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  I'm in a better place, daddy

  Thank you for your service

  2026-09-06 16:52

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  I'm in a better place, daddy

  Bro are you okay?

  2026-09-06 16:51

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  Too afraid to Google

  It's hated by all sides

  2026-09-06 15:05

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  Wild Nights

  If Internet arguments are keeping you up at night, maybe you need less Internet. The horrors of reality should be keeping you up at night, not some insignificant Internet beef.

  2026-09-01 13:03

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  nature crafting

  I like the design

  2026-08-31 14:54

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  Before parking sensors we had these little metal dudes

  Or you just learned how to drive.

  2026-08-12 14:26

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  One guy vanished

  "This story is an urban legend and a widely repeated anecdote, with no historical proof." bummer, cuz it would be interesting.

  2026-08-06 21:16

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  Office lunch wars

  Fck the Karens who can't mind their own.

  2026-08-06 11:20

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  Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Why are you...

  Don't do drugs, kids - or you'll wind up making trash memes.

  2026-08-06 03:24

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  Sounds like a bad idea overall

  It's taken in small doses and helps to mimic sleep

  2026-07-22 23:25

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  Momon the phone:all he does is sleep,eat abd shit i am go...

  Now i know why they're starting to teach memes in school.

  2026-07-21 14:09

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  Rest in Peace

  You will be missed.

  2026-07-13 17:00

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  elon moment

  Confirmed to be rumor.

  2026-07-06 22:53

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  Tree has lore

  Googled for your convenience: "The Socotra dragon tree (Dracaena cinnabari) is an iconic, slow-growing tree native to Yemen's Socotra island, known for its unique umbrella-shaped canopy and red "dragon's blood" resin, used for medicine, cosmetics, and dyes

  2026-07-06 22:35

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  still kid

  Absolutely

  2026-07-04 11:49

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  still kid

  Just really happy to see everyone here sharing and being excited for their future/growing families.

  2026-07-04 11:49

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  I'm a delight in real life, just like on here

  I thought it said "British control" and was really confused for a moment.

  2026-07-04 11:31

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  Dementia

  How does it have 60% (meaning currently 23/38 people upvoted) when we can't even see the punchline?

  2026-07-04 11:16

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  I actually did make fries and they were so good

  Homemade?

  2026-07-03 20:49

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  Crow security

  But did we ever stop to ask why the crows are attacking solar power panels?

  2026-06-29 13:31

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  Muppet cut please

  I pick Saw, and we can keep Billy the puppets character.

  2026-06-19 13:01

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  Famous last words

  Me neither, and i sense I'll be falling down a rabbit hole any minute now

  2026-06-19 12:57

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  Green screen employee

  I just really love that this is a professional job for someone out there.

  2026-06-19 03:38

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  Easy choice

  G od, i hope they find everyone and hold em accountable

  2026-06-13 12:02

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  cat justice

  If i was a cop, i would look the other way on this one.

  2026-06-10 13:48

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  Rare air

  I don't know enough about birds to form a proper opinion on this.

  2026-05-21 10:43

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  self installed religion

  He always has a way

  2026-05-21 10:20

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  Actually heartbreaking

  There's a time and place for everything. I just think this isn't it. I feel sad for the people who try to make everything in life about politics. There's so much more to life. Not trying to start a fight, i just miss seeing people happy, or at least humane

  2026-05-21 10:01

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  Editor wins again

  I tend to lurk more these days

  2026-05-21 09:58

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  simi valley fire

  Those things are cool! I wonder how much it costs to set up and maintain, tho?

  2026-05-20 14:09

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  Uno friendships ended

  He has a great one on his ig called "when your little sibling THINKS they can fight you" and the finishing move is called "dadless destruction"

  2026-05-20 13:15

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  Actually heartbreaking

  Not everything has to be political. Can't we just be human for a minute? Even if this is fake, it reminds me of all the humans whose souls are ripped too soon from this earth, all their dreams abandoned against their consent.

  2026-05-20 13:03

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  Editor wins again

  From 1919-1920 he worked as a lexicographer for Oxford dictionary. "He often clashed with editors regarding his preferred, non-standard plurals like "dwarves" and "dwarvish" (instead of "dwarfs/dwarfish")"

  2026-03-13 11:10

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  -

  

  2026-03-10 16:59

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  Mom heard the noise

  I wasn't there how the hell am i supposed to remember that

  2026-03-05 12:51

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  User Request...

  You already can see your rejected uploads, dumbass.

  2026-02-12 21:22

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  He loved her enough to say no

  Ok fair enough, this is a website for jokes, and i shouldn't have been so mean n sassy about it. jokes aside, i hope you & your wife are never in any situation where you would have to make a choice like that. Friends?

  2026-02-11 19:24

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  He loved her enough to say no

  Not that you'd know anything about it, but there's also this thing called "love".

  2026-02-03 13:14

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  yes

  Bro did NOT mean for it to go that hard

  2026-01-27 23:29

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  M

  They all holdin each others dicks??

  2025-12-31 19:13

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  Move to Iowa they said, but forgot to mention the meth la...

  Bro got his life dreams fact checked then TORCHED

  2025-12-16 14:32

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  Tips?

  That's understandable and far more reasonable.

  2025-12-16 14:20

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  Tips?

  You can have a girlfriend when you're ready to rejoin the rest of civilization, you neanderthal.

  2025-12-15 14:44

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  Look I don’t normally do this but you should

  This guy gets it

  2025-11-12 13:47

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  Look I don’t normally do this but you should

  If i pull up to the function and they're offering me this, I'm out.

  2025-11-10 21:25

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  Sending the blind uncle to Europe solo

  Hope Unc lives his best new life without the "family" that shipped him off, ig

  2025-10-31 14:32

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  we mus

  Thank

  2025-10-31 01:47

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  Ask em if your Hispanic, they're still around

  Why is this comforting

  2025-10-31 01:38

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  me and bro. circa 2011 - present

  Ironic

  2025-08-30 21:11

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  A Reminder

  Spill the tea, what'd i miss op

  2025-08-28 16:16

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  Love you honey

  I like it. I find no harm in finding joy in simple things. I'm glad music is so accessible for everyone to enjoy. That being said, i simply think memedroid isn't the place for this, as it is no meme.

  2025-07-19 19:13

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  another one bites the dust

  

  2025-07-19 19:04

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  Some ads are unforgettable

  Winnebago man is the tits

  2025-07-14 18:12

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  NYC Pedestrian Problems

  My favorite scene From the film Meet Joe Black

  2025-05-17 16:58

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  Look how big my carrots are grown, cat is reference

  Love your carrots, bro!

  2025-05-17 16:54

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  Dipping Oreos like Achilles in the Styx, except for the heel

  Just use a fork...?

  2025-05-08 12:18

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  Math dudes explaining dx isn’t a fraction while physici...

  Is it a smooth operation

  2025-05-02 12:05

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  To Isengard to Isengard

  Worst. Plagiarism. Ever.

  2025-04-27 14:13

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  Dems Getting Desperate?

  

  2025-04-24 02:41

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  Caddicarus is funny af

  ...i thought it was funny.

  2025-04-14 21:13

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  Er, actually that's a fair question

  In reference to the line "looks like meats back on the menu, boys!" An orc said in lotr

  2025-03-08 16:23

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  Chicharon Bulaklak tastes better if you don't know what i...

  The pigs inner wall that supports the small intestines. Made of mostly fat, and looks like a flower when fried, hence the name chicharones "bulaklak" which is Philippino for "flower".

  2025-02-04 18:26

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  how do you respond without sounding mad?

  "Sounds like you got a bad deal, bub. My watch was $3.72."

  2025-01-31 12:46

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  Catching some snails with beer

  Lost in the sauce

  2025-01-22 12:59

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  you had one job

  Palm fronds are razor sharp, they will FUCK you UP. He's definitely hospitalized after that.

  2025-01-17 12:01

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  man tried to crash uber car against truck while being in ...

  When the intrusive thoughts finally win

  2025-01-17 11:31

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  Evil conglomorates.

  Because of that in combination with research being done to understand the human mind, revealing more and more of it's complexities. Big pharma is just taking advantage of it.

  2025-01-05 12:53

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  yes

  I'm trying to get my husband into gaming; he needs more hobbies/time doing his own fun & life-enriching activities. He likes (og) Doom, & Street fighter 2. Any modern-day game suggestions?

  2025-01-03 18:22

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  yes

  Pop off, King. holy shit. This is some noble shit to say. I was ready to pick up arms and go to war, then i remembered this is about videogames. But still

  2025-01-03 18:19

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  Ripsaw f1

  Hell yeah

  2025-01-01 23:30

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  SPD meme

  Sensory processing disorder. Common for people with ASD (autism).

  2024-12-17 18:28

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  Malk

  Life is Oprah and the cars are cancer. It's always a free lottery out here, my friend

  2024-12-17 04:38

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  Repost worth sharing

  Gotta try to find humor in just about everything, lads. It's a healthier coping mechanism than the other & more common ones...

  2024-12-17 04:34

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  Flowered Fabric

  You guys do realize he's trolling for shits and giggles, right....? and y'all are taking the bait. Memedroid coming full circle. Never thought I'd see the day

  2024-12-17 04:28

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  Yeah fuck white people for trying to stop dysentery

  I'm assuming dot, not feather

  2024-12-15 19:50

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  I CAN FIX HER

  I hope for your happiness and healing, friend

  2024-12-07 22:56

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  I CAN FIX HER

  Oh, boy... have you seen love after lockup?

  2024-12-07 22:55

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  I CAN FIX HER

  Someone not woke better make a movie on this

  2024-12-07 22:54

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  Hi Paul

  Hi Paul

  2024-12-07 22:45

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  My hero, you've saved me.

  I'm using memedroid pro, and haven't had any issues. anyone else...?

  2024-11-21 18:33

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  Was the Older Format Better?

  I have memedroid on both phones. I can confirm the android/side swipe is far superior. As is the app icon

  2024-11-21 14:36

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  Ellen DeGeneres meme news

  She's aging like milk.

  2024-11-21 14:34

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  In other news, women rediscover underwear.

  This just in: women discovered jackets

  2024-11-21 14:21

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  I can smell this picture

  I can smell this picture

  2024-11-03 11:44

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  How to reliably stop hiccups

  To be fair, that is a super effective way to get rid of hiccups for good.

  2024-10-22 16:31

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  It's gross.

  IDK, i feel like suicide would look really good on him

  2024-10-14 16:40

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  They are making the trial looks fun lol

  This dude is not a judge. He's a law clerk/court attorney at best. I've seen enough of his boring videos to know this.

  2024-10-14 16:32

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  Catren

  Humans paying big money for the worst haircut of their lives: This cat in a wig:

  2024-09-23 09:24

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  Haha

  This was the perfect hint for those of us who were struggling

  2024-09-22 23:32

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  Squirrel goes to bed

  That or a gopher maybe?

  2024-09-11 15:53

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  what a mess

  I believe initially that was the intention of onlyfans, but the whores took over. Or maybe it's vice versa... I'm proud to say I'm not an OF expert.

  2024-09-11 15:48

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  Title

  Slow down enough, and you will stall.

  2024-09-11 15:46

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  Title

  do you even drive stick shift..? Generally speaking, in order to avoid potentially stalling, you hit clutch; because you'll likely need to shift down anyways, Because you're slowing down.

  2024-09-11 15:45

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  Title

  

  2024-09-11 15:39

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  what a mess

  She did not. Her husband is loaded, this isn't her first, and iirc she'd just recently got that car.

  2024-09-11 09:08

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  If this legal I don't want it anymore

  In South Korea it is illegal so maybe he is from Korea...?

  2024-09-11 00:11

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  Title

  And what do you need to hit in order to downshift...?

  2024-09-10 23:00

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  Title

  Clutch, duh

  2024-09-10 23:00

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  Which one

  They can't run that fast if they have to turn a lot. Only if in a straight line.

  2024-09-10 17:30

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  Another Boeing Bust! At least They Have A Space Cat To Ke...

  The cat is photoshopped in, as a reference to the alien films franchise's fictional cat, "Lt. Jonesy".

  2024-08-31 05:20

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