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  wholesome 100

  Oh great now the childless women in their late 20s with useless degrees are invading memedroid

  2021-05-18 14:16

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  oof

  Don't forget being such a dominant running back for Alabama that it would make Derrick Henry look like a bust

  2021-05-18 13:42

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  I tick all these categories except the communism shirt an...

  I knew I was forgetting something

  2021-03-07 14:50

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  Timothy 2:12

  No balls

  2021-03-07 14:49

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  Healthy over 9000!

  I was complaining about how it should be obvious that being fat can increase risks of being sick and that people shouldn't be surprised that this is something that happens. By no means do I think China is a good place to live in.

  2021-03-06 23:45

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  I tick all these categories except the communism shirt an...

  Forgot to add that to the title too.

  2021-03-06 18:36

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  Healthy over 9000!

  I cannot fucking believe that this is actually news maybe China should just fucking take over because then we no longer have to deal with the extreme fucking stupidity that is Western politics

  2021-03-06 03:48

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  You lied to us...

  I understand that you're pissy about the (Australian) feds telling China to GTFO of Victorian ports but why you gotta take it out on Americans

  2021-03-06 03:43

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  You lied to us...

  before biden got sworn in there were so many people at my college flooding their social media stories with pro-biden stuff. Month later and the only Biden stuff left on their stories is me clowning on them for actually believing Biden wouldn't lie

  2021-03-06 03:41

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  Meme

  wouldn't have expected this in Europe, much less Western Europe, much less *The Netherlands*

  2021-03-06 03:38

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  ''Q'', as in ''Quit being reasonable''

  most of QAnon at this point is just feds glow posting or 4chan/lefty burners. It's as dead of a horse as Russian collusion.

  2021-03-06 03:36

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  Stolen from Facebook

  when I was in high school some classmates tried getting me suspended (from school) because I made that same joke on twitter. Principal literally told me he thought the joke was funny enough that I wouldn't get in trouble

  2021-03-06 03:34

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  WTF happened

  I'm kinda worried how many people actually got so upset over Lola being changed like SHE'S PIXELS, FURRY PIXELS

  2021-03-06 03:31

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  If you know what I mean

  Pssst, that means you're management's favorite and there's likely animosity towards you

  2021-02-27 15:43

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  I need a real nigga

  At least he's trying to be helpful I guess

  2021-02-27 15:42

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  Those poor upper-middle class women

  That's the joke

  2021-02-27 00:32

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  Before school gym time was a whole different type of fun

  You're welcome

  2021-02-26 23:39

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  Things are getting back to normal...

  reminds me of that one meme that says "Republicans vs democrats" with 2 pictures of the same B-52 bomber or drone but the democrat one has a BLM and LGBT flag slapped on the side

  2021-02-26 14:40

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  Odd n even numbers

  The fact checkers bit ruins the meme so much to the point where it just makes the meme more funny

  2021-02-26 14:37

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  Helth

  don't forget that your iPhone starts to brick a year after getting it so you buy the new one

  2021-02-26 14:34

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  Reality

  batch???

  2021-02-26 14:24

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  Wtf

  Thing is that racist stuff said here in the states and western europe is what Russians/Ukrainians consider a normal conversation

  2021-02-26 14:21

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  Good relationship with your mom, I have

  There's the GenZ born before 2003 and the GenZ born in 2003 and after

  2021-02-26 14:19

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  Shire

  Orc posting? "It's an older meme sir, but it checks out"

  2021-02-19 12:04

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  ree

  Specifically Middle School dodgeball

  2021-02-19 12:02

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  Yes

  Definitely the dude who cheated to get 100% on tests in school instead of lower, pretty good, and unsuspicious grade

  2021-02-17 10:49

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  Title

  Funny how when Seattle made its minimum wage $15 an hour in 2014, its consumer goods and rent prices started to rise.

  2021-02-13 19:09

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  My dad is watching The Clone Wars for the first time, he ...

  Inb4 Cody gets offed in Bad Batch

  2020-12-23 02:04

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  Good boy

  That's literally what scientists are worried about and are currently encouraging people to remove them

  2020-12-17 13:30

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  New daily life

  Didn't have to call me out like that you asshole

  2020-12-17 13:27

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  me and the bois are gonna be prepared

  The Pfizer CEO said he wouldn't be taking the vaccine because "he didn't want to be the first in line" and there's video of UMC nurses getting the "vaccine" but the syringe was literally empty

  2020-12-17 13:26

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  No one remembers me anymore :(

  Mao: *staring nervously*

  2020-12-17 13:24

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  titles are overrated

  One time my cat burst into my room just to run up on the table and then jump off, knocked over so much crap and I couldn't fall back asleep. It was 3 AM and I had a test that day

  2020-12-17 13:23

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  But why?

  there's definitely some guy in the balkans or russia who did this longer let's be honest

  2020-12-17 13:22

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  Thats what i call a ‘murican victory

  don't forget leveling their entire country and kicking them in the balls so hard that Japan wanted to neuter its own military despite the US not wanting them to

  2020-12-17 13:20

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  Everyone buys Bitcoin at the price they deserve

  except the difference being in 2018 the government and media were much better at keeping the mask on when it came to wanting to curb your privacy and freedom (no I'm not talking about anti-maskers)

  2020-12-17 13:17

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  Everyone buys Bitcoin at the price they deserve

  People didn't care when bitcoin was already pretty profitable in 2018 but now that it's 7x as profitable people suddenly care now

  2020-12-17 13:14

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  Good boy

  In all fairness though, at least China is acknowledging there's an issue this time

  2020-12-17 13:11

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  Good boy

  The US is having a "zombie deer" issue in Michigan, Wisconsin, and some of Minnesota right now. The end is nigh my friends

  2020-12-17 13:11

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  seriously tho

  They're probably made of pixels

  2020-12-17 13:09

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  Come on people

  Wouldn't have to lock down if China told the world about its fuck up

  2020-12-08 23:19

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  Been doing the same with concert tickets for years

  I remember reading an article where someone wrote a bot script on eBay that would jack the auction bid to like $10000 but then decline at the last second which screwed the scalpers

  2020-11-23 19:32

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  Freedom Loiscense

  1776 2: American Boogaloo

  2020-11-23 19:26

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  Bruhhhhhh

  Well Iran isn't considered Arab

  2020-11-23 19:22

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  It came out Her nose

  God damn, it hurts to just burp it out with your mouth shut, I can't imagine what it's like to have it come out of your nose

  2020-11-18 14:07

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  Perhaps

  my dad who was raised on a pig farm: yes

  2020-11-18 14:06

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  my first original meme

  My alarm is just an upbeat orchestral song, it's loud, but calm too. Doesn't send you flying out of bed, but it really does wake you up.

  2020-11-18 13:57

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  THEY ARE THE PANZER ELITE

  Context: During the Battle of France, the conservative German High Command was very skeptical about how quickly Rommel and Guderian were making ground in France, afraid of being cut off. The OKW ordered them to stop, but Rommel and Guderian didn't, often times losing radio contact with them. As a result of disobeying orders, the BEF, the 1st and 2nd French armies were encircled. See next: Dunkirk

  2020-11-18 13:55

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  God is dead

  you're just realizing this now?

  2020-11-18 13:50

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  Cursed

  FUck off I didn't need to have this knowledge

  2020-11-18 13:48

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  Feerce

  I went full autism for a moment and thought the cub (whatever baby cheetas are called) was The Child from the Mandalorian for a moment due to the facial structure being similar (other than the fur of course)

  2020-11-18 13:46

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  Title

  Well the thing about Concerta is that it's the same as Adderall, but the sole difference is that when it's crushed, it's still slow release. This way it can't be abused

  2020-11-18 13:44

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  C*nts, the lot of em

  I have friends who are full on ACAB/Defund the Police and shit, but then threaten to get authorities involved when someone doesn't wear a mask in public

  2020-11-17 00:12

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  Repost

  Yeah, I'm also modifying a bike helmet I bought from Walmart

  2020-11-17 00:09

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  Title

  I'm prescribed and I know not to abuse it, I regretted it the day after as I had a nasty headache and I felt sick to my stomach

  2020-11-17 00:09

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  We all have one of these people in our classroom

  We went full E-learning (Zoom wasn't popular yet) in March. This year, the school has kids who don't have good/no wifi go to the local library or have the bus take them to the school where they sit in the cafeteria

  2020-11-16 21:45

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  Title

  I had 2 essays due a couple weeks ago on the same day, I popped one of these at 1 AM and finished both in around an hour, then went on a 6 mile run at 3 AM and fell asleep at 7 AM. Shit is literally adderal

  2020-11-16 21:42

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  Repost

  I'm thinking about going black friday shopping this year because I just want to see how damn crazy shit will get with corona

  2020-11-16 21:38

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  no

  Just like with Onlyfans, they're either unsuccessful and quit after a while, or they are successful, but once they get older they're going to lose popularity. No employer will hire them because they were a cam girl and they damn well know the issues that will cause in the work place

  2020-11-16 21:36

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  no

  The issue of whore culture will solve itself. Whores won't have kids and end up regretting their actions in their 40s. Those who weren't whores will go on to have kids and having experience with the internet, they'll know what to do to prevent their kids from being exposed to this stuff.

  2020-11-16 21:34

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  kinda disappointed with alabama

  Of course Mormans were the number 1 result in Utah

  2020-11-16 21:30

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  where are my balls john

  Where are my pixels OP?

  2020-11-16 21:25

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  Just wow

  Did those hacking tools include lowering the pixels in this meme too?

  2020-11-16 21:25

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  Dang how’d that happen

  I remember back in like 2016-2017 when local news stations across the country constantly railed against Roblox

  2020-11-16 21:22

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  Noooooom

  As someone who's lived around Amish people my whole life, repost or not, I actually laughed out loud

  2020-11-16 21:19

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  Only time I ever cried watching TV (hopefully original meme)

  Anakin actually split the 501st in two, half went to protect Coruscant, the other half went with Ashoka, Appo was promoted to commander after Rex and Jesse were assume dead because he was with Anakin.

  2020-11-16 12:07

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  Enter title

  She filled it with tungsten blocks so the child can run away from the school shooter without getting shot in the back

  2020-11-16 03:21

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  Sasha Banks

  I'm planning on buying the Xbox Series X, but I damn well knew not to buy at launch because I knew shit like this would happen.

  2020-11-16 03:20

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  sandnigger lives dont matter

  Saw something similar on the neoliberal subreddit except they were unironically asking for this

  2020-11-15 17:55

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  Started painting to help anxiety pt 2

  Great job! Do what helps you best!

  2020-11-15 16:05

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  Title

  Depp has had trouble finding roles and keeping them Even though he's proven innocent, meanwhile Amber keeps getting rolls despite being the abuser and a liar

  2020-11-15 16:04

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  Title

  I'll add on, the media went after him really hard, but after Amber was outed, the media dropped the story, Depp sued The Sun (british tabloid) for slander, and the judge ruled in favor of The Sun, even though the evidence was overwhelmingly in favor of him

  2020-11-15 16:03

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  Le reagan

  Listen your honor, yes I did kill 7 kids and rape 4 women, but I'm non binary, and you wouldn't want to jail an LGBTQWERTY+ member now would you? You're not homophobic are you? *Judge drops charges and receives honorable discharge with medal of honor*

  2020-11-15 15:43

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  Title

  Aquaman 2 is either gonna tank despite being a decent movie because of Amber or it'll just suck

  2020-11-15 15:40

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  After watching New MacBook Air tech demo

  Yes, Macs are faster, but at least PC users don't have to suck 20 dicks a day for 2 weeks just to afford their computers

  2020-11-14 13:02

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  That...that's not...OP hasn't read Punisher

  2020-11-14 12:58

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  Title

  OP doesn't understand current american culture

  2020-11-13 19:34

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  rona

  One interesting thing to notice, is to compare the reactions to the rally outside the White House yesterday, and the fans storming the field after Notre Dame beat Clemson last night Biggest college football game of the year for those who don't get it

  2020-11-08 11:55

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  ITS JUST LIKE FALLOUT WHOLESOME 100

  Biden is already dead let's be honest, I bet those speeches were pre-recorded

  2020-11-08 11:53

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  How do you delete posts on memedroid

  It's a "hate speech" law that will written so broadly that criticizing the government can also be a breach of the law. This is the exact shit they're trying to pull in Scotland right now with their "hate speech laws"

  2020-11-08 11:52

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  How do you delete posts on memedroid

  I'm not deleting my posts, I got a VPN, come and get me feds, someone's leaving my house in a body bag

  2020-11-08 11:51

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  same

  Okay yeah, it was expected there be more mail in ballots for Biden than Trump, but for EVERY single ballot to be for one candidate? How does that not ring an alarm bell? I'm willing to bet money you would be calling fraud if it was the other way around

  2020-11-08 11:50

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  Bruh

  One of the biggest things about Mennonites is that they are vehemently anti-war and ultra pacifist All of the ones I know voted Biden

  2020-11-08 11:47

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  lol

  Yeah yeah yeah, it's ironic to say that while having a Mussolini edit as my PFP

  2020-11-08 11:46

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  lol

  Willing to bet they'll go on Twitter tonight and say they flipped off the "fascist" go to bed, wake up in the morning and continue their life like nothing happened the day before Almost as if we aren't ruled by a fascist

  2020-11-08 11:45

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  awful job

  my cousin is a welder and I showed him this, didn't even notice the grand canyon

  2020-11-08 02:58

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  Trump Presidential Library

  24h arcade and movie rental store? If this were 2005, I'd be pretty damn happy

  2020-11-08 02:43

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  Donald Brumpf

  This aged well

  2020-11-07 17:16

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  Grandma lives matter

  "What do you mean you're not 'hungry'?"

  2020-10-01 20:52

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  bible certified

  That was an unexpected turn, even for a 4Chan greentext

  2020-10-01 20:41

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  This presidential debate is great

  My mom is a big Steelers fan, she is not happy

  2020-10-01 00:37

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  Hmm

  I think one of the English teachers had students write a story about stopping bullies. The teacher's example was a kid wearing red was making fun of a poor kid's shoes, a person wearing blue stopped the person in red by giving the poor kid new shoes

  2020-08-28 14:24

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  Hmm

  Sometimes the questions for English or math problems or worded in a way that could be seen as pushing an agenda. It's not like "There are 3 black people, a cop kills 2 of them, how many are left" or stuff like that

  2020-08-28 14:19

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  Chad

  Even the ADL came out and said that he wasn't tied to any white supremacist groups

  2020-08-27 20:12

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  Chad

  Andy Ngo has some of the footage on Twitter

  2020-08-27 20:11

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  Hmm

  My mom is a very progressive woman and a teacher but she will always call out other teachers for pushing their agenda, both left and right wing. She's also battled the school a couple times over some of the material kids are being given

  2020-08-27 20:10

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  Favorite strategy games?

  Me with a time machine: Hey Douglas MacArthur, look what happens in March 2020 and after if you don't drop nuclear bombs on China

  2020-08-15 15:34

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  Tough

  Bit of a self suck but God damn that's some dedication OP

  2020-07-20 12:19

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  Less police? What could go wrong

  Beginning of my Junior year, my school got put on lock down because a kid brought an airsoft gun in with the tip off. The SRO jumped a corner and nearly mag dumped him. Sadly the kid dropped the gun and raised his hands instantly.

  2020-06-22 09:25

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  Title

  India and China are having a border conflict for those that don't get the meme

  2020-06-22 09:15

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