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  This is 20 years of nuclear leftovers

  Always wondered why can't we just send these like into the sun ? It's already a big spicy nuclear ball with strong attraction force, rocket the garbage in it's general direction and it'll do the rest ? Or is aiming the sun that hard ?

  2025-11-21 11:43

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  Kiryu beach day meets modern loneliness

  i'll never understand people taking electronics to the beach, it's one of the most hostile environment for them: sand, dust, scorching sun, salty water

  2025-11-21 11:30

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  just upgrade lol

  This, literally "Storage (Optionnal)"

  2025-11-20 14:23

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  rip

  FAA:

  2025-11-01 10:44

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  Ça me manque

  en même temps c'est un peu devenu de la merde par ici

  2025-10-29 17:12

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  cancel threats do work

  they still got more money out of you in the end

  2025-10-29 17:09

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  Legends, rings, X‑com — what Samwise really pondered

  An increasing amount of shitty bot posts, AI, stupid political memes and whatnot, add in the crypto company that bought the app trying to pump and dump its shitcoin no wonder userbase keeps declining or at least stops interacting

  2025-10-27 08:45

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  Windows gaslights me like it's a sitcom

  The Windows desktop you see is actually two different folders on the computer. One common for all users where apps installed as admin put their icons, and one for your current user which doesn't need admin permissions

  2025-10-16 10:28

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  Laxative fortune cookie

  Looked up what that "OpenFortune" is, their website looks like startup thing, they specialize putting ads in fortune cookies

  2025-10-15 23:25

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  no more loud ads bro

  8 months deadline is stupid, they implemented it in less than a week, they surely can remove it in a single day. A deadline that far is only for them to continue doing it while finding other ways to screw you

  2025-10-11 10:07

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  1994: Guinness widget > the entire internet

  It's a capsule of gas which gets released when you open the can to make the beer nice foam, Guinness cans still have this thingy nowadays

  2025-09-23 17:10

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  booting into windows 98 vibes

  oh shit my brain auto translated I didn't notice, I'm fuckin stupid

  2025-09-11 09:11

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  booting into windows 98 vibes

  C'est toujours comme ça que j'allume mon pc portable en 2025

  2025-09-10 17:29

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  we're not kids no more

  months, years or even just never

  2025-09-07 21:09

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  necromancer side hustle

  Ace Attorney has a case about something like this. They called a medium for the victim to tell what happened but due to circumstances the victim didn't see the killer and reported the wrong person

  2025-09-05 05:35

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  3600 wires in a phone cable and I still get no signal

  Ever heard about "cross-talk" ?

  2025-09-01 15:33

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  This Chrome VPN is basically spyware

  Librewolf comes with ublock origin preinstalled (you shouldn't install a browser just because of it's preinstalled extensions whatsoever), iirc Palemoon doesn't come with anything preinstalled but you can add extensions yourself.

  2025-08-21 20:29

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  fortnite back on ios australia

  I don't like this kind of rulings. Because it makes people believe there's things happening to stop big tech abuse whereas it's more like "thanks doc you cured my itchy spot, i still have stage 3 cancer tho"

  2025-08-14 03:09

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  google pays 250k for chrome hack

  No they don't, Asus just said "thx" to a guy who found a 1 click admin RCE through their driver software Armoury Crate. The guy could've get at least 25k by selling the exploit. And there's many more

  2025-08-14 03:01

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  Two names too close for comfort in the gaming world

  Remember, Apple sued Swiss' Fruit Union, a farmers organization because their logo is an apple

  2025-08-12 11:42

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  AI data centers be like: let's fry the ocean

  He meant the 2013 movie Oblivion

  2025-08-08 16:14

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  USB-C is great, except when it isn't

  USB-C is really useful but there's so many standards and versions using the same connector Like a cable couldonly carry low power like 2A and some other looking the same having full Thunderbolt 5 80Gbps and I wont even start talking software side

  2025-08-08 13:42

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  T’as 12 ans parle pas stp

  Certes, certes. Peu importe. Pour imprimer le PDF tu cliques là, sur l'icône d'imprimante, essaye de t'en rappeler.

  2025-08-06 08:09

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  rappel random

  Après le traité dit rien sur les armes biologiques aussi

  2025-07-31 13:27

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  Google au poste

  Y'a un service Français alternatif à StreetView qui s'appelle Panoramax, y'a une instance par OpenStreetMap et une par l'IGN. Les images sont sous license libre. Si vous avez une caméra 360 avec GPS vous pouvez même contribuer !

  2025-07-31 13:26

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  Tat

  It's teaspill.fun, enjoy Use Fennec on android and Librewolf on desktop (or Zen if you care a bit more about aesthetics)

  2025-07-29 02:50

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  ce pote qui kiffe sa vie solo avec sa musique tranquille

  Juste de la bonne house

  2025-07-05 12:22

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  Créer ton premier serveur Minecraft en 2013 comme si ta ...

  Et maintenant je suis développeur de métier

  2025-07-05 12:17

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  Obvious hit with the ladies

  Wait, it's the crime scene glitter contamination guy

  2025-06-28 10:41

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  Brave master race

  stfu, brave is spyware by garbage crypto company. use firefox or fennec from f-droid and install the Ublock extension

  2025-06-26 18:00

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  Me dying with 135 levels and Mojang giving back 7

  meme is mathematically factual 7exp points dropped per level, with a maximum of 100 points, so 135 levels will drop 100 points which is a bit more than the 91 required to reach level 7 and not enough for the 112 required for level 8 :

  2025-06-24 13:22

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  Gen z pd

  it is, don't you notice her vest change on every shot

  2025-06-14 15:55

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  Behold: liquid glass design, macOS chaos edition

  OP got autocorrected, it's Hyprland. It's a wayland compositor, basically the software that displays your desktop and windows on linux Technically Hyprland can look very different depending on how you configure it

  2025-06-11 12:54

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  mes potes m'abandonnent sauf le fisc qui reste fidèle da...

  des vrais bros y'a pas a dire

  2025-06-07 09:39

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  When you play by ear and unlock the whole soundtrack

  I was not ready for the HOME - Resonnance one

  2025-05-28 19:24

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  POV: You’re King David hitting max joy RPMs

  Looks like Dancerush Stardom

  2025-05-26 11:49

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  liberal disease

  He says "Crime is defined by law, law is decided by Gov, Gov will take decisions against their people", most crime is wrong, but stuff like the abusive copyright laws are stupid

  2025-05-23 01:26

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  I disregard anyone who claims to be an environmentalist a...

  Then just send them to the sun, with the rest of the radiations

  2025-05-19 06:54

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  stop the piracy, right?

  Common tactic called FUD : Fear Uncertainty and Doubt, abuse the ones that doesn't know how thing works by telling them this kind of stuff. Being tech literate is really important nowadays, like being "car literate" to not get fucked by bad mechanics

  2025-04-18 01:50

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  Mazda made a suitcase car before electric scooters were cool

  Honda made the Motocompo a really small scooter you fit in the trunk of your car (it was sold with the car!) And its purpose was to fill the last mile between parking space and office in really dense areas

  2025-04-03 17:14

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  I

  yes, yes, whatever. To print the PDF you just click here, on the printer icon, try to remember it.

  2025-03-31 12:16

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  la France

  Déjà posté et déjà debunké le nordiste. "Est cool" alors que chaque été vous quittez vos terres grises pour nous envahir histoire d'échapper ne serai-ce que quelques jours votre enfer à l'année. Restez chez vous les parigos

  2025-03-27 13:04

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  SpaceX Crew-9 just splashed down on Earth after 9 months ...

  They also got back the Boeing capsule that was supposed to bring them back with no crew to study it. During it's descent it had 1 of its 12 propellers failling

  2025-03-19 13:00

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  Edge

  You can now download some other browser without having to use Edge or another computer to download the installer, you can use the new command winget

  2025-03-19 02:55

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  Skype va fermer

  Skype, Hamachi et Minecraft cette trinité d'il y a un certain temps

  2025-03-01 14:12

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  Mozilla Firefox using your data meme news

  Use a fork of firefox like Zen or Librewolf, avoid Chromium based garbage

  2025-02-28 13:48

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  wiping boogers on your code

  Not quite, you'll have an "infinite" loop if the vector is empty. size will return 0, substract 1, you get -1 the maximum value possible when read as unsigned value type because size_t, then you'll iterate too far on the vector and crash

  2025-02-26 00:00

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  the greatest songs i've ever listen to were getting these...

  The demoscene isn't dead yet, declining since people doesn't care anymore but still alive

  2025-02-21 05:01

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  Winrar and VLC

  WinRAR is proprietary software, i think op meant 7-zip

  2025-02-10 06:03

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  Trust me

  tbh for having reverse engineered the app to study the API, you'd be better making a whole new app and use the API

  2025-01-18 10:47

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  eh bhé c'est des sacré fossiles ça

  2024-12-20 16:42

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  Minecraft song meme

  Mice on Venus

  2024-11-28 16:07

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  Poorly explain what you do for a living

  Fixing Windows is my purpose

  2024-11-27 13:49

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  Microsoft one drive meme

  The thing is Microsoft being Microsoft, SharePoint is actually OneDrive with different UX, just like Teams is actually Skype under the hood

  2024-10-28 14:28

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  Un nouveau milliardaires

  y sont déjà pas foutus de soigner ma calvitie les labos pharmaceutiques

  2024-10-20 13:45

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  Même l’hôtel Ibis a pas autant de vibes

  le CROUS c'est plus petit, plus sale et y'a pas de télé, bien content d'en avoir fini avec les chambres étudiantes perso

  2024-10-19 08:22

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  Switch 2

  the way github forks work allows them to remove all forks recursively at once. To archive the project, fork it to another platform, gitlab, sourcehut, codeberg, sourceforge you name it, just not github

  2024-10-04 16:58

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  Le retour de memes décentralisées ????

  écoute, djébébé chépa comment qu'on dit, je t'adore, nonobstant chez nous y'a des ronds points partout surtout au milieu de nulle part et un peu la flemme de devoir faire toute la procédure à chaque fois, donc par habitude ça compte comme une ligne droite

  2024-09-28 07:31

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  Non, on dit la pain au chocolat !!

  lapaing*

  2024-09-27 06:04

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  Oof

  Please tell me you creamed two planks together

  2024-09-19 06:55

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  Fred et Jamy ils sont au dessus

  L'époque de Total Wipeout sur Gulli, ça nous rajeunis pas tout ça

  2024-08-28 05:50

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  Two factor authentication

  The joke is about the difference between Authentication and Autorization, both are often mixed up in computing context. First is making sure who you're talking to, second is making sure they're allowed to do something

  2024-08-23 16:06

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  Two factor authentication

  I always use SMS 2FA, just because carriers charges a fuckton to send SMS with their APIs, so everytime I log in, I cost a lot to Microsoft

  2024-08-23 16:03

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  Check

  The story is interesting, in the end he gave back the money in exchange for an apology letter from the bank. The guy now own a legendary item

  2024-08-20 16:07

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  Moi sous la douche, gagnant de faux débats

  Pourquoi t'aurais mis une courgette dans le bac à bières ?

  2024-08-20 13:47

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  Firefox is the goat

  Google is... Google and Mozilla forgot their primary product is a browser and invest into DEI instead (and they're a puppet for Google to show regulators to avoid antitrust on Chrome) there's a contender coming called Ladybird, very early alpha

  2024-08-07 11:07

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  :megusta: x4

  Le comic c'est Living with Hipstergirl and Gamergirl, y'a du NSFW par moments

  2024-08-05 07:22

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  This does bring a smile

  Heinz should sue them for tarnishing brand image

  2024-07-28 17:03

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  Mon égo :stonks:

  S'tu veux j'ai reverse l'API de l'application, j'peux te refaire le logiciel

  2024-07-27 21:23

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  Paris 2024

  Et encore le QR code tu peux faire un screenshot, y'a une société qui s'appelle Ticketmaster y ont fait un truc où ton code barre y change toutes les 30 secondes du coup t'es obligé d'avoir un accès à internet

  2024-07-23 08:36

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  Titre

  "est cool" au nord, c'pour ça que chaque été vous nous envahissez les parigos ? Restez chez vous les nordistes

  2024-07-23 06:05

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  Crowdstrike's solution to the problem

  Basically : Security software corpo (mandatory installed by us regulations) send update worldwide, results in unoperable computers (BSOD) in airports, hospitals and other critical places

  2024-07-19 10:45

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  Put in that work

  Scan app QR code to access bathroom ? Would force you to install their app and create an account to collect that juicy personal data

  2024-07-14 14:55

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  Uniquement sur la version PC

  C'est plus novagecko, y ont vendu Memedroid à une boîte qui s'appelle Coinbench, comme tu peux le lire dans la déclaration de confidentialité du site

  2024-07-13 17:57

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  Encore

  eh mais je connais cette rue, c'est à côté de la Place République

  2024-07-04 19:22

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  This guy is the real deal

  Most people actually don't know how to use a word processor (or really any Office tool) right. Making trash documents visually ok on the moment that are a pain to work with thereafter.

  2024-07-04 13:57

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  Le poulet est supérieur au bœuf

  C'est normal, Memedroid a été racheté de Novagecko par une boite qui s'appelle Coinstack et ils vont essayer d'en faire un iFunny C'était 10 bonnes dernières années mes amis, maintenant ça va être de pire en pire

  2024-06-27 17:57

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  The designer prototype vs prod

  The first is from the donut.c program, a submission to the IOCCC which is a contest of obfuscated C code, the code itself actually looks like a donut and draws a donut. Another submission is an actual flight simulator in the shape of a plane

  2024-06-24 16:13

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  Your taxes

  >(((Mastercard))) logo, a surprise for sure

  2024-06-20 09:28

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  Logic

  Depends? Are you using base 10 ? Base 3 ? It may equals 11 Not denying these girls are idiots tho

  2024-05-30 14:59

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  Pepperidge farm remembers

  redlib exists helpful tool when you're searching for something and the answer might be in this shitty closed garden

  2024-05-23 14:04

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  Windows 11 update

  the thing announced by microtrash actually records everything on screen at all times It takes periodic screenshots and uploads them for analysis

  2024-05-22 15:51

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  1 more project

  been doing this for the last 5 years already, have another one to deliver for next week. I sure hope i'll see the end someday

  2024-05-18 03:40

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  Silly Girl - Chloe Moriondo

  Liana Flores - Rises the moon, in the same style

  2024-05-13 07:26

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  Unlock

  Instead have a "Panic password" which wipes the device when entered and provide it when asked. You didn't enter the password yourself so you technically you didn't delete anything.

  2024-04-28 14:05

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  lithothérapie c'est euh .... aller chercher sur internet

  Ceux qui connaissent le nom des pierres avec Hōseki no Kuni

  2024-04-26 07:37

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  Wouldn't say rich, but not on the edge

  I don't even have a real room at my parents house anymore

  2024-04-22 07:40

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  non, pas les bzz-bzz, AU SECOURS !

  AAAAAAH DES ABEILLES PAS MON VISAGE PAS MON VISAGE

  2024-03-21 05:35

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  Après, bonne chance pour expliquer tes arguments

  Un certain esprit un jour a dit "Y’a des combats qu’tu peux pas gagner, surtout quand tu paies pas le loyer. Fais-toi une raison, y’a très peu d’raisons de foutre la merde dans sa propre maison. Même quand t’as raison"

  2024-03-18 17:28

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  "Bro! ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!?!"

  the bird : "i could swear there was a river there yesterday"

  2024-03-15 05:07

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  Google Gemini on white people suffering racism

  "Don't be evil" is no longer their motto since 2015, it's now "Do the right thing" I let you decide for who

  2024-02-27 07:04

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  There can be only one!

  French rugby league has the Brennus Shield, it's a 20kg brass and plaque shield

  2024-02-25 20:06

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  Intervallo II - Ennio Morricone

  2024-02-21 03:32

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  la différence entre les ricains et nous

  Certes mais l'Ain c'est un département, pas une région

  2024-02-18 22:17

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  PTN j'suis trop fauché pour refaire ma garde robe !

  Sinon tu dis juste que c'est du oversized et que c'est un style

  2024-02-16 13:42

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  Needs the "Jackass" theme music

  GEMINI LEW - 95

  2024-02-10 20:10

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  Tips life hack

  Put a value so high it overflows the total

  2024-02-09 13:16

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  "Brute force go brrrrrrr..".... ( but not really.. )

  that's why salt exists, so the same password won't create the same hash still it's important to not use the same password everywhere

  2024-02-02 06:15

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  Apple be like

  See how they dodge the EU regulation with the vision pro? No embedded battery in the headset and a proprietary connector to the external battery you can charge with usb c, and the wire seems soldered so you cut the wire you change the battery

  2024-02-01 05:39

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  the new age of gaming

  And he said "sell". Not "rent with miles long shit ToS and DRMs until the platform decides I don't have access to it anymore"

  2024-01-30 08:25

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