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  So deep in friend zone it's scary

  so i went out with a girl for 4 days. she broke up through text and sent me a bra pic to show a friend...

  2013-10-23 11:04

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  Banana!!

  and that is why my female friend had to ask a girl i liked to a dance for me. but she did say yes though :successkid:

  2013-10-15 09:54

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  Ultra extra

  so im planing to keep it til my 20s or so... a friend of mine wanted to do it, but i said no... then again, i was playing minecraft...

  2013-10-04 10:43

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  He's a baws

  girls, if a guy actually likes you, go for it. even if it just a week or two. if you friendzone him and keep him at bay, he will get used to the feeling and give up. i know from experience. i got bestfriend zoned.

  2013-05-28 20:08

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  are you reading the title don't you

  Ryan, your girlfriend left these in your room... care to explain? (dont know how to feel about my name being in this meme )

  2013-05-08 19:36

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  Shut up and take my money!

  a friend in my math class has a tattoo of a gun... he is forced to put tape over it.

  2013-05-04 16:34

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  a feast grace the halls of Valhalla again

  @supersandwitch240 i believe he made it better.

  2013-05-01 19:19

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  THINK FAST

  either way works out well.

  2013-04-19 22:36

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  Go home Winter, you're drunk!!

  used to live in MN. i loved the feet of snow each winter. now im in KY and it is only dandrif.

  2013-04-19 18:10

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  I'm totally not at church right now

  lil, you look... different...

  2013-04-14 19:05

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  never underestimate

  ekor, it is a new day and my fucks level is dagerously low. how about we all just enjoy the boobs.

  2013-04-08 05:52

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  spencer♥

  mrs. benson quote of the day: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset.

  2013-04-01 11:26

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  10th comment loves kids

  in the words of Smosh, "Woo Pidgy Fuck Yeah!"

  2013-03-29 18:13

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  not now...

  i am now sad. i have that song on my phone and i play it to remember my dad. just because of that, i am going to make myself more sad by listening to it...

  2013-03-28 19:29

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  =^-^= meow

  *manual

  2013-03-21 21:34

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  =^-^= meow

  the cat manuel wasnt clear enough... my dick got caught in the penutbutter jar.

  2013-03-21 21:33

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  True Story

  and not to mention Brazzers...

  2013-03-21 21:29

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  Halo

  USNALPHAWOLF is correct to be even able to stand in that armor you have to be super stong. lifting the tank would be simple... ish as for the elefant, how the fuck do you flip it in the first place? it went ten mph and sandtrap doesnt have high dunes.

  2013-03-17 21:12

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  Someone is getting fired today

  and listening to the harlem shake when i see this, i burst out laughing.

  2013-03-17 21:02

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  shitshitshitshitshit

  ^

  2013-03-04 07:57

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  shitshitshitshitshit

  for fucks sake, i know what incognito is. it was just that i knew how to clear the history faster on IE in the open one. with my mom using chrome, i had no wories. moral of the story, she has firefox now.

  2013-03-04 05:43

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  Still AngryButler's cumbucket..

  put both hands in up to your elbows and clap like a seal.

  2013-03-03 20:55

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  cutscenes...

  mistermeme, to answer your question, Link and Ganon were following the splash zone rules while Tingle broke them. that is also why Ganon might be peaking.

  2013-02-24 22:54

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  Yay!

  what the hell? i posted this about two months ago and it was dicarded.

  2013-02-23 06:50

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  redneck

  i think the redneck dream catcher became bobnroll's wet dream catcher

  2013-02-23 06:34

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  DIMONDS!

  the only reason i like gold is so i can make a tower of pimps. (rooster teeth) i also like wearing enchanted golden armor and sword with lava and flint & steel to reak unholy vengance.

  2013-02-19 01:11

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  Every God Damn Time

  oh, you stuck me? i will see you in hell.

  2013-02-19 00:58

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  dem feels

  jersey shore is people? kill them all with fire

  2013-02-17 19:35

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  Never lose it

  i almost thought it was a remotecontrol tampon.

  2013-02-09 06:33

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  stop jerking off.

  ok so we have established that Deadhand is a fucked up scary nightmare. you guys do remember Bongo Bongo right...

  2013-02-07 18:21

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  sometimes i grab my boobs because, well, i can!

  boobs can be a good pillow, but having a dick builds upper body strength...

  2013-01-24 17:06

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  logic

  after playing or spiking my party to Lv. 100s i think it is cruel to go and fight Lv. 1s. you have all those strong attacks. cant a measly flick work.

  2013-01-16 22:31

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  CoD Sloth Style

  fail to plan plan to fail dont run blindly into a fight take your time and clean up. FPS:101

  2013-01-12 22:21

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  O .C.D

  also, if i turn in a complete circle in one way, i do it in the other direction as well. real life and in video games.

  2013-01-12 21:36

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  O .C.D

  @jahrunescape i have the same thing. i am however messy, but i keep everything in a specific place. i hate tiny things out of place. on my friend's class B uniform, one of his cloth ranks had a thread loose. i looked at it and it instantly annoyed me.

  2013-01-12 21:35

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  we know your feelings link

  why dont you go for Nabooru. she does owe you after all.

  2013-01-05 19:17

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  class morons

  me dead silent girls are talking lound and not stopping me: stop talking girls: boo shut up where you come from, who you talkin to... me:

  2013-01-05 19:15

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  wrong hood

  i have one probably worse. last year at my school someone drew a shit shwastica. (i doubt that is spelled right) the fucktard was caught though.

  2013-01-05 19:12

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  Perfect :D

  @arshan do you live in Kentucky? i know that area code. more importantly, guy or girl?

  2013-01-03 08:35

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  Hooah! I leave for boot camp in August!

  @arazmoth go get 'em soldier. i am wanting to join as well. i have JROTC experience as well. you might actually start as a corpral if you speciallize in something.

  2013-01-01 23:41

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  In soviet russia hamburger eats you...

  This bed does not have bacon. Sleep is irrelivant.

  2013-01-01 23:12

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  Yes.

  This burger doesn't have bacon. Your argument is invalid.

  2013-01-01 23:09

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  omg

  Bongo Bongo... that shit scared me... then that ominous music

  2012-12-28 09:33

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  Steam is epic (Saaales!)

  *porn

  2012-12-28 08:54

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  Steam is epic (Saaales!)

  now if it were me, i would go to a random orn site and turn up the volume

  2012-12-28 08:54

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  FAPPING ALL OVER LE BUTT

  step one: turn down volume (no headphones... done) step two: plug in headphones step three: carry on.

  2012-12-23 21:07

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  lalalala

  i was going to make a joke, but all the fap ones have been made... fuck it...

  2012-12-23 20:31

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  take a hint c;

  i read your messages... i just didnt reply...

  2012-12-20 11:06

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  one oreo

  eating an oreo like a boss none for tomorrow though

  2012-12-18 18:52

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  This Is Why I Got Bose

  that is why i stick to ear buds.

  2012-12-18 18:46

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  insert title of meme here

  @insert Jango was the original from which the dna to make the clones was formed. Jango asked Obi Wan if he could have a clone to call his son, but with the special request of him not having the growth hormones and stuff added into him. thus Boba was born.

  2012-12-01 00:13

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  how all girls are

  nut and i-be, shut up the two miltons are nice to the memedroid community. their memes are funny and so are their comments. you dont need to put them down for a 2 second laugh. now apologize. as for the miltons, keep up the funny work.

  2012-11-27 23:01

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  Well, Can I?

  when i had crutches, a friend of mine (one or two heads shorter than me) took them and put them at their max hight (6'?"). he then proceeded to pole-vault on them. it was all fun and games until he almost fell on his face. then it was hilarious.

  2012-11-27 22:26

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  technologist.

  well to the first comment, 1) *masturbate 2) google it

  2012-11-25 21:02

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  pokemon logic

  fossil guy : you may leave and i will be done later me : *walk out* *walk in* *get pokemon*

  2012-11-25 20:42

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  Oh Luigi. .

  in SSBM, you can see up Peach's dress on the ground (front kick + pause and cam controls) and in the air (floating kick + pause and cam controls)

  2012-11-25 20:39

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  PORN

  what you do is go on your friend's account and share a gay porn video on their wall. and for anyone that is going to leave a *^ * comment,

  2012-11-25 20:12

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  smells like cock

  A Hard... i need to find that brand

  2012-11-24 00:07

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  Southern talk

  fuck y'all... i still say you guys. (moved from MN to KY)

  2012-11-21 18:23

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  The same

  he is back. NoDaddy was probably banned for his racist comments with Dumpydiaper. he made a new account... you will be banned... again!

  2012-11-20 20:17

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  SHEEP! dog

  DAMMIT WOLF

  2012-11-18 18:10

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  SHEEP! dog

  day 35: Dimitri has told me that Bob is looking for a new owner.

  2012-11-18 18:09

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  My friends think I'm a nerd gamer

  i lost count but you know what i mean...

  2012-11-18 12:58

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  My friends think I'm a nerd gamer

  Halo Combat Evolved , Halo 1, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo ODST, Halo Reach, Halo Anniversary, Halo 4 (i only know those ones... there may be more or i named them all. so to pass the last three: Zelda OoT, MM, and TP)

  2012-11-18 12:57

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  It has to be done for tomorrow

  gor, i made this meme because i was supposed to be doing homework. sorry that it is a repost.

  2012-11-14 15:10

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  this could've made for a very shitty day

  arshan... dude you are a heartless motherfucker that bullies people that have no way of defending themselves. so many young people have committed or attempted suicide because of shitheads like you. if you are too self centered to see that, just leave now.

  2012-11-13 21:52

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  I know it's stupid to send these pics, but damn that was ...

  im not good at art...

  2012-11-12 23:15

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  I know it's stupid to send these pics, but damn that was ...

  close enough.

  2012-11-12 23:14

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  I know it's stupid to send these pics, but damn that was ...

  i want to try one of these drawings... /""""""\ / |-------------])=====<• (@_@_@_@) \

  2012-11-12 23:13

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  true dat

  friend: cool let's play some Halo true friend: I'm home. time to fuck shit up

  2012-11-12 22:57

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  error 404: title not found

  @nate my bad. i forgot about the k

  2012-11-11 17:07

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  you know what grinds my gears

  Mr._Nic i know how you feel. i am a Sergent First Class in Army JROTC and in S4. it sets me off a little to see the uniform dressed wrong or not worn right. well that and i have OCD. thank you for serving our country.

  2012-11-07 18:15

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  miss

  C4 mosuckra

  2012-11-06 15:12

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  Knight Rape... (only my friend will know)

  um newt... the title was an inside joke. you probably dont know what i mean...

  2012-11-06 13:00

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  5 minutes

  and so the guy faps to pass time...

  2012-11-06 06:08

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  wow

  two best friends? good bye lefty and righty.

  2012-11-05 09:37

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  poor men :'(

  the law states you cant hit a woman. it has never prevented you however from bitch slapping a motherfucker.

  2012-11-03 21:28

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  blorping is good for your physical health

  what...

  2012-10-28 14:32

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  check the periodic table

  @dafuq i bet the people had the same reaction as your user name.

  2012-10-28 00:48

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  check the periodic table

  i was bored in science class one day and i had a table of elements.

  2012-10-27 21:22

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  frag

  I FORGOT TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK!!!

  2012-10-27 15:24

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  blood bath

  not sure if lesbian or she accidentally bit down too hard...

  2012-10-27 14:56

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  best feeling ever

  um... not to burst your bubble but the "view message details" option will tell you the time it was sent. meaning the person probably saw the text, went on facebook, and defriended and blocked you.

  2012-10-25 19:53

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  yo mamma

  two wild SNORLAXs bock th- oh that's your mom... my bad.

  2012-10-24 05:49

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  sandy genius

  patrick's breath stinks. sandy sprays air freshener cause she can smell it

  2012-10-22 22:47

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  badluck brian

  it is the irony of school. you do one or the other... i just free ball the test most of the time

  2012-10-20 20:17

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  *insert cereal guy spit here*

  i am sorry that this may or may not be a repost. when i did this, i didnt think it was. if it is a repost, just report it and quit bitching. now, swagfag, get the fuck off my terrible meme.

  2012-10-15 16:58

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  spiderman memes!

  i feel sorry for the premature detination, but at least she can't complain about your spidey sense tingling.

  2012-10-15 06:15

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  Batman

  why? cause fuck you i'm batman. that's why.

  2012-10-15 06:11

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  Yes free

  that day Homer bought a gallon of gas.

  2012-10-11 23:00

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  true

  well no porn today... or tomorrow... phone for the win

  2012-10-07 19:29

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  Why? Because fuck you. That's why.

  sorry. i used it as encouraging wolf. the I.W.s that i made were all discarded.

  2012-10-07 19:24

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  all the time

  in the first hour of playing GTA 4 for the first time, i had killed/run over over 1,000 people.

  2012-10-07 08:33

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  I killed him

  dude shut the fuck up. Milton is one of the good Memedroiders that respects other users. you sir are a retard. do nont besmerch his name. as for the real Milton, i am sorry for your loss. your brother will be missed too.

  2012-10-02 23:25

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  FUUU

  be happy. the Snickers will last longer.

  2012-10-02 23:15

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  Billy bob died of photosynthesis

  ok for all you little peoples this is 69 O+< >+O if the picture doesnt help... google it...

  2012-10-01 20:15

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  where'd everybody go?...

  @Xthestamp3de the correct term would be "ForeverSociallyParanoidBrian"

  2012-10-01 19:51

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  naughty physics

  i am guessing the creator's intention was that her vag is a black hole that sucks everything in.

  2012-09-28 16:59

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  dat title

  ekor fuck off you racist son of a bitch. this is funny as hell so get me a double cheeseburger.

  2012-09-28 16:34

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  naughty physics

  no complaints...

  2012-09-28 16:14

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