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  I disregard anyone who claims to be an environmentalist a...

  Then just send them to the sun, with the rest of the radiations

  1j

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  stop the piracy, right?

  Common tactic called FUD : Fear Uncertainty and Doubt, abuse the ones that doesn't know how thing works by telling them this kind of stuff. Being tech literate is really important nowadays, like being "car literate" to not get fucked by bad mechanics

  2025-04-18 01:50

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  Mazda made a suitcase car before electric scooters were cool

  Honda made the Motocompo a really small scooter you fit in the trunk of your car (it was sold with the car!) And its purpose was to fill the last mile between parking space and office in really dense areas

  2025-04-03 17:14

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  I

  yes, yes, whatever. To print the PDF you just click here, on the printer icon, try to remember it.

  2025-03-31 12:16

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  la France

  Déjà posté et déjà debunké le nordiste. "Est cool" alors que chaque été vous quittez vos terres grises pour nous envahir histoire d'échapper ne serai-ce que quelques jours votre enfer à l'année. Restez chez vous les parigos

  2025-03-27 13:04

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  SpaceX Crew-9 just splashed down on Earth after 9 months ...

  They also got back the Boeing capsule that was supposed to bring them back with no crew to study it. During it's descent it had 1 of its 12 propellers failling

  2025-03-19 13:00

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  Edge

  You can now download some other browser without having to use Edge or another computer to download the installer, you can use the new command winget

  2025-03-19 02:55

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  Skype va fermer

  Skype, Hamachi et Minecraft cette trinité d'il y a un certain temps

  2025-03-01 14:12

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  Mozilla Firefox using your data meme news

  Use a fork of firefox like Zen or Librewolf, avoid Chromium based garbage

  2025-02-28 13:48

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  wiping boogers on your code

  Not quite, you'll have an "infinite" loop if the vector is empty. size will return 0, substract 1, you get -1 the maximum value possible when read as unsigned value type because size_t, then you'll iterate too far on the vector and crash

  2025-02-26 00:00

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  the greatest songs i've ever listen to were getting these...

  The demoscene isn't dead yet, declining since people doesn't care anymore but still alive

  2025-02-21 05:01

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  Winrar and VLC

  WinRAR is proprietary software, i think op meant 7-zip

  2025-02-10 06:03

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  Trust me

  tbh for having reverse engineered the app to study the API, you'd be better making a whole new app and use the API

  2025-01-18 10:47

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  eh bhé c'est des sacré fossiles ça

  2024-12-20 16:42

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  Minecraft song meme

  Mice on Venus

  2024-11-28 16:07

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  Poorly explain what you do for a living

  Fixing Windows is my purpose

  2024-11-27 13:49

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  Microsoft one drive meme

  The thing is Microsoft being Microsoft, SharePoint is actually OneDrive with different UX, just like Teams is actually Skype under the hood

  2024-10-28 14:28

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  Un nouveau milliardaires

  y sont déjà pas foutus de soigner ma calvitie les labos pharmaceutiques

  2024-10-20 13:45

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  Même l’hôtel Ibis a pas autant de vibes

  le CROUS c'est plus petit, plus sale et y'a pas de télé, bien content d'en avoir fini avec les chambres étudiantes perso

  2024-10-19 08:22

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  Switch 2

  the way github forks work allows them to remove all forks recursively at once. To archive the project, fork it to another platform, gitlab, sourcehut, codeberg, sourceforge you name it, just not github

  2024-10-04 16:58

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  Le retour de memes décentralisées ????

  écoute, djébébé chépa comment qu'on dit, je t'adore, nonobstant chez nous y'a des ronds points partout surtout au milieu de nulle part et un peu la flemme de devoir faire toute la procédure à chaque fois, donc par habitude ça compte comme une ligne droite

  2024-09-28 07:31

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  Non, on dit la pain au chocolat !!

  lapaing*

  2024-09-27 06:04

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  Oof

  Please tell me you creamed two planks together

  2024-09-19 06:55

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  Fred et Jamy ils sont au dessus

  L'époque de Total Wipeout sur Gulli, ça nous rajeunis pas tout ça

  2024-08-28 05:50

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  Two factor authentication

  The joke is about the difference between Authentication and Autorization, both are often mixed up in computing context. First is making sure who you're talking to, second is making sure they're allowed to do something

  2024-08-23 16:06

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  Two factor authentication

  I always use SMS 2FA, just because carriers charges a fuckton to send SMS with their APIs, so everytime I log in, I cost a lot to Microsoft

  2024-08-23 16:03

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  Check

  The story is interesting, in the end he gave back the money in exchange for an apology letter from the bank. The guy now own a legendary item

  2024-08-20 16:07

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  Moi sous la douche, gagnant de faux débats

  Pourquoi t'aurais mis une courgette dans le bac à bières ?

  2024-08-20 13:47

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  Firefox is the goat

  Google is... Google and Mozilla forgot their primary product is a browser and invest into DEI instead (and they're a puppet for Google to show regulators to avoid antitrust on Chrome) there's a contender coming called Ladybird, very early alpha

  2024-08-07 11:07

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  :megusta: x4

  Le comic c'est Living with Hipstergirl and Gamergirl, y'a du NSFW par moments

  2024-08-05 07:22

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  This does bring a smile

  Heinz should sue them for tarnishing brand image

  2024-07-28 17:03

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  Mon égo :stonks:

  S'tu veux j'ai reverse l'API de l'application, j'peux te refaire le logiciel

  2024-07-27 21:23

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  Paris 2024

  Et encore le QR code tu peux faire un screenshot, y'a une société qui s'appelle Ticketmaster y ont fait un truc où ton code barre y change toutes les 30 secondes du coup t'es obligé d'avoir un accès à internet

  2024-07-23 08:36

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  Titre

  "est cool" au nord, c'pour ça que chaque été vous nous envahissez les parigos ? Restez chez vous les nordistes

  2024-07-23 06:05

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  Crowdstrike's solution to the problem

  Basically : Security software corpo (mandatory installed by us regulations) send update worldwide, results in unoperable computers (BSOD) in airports, hospitals and other critical places

  2024-07-19 10:45

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  Put in that work

  Scan app QR code to access bathroom ? Would force you to install their app and create an account to collect that juicy personal data

  2024-07-14 14:55

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  Uniquement sur la version PC

  C'est plus novagecko, y ont vendu Memedroid à une boîte qui s'appelle Coinbench, comme tu peux le lire dans la déclaration de confidentialité du site

  2024-07-13 17:57

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  Encore

  eh mais je connais cette rue, c'est à côté de la Place République

  2024-07-04 19:22

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  This guy is the real deal

  Most people actually don't know how to use a word processor (or really any Office tool) right. Making trash documents visually ok on the moment that are a pain to work with thereafter.

  2024-07-04 13:57

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  Le poulet est supérieur au bœuf

  C'est normal, Memedroid a été racheté de Novagecko par une boite qui s'appelle Coinstack et ils vont essayer d'en faire un iFunny C'était 10 bonnes dernières années mes amis, maintenant ça va être de pire en pire

  2024-06-27 17:57

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  The designer prototype vs prod

  The first is from the donut.c program, a submission to the IOCCC which is a contest of obfuscated C code, the code itself actually looks like a donut and draws a donut. Another submission is an actual flight simulator in the shape of a plane

  2024-06-24 16:13

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  Your taxes

  >(((Mastercard))) logo, a surprise for sure

  2024-06-20 09:28

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  Logic

  Depends? Are you using base 10 ? Base 3 ? It may equals 11 Not denying these girls are idiots tho

  2024-05-30 14:59

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  Pepperidge farm remembers

  redlib exists helpful tool when you're searching for something and the answer might be in this shitty closed garden

  2024-05-23 14:04

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  Windows 11 update

  the thing announced by microtrash actually records everything on screen at all times It takes periodic screenshots and uploads them for analysis

  2024-05-22 15:51

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  1 more project

  been doing this for the last 5 years already, have another one to deliver for next week. I sure hope i'll see the end someday

  2024-05-18 03:40

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  Silly Girl - Chloe Moriondo

  Liana Flores - Rises the moon, in the same style

  2024-05-13 07:26

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  Unlock

  Instead have a "Panic password" which wipes the device when entered and provide it when asked. You didn't enter the password yourself so you technically you didn't delete anything.

  2024-04-28 14:05

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  lithothérapie c'est euh .... aller chercher sur internet

  Ceux qui connaissent le nom des pierres avec Hōseki no Kuni

  2024-04-26 07:37

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  Wouldn't say rich, but not on the edge

  I don't even have a real room at my parents house anymore

  2024-04-22 07:40

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  non, pas les bzz-bzz, AU SECOURS !

  AAAAAAH DES ABEILLES PAS MON VISAGE PAS MON VISAGE

  2024-03-21 05:35

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  Après, bonne chance pour expliquer tes arguments

  Un certain esprit un jour a dit "Y’a des combats qu’tu peux pas gagner, surtout quand tu paies pas le loyer. Fais-toi une raison, y’a très peu d’raisons de foutre la merde dans sa propre maison. Même quand t’as raison"

  2024-03-18 17:28

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  "Bro! ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!?!"

  the bird : "i could swear there was a river there yesterday"

  2024-03-15 05:07

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  Google Gemini on white people suffering racism

  "Don't be evil" is no longer their motto since 2015, it's now "Do the right thing" I let you decide for who

  2024-02-27 07:04

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  There can be only one!

  French rugby league has the Brennus Shield, it's a 20kg brass and plaque shield

  2024-02-25 20:06

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  Intervallo II - Ennio Morricone

  2024-02-21 03:32

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  la différence entre les ricains et nous

  Certes mais l'Ain c'est un département, pas une région

  2024-02-18 22:17

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  PTN j'suis trop fauché pour refaire ma garde robe !

  Sinon tu dis juste que c'est du oversized et que c'est un style

  2024-02-16 13:42

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  Needs the "Jackass" theme music

  GEMINI LEW - 95

  2024-02-10 20:10

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  Tips life hack

  Put a value so high it overflows the total

  2024-02-09 13:16

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  "Brute force go brrrrrrr..".... ( but not really.. )

  that's why salt exists, so the same password won't create the same hash still it's important to not use the same password everywhere

  2024-02-02 06:15

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  Apple be like

  See how they dodge the EU regulation with the vision pro? No embedded battery in the headset and a proprietary connector to the external battery you can charge with usb c, and the wire seems soldered so you cut the wire you change the battery

  2024-02-01 05:39

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  the new age of gaming

  And he said "sell". Not "rent with miles long shit ToS and DRMs until the platform decides I don't have access to it anymore"

  2024-01-30 08:25

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  On parle actualités avec Internet Explorer ! Ce meme est...

  Les stocks d'airbus qui doivent exploser, c'est beau la vraie ingénierie française

  2024-01-30 08:21

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  Il est nostalgique du moment où il a rencontré Brigitte...

  Pendant ce temps dans la réalité: y'a des animaux qui rentrent au lycée incapables de lire, écrire ou faire des maths et l'éducation du numérique est bloquée en 90.On dirait presque qu'ils cherchent à construire une population débile à manipuler

  2024-01-18 17:03

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  Merci à tous les abonnés, vous êtes des bons (Les autr...

  Certes, mais c'est pas en alsace Le Portel

  2024-01-09 12:17

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  Campagne = Chad

  Pour dire vrai, le panier en osier un peu osef. Mais pouah le demi kilo de paté de sanglier de mamie, de quoi t'éclater le ventre avec un bon rouge

  2023-12-29 14:41

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  -

  Just use yt-dlp, literally the open source software behind all these websites

  2023-12-23 03:29

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  NASA just doing side quests lol

  how tf are aliens supposed to decode the video data ? they'll just think it's weird stellar noise won't they ? Sound is easy it's just a vibration in air but even static images are way harder, have a look at the golden records

  2023-12-22 06:10

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  dongs in a coincidence

  The sister of our Minister of Technology literally works for Uber, our current president had private deals with Uber when he was Minister of Economy. All of this is in plain sight and no one say a thing

  2023-12-22 05:42

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  Bills

  same shit with telcos, how tf do they get away with this ??

  2023-12-19 15:45

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  Title inserted

  what

  2023-12-16 17:21

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  Pootis engage!

  There's more

  2023-12-11 16:59

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  J'en sais quelUE CHOSE JE FAIS DES MEMES SUR LE SERV ANGL...

  Yep, tu n'es clairement pas sur le serveur anglais La quantité de merde est monumentale et la modo prends des plombes

  2023-12-08 18:38

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  This must be a joke! Have you actually seen a real job of...

  >Graduate in Computer Science / IT >Only male candidates will be considered Why the precision when the first implicitly includes the second?

  2023-12-06 18:52

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  FDA wars therapy to treat cancer may cause secondary cancer

  "Wait, if they make money by treating my symptoms, isn't it in their interests to make me sick ?" Is this such a hard thought to have for some people ??

  2023-12-05 15:07

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  Time to start the day

  Nickelback - Rockstar

  2023-11-30 11:31

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  Collecting lava to research. Is this how they harvest hot...

  Just the first bit was enough to make the water boil The Earth really has a damn big energy reserve we can't (yet?) harness

  2023-11-28 12:53

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  this is worthless

  I tend to never use one time consumable even common ones, like : "this boss is hard, but don't heal because the next one might be even worse" and repeat

  2023-11-23 15:06

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  MFW i'm a DJ at work

  damn to think he also made "Another Idea" which I think is really good and inspiring It's one of these times where you find an artist, they only made an absolute masterpiece and afterwards nothing

  2023-11-19 17:43

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  Sigh

  Hey, give a little credit to our government They are changing things, just for the worst.

  2023-11-16 20:45

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  Broken glass

  shazam gives "love, rosie - winnie lv"

  2023-11-05 13:13

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  True story

  Ça reste Facebook, hop poubelle

  2023-11-04 21:41

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  You're a wizard, Harry

  Listerine on the rocks ? Say goodbye to your mouth

  2023-10-29 22:32

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  Dreams

  \/

  2023-10-29 22:26

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  I wonder what OS people will be using after the Rapture

  Fedora is still governed by Red Hat, behind the Fedora Project and serves as base for RHEL, or you might have been talking of RHL but then it's old and unmaintained since 2004 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_Project#Governance

  2023-10-28 21:18

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  I wonder what OS people will be using after the Rapture

  "Red Hat" you mean Fedora or REHL ?

  2023-10-27 13:32

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  Lol

  NewPipe on android and Invidious for browsers

  2023-10-18 12:33

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  Dong

  Hey guys, I just baked some cookies, do you want some ? I found the recipe on djslsjalfnnxdkkejfglrkgjrkhhjuyg

  2023-10-17 21:49

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  :geek:

  Missing the raspberry pi edition

  2023-10-15 21:22

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  The society if Minecraft memes were reality

  he refused to compose for them because M$ wanted the full rights for the musics, unlike the contract he had with Mojang which let him keep the rights

  2023-10-13 07:47

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  Maui landholders face lawsuit over wildfires

  damn Oprah will be able to buy all this land for like $5

  2023-10-12 15:11

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  xxx

  it's well known they note the serials of the devices in the store, the wageslaves will just make an inventory and send the missing numbers to telcos and apple. those devices are basically expensive bricks now

  2023-10-12 12:18

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  Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear tweed.

  Also do not check for Anna's Archive which is not focused on education or scientific publications

  2023-10-06 08:51

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  yeah

  In extra-hell since those people also happen to work at Google

  2023-10-03 12:52

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  C'est magique

  Pour des raisons inconnues, les statistiques ethniques sont illégales en France par la loi informatiques et libertés du 6 janvier 1978 sauf quelques rares exceptions Facile de gagner quand tu truque les règles dans ton intérêt

  2023-09-26 22:53

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  Ppl who do it are going to experience ads every 5-6 thoug...

  because it will be mandatory you mean as soon as the thing is on the market it's a matter of months before govs forcefully install it on newborns and the population

  2023-09-25 18:05

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  Just gotta go to the Settings menu > General > Radioactiv...

  There's no x-rays in any case phones operate in the radio freauencies range, they just can't emit them However while their radiation is believed to not be dangerous it's still being investigated on the long term so there is regulations in place

  2023-09-21 07:08

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  Just gotta go to the Settings menu > General > Radioactiv...

  Yep, and the fact they found out shows they keep testing devices even after release to ensure they stay compliant This makes me think of the dieselgate scandal involving volskwagen

  2023-09-21 06:49

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  Just gotta go to the Settings menu > General > Radioactiv...

  Because the high level of electromagnetic emissions (no radioactivity at most you can call it radio activity) was due to a bug shipped in an update after the release

  2023-09-21 06:01

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