CaptainEnglish

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Been here since 2012 ** I like penguins

943 Mèmes

CaptainEnglish | 2021-05-30 16:30

Uh

80% 425

CaptainEnglish | 2021-04-07 23:30

Idc

90% 870

CaptainEnglish | 2021-03-31 21:00

Not mine but it's funny...............................F U

82% 606

CaptainEnglish | 2020-09-03 22:00

Not mine. Thought I'd share anyway.

79% 725

CaptainEnglish | 2020-06-03 04:30

Happy Coronikka

89% 1361

CaptainEnglish | 2020-04-05 20:30

Plz cough on me

88% 1246

CaptainEnglish | 2017-09-01 17:30

Sign me up

79% 1298

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-22 20:30

Hug me Brotha

85% 1682

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-12 19:30

When you tea bag bae for the first time

78% 1059

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-12 17:30

Fred you bastard

82% 1118

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-06 00:00

Eh

60% 1418

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-05 22:30

8======D~~~

77% 1382

CaptainEnglish | 2017-06-05 22:00

( '_')/

84% 1471

CaptainEnglish | 2016-10-22 19:30

Eh, a wank sock is good as.

88% 1789

CaptainEnglish | 2016-10-11 14:00

Thank you Murica

84% 1552

CaptainEnglish | 2016-09-24 20:30

No title

77% 1595

CaptainEnglish | 2016-06-24 14:00

If you read this you're ghey

73% 1324

CaptainEnglish | 2016-05-14 10:30

I hate everyone

85% 1884

CaptainEnglish | 2015-08-22 15:30

Top of the mornin to ya

90% 2276

CaptainEnglish | 2015-08-21 18:00

Pas de titre

83% 1504

Commentaires nouvelles

We bring tidings of whiskey and bacon
Pretty sure the Muslims believe in Jesus and follow him better than Christians

2025-12-25 05:16
-15
Sowell on slavery
I'm sure they abolished it. We learn a different type of history here it seems

2024-12-28 16:54
-12
A must read book - completely revolutionised by view of C...
The correct version that man has interpreted..you follow the word of man not God..or God's as you believe in God Jesus and God God Duh

2024-08-13 14:01
0
A must read book - completely revolutionised by view of C...
Christianity has too many variations so no thanks

2024-08-02 17:02
-1
hypocrites
I see no difference

2024-07-03 12:38
+1
Palestine aid
Those people barely have water let alone weapons to fight an invading force worth billions of $

2024-07-03 12:32
+1
Happy 4th of July meme

2024-07-03 12:30
0
Shitpost 2

2024-04-29 17:38
+1
Sentenced to death for saying women should have a choice ...
So many replies, I am not reading a single one get a life, I'm going back to mine. PEACE OUT

2024-04-26 16:37
0
Sentenced to death for saying women should have a choice ...
At least they have free health care unlike you

2024-04-25 16:39
-20
Title
Based on what evidence is available since 1948, they have been marginalised and rounded like cattle.. however, I do not live there, thankfully, but nonetheless, it's inhumane. You'd think the occupiers would have some sort of sympathy for this..

2023-12-23 15:43
0
Average islamic 'refugee'
Meanwhile the op is from india

2023-12-23 15:40
0
Title
They don't want to leave their own land I assume...

2023-11-08 17:02
+2
Peculiar tings
No u

2023-08-22 07:43
+2
Title
Cheeky

2021-07-03 07:20
0
South America vs Spain

2021-05-10 16:50
+3
Pbs
Looks a bit spicy

2021-04-29 16:01
+6
He should be beaten with a shoe on his head until it breaks.
Doesn't look Catholic to me

2021-04-26 15:39
+20
And no one is doing anything about it
Facts

2021-03-22 17:17
0
i'll bash ye fookin ead in m8 i swear on me mum
I have all 14 of my teeth thank you very much

2021-02-20 13:59
0
i'll bash ye fookin ead in m8 i swear on me mum
Oi

2021-02-20 07:49
+11
(G) old
Trump the Kuta with two lunds

2021-02-14 08:37
+8
memedroid
I was joking

2021-02-10 16:32
+2
¬o¬
Sexual

2021-02-10 12:32
-7
memedroid
Repost

2021-02-10 12:31
+1
HUNGRY FOR DAT FOCUS
I like my beans with extra sadness

2021-02-06 07:47
+2
Title
You're welcome

2021-02-05 14:13
0
Ha trap
As the bible states

2021-01-23 11:51
+7
this is someone’s son
I'd prefer it to be my daughter for the family discount on her content

2021-01-04 09:39
+18
Churchill was a good man. God rest his soul.
Why did you have to say it, I didn't notice and I've downloaded it

2020-12-30 05:43
+2
Title
Almost 200 votes and no comments

2020-12-26 11:44
+16
But we do like a good crumpet still
Woah, take it easy bro

2020-11-11 17:03
+4
Twilight
I like how you had to say human pic

2020-10-27 15:17
+30
Poor birb. He didn't do anything wrong.
Send in bird squeezer for the interrogation

2020-10-25 17:50
+57
Where can i buy this?
How do blind people know when their butt holes are clean, any blind people on here wanna verify?

2020-10-24 13:38
-2
Hollywood

2020-10-16 02:20
+1
Online dating. Does it work?
I'd still hit that

2020-10-13 12:34
+16
Real niqqa job
Well, now I dentify as a female so get some boxing gloves and let's get ready to rumble

2020-10-04 16:56
0
Real niqqa job
It's a sexual kind of boxing between two females...apparently

2020-10-03 03:20
+1
Thanks Grandpa
He later molested all 3 boys

2020-09-28 15:37
+76
Sex
For blokes orrr?

2020-09-27 11:18
+1
Daddy
Sounds like the making of a good meme

2020-09-26 17:10
+21
Tat

2020-09-26 09:02
+1
I'm arriving...
And?

2020-09-13 17:41
+5
Innit
No u

2020-09-13 12:11
-12
The horror
I identify as a female, wanna do some science?

2020-08-25 02:33
+6
It's a satire, kindly take it that way
The average Brit finds a simple glass of water too spicy

2020-08-08 18:08
+8
Good boi
I live in my parents basement so I'm fine

2020-07-27 14:37
+9
GOD DAMNIT SHAPIRO
The son of Mr & Mrs Shapiro

2020-07-20 02:14
+12
Oh boi
A free child seems like a bonus to me

2020-07-19 05:44
+8
Or Blue loves matter
No lives matter

2020-07-14 16:37
+15
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Bojo

2020-06-14 15:24
0
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
well Miss Yorki, good thing is I actually work in construction. I have a hard hat and hi-vis I can help with your hole problem *she calls 999*

2020-06-13 08:00
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
it's always good to see the funny side. If you don't laugh you'll only cry! "My hole has arrived" of all the ways to phrase it, my sick perverted mind was like please tell me more about this hole so please do go on

2020-06-13 04:58
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Guess we're both dead

2020-06-12 13:13
0
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
I'm tan or as I say sweet sweet caramel ...I'm a moving target for the police ima look both ways and every other bloody way!

2020-06-12 08:42
0
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
You ain't bad for a bloody northerner stay safe homie✌

2020-06-11 15:48
0
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Look I'm only being polite because this city slicker doesn't want to get shot by you, so please lower that shotgun you're scaring the horses I will see the North in July for my England road trip, Yorkie Dales included

2020-06-11 03:01
0
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Definitely, poverty causes desperation and crime unfortunately. Ahh Northern lass ayy. Lol. Ngl northern people are actually much nicer than us lot down here. I get called a curly haired fuck, I mean it could be worse Yorkshire tea FTW!

2020-06-10 14:45
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
True that. I just hate it when people from outside of England paint us to be some shit hole like America

2020-06-10 09:44
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Very true. I'm just outside of London to the west so fortunately it's not bad. America turns to shit and everyone starts comparing us with them, baffles me

2020-06-10 09:43
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
People always make England out to be some real dangerous and awful place to live on here

2020-06-10 04:58
+1
It is the way.
69

2020-06-08 19:34
+16
for the love of god get a personality
You're in my PFP

2020-06-06 19:34
+5
Happy Coronikka
take it all anything for the potato of sexuality

2020-06-05 15:01
+1
Yes yes
Ahhh every kiddy fiddlers wet dream

2020-06-05 09:34
+3
Muh oppression
Our glorious leaders don't care how the Palestinian people are treated same as no one cares about what the Indians do to people in Kashmir

2020-06-04 16:47
+3
Happy Coronikka
Was your old account "Sexual Potato"?

2020-06-03 18:06
+3
Prep time
That little shit wouldn't even last a second. Down votes inbound.

2020-06-03 17:04
-12
Dead meme but why not
Do you like them unconscious as well? Because I do

2020-05-31 11:48
-6
Cat Plus glitter
What are your suns called?

2020-05-28 14:28
+2
dongs in an island
I bet he doesn't even have a loicense for this meme

2020-05-26 17:52
+6
Tinder
They can choop my kubah tutta!!!

2020-05-26 11:16
0
Tinder
Speaking apni zabaan is a must! Plus it's a bonus because the goreh here can't understand just like the rami people on this app lmao!

2020-05-26 10:25
0
Tinder
No, my cha chas live there and my brother had his shadi there last year lol!

2020-05-26 06:46
0
Tinder
Ah I landed not far from you last year. This apparent gora is well versed✌

2020-05-25 18:29
-1
Tinder
Good. It means you fasted. Salaam from Gujar-Khan!

2020-05-25 13:32
-3
Tinder
Are you a fat guy?

2020-05-25 11:54
-1
Just like in prison
yes is the right answer so...yes.

2020-05-21 22:39
+1
Just like in prison
I'd lose on purpose

2020-05-20 17:18
-21
Sweet Home
Hello...Captain

2020-05-17 16:13
+1
Am I the only one who think these are horrible?
He needs them that high to tuck his magnum dong up

2020-05-16 19:08
+10
Please release dark theme
I think the update needs to make all the gay jewish pedos like me feel more welcome. Any suggestions?

2020-05-09 21:41
+14
title
I don't care what the search engine is, as long as I can do my dirty business I'm satisfied

2020-05-09 21:13
+43
You can't unsee the Alabama influence.
More pussy for me bucko

2020-05-07 17:27
0
As soon, as i posted this meme i said the meme to my brot...
RS aka Roll Safe. A rapper/Comedian from London

2020-05-01 07:34
+3
That's a strong ass basket
I prefer good old child abuse

2020-04-27 17:19
+27
Boom nigga
Fuck you cock sucker

2020-04-26 17:10
+9
Insert accuracy
Guys can do this yet we struggle to piss in a straight line

2020-04-25 06:53
+76
Sweet Home
Both, invite the bloody dog along as well

2020-04-24 14:43
+4
Sweet Home
Yes and incest porn is my current favourite

2020-04-24 12:04
+2
Sweet Home
I'm not from Alabama but since quarantine my sister is looking tantalising

2020-04-24 08:07
+13
Title
My grandpa was very strong I could never escape his grip on my thigh

2020-04-18 21:13
+40
The hero we deserve
Back to the kitchen ladies

2020-04-18 21:11
+25
Don't like how Monopoly is going? Just flip the table!
Fuck you

2020-04-16 20:10
+18
Ingredients
Fuck you cunt

2020-04-12 17:12
+11
Ingredients

2020-04-12 17:11
+3
Probably #2, 6 and 9.
Whichever one is most likely to be dead by the end of the day!

2020-04-11 08:05
+14
This will be the reason for my heart attack
I just want some mcfucking nuggets. Damn you corona!

2020-04-03 20:49
0
This will be the reason for my heart attack
They should have kept the drive thru open

2020-04-03 04:50
+7

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