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  Drunk bird question lore

  Where's the bird nerd?

  2026-04-07 22:00

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  But are you spoonlift certified?

  

  2026-03-02 00:21

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  He quit BMW without warning

  No...signal..whatsoever

  2026-02-25 17:04

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  Sea level genius

  That PRROOOOFS it

  2026-02-25 16:59

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  minecraft lore

  Fuck commies

  2026-02-25 16:57

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  Epstein era reminder about Florida's former AG

  Well. If you think we like pam bondi..ive got some totally legal citizens to sell you

  2026-02-18 19:31

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  A mountainside city that hardly seems real

  See that point where the rivers meet? Thats point park. Its where Rewis and Crark set off on their expedition

  2026-02-18 19:22

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  FCC said nope

  I actually loved the cobert report as a young buck. Too bad he was only funny as a skin suit

  2026-02-18 16:08

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  FCC said nope

  Actually. He didnt want to let another DEMOCRAT speak. Its only a primary election. And his opponent is jasmine crockett lmao

  2026-02-18 15:56

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  proud grandpa

  You think your folks embarrassed you as a kid?

  2026-02-18 15:54

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  Farewell to a legend Robert Duvall 1931 2026

  My favorite movie hands down. We lost a good one. Gotta watch it again now. Secondhand lions for you unwashed heathens

  2026-02-18 15:52

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  Fire

  I hope you told yourself how your actions are a direct indictment on yourself

  2026-02-17 20:16

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  There are no coincidences...

  Patterns be raysiss

  2026-02-17 20:14

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  Keep polishin MAGAcucks

  I rEjECt YoUR RealiTY and SUBstiTuTE mY OwN

  2026-02-17 19:54

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  ghhh

  Half back? Ive been gone for six months and I'm an old man

  2026-02-17 19:50

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  Obstacle course level of difficulty

  

  2026-02-17 19:49

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  Visa privileges revoked

  Little Marco grew 5 sizes that day

  2026-02-17 19:38

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  perfect casting

  I think blackbeard was better personally. Almost named a dog Barbosa once though before that pne came out lol

  2026-01-23 22:07

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  Gottem

  Ha! Gottem

  2025-10-15 22:17

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  married with kids? cringe

  Im the inverse. Divorced..see my kid alot but play alot of viddya games

  2025-10-15 20:52

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  Antifa

  Plus it sounds like queef

  2025-10-15 20:50

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  just eat less bro

  Im fasting. It's easy when you're poor lol

  2025-10-15 20:46

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  squishy legend

  All it takes is one screaming eagle or turkey vulture to set evolution back 10k years

  2025-10-15 20:23

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  Charlie Kirk has been assassinated

  Saying incite violence about a guy who was assassinated is akin to saying she was asking for it by wearing that slutty skirt. You are on the wrong side of history homeboy

  2025-09-10 21:27

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  Who is subsidizing the New York Times to publish this dri...

  Its better to be white. Disagree?

  2025-09-10 21:23

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  You are being conquered.

  Take an upvote. The juden arent the boogieman. There are shitbag jews & shit bag Arabs. Shitbag white and shitbag blacks. We give a lot of support to Isreal. I disagree with it more and more lately. But lord have mercy people go crazy down the rabbi hole

  2025-08-29 22:13

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  anker rarrel lore drop

  N o way this is gonna get traction

  2025-08-29 22:10

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  ICE tried to fast travel him

  The best way to watch msm. On mute

  2025-08-26 17:56

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  trump speedruns martial law

  Imagine defending youths. Shootings. Raping. Car jacking. Beatings. Muggings. But taLkINg PoINtzzzzz!

  2025-08-12 22:09

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  So the ex wife texts me an update on our daughter today

  Irreconcilable differences. What can i say?

  2025-08-12 22:08

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  Too much I, not enough A

  B Vajeen

  2025-08-06 14:40

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  Too much I, not enough A

  Oh but when i do it its a felony

  2025-08-06 14:38

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  Key

  Why does he have three distinct colors of hair

  2025-08-02 22:57

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  Zambia's space program

  Fucking afronauts

  2025-08-02 22:47

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  Colbert Sucked

  Highest rated with folks in their 60s and 70s. Key demo was atrocious. His numbers are literally dying

  2025-08-02 22:44

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  Title

  Definitely not a case of stuffing half a roll of bulk bought 1/2 ply tp in the urinal and lighting jt

  2025-08-02 19:53

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  Deadheads will understand

  Yeah. Turn it off the second it comes on

  2025-08-02 19:50

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  Bro gave up a kidney like it was nothing... just human th...

  Id be ok being immortalized that way. Smart dad for thinking of that. Great dude going under the knife for a stranger. Grateful family wanted to recognize a hero. Needed this today

  2025-08-01 12:20

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  Do they really need speed bumps?

  Nope. Not as an answer to the query. Just as a visceral reaction to driving on that satan spawn of a bridge with retards i dont know

  2025-07-30 20:06

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  IMO, Gandhi was shit, so... Shitpost

  Wet animals here soon..

  2025-07-29 23:15

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  Haha

  2019 workers wages / inflation was at ALL TIME HIGH. Uncle Donny has a proven record of making the shit work. Not necessarily faith. Imo

  2025-07-29 22:20

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  Blue beam finally on the Horizon? Woohoo!

  Aj and hecklefish make a strong argument. Just saying

  2025-07-29 19:44

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  Haha

  Exactly. My only thought is the conclusion. Its not like 'well he didnt wave his trump wand and fix 6 years of deliberate destruction in 6 months while being hamstrung every step of the way..guess it'll never be good again'

  2025-07-29 19:42

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  Haha

  My raises arent out pacing inflation. For going on since fucking covid. But stopping the bleeding is the first step in critical care on a dying patient too

  2025-07-29 19:37

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  Ah-Haa!

  Stupid problems require stupid solutions

  2025-07-29 19:35

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  Embodiment of America

  I think i had this folder in middle school. Fuck if I remember the brand name

  2025-07-28 00:42

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  i see no problems here

  Phalanx mother fuckers

  2025-07-28 00:37

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  nuclear snack

  Lil slow there pardner

  2025-07-21 21:48

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  nuclear snack

  The ol'...ah sweet! Man-made horrors beyond my comprehension

  2025-07-21 21:45

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  prisoner swap lol

  I remember the time hitler released juden in some sort of reasonable change of plans and got something in return. Oh wait...this ducking analogy doesn't work

  2025-07-21 18:01

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  goose got beef

  I do not like the cobra chicken

  2025-07-18 06:22

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  Saw Dang ol E. Honda and i was all like boom, man

  Yoga flame? Maybe? He likes yoga lol

  2025-07-16 21:25

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  Notice how everything's about Poland now?

  This is my throwaway dad joke of choice

  2025-07-16 20:28

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  Playing UNO at a Vegas table while your rent rides on a d...

  My generation has never left childhood. This makes me unreasonably angry that its a thing lol

  2025-07-16 17:22

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  2 million swipes later

  Very true. It's not an accomplishment for women to bang a bunch of dudes. They just said yes a bunch of times

  2025-07-14 22:08

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  There excuse is people can buy alcohol why not candy with...

  Ron makes me sad now

  2025-07-14 19:27

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  2 million swipes later

  Modern women have unrealistic standards

  2025-07-14 19:18

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  Title

  We need a Michael Jackson popcorn soyjack

  2025-07-14 01:17

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  White House says Comey and Brennan about to get exposed fr

  They're not going to release the files... INVESTIGATE ZE COMEY!

  2025-07-09 20:59

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  fk em

  Hell yeah! You aren't invited to the Luau at Casa Greystone Sharon

  2025-07-09 20:56

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  Kid asked about Donner and now Santa’s having flashbacks

  It's the one party you're glad you weren't invited to

  2025-07-09 20:54

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  Kid asked about Donner and now Santa’s having flashbacks

  

  2025-07-09 20:52

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  not sure why i expected anything else, they ARE politicians

  I am thinking glass half full. Every time trump has a loss...in very short order it turns out he knows what the fuck he's doing. Watch some huge FBI bust like 200 people in 3 hours next week

  2025-07-09 20:48

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  Bro chose words over violence and still won

  Babou for sure

  2025-07-09 20:44

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  you're winning at life bro

  It is. I can't even remember the 30 years before my kiddo

  2025-07-09 20:40

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  Europe: wine or beer? Olive oil or butter? Yes.

  Europe Europe?

  2025-07-09 20:39

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  Only a politician could’ve deleted it. But why?

  I dunno if you're special needs..ai..or eleven. But figure out your meme generator out pleze

  2025-07-08 21:58

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  once free

  Thank God your opinion is not worth much cause your European. Or worse.. Canadianese. Three parties means a supermajority. Parliamentary systems means the least hated guy wins with 28% support

  2025-07-06 13:11

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  What is life

  Baby don't hurt me

  2025-07-06 13:06

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  If the furerrr lived to see this day

  Something something Hitler. Derp derp unconnected photo. -some random guy put into quotes

  2025-07-06 13:05

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  Happy 4th

  Love it

  2025-07-05 21:31

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  Happy 4th!

  I don't like those either. What he did was raise the limit..which is going to happen either way..without giving Democrats any say or ANYTHING

  2025-07-05 18:43

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  Israel’s special forces

  There's required service in Israel. If a special needs patriotic young man or woman wants to serve..I don't see the problem with letting them do what they can. Israel is not the great satan Boogeyman. I think we need our own mandatory service here.

  2025-07-05 15:02

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  The tubes have built-in cupholders for beer and margaritas

  Shut up and take my money

  2025-07-05 14:57

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  When your cdl gets revoked

  Or hit a pothole. Or accidentally hit 30

  2025-07-05 12:16

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  once free

  I mean..Donald Trump broke the Republicans so fucking bad. Maga is the third party. Just look at the cabinet he has. He has a God blessed Kennedy in his inner circle lol

  2025-07-05 09:12

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  Twins separated at birth?

  Fuck what movie am I thinking of that has ben Kingsley in it

  2025-07-03 23:10

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  Boys making friends in 2 seconds

  Even if you don't like sports..I bet you'd like Pat McAfee. Fuck all you down voters lol

  2025-07-03 22:33

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  Dog got surgery, now he's thicc with a crack

  #dankmemes

  2025-07-03 05:52

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  Bronx Zoo called us the most dangerous animal

  I mean if hippos developed the capacity to handle an m4a1..

  2025-07-01 16:44

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  Laughing gas

  True love does exist

  2025-06-29 21:34

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  Granny gotta populate the Farm

  That is by far the most heinous thing I'm gonna drop into a conversation with full context tomorrow morning

  2025-06-29 21:25

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  Lol

  

  2025-06-29 21:23

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  Merica boss

  I bet we see it. Would you believe it when you see it though

  2025-06-29 21:18

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  Dogs take after their owners, so I'll just go ahead and n...

  The running joke on this side of the tracks is all the retards are jeffys. So this is pretty funny

  2025-06-29 21:13

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  She said mother-daughter combo but forgot to clarify roles

  Do what makes the best story young man 'Easy baby...let the Parkinson's do the work'

  2025-06-24 20:55

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  Trump says Israel-Iran ceasefire is a go

  Who would have thought...a medieval fanatical death cult would want to posture like all the L's they're taking is a win? Trump is trying has God damndest to get peace. Going against his base because he's trying to save lives. And yinz think it's a dunk??

  2025-06-24 20:53

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  I’m an adult. I can eat cereal at 2 AM if I want

  Easy to share. Go fuck yourself lol

  2025-06-24 20:51

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  Street trees saving cities one degree at a time

  Don't try to explain my aggravated patriotism with logic and sound thought

  2025-06-24 20:49

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  Street trees saving cities one degree at a time

  Fahrenheit got a man on the moon. Sorry you speak kilometers per hour instead of Whoppers per NFL season

  2025-06-24 20:48

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  Same heat that had Stanley digging like a madman

  I just re-watched the Internet historian of the he will not divide us 4chan autism fest

  2025-06-24 20:10

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  Street trees saving cities one degree at a time

  What the fuck is a Celsius

  2025-06-24 20:08

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  Didn't comment the toxic take but still wanted blood

  Where do you think you are?

  2025-06-24 20:03

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  Big T

  That's the first time I've ever seen that term. Joe Rogan and Elon are 'far right' the second they step outta line. Fuck outta here lol

  2025-06-24 19:52

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  donny, you promised us the list

  In all honesty I misread the text. It's even dumber now lol. I'm not a trump homer..but I think he's the greatest man of our time. Just objectively. Do you really think that if they had something like that on him..they'd try to charge him white collar shit

  2025-06-24 19:50

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  Big T

  The communists said that the Berlin wall was necessary to keep the fascist capitalists out of their starving utopia. The left hasn't changed at all. Never will lol

  2025-06-23 21:37

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  Call the vet, because that dog is sic

  Bestest korgo

  2025-06-23 21:34

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  donny, you promised us the list

  Well..just to play devil's advocate...he's kinda working on world peace atm

  2025-06-23 21:31

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  you voted for this

  Just deescalating. Peace through strength. Everyone gets so fuckin hot and bothered and needs to sell panic. This is going to be amazing here in a few weeks. It always ALWAYS happens. Teflon Don..comes up smelling better than the neocons

  2025-06-23 18:38

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  you voted for this

  Shits calming down. No boots on the ground. Israel felt like it won. The fucking Ayatollah saved some face by 'attacking' back. And we definitely flexed and took out nuclear sites in a huge show of force. No fucking regime change

  2025-06-23 18:37

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