014-08-07 13:31

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  Perfectly summed up

  Three, if you count the people who actually spell out the numbers.

  2014-08-07 13:26

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  fifty shades of oh my

  That book is filth. Calling it porn is an insult to the porn industry.

  2014-08-07 13:25

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  lets have some fun:-D

  That is something from a nightmare.

  2014-08-07 10:39

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  SHUTTER EFFECT!

  I legitimately didn't think of that until you mentioned it. Good point! Also: Some, and I repeat SOME, Android users have the update. Just not all of us.

  2014-08-07 10:31

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  Asian parents

  When did it become acceptable to use decimals and fractions together in complex equations? I was always told that you shouldn't.

  2014-08-07 04:29

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  I need this in my life

  While this is a pretty cool idea, this is also a repost. Therefore, I must kindly ask you to take this image and shove it up your ass. Thank you.

  2014-08-07 04:27

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  The more you know...

  My dad is a Grammar Nazi... and he's 68...

  2014-08-06 23:37

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  :megusta:

  So that was where the key to her chastity belt went!

  2014-08-06 23:34

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  TURN DOWN FOR I tell you hwat

  Or you could just shoosh-pap them?

  2014-08-06 20:57

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  >Is straight >still does flip

  How spiteful.

  2014-08-06 20:51

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  something is wrong here

  It's alright, we all make mistakes.

  2014-08-06 20:48

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  Got this today

  Oh cookies, you understand me!

  2014-08-05 14:05

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  The Playstore in Real Life

  "Racist picture! My country isn't good enough for you, is it?! "

  2014-08-05 14:04

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  25 Yrs Experience

  At least he's being honest!

  2014-08-05 14:03

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  cant be unseen

  ... I fucking hate you, poster.

  2014-08-04 04:13

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  Let me tell you about Homestuck

  Also, dammit Jonah I told you to keep reading!

  2014-08-03 04:59

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  Let me tell you about Homestuck

  @Op: I LOVE YOU BECAUSE HOMESTUCK.

  2014-08-03 04:57

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  please...let this be a dream...please

  I think that this might be a post-op mother. (Female to Male transition.) In some cases the reproductive organs stay in-tact, which allows birth. Just a suggestion.

  2014-08-02 23:34

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  scooter

  Their advertising skill is over 9000!

  2014-08-02 14:45

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  Does it taste like tears and sadness?

  This stuff was my childhood. I could only find it at the market down the road--it's heaven, guys. It is joy and laughter and sexy angels all coated in blue food-dye.

  2014-08-02 00:31

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  Damn

  Oh, by the way, that's where this is from. Tumblr. From about a month ago. Just a heads-up.

  2014-07-31 23:00

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  Damn

  Wow. You guys reacted just like Tumblr did.

  2014-07-31 22:59

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  some advice for girls.

  What really sucks is when they ignore you for days, and then message you once you've finally given up on a reply... and at 4 in the morning.

  2014-07-31 22:46

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  what about the tub of glue?

  I told this to my friend and she threw her shirt at me.

  2014-07-29 00:31

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  They have no idea

  I just saw this four times in moderation. The reposting never ends! Please, let this be the original...

  2014-07-29 00:00

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  Title plays draw something

  That is amazing, but entirely unnecessary.

  2014-07-28 23:58

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  now i must try this.

  Yes, most things can be hacked into. However, it takes a lot of skill and a hell of a lot of time to do so (more so with larger projects.) Unless YOU are willing to risk the repercussions and want a challenge, it really isn't worth it.

  2014-07-13 15:27

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  signs

  So that's where Handsome Jack was hiding Angel... clever bastard!

  2014-07-11 03:35

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  gothalion you genius

  Moxxi.

  2014-07-08 03:26

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  id be a fucking sextillionare

  I'd be so rich that my appearance wouldn't matter anymore!

  2014-07-06 02:19

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  Plot twist: they're cannibals.

  There is a movie with this same plot. I believe it is called Wasting Away. If not, look up Ah!!! Zombies.

  2014-07-04 22:23

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  vinegar

  ^No it doesn't. Please, educate yourself on female anatomy.

  2014-07-04 12:13

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  but she's so cute!

  She looks so pleased with herself... eh, it's a living.

  2014-07-03 15:12

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  How sad

  ^ I had heard that he was 15. Regardless, I doubt that he is a grown man, considering his role in the show is to basically stalk a 10 year old along with a woman and talking cat.

  2014-07-03 15:06

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  W & M

  Those things are evil. (For those with a weak heart, do not read further.) My mother once threw one at my older brother when he was being a brat--it hit him on the groin and snapped in half.

  2014-07-03 14:39

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  so hard core

  That guy must have been the coolest kid on the block.

  2014-07-03 14:36

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  Well what happened here?

  ^The OP is saying that Beyonce's daughter looks suspiciously like Drake when he was a baby, hinting that he is the father of said child.

  2014-07-03 14:34

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  Patients is a virtue

  You're gonna be waiting a while.

  2014-07-03 14:32

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