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  Gaming needed more ads

  Pretty sure valve already made a rule against advertisements in payed games

  2026-09-24 10:44

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  Google wants your ID

  No of all you do is watch porn you will definitely be flagged as a kid

  2026-09-24 06:19

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  Google wants your ID

  So twelve year olds can just google why their joints hurt for a while and then get away with anything?

  2026-09-24 06:18

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  Bro I'm dying here

  Just make sure to also bring a glass of water

  2026-09-22 04:46

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  more original memes are on the waaaaaaaay

  Taking away the freedom of choosing who we love is helpful and competent?

  2026-09-22 00:52

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  Those Crazy Kids

  I think it is more the celebrating and acting like murder is a good thing now

  2026-09-10 02:03

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  Math stays undefeated

  I don’t think the Bible will teach me about mathematics and chemistry tho

  2026-09-08 07:57

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  Something something Rorschach

  They are not moving directly away from each other so you have to Pythagoras that shit

  2026-08-31 09:33

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  Aged like milk

  Actually vaporizing a diamond is easier than you think

  2026-08-31 09:17

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  Japan...

  The square-cube challenge

  2026-08-31 07:55

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  I'd like to see Indy movies put Hollywood out of business...

  Now if only they could make something else then artsy horror

  2026-08-25 02:46

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  And Netflix too

  What does this even mean

  2026-08-23 04:59

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  Johnny simply outplayed Satan

  Nah he won the devils soul is in Jonny

  2026-08-18 07:40

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  Chaching

  Fair but we are still worse at using spices than most of the world

  2026-08-15 18:46

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  dongs in an encounter

  Yeah I recently saw one riding a bike and thought it was mine. So I rushed home to check. Fortunately it was still there, picking cotton.

  2026-07-31 01:19

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  I lost but really I won

  Ey gtp, generate me an image of uhhhh, a grill playin chess wit tig ol bitties

  2026-07-27 11:11

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  Bośnia

  That just means that you are the bomb

  2026-07-25 12:01

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  Lol

  Also he is extremely rich. So even if he is wrong about stuff, the top of the line people he hires to do the actual hard work probably aren’t

  2026-07-25 02:29

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  Bruh

  Erm, since there is a setting menu in the background it is most likely that OP actively started the update just to complain about it. Making OP, in this instance, :gay:

  2026-07-22 08:59

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  dongs in a fire

  They already seem to be grilling

  2026-07-16 18:13

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  Harvard here we come

  Yeah this will trip your braker before anyone has a chance to electrocute themselves. But let’s be honest, this is definitely fake

  2026-07-13 02:07

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  And cycle repeats itself

  Ah yes, using social media and surveillance systems to optimize workflow… it is not very subtle about what’s it about

  2026-07-12 02:34

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  Phone says no

  Didn’t apple lose a lawsuit about that fairly recently?

  2026-07-07 08:01

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  prime wins

  Lets go on to stage 5, you can do this!

  2026-07-07 07:27

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  We don't really care about that sport that we tried to rig

  I don’t think you are allowed to use aerial superiority in a soccer match tho…

  2026-07-07 04:49

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  Working ain't enough

  You all know that they are not asking for a life of luxery right? I feel like wanting to be able to pay for a roof, food and clothes in return for full time work is nothing crazy. Sure, if you want to afford luxuries you’ll have to increase your value as a person but just living should be available for everyone

  2026-06-29 16:49

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  Dad update

  How about I shove my free, narrative driven fist up your ass

  2026-06-24 10:59

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  Fantasy authors sweating

  Oh you know sci-fi authors just slap the word “quantum” behind a word and refuse to explain anything else

  2026-06-24 06:42

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  good times

  A golden age that lasted like almost a year. It’s all down hill from here babyyy

  2026-06-23 05:28

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  Government speedrun

  No the guards are there to stop us from drinking the forbidden soup, check your sources

  2026-06-23 05:26

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  It's coming

  This comment has been raped by OP

  2026-06-08 13:29

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  oops

  Ironic

  2026-06-04 07:40

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  Dream job honestly

  Honestly it is gonna hurt your back, but if you just take this time to get your 8 hours of sleep in, you can basically live for free for the cost of back pain and a weird day/night rhythm

  2026-05-30 13:15

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  facebook consequences

  Regardless of all that, she still got fired over a Facebook post. I thought we were against that kind of stuff

  2026-05-27 16:25

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  Tiny roman footprint

  Can’t be, wet clay contains water so his foot wouldn’t have sunk into the clay

  2026-05-23 01:50

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  Gotta go

  I think you missed the joke

  2026-05-23 01:37

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  Ebola patch notes

  G ot to be a reason for this kind of behavior…

  2026-05-22 12:56

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  Gta 6 believers

  Yeah but you’ll get a cool pink bike helmet when you preorder

  2026-05-22 12:35

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  Modern solutions for modern problems

  Tbf it is much easier to drop an egg when all your eggs are laying loose in the fridge in plastic bags

  2026-05-22 00:59

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  instant damage

  There is plenty of bananas in this pickture, just look close enough at the earth

  2026-05-18 17:24

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  Sweet summer child.

  Maybe he asked because this whole conversation was staged to make a mediocre joke

  2026-04-30 01:42

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  Life is meaningless but now I'm kinda vibing with it

  Were they the same persons? Sounds like it could be the same person

  2026-04-07 04:49

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  Freedom

  Meme where?

  2026-04-06 10:34

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  tRump wishes he were Obama

  The truth always lays in the middle. Some love him, some hate him. All depends on personal values

  2026-04-05 17:30

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  evil logo

  That’s probably exactly what they meant with a heavy handed metaphor

  2026-03-31 09:23

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  Safety not guaranteed

  So is your money, just give it to me

  2026-03-29 18:10

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  Tell me..

  Channel my inner corn kernel and hope to make it to the other side undigested

  2026-03-22 16:17

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  Math class capitalism

  If you add the time needed to go fetch the pennies X the hourly wage of the person doing it it probably adds up

  2026-03-15 08:04

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  Just when I was able to stay awake through a whole episod...

  Yarrr, be that some land lubber speak that I be to based to understand?

  2026-02-25 01:10

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  aaaand it's gone. Along with the doctor who discovered this

  Whatever it may be, it’s probably better than a brain tumor

  2026-02-21 11:18

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  Who is that decimal? -_-

  Because of two and a half man probably

  2026-01-25 09:38

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  I hope this email finds you before I do

  Probably the terrifying thought of having to write more than one line of text

  2026-01-16 02:14

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  Whoever's in charge this week, get a clue

  Oh rip lol

  2026-01-04 15:02

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  "No Kings" Socialists Support Drug Lord Dictators

  A meme so nice they had to post it twice

  2026-01-04 09:42

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  Whoever's in charge this week, get a clue

  Pretty sure they are Spanish no?

  2026-01-04 09:33

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  sun tzu said cope

  Probably due to the “single target” restriction on it, but you could argue that it still only has one target, even if it’s cone shaped

  2026-01-01 04:14

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  The PETA "mentality." If you're wondering if they recogni...

  Don’t teach this woman about Shinto

  2025-12-31 04:37

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  No title

  Try 75%. The Netherlands is one of the bigger melting pots in Europe, the cities are even worse

  2025-12-27 02:46

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  Judge orders opening of court records from abandoned Epst...

  Surely this time we’ll see them arrest half of the global elites

  2025-12-11 07:43

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  snail heist

  Yeah if any country other than France would’ve done it, it would’ve been considered dumpster food. But everything with a French name is fancy I guess

  2025-12-01 16:36

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  Disney's post-DEI era starts with a reboot

  Movie is still going to be shit probably but eh, a step in the right direction

  2025-11-24 16:48

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  NNL

  Using dogs for this meme makes it seem like op got his balls snipped

  2025-11-13 00:42

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  dongs in a pagan

  Not here to proof you wrong, but could you pleas at least explain in what way he is wrong and what is right? Just yelling “Wrong!” Makes you sound like a dick

  2025-11-08 03:49

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  anime industrial complex goin wild

  We might be in for some serious japanification

  2025-11-06 15:55

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  watched edge runners yesterday. peak

  The ending was just slightly different

  2025-11-04 17:10

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  ai divorce

  Can’t wait for this law to be dramatically revoked in about 150 years

  2025-10-28 18:00

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  new mine design dropped and it’s straight outta Black Ops

  It’s the cancer mine

  2025-10-23 17:18

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  soulslike dev speedrun

  It will still be a souls like tho. Just hardcore in a different way

  2025-10-07 13:45

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  Lol sure thing

  Explaines why everything is going to shit

  2025-09-17 08:07

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  area 51 loot drop

  Won’t a normal person die when trying to use it?

  2025-09-14 09:32

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  area 51 loot drop

  Also why would the think you want the most in the world be the ability to commit murder easily?

  2025-09-14 09:31

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  Game

  Hollow knight silk song

  2025-09-07 08:52

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  Maybe it’s just my experience. You guys?

  Then start your own union

  2025-09-07 08:51

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  Title

  Advanced strawmanning with ai

  2025-08-23 01:56

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  We’ve become the livestock we raised

  Skill issue

  2025-07-23 11:43

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  Healthy

  Just add copious amounts of grease and salt

  2025-07-17 05:08

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  Drake still salty over Kendrick beef

  Guess this behavior will never end

  2025-07-07 09:18

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  I'll take 20

  Being 15x stronger than a regular person would be pretty insane tbf

  2025-06-24 07:42

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  drug be funni

  Well not really

  2025-06-21 14:01

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  We have no proof today is Tuesday, trust someone kept count

  To be fair, we made up every day of the week. As long as we’re all on the same page it doesn’t matter

  2025-06-19 12:10

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  Zoomer horror needs more cosmic dread and less jump scares

  Because a large part of cosmic horror is how little you can do about it. I don’t think that “stare at the moon until it eats you” would make for much of a game

  2025-06-19 00:23

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  Solo Leveling is now Crunchyroll’s most-watched anime ever

  Jup, it’s just anime junk food. But that also means it’s easy to watch, giving it a broad audience

  2025-06-18 07:02

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  China bans cute dolls at banks because capitalism got too...

  Some sort of new trend where they sell these hideous dolls, but you can only buy them in what is essentially a random loot box. So it’s like gambling but you can only loose

  2025-06-13 09:57

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  Square root of 64 out of 10 and now we’re all confused

  Some advanced levels of unnecessarily trying to sound smart

  2025-06-12 16:53

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  He didn’t lose to a man, he lost to a bee

  He dodged a bullet on that one honestly

  2025-06-05 12:14

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  When your crush wants your number but in math form

  Also this is WhatsApp, he already has her number

  2025-06-04 12:58

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  Concord really said let’s wait and fail repeatedly

  They are rebooting saints row? Why? The series was exactly what it needed to be. And if you want to make a new game, why not make it saints row 5

  2025-06-04 03:09

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  Midwest logic: If I can drive there, it’s close

  This is true, my girlfriends parents were devastated that she moved a 45 minute drive away from them, the horror

  2025-06-04 03:06

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  Birthday

  Yeah wtf, those bills look fucked up

  2025-06-03 02:23

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  chills in your bones

  Currently very close to soldering a mechanical switch to my mic

  2025-05-28 03:59

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  Whatever this ad is selling I’m terrified and kinda int...

  Idk man sounds kinda gay…

  2025-05-15 03:25

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  This expedition got me seeing sounds and questioning reality

  I’d say it’s good, especially if you are into rpgs/j-rpgs The game clearly takes a lot of inspiration from some other games like persona, the mario rpgs and a bit of dark souls, but it still feels fresh, and the atmosphere and story are much more unique. It’s also clearly a product of love made by people who wanted to make this game and not by people who wanted to make money

  2025-05-15 01:16

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  Copy-paste

  Lil bro looks like a time traveling cat will show up to come shoot him

  2025-04-07 05:47

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  If you see a snail, your curses are gone. Snails eat curs...

  The only harm this person does to amphibians is licking toads

  2025-04-03 15:55

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  The sandwich maker deserves more respect

  Weak…

  2025-03-29 03:17

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  Honeybees dying, scientists panicking, Trump budget cuts ...

  Tbf honey bees are an invasive species in America

  2025-03-29 03:15

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  Bruh

  I for one am proud of them for getting there lives together and sobering up

  2025-03-26 02:40

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  The different vans

  I have accepted that that’s just the English pronunciation of his name at this point. If the English bois would be forced to pronounce it properly they would probably hurt themselves anyway

  2025-03-21 11:03

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  All my favorites

  Bro, where is the bait and switch punchline?

  2025-03-21 11:00

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  When your boyfriend tries to be supportive but your shawa...

  Jup, but it’s not always what women want tho. Took me a while to learn to control that impulse and just here em out for a bit before throwing out solutions

  2025-03-20 10:59

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