Awake

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I know where this is going...

40 Mèmes

Awake | 2025-04-13 07:21

Srsly.

88% 478

Awake | 2025-02-23 21:11

You ok, buddy?

86% 414

Awake | 2025-02-07 18:22

What a time to be alive.

77% 376

Awake | 2025-01-21 14:54

@POTUS

87% 292

Awake | 2024-12-13 22:38

Good ol' Lonny

89% 494

Awake | 2024-12-10 07:31

Do it.

83% 295

Awake | 2024-12-06 21:54

United we stand

75% 404

Awake | 2024-12-06 16:51

Not today, boi.

74% 390

Awake | 2024-12-06 15:57

Who?

88% 661

Awake | 2024-12-06 11:30

Denied.

90% 756

Awake | 2024-12-05 19:04

Now do the rest.

75% 355

Awake | 2024-12-04 11:07

The light bouncing off her ass...

Christmas Christmas Tree

77% 189

Awake | 2024-11-28 10:38

You can take a hoe off the lefty streets...

65% 200

Awake | 2024-11-26 01:39

Leaving a stink

84% 252

Awake | 2024-11-23 20:59

A siege it is, then. Nothing in or out.

72% 265

Awake | 2024-11-15 23:33

The Onion bought InfoWars

53% 221

Awake | 2024-11-12 19:47

What hazardous materials are involved in making colors for ice cream??

82% 85

Awake | 2024-11-01 14:09

Manufactured crises

91% 966

Awake | 2024-10-27 10:21

Grown a thing or two

86% 437

Awake | 2024-10-21 17:35

Poor bastards

89% 485

Commentaires nouvelles

Netflix
I have Prime for discounts, shopping, and shipping. They have a few alright shows, but it's mostly for Amazon.

2025-04-13 10:42
+2
Rich
Paris Hilton

2025-04-13 10:30
+4
Srsly.
More kids get hurt by vaccines than guns, "bro".

2025-04-13 10:29
+4
Shitpost
It can come in really handy if you're just over the tax bracket.

2025-04-13 07:22
+1
Netflix
Hell no. I do watch Prime occasionally because it comes with my Amazon account

2025-04-13 07:20
+4
Shitpost
It is worth noting that donating to charity is a tax writeoff.

2025-04-12 21:30
+4
Weird self-soothing habits? I spreadsheet my emotions
That's why I quit. You either leave a hero or stay long enough to become HR

2025-04-12 20:49
+1
Why resist sliding the battery cover off the remote?
I don't have time to get into huge games like that. I played WoW for a little bit when it was popular and I knew quite a few people who were really into it and that would have devastated them.

2025-04-12 17:09
+1
Weird self-soothing habits? I spreadsheet my emotions
Wtf about that makes me a bureaucrat?

2025-04-12 17:06
+1
She thought it was a meet-cute until she saw my face
Why are they calling you brown? are you a pajeet?

2025-04-12 17:05
0
Ram tough
Those and the S10's were the best little trucks for their size.

2025-04-12 16:47
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Tarrifs go brrr
You sure are on here a lot for having a username like that.

2025-04-12 16:46
+1
Friendly reminder
Women can't stand to be governed. That's why they should be home in charge of their little house and their little families and shut the hell up.

2025-04-12 16:44
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GET WORKING YOU FAT BASTARD'S
Fat fucks can't eat Doritos on the job, they'll stain the shoes.

2025-04-12 16:40
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wiping boogers on alexboi2006 & his sock accounts. The po...
Shit I forgot about houseplant.

2025-04-12 16:35
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no way!
I bought a de'Longhi coffee / espresso maker for $200 a few years ago and I was very disappointed that it only lasted 2 years

2025-04-12 16:32
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Another Dementia Patient
She stole the Democrat nomination from Bernie Sanders!

2025-04-12 16:29
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From the Lincoln bedroom
I seen one that was a guy on a bus saying "women be lyin' so much I bet nobody told Rosa Parks to get up, I bet they said scoot over"

2025-04-12 16:24
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Guy who goes on walks with you and opens car doors for you
Alright spread 'em

2025-04-12 16:23
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America
No shit. I have slept better.

2025-04-12 16:23
+7
Cruise
Where's the other dude?

2025-04-12 16:22
+3
Cute
why

2025-04-12 16:22
+5
MAGAs love licking boots
It'll literally just change to dirt and sweat BUT it's life-changing and gratifying as all get out.

2025-04-12 07:10
+2
MAGAs love licking boots

2025-04-12 07:07
+2
She thought it was a meet-cute until she saw my face
Ok... so what happened specifically?

2025-04-12 07:07
+1
Me: stop digging. Dog: never heard of that
Give him toys and stuff to do.

2025-04-11 22:15
0
Me in a job interview: I need this or I'm camping tonight
It's like good income, good credit, good options. Pick two.

2025-04-11 22:14
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She thought it was a meet-cute until she saw my face
Why everybody hating on you, hobo?

2025-04-11 22:13
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When life crumbles but your bed is right there
Lay down. Dark room. Close your eyes and count backwards from 300. If you're still awake at the end, do it again. If you lose count, just start over. Force yourself to lay still and sleep. After a couple weeks, you'll be falling asleep at 150, no problem.

2025-04-11 22:11
+1
The FBI watching me laugh at my own jokes like it's a sitcom
I do get a good laugh going through my meme folder

2025-04-11 22:08
0
Drama free since birth thanks to social anxiety
Fake IBS really helps in those situations. You can escape anything immediately to go shit (sit on your phone for 20 min in the bathroon).

2025-04-11 22:04
0
Challenge them
#Ethnic_studies

2025-04-11 22:02
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Men will risk it all for one glance like this
They still exist, they just dress in plain clothes in public.

2025-04-11 21:54
+3
My cat peed in every corner like it pays rent
Get your cat fixed

2025-04-11 21:48
+1
iPhone cookies: the ultimate bait for bored cops
Some people have never been pulled over and it shows

2025-04-11 21:48
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Weird self-soothing habits? I spreadsheet my emotions
I have life-altering traumatic events and then start a new job at a complete shitshow, organize everything, do all their paperwork, and then promptly ghost them.

2025-04-11 21:44
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She got me with reverse uno under the bed prank
Having kids stifles the relationship. If you don't get out and have fun together before the kids come, you'll regret it later.

2025-04-11 21:40
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Why resist sliding the battery cover off the remote?
Imagine putting hours and years of your life into a game that is your only escape and some fucking idiot just deletes all your progress. I would jump off a fucking cliff.

2025-04-11 20:35
+1
Fatherly advice
I mean, eventually there won't be any left.

2025-04-11 20:33
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Everyone hyped it. I played it. Now I trust no one.
The Last of Us P2

2025-04-11 20:31
+2
see you in the comments
People have been killing each other since the very first brothers.

2025-04-11 20:27
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wiping boogers on connections...cz i have no connections
It's called nepotism and it's always someone's lying piece of shit kid.

2025-04-11 20:25
+16
Brain: we have serotonin at home. The serotonin at home: ...
Right this way, sir.

2025-04-11 20:20
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Imagine flexing this blade in an 1850 duel
Only if it's a gentleman's duel. Then it's 2 in a case. But if it's a "this town ain't big enough for both of us" duel, it's BYOG.

2025-04-11 20:19
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Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test
So many rules

2025-04-11 16:17
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Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test
And it can't be in any direction she was planning on going next week.

2025-04-11 16:17
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Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test
And it can't be anywhere near an errand that needs run without also running the errand.

2025-04-11 16:17
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Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test
And it can't be from anywhere she would be mad you didn't go eat there instead of takeout.

2025-04-11 16:15
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Her: Where’s it from? That’s the real test
Can't be too cheap, but you can't spend too much money and infringe on her chicken allowance either

2025-04-11 16:14
+1
Sony releasing The Last of Us again like we forgot
Fuck that game

2025-04-11 16:10
+4
Brain: we have serotonin at home. The serotonin at home: ...
WHO TF IS SARAH TONIN AND WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FEEL HER?!??

2025-04-11 15:59
+3
Yap

2025-04-11 08:32
+1
Your back hurts because karma hits harder than your gym r...
It's double relief!

2025-04-11 08:30
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Definition of a good wife according to internet elders
I'm not the one who copped a 17yo but whatever

2025-04-11 08:29
-3
yeah
Our Denny's went out of business after they outlawed smoking.

2025-04-10 22:59
+2
yes
It's called bipolar disorder.

2025-04-10 22:54
0
yes
Me too. I was like "great, i haven't fulfilled my purpose yet." it took a good couple years, but I'm doing much better since I STOPPED TAKING THE MEDS and just got a medical marijuana card.

2025-04-10 22:53
+2
Adam and Eve had no teen years, straight to parent patch
Adam and Eve's first two kids got killed and exiled

2025-04-10 22:50
+3
Baby octopuses riding jellyfish like hats is now my dinne...
It's octoPI

2025-04-10 22:47
+1
Someone brought a live chicken to the Minecraft movie and...
Mayor Goodway and Chickoletta sorry I've seen way too much Paw Patrol

2025-04-10 22:43
+1
When the eggs start tasting... like eggs
Nooooo you'll mess up the decorative pickled jalapeño slice on top

2025-04-10 22:25
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She got me with reverse uno under the bed prank
Downvote me all you want, but if you don't take your girl to the beach for sexy swimsuit pics before you ruin her body, you will hear about it later.

2025-04-10 22:23
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MAGAs love licking boots
Maybe they wouldn't be a train wreck if they had a good worker. That's how I became manager at the farm I work. Of course I will spend a whole day planting seed trays in my spare time because I enjoy it

2025-04-10 22:20
+2
Shitpost
I don't agree with any major news outlet. They're all smoke and mirrors.

2025-04-10 22:15
+1
Mom: You’ll grow into them. The shoes:
Honestly, by the time the shoes fit, they are already worn out. Just buy the ones that fit.

2025-04-10 22:13
+2
Pwease
I concur

2025-04-10 22:10
0
Shitpost
I noticed the black doctor right away idk why nobody got the joke

2025-04-10 22:06
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dongs in a skill
I might have to try this game. Seems like they might not kill the guy on the cover and make me play both sides of a lesbian fucking shitfest... thanks Nightmare.

2025-04-10 22:04
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Wait… you’re telling me I could’ve just studied?
I've had 4 kids. You're either born capable of intellect or you're not.

2025-04-10 22:03
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Title goes here
Because we have shit to do and we can't do it because of the pain. The NSAIDs stop the pain so we can get back to work. It's the fucking Tylenol that I don't trust.

2025-04-10 22:02
0
Title goes here
It may not have even been crappy, they just didn't secure it to the wall correctly.

2025-04-10 22:00
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Symbolism over substance
Idk but when a woman with long hair is working, she usually has to tie it up and it would definitely be all messed up from wearing a helmet and sweating. This is just stupid.

2025-04-10 21:58
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MAGAs love licking boots
It's springtime. Go find a farm to work at. They're probably all posting looking for help this time of year.

2025-04-10 21:53
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i don't understand the hate. Not sure starving kids care ...
He could buy doctors. Why would he need to be a doctor?

2025-04-10 21:45
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MAGAs love licking boots
Now I work 7 days a week on a farm, but if I have shit to do and the weather allows, I just go open up and come back and close before dark and I have days to do whatever I want.

2025-04-10 21:40
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Definition of a good wife according to internet elders
22-5=17 a minor is a minor until 18. The point is that once a girl leaves the home, if she doesn't go straight to marriage, she is vulnerable for society to ruin. So therein lies the issue: how do you get a good girl before she leaves home?

2025-04-10 21:38
0
My brain at 3AM: 5 hours of sleep is fine. My body: it’...
I wake up and I can't go back to sleep so I often sleep in 4 hour increments.

2025-04-10 21:34
+1
Shitpost
No, the guy in the bucket with the umbrella and leaf blower was a shitpost. This is just shit.

2025-04-10 21:32
+2
Big Sugar lied to us, how shocking
I have lost weight and lowered my blood pressure by cutting out processed foods. I don't buy hamburger helper or velveeta skillets anymore. I just cook from scratch. Still eat rice and noodles and whole wheat bread.

2025-04-10 21:31
+9
The Last of Us got renewed before even airing. Must be co...
They ruined the video game

2025-04-10 21:28
+6
When the eggs start tasting... like eggs
Deviled eggs never taste like just eggs

2025-04-10 21:27
+8
Dangerously based
Daring today, aren't we

2025-04-10 21:24
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MAGAs love licking boots
My mom worked 5 days a week in a factory for 35 years, raised 4 kids alone in a nice suburban area with a good school, off work at 2:30 every day. Factories in my area now demand 6/7 days a week and swing shifts depends what factory we're talkin'.

2025-04-10 21:21
+13
Fuck you, catchpole!
You'll appreciate it when you're older.

2025-04-10 17:22
+1
She got me with reverse uno under the bed prank
Wait till she's 30 don't ruin her 20s

2025-04-10 17:07
-4
Recession? Nah bro, we just redefined it
I absolutely hate that this is necessary, but I also check le olde printed manuscripts against a lot of things.

2025-04-10 17:06
+3
Marcus Varro was 1900 years ahead of germ theory and nobo...
I took acid once and I swear I could see the rings around Saturn. But then I didn't like the feeling and drank myself to sleep.

2025-04-10 17:04
-6
When an unknown number calls and your soul leaves the chat
Call me 4 times in a row if you want an answer.

2025-04-10 17:01
+2
Me buying the toys I couldn’t afford as a kid and lovin...
Not priced like a kid toy either.

2025-04-10 17:01
+2
Greentexting survived 4chan and now lives rent free online

2025-04-10 16:57
+3
Graduated obedience school just to eat the diploma
So you got a proper education.

2025-04-10 16:56
+3
Peabrains
Me being NOT FUCKING JOEL! FUCK YOU LAST OF US!!

2025-04-10 16:54
+4
thoughts?
Be a good way to find out if something is domestic or imported.

2025-04-10 16:53
+6
Me at 3AM planning my dog-centric retirement lifestyle
Go find a farm that's hiring. They oughtta be since we're getting rid of all the Mexicans

2025-04-10 16:39
0
The door handle really said not today, pocket'
Eventually when enough stuff like this happens in the same day, I just start laughing like a maniac

2025-04-10 16:37
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Definition of a good wife according to internet elders
Doesn't matter. Had to get her as a minor to get a good one.

2025-04-10 12:42
-10
She wore it better
How can ONE be married?

2025-04-10 12:40
+2
Blacksmith trying to silence a kinky sword

2025-04-10 11:59
+1
She wore it better
I feel like I've seen them both talk normally

2025-04-10 11:56
+2
She wore it better
I haven't given this much thought honestly, but it seems they share everything up to the neck, don't they?

2025-04-10 11:55
+1

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