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  Come on Walmart, even you have more class

  Definitely not photoshopped.

  2017-07-18 02:07

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  Gotta teach em young

  Top half is a picture and the bottom half is a gif, for some stupid fucking reason.

  2017-07-18 02:05

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  Hahahahahahahahahahah aahhhhh the earth is a cube

  Plato's Cave theory. Only what you see is what you will believe to be reality. That is why philosophy is important.

  2017-07-18 02:03

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  Do you like the remixs?

  That's cute. Racist haters gonna hate, though.

  2017-07-18 02:00

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  :p

  Trump and I finally agree on something. Well, fuck.

  2017-07-18 01:58

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  Lol

  Imagine a National Treasure/Inception cross over.

  2017-07-18 01:55

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  He will regret it...

  But the person who will see it the most will know the meme, and might get a chuckle out of it many times throughout his life. Life isn't all about pleasing others. You also have to please yourself.

  2017-07-18 01:47

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  noice Ali

  Men can throw a better punch, women have a higher pain threshold. Work together.

  2017-05-28 05:31

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  True

  Dick size doesn't matter because it's next to impossible for a woman to bust off of penetration alone. Unless you have a curved dick and smash it against the g-spot, you're gonna have to show the clit attention.

  2017-05-15 19:37

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  Roll them dice

  Now you have to suck his dick.

  2017-05-04 02:24

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  Roll them dice

  ......

  2017-05-04 02:23

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  Feminist Q&A

  Every human being in America contradicts basic logic because the need to feel like they've won out-weighs their need to be correct. That's why Trump is in office.

  2017-04-30 17:37

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  True or What?

  I accumulated like 160 of em before I sold them for bulk resources. You right.

  2017-04-27 02:50

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  True or What?

  You look like an off-brand Chris Pratt.

  2017-04-27 02:49

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  Maymay

  Holy shit, are you a sixth grader at Ford Middle School?

  2017-04-27 02:39

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  who hates karma

  Except you can, it's called empathy and if more people practiced being empathetic, the world would be much better.

  2017-04-27 02:31

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  Hi im Coyote Peterson and im about to die like Steve if i...

  What the fuck is this shit.

  2017-04-27 02:29

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  .

  A GM at a fast food store making 45k a year (more if said store is corporate and not a franchise).

  2017-04-27 02:25

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  We are going to die right now

  I've been human for 25 years and I'm 567% sure that's what would happen.

  2017-04-25 23:43

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  I did this when I got the sword

  Idgaf.

  2017-04-18 20:43

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  I did this when I got the sword

  Many weapons in Dark Souls have specials if you two hand heavy attack.

  2017-04-18 00:02

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  she underage, relax

  And cringeworthy.

  2017-04-17 23:58

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  Send nudes

  White people act like white people don't have the capacity to be obnoxious. it has nothing to do with the color of skin. can't we just appreciate how confused he got about how to bowl?

  2017-04-17 23:49

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Does this ever happen irl? I've never been desperate enough for anything to suck dick for it and I don't know anyone that has.

  2017-04-15 09:15

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  Ahahah

  COMIN' IN TOO HOT.

  2017-04-15 09:06

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  Still pretty sick that a 3ds can run Windows 95

  Would you rather have an Autistic child or a dead child?

  2017-04-15 09:00

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  Sad ):

  13 Reasons Why fucking sucks.

  2017-04-15 08:59

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  I sense it too.

  I'm usually the one responsible for the smell.

  2017-04-15 08:57

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  Why ?

  You were probably that kid at someone else's birthday that had to have your parents bring a gift for you to open too so you wouldn't scream your head off at not being the center of attention.

  2017-04-14 16:54

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  Why ?

  That's the most snowflakey thing I've heard all day. My house, my kid, my cake, my party. It's a party to celebrate, not a party to entertain guests. I'll celebrate my occasion how I please.

  2017-04-14 16:49

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  :)

  Her outfit.

  2017-04-13 11:34

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  :)

  Love yourself and others will, too.

  2017-04-13 11:32

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  She seems loyal

  Oh boy this community is so hypocritical lol. I wish I could post screen shots of how badly I'm downvoted when I say something similar.

  2017-04-12 17:24

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  Toxitubbies (R)

  Tinky Winky then Dipsy then La-La, then Poe. That's the correct order.

  2017-04-08 13:55

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  WOW WHAT A LIFE SAVER!!!!

  When good people take drugs.

  2017-04-07 16:24

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  Directly from Tumblr

  Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is better.

  2017-04-06 22:37

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  Moms spaghetti

  

  2017-04-01 20:28

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  Facts

  Your username indicates that is a lie.

  2017-04-01 20:27

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  I'd pick yellow

  Yeahhh. Big socks.

  2017-04-01 20:25

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  Facts

  Clearly never received oral before.

  2017-04-01 20:15

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  Facts

  I don't understand how those sentences are hard to read. Lol.

  2017-04-01 20:15

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  Yee

  She's not funny, but she isn't fat, either. So.

  2017-04-01 20:14

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  Scumbag Stacy

  You think that's bad? Try laying there trying not to ruin the mood as your man enthusiastically licks everything but your clit.

  2017-03-31 01:45

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  The prophecy has been fullfilled. MEA is garbage. RIP Bio...

  The thought of a gay Krogan had me like "??? The genophage???"

  2017-03-30 03:57

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  Get back here and love me!

  Well, he certainly doesn't look like you, so I'm satisfied.

  2017-03-30 00:02

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  Steven universe roleplay in comments

  You shutting him down made my day. +1

  2017-03-29 23:57

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  The prophecy has been fullfilled. MEA is garbage. RIP Bio...

  I find Andromeda to be enjoyable. The dialogue is rather bland but I can work with it. Is Kesh a female or a gay male Krogan? I can't tell.

  2017-03-28 03:21

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  Yeee

  If they put as many chest naked, buff males in advertisements as much as they do scantily clad women, sexism would not bother me.

  2017-03-27 15:14

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  mcbitch

  You hate it, you just don't know it yet. Nobody respects fast food workers, especially McDonald's workers. Middle aged customers will be the worst. Good luck and get out as fast as you can.

  2017-03-26 01:32

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  mcbitch

  They cop a McAttitude because when you order nuggets, they ask what kind you want, and you're too McStupid to mention that you want extra. You hold up the line asking for shit at the second window. Ask while you're ordering, like any other place.

  2017-03-26 01:28

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  now that is having faith in your product

  Nope.

  2017-03-26 01:20

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  pedophilia

  How do you feel about dick prints in sweat pants?

  2017-03-26 01:19

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  Yepppppppp

  

  2017-03-23 18:54

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  Yepppppppp

  How would you know, Downy?

  2017-03-23 18:54

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  The perfect family

  Everybody shits. Everybody pisses. Everybody farts. Everybody throws up. Everybody sheds skin. Everybody secretes puss. Grow the fuck up, buttercup. Also, you breaking the top 900 is not "something going for you".

  2017-03-23 08:35

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  Fresh OC

  ....if you honestly care about your rank in an app nobody has heard of, you're a huge fuckin' loser. Judging by the comments here, you're all fuckin' losers.

  2017-03-23 08:26

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  not a meme but still

  Powerful? No. Sorry. Supply some context, then we'll see.

  2017-03-23 08:12

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  Just like me

  Unfuckable? Lmfao. Please. Your broke dick is unfuckable but pussy is pussy.

  2017-03-23 08:04

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  Just like me

  You can lead a country and have a PhD and men will still judge your worth by sexual appeal. But men and women are "equals".

  2017-03-23 08:00

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  I ACTUALLY LIKE BOTH BANDS, I'M JUST BEING SELF AWARE

  That's every male in this app. Unless you have a degree in a music study, you have no reason to debate genres. "Sounds like metal therefore it is" is actually NOT how music classification works, sweet pea.

  2017-03-23 07:49

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  Brown bag special

  If by hit you mean sex and by truck you mean large man.

  2017-03-23 07:42

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  Poor doggo

  Boarder wallpaper, ugh.

  2017-03-23 07:41

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  Get back here and love me!

  My boyfriend and I sleep with our butts or feet touching. Solves all problems.

  2017-03-23 07:35

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  Get back here and love me!

  9/10 dudes can't handle being in a vagina for more than ten minutes. Anal is for advanced players only.

  2017-03-23 07:28

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  Big wheels keep on turning

  Singing songs about the south land

  2017-03-18 00:30

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  Totally fair

  Then you must be a backwards conservative. Your ideals won't survive. Humanity must progress if it is to survive.

  2017-03-14 21:59

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  Totally fair

  Except rich white college kids get off scott-free after being convicted of rape/murder. So LOL. No. That isn't equality. Sorry not sorry.

  2017-03-14 21:43

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  Totally fair

  Conservatives went into a total fucking uproar over PLAIN RED STARBUCKS CUPS. Stop acting like that immature behavior is exclusive to liberals. It isn't. If you think that, you're blind af.

  2017-03-14 21:41

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  Totally fair

  "From the states" "50*km* north"

  2017-03-14 21:39

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  Totally fair

  Usually because they're rich enough to avoid consequences. See how your argument implodes on itself? That's because it's wrong.

  2017-03-14 21:38

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  Totally fair

  Huh? Lmfao. In America, there's the income tax brackets. The more you earn = the more you pay in taxes. Essentially the same fucking thing applied to something else.

  2017-03-14 21:36

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  ....

  How are you downvoted? Ejaculation is definitely part of it.

  2017-03-13 23:33

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  ....

  YES. FEEL THAT? THAT'S WHAT WOMEN FEEL.

  2017-03-13 23:33

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  Shes a dishwasher

  You wouldn't be trying to impress a woman.

  2017-03-13 18:26

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  gays are fucking assholes

  So anal sex causes cancer? Another reason to refuse anal to the boyfriend!

  2017-03-13 18:24

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  Origin of Halloween

  Religion is mass delusion and wherever there is mass delusion, bad things are bound to happen. Here's a headline you'll never see "non-religious person refuses to sell cakes to gays".

  2017-03-11 20:16

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  if you got shot you better be privileged

  Everything is a privilege in America. There is a direct correlation between your net worth and how much freedom/how many rights you have. They use race to get you to fight amongst yourselves instead of the system. And you dumbasses eat that shit up. :yaomi

  2017-03-11 20:14

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  yeea

  As far as the rest of it goes, women are better survivors. The only inequality is personal desire. I don't want to be a victim, so I'm not. It's super simple.

  2017-03-11 18:42

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  yeea

  I know plenty of BDs that don't take the kids when they're supposed to, refuse to buy shit the child needs, then tries to claim the child on their income tax. The ones that don't do that, have full custody of their kids.

  2017-03-11 18:39

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  I'm Peter File!

  2017-03-11 18:36

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  2

  No. No. You can't bomb a country to shit then get mad when refugees show up at the border.

  2017-03-07 14:27

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  the bull whisperer

  American wealth hunts endangered species for pleasure. Stop limiting it to a single culture. You're part of the human race, the worst species on the planet.

  2017-03-03 14:59

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  Badass prosthetic leg

  But why socks.

  2017-03-02 02:58

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  I don't care *rapes her*

  Men *only* persue women because they have sexual intent. If you think I'm wrong, pay attention to the way communicates to a man and then compare it to the way he communicates to a woman.

  2017-03-02 00:45

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  Suicide cripe

  FarScape was fanfuckingtastic.

  2017-02-28 16:51

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  Crunching nutsack

  I don't have an iPhone. But I'm pretty sure the texts no longer look like that. Haven't looked like that for a while.

  2017-02-26 20:49

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  Lmao

  It isn't "your property" since you have to pay the government taxes to live there. You're pretty land-sitting for the government while paying them to do so. Like a tween that's left in charge while the parents are away.

  2017-02-26 15:50

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  Let's get the fuck out of here

  So it's better to be a cog in the monotonous machine working a job you probably hate than to go to another planet? Just because you gave up on your dreams doesn't mean everybody else should. Keep your pessimism on your side of the fence.

  2017-02-26 13:45

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  Cycle of civilation

  Says somebody living in the west and who supports the one man everybody on earth is laughing at.

  2017-02-22 16:20

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  Cycle of civilation

  Yes it definitely will not be white people. Like it always is.

  2017-02-22 16:19

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  America

  Absolutely. Any inappropriate chemical inside the vagina causes the ph levels to become imbalanced, also killing off beneficial micro organisms. Clean the outside, the inside will take care of itself.

  2017-02-22 16:12

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  olive garden

  Olive Garden is an incredibly overrated restaurant chain that delivers Americanized Italian cuisine, but most Americans don't know that because they don't know how to step outside of their comfort zone and try different places.

  2017-02-21 22:33

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  nope

  Both of you.

  2017-02-21 22:27

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  Stop with the SJW bullshit

  "Smarter" is pushing it.

  2017-02-21 22:23

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  The Big Mac

  I loved him at the RNC.

  2017-02-20 17:37

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  Genius

  You're goddamn right.

  2017-02-20 17:36

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  good ol James (4th comment is pregnant)

  So is this girl, she's just better at it. Source: am a woman, can confirm.

  2017-02-20 17:36

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  good ol James (4th comment is pregnant)

  Lol no, no he doesn't. He roasts a lot of them, too.

  2017-02-20 17:35

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  never get between a mama and her babies

  Genuinely fascinating. +1 to you, sir.

  2017-02-20 17:34

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  we got a lesbo standoff here

  Except Trey Parker and Matt Stone are not female lesbians.

  2017-02-19 14:42

  +1