ChristianRiisJ

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ChristianRiisJ | 2013-06-12 20:30

My excuse!

93% 1982

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-06-07 18:00

Me Wantsta!!

90% 1392

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-06-07 18:00

Its something!

92% 1669

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-06-06 00:30

I kinda like it! ;)

89% 1515

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-05-25 13:00

I wonder what his wife looks like

91% 1932

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-05-24 12:00

I have allways wondered...

82% 1484

ChristianRiisJ | 2013-05-21 19:30

I love em'! :3

93% 1651

Commentaires nouvelles

god dangit
That moment when you accidentally close both eyes!

2014-06-06 09:35
+20
periods
Yeah, you get blowjobs that week, if you actually have a girlfriend...

2014-06-01 17:17
+23
Dictator
Aladeen maddafacka!

2014-06-01 17:15
+36
the ultimate facepalm moment
Depressed? Let me correct your grammar for you..

2014-06-01 17:14
+8
Get rekt
Would have changed the plot completely!

2014-05-22 15:06
+61
Fire
Would be a bit crazy, if i weren't allowed to smoke, if i was on fire!

2014-05-22 15:05
+2
Love of my life
If love is an open door, mine is barrickaded from inside.

2014-05-14 13:06
-1
a nice wife
People is out there finding the perfect woman, and i'm just sitting here masturbating!

2014-05-14 13:04
+200
this happens way too often....
I'm usually too drunk to remember to go to the bathroom...

2014-05-13 05:02
+10
Pickup lines
Bryan Cranston?

2014-05-11 12:01
-8
dafoe dafriend
"Sounds like a frog arguing with a seagull!" How I Met Your Mother fans will understand.

2014-05-09 18:07
+6
Make it rain
^ You disappoint me... Kyogre does not approve.

2014-05-09 18:04
+48
Memeee
Would have been worth it!

2014-05-09 18:03
+122
Loll saw this while driving

2014-05-09 18:01
-1
Pirate Time!
I doubt this would have any haters!

2014-05-05 16:35
+4
INTJ moments
That moment when you've already repeated what you've said twice, but they're still saying "what?".

2014-05-05 16:34
+14
umm
When even sheep are predicting it, it must be true!

2014-05-03 17:38
+28
xp
Really excited for "100 ways to die in the west"! Looking forward to see Neil Patrick Harris as yet another "girl magnet"!

2014-05-03 17:37
+20
dundundundundundun dun dun dundundun dun dundundun dun
Rick'rolled!

2014-05-03 17:35
+12
hehe
I never actually caught my parents "doing it"! Either boring or stealth parents!

2014-05-03 17:34
+19
socks
Parenting done right!

2014-05-03 17:32
-16
Takes more than that to get shoes out of me!
Future daughter might get a confused but pleased husband!

2014-05-02 09:38
+31
Pwnd
^I thought you'd forgotten.

2014-04-29 11:45
0
You Can Do Anything
He's got a point.

2014-04-29 11:39
+73
Pwnd
^^ Of course you'd know, you're a girl!

2014-04-29 11:38
+15
my time to shine
Wouldn't the blocks judt tilt and smash her face?

2014-04-27 04:36
+48
a nubbin
I don't think a third nipple would be that bad, i mean, you would at least have one nipple left not hurting after a "double nipple twist"!

2014-04-26 09:05
+30
favourite zombie game?
RocketPenis could be a badass name!

2014-04-21 12:36
+10
Yeaaaaahh.
^I like your profile picture!

2014-04-21 12:36
+34
curfielt y u do dis
Garfield!

2014-04-21 12:34
+21
cool tattoo
His girlfriend might reconsider her relationship!

2014-04-21 12:33
+14
show = catfish
Hey who says it's not a bromance!

2014-04-21 12:32
+44
what I think...
You think you're a hot girl, but you're actually a nasty dude!

2014-04-17 16:40
+28
Katana one :-)
I need this because of reasons!

2014-04-17 16:39
+5
lol
"You can call me The Doctor!"

2014-04-17 16:38
-4
you need a permanent rest
Who says death can't be comfortable?

2014-04-17 16:37
+1
hug.. the more you know
Discount Halloween costume!

2014-04-17 16:35
+28
is he okay?
"Pull yourself together!"

2014-04-17 16:34
+32
My keys are all grimy too!
That's a'stun'nishing!

2014-04-16 11:16
+8
Rocko's modern life was amazing
Oh i miss those cartoons!

2014-04-16 11:15
+15
My life in a nutshell
Sort of how our school-system works!

2014-04-16 11:15
+8
He didn't choose the thug life...

2014-04-16 11:14
+8
The pain of Facebook chat
Poor guy just wanted to be appreciated!

2014-04-16 11:10
+18
Original!
And that's the story of Marilyn Manson!

2014-04-16 11:09
+37
that's a mistake
He's the future Mojojojo, and they're the Powerpuff Gurls!

2014-04-07 16:40
-13
any UNKLE fans here
^You are hilarious

2014-04-05 14:09
+12
lol
"Let's put some music on!" *2 seconds later* "Wow, i'm already done!"

2014-04-05 07:38
-1
Morning wood
^You wish

2014-04-05 07:36
+80
Troll Lesson Learnt... :P
Oh man, i've been spending way too much money on gas!

2014-04-05 07:35
-110
True...
Now who... Would use a Masterball...! Just because it's shiny!

2014-04-05 07:34
+66
Motivator
Every time i see memes like this, i feel like getting a dog!

2014-04-05 07:33
+13
I think I should just LET IT GO and not try to kill him.
I haven't seen it yet.

2014-04-02 12:42
+2
Downvote 3rd comment, fat cunt
Such negative comments!

2014-04-01 09:23
-17
fuck you society
I don't think i've heard of a case, where society called the person "beautiful" afterwards. But society only accepts them, for who they are, once they're dead.

2014-03-31 10:08
+36
Congratulations!
Patrick is just fucking with us!

2014-03-31 10:06
+36
tired of your shit tom
Breaking laws of physics as always!

2014-03-31 10:06
+14
lol
^It is too late!!

2014-03-23 14:45
+7
forever alone robin

2014-03-22 07:39
+7
HulkPool take Kindergarten!
^^*

2014-03-22 07:38
-3
HulkPool take Kindergarten!
^What if i told you, that's not why it's gonna get a good rating?

2014-03-22 07:38
-3
toe sucker @ large
^He just wanted to look up a few pictures of toes, and then this just popped up!

2014-03-21 17:35
+17
lion wouldn't smack u, but a tigerwood
Am i the only one with a calm mother here?

2014-03-21 17:34
+20
I have a red heeler
"Gather around everyone, i wish to sleep on top of thee!"

2014-03-21 17:32
+14
It's MY lamp!
That's one depressed genie!

2014-03-21 17:31
-2
Somebody please try this and post the result in the comme...
^Classy girl!

2014-03-21 08:08
+17
you look pretty
I might just be a spoiled bitch, but the only planner that works for me is the one on my cellphone!

2014-03-21 08:07
+19
Say what again...
^Denmark to be exact!

2014-03-21 08:06
+13
Say what again...
^I'm from Europe!

2014-03-21 08:06
+22
All of the above
^Lots of screenshots!

2014-03-21 08:04
+23
Maybe it's worth the thrill
^No, it's not.

2014-03-16 10:18
+16
tumblr.
I eat unhealthy but do exerscises... I'm fat with muscles...

2014-03-16 10:17
+10
life
^What's your problem?

2014-03-14 14:41
+15
I love Ocelots with revolvers
If i could have one as a pet, I would go get one immidiatly!

2014-03-14 14:39
+6
haha
If you want to get your ass kicked, that's the way to go!

2014-03-14 14:38
+16
they sure arent a neck ahead of the rest!! *ungodly chortle*
^Search "Catbread" on Google and go

2014-03-09 17:10
+9
Minecraft
Minecraft is more traumatizing than it seems!

2014-03-09 17:09
+23
STAHP
^Steam sale??? where??

2014-03-09 17:09
+21
nice
Even vegetables are smoother than me...

2014-03-09 17:08
+12
Mario
^Would have pissed a lot of gamers off.

2014-03-09 17:07
+16
1430 meters in the air!!
I'd be freaking out, like i had a seizure!

2014-03-09 17:06
+24
math ruins u
"definatlay"

2014-03-09 17:06
-2
Damn you steam!
Steam is sometimes TOO generous... Their generousity makes me poor!

2014-03-09 17:04
+25
Of Moons, Birds, and Monsters
I'll give it nein out of ten!

2014-03-09 17:02
+7
Steam
Steam be like: "Shut up and take my games!"

2014-03-09 17:01
+62
not just for girls
"Only those who smoke"

2014-03-09 11:40
+27
class room awkwardness
I might have had at least 10 of those.

2014-03-09 11:40
+14
darth punk
^We've got ourselves a Trekkie here!

2014-03-08 15:40
+23
title is confused
^^I like the way you think

2014-03-08 15:39
-11
epic selfie
Breaking Bad is my favorite series of all time!!

2014-03-06 17:10
+27
he's awsome..
NO! His name is Sherlock!

2014-03-06 17:10
+18
Nailed it.
As a fat guy, i hate seeing this meme again and again.

2014-03-06 17:09
+20
Cat has been expecting you >:3
Them legs though!

2014-03-03 16:07
+5
dem ingredients
"Add a little bit of cancer..." Mom, is this the right recipe?

2014-03-03 14:35
+44
cheekin' good
^^You talk to your food?

2014-02-28 02:37
+2
The crap I see at walmart
^^Bad one...

2014-02-27 10:08
+11
breakfast
Walter Junior was honestly my favorite character!

2014-02-27 10:07
+16
Y r u in my room
Especially when your'e alone!

2014-02-26 16:34
+24
engineers
He's going places!

2014-02-26 16:34
+7
Mow mow mow your lawn gently around the yard
My dad once tried this, after i showed him a similar meme, but it snapped the rope, and ran straight for my moms flowers!

2014-02-23 04:14
+46
Basically how I managed to pass English
They should make a third movie with Kuzco!

2014-02-23 04:12
+18

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