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  & Vegeta more than their wife

  I wouldn’t say men

  2023-10-20 03:31

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  This one was really dirty

  Is that Spider-Man

  2022-09-30 07:37

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  first upload

  The winner gets to keep the haircut

  2021-04-26 06:04

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  Gotta show her who's boss

  If you have to establish dominance over a chicken, you’ve made a lot of poor life choices

  2020-10-15 14:04

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  RIP

  Guess we know why she said yes

  2020-06-01 14:10

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  Goods

  I’m losing it because I see three dogs in the crowd. Right off her elbow and down looks like a black dog judging me. Bottom right looks like a tan dog eating the stage. On the left it looks like a 10ft tall black and white version of lady from lady and the tramp

  2019-10-13 00:45

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  Still sad tbh.

  That 20 year old kid is holding it together better than this 40 year old man will

  2019-08-03 17:26

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  Support your local console today! ...

  Well clearly the bottom one is superior.

  2018-03-06 16:43

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  My first upload..i hope you gays like it

  The real treasure

  2017-12-21 14:52

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  Damn hommie...

  At first glance it looked like a footlong from Subway

  2017-11-20 18:20

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  Oh no... plz no

  Three jars? That guy has a big 'ol ding dong

  2017-05-16 04:49

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  It's a tradition that's been handed down for generations

  I doubt she has to worry considering who her father is.

  2017-05-05 03:15

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  Huehuehue

  Is that an ewok in the back right corner?

  2017-02-22 05:47

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  peter

  Carlos Spiceyweiner

  2016-04-30 03:05

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  Truth

  I agree that these aren't the funny ones. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone is much better.

  2016-02-24 02:27

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  I'm guessing pretty small

  It's obviously 1/5 the size of a normal one. Jeez guy, learn to think

  2015-12-08 05:26

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  I approve of this.

  2015-11-26 13:34

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  Apparantely I joined Memedroid a day after my parent's me...

  I just looked and I'm at 1,100. That means I can guarantee that I've pooped 1,100 days in a row

  2015-07-22 01:13

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  They be combing it

  Man, we ain't found shit

  2015-03-20 17:04

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  I was on yahoo answers when I came across this answer LOL

  It's the game the whole family can play

  2015-01-14 09:59

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  Gay power active

  One of the many benefits of having NPH over for dinner

  2014-06-24 09:04

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  lol

  It's late... what I got out of this pic is that he released yoda to fly around and kick the shit out of everyone.

  2014-06-03 09:56

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  Baseball for president

  No one has mentioned the cowardly lion?

  2014-05-10 08:46

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  nope fish

  It looks like nightmares

  2014-04-27 08:26

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  justpiratethings

  Get a job and buy your own games/music/movies. Or learn to do without, you spoiled little brats.

  2014-04-20 13:27

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  It happens

  A hinged dog? The future is now!

  2014-03-15 23:14

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  I love spanish

  As someone who likes to get fucked with ceiling fans, I will use this information wisely.

  2014-02-19 05:09

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  ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER!!!

  My weiner slid out of control like this once, we had to make a new country for all of my children..CHINA

  2013-12-27 19:18

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  Put a little quack in your crack!

  Which I highly recommend

  2013-12-24 18:41

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  Well... at least I still have my personality...

  I would be ok with him being my spirit animal. I would ride him into batle.

  2013-12-23 00:12

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  lol

  With that look in his eyes it's more like he's gonna give your family a whole mess of STDs

  2013-12-22 23:55

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  snipe like a BOSS

  I'm sorry, I can't get over the jaba the hutt offspring in the middle of the pic

  2013-12-21 00:53

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  Is this true, guys?

  Very true Skyline. Here's another tip: do not use nair. Trust me, that is not a place that you want a chemical burn

  2013-12-20 03:15

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  Is this true, guys?

  I had a girl who wanted to shave them for me. Looking back on that, probably a bad idea

  2013-12-20 00:07

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  favorite doctor?

  512 because I poop at least once a day

  2013-12-10 19:32

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  So I figured out that Thing everyone was wondering about....

  Do NOT tell your wife or girlfriend this information. They always think it is funny. It is the opposite of funny.

  2013-11-29 22:46

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  the cure for trouble sleepers

  And it doubles as your entrance in to the creeper hall of fame.

  2013-11-28 21:43

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  Cuz a restraining order is just a piece of paper

  Looks like she might have to use it against her dad if he gets much closer

  2013-11-20 22:41

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  This has happened to me multiple times.

  I'm off to inflate my ego by kicking over wheelchairs and punching babies. Hey, we could swap stories and be besties!

  2013-11-05 08:04

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  This has happened to me multiple times.

  So to conclude, keep thinking you did something note worthy by using projectile weapons against an unarmed and unaware team, and maybe look up the rules of an actual sport. I can only guess how many animals will be harmed from your nerdrage after this.

  2013-11-05 08:03

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  This has happened to me multiple times.

  Sheesh, you huntards and your thin skin. Hunting for food is fine, but I've never met a person who hunts that does not have thousands of pics and trophy heads on the walls. And, surprisingly, not one of them kept it even by killing with their bare hands.

  2013-11-05 07:54

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  This has happened to me multiple times.

  Oh, so being hunted is scary? Another dickless moron who has to shoot animals to compensate.

  2013-11-05 05:42

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  Not a fucking repost

  Here's a tip...if you are posting something that you didn't make, it has become a repost.

  2013-10-17 23:27

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  Good guy jew?

  Spends his life being an inconvenience and hazard to society by failing to adapt to the times and driving their tractor or carriage on the highway. Yeah, he sure keeps his beliefs to himself.

  2013-09-03 13:34

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  helpful duck is helpful

  Ok, I swear that this works. If you're at the lake with an ice chest of bagged ice from a shop, put the hot can on top of the ice with a gentle push. Then start rolling the can. Ice cold beer or soda in less than five minutes.

  2013-07-14 09:11

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  upvote 3rd comment

  He is not an idiot. He's only doing that for attention for himself. Don't believe me? How many comments are about him...

  2013-05-13 07:11

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  this

  We would be better off if people actually did some research for themselves instead of relying on Facebook for their "information".

  2013-05-09 21:29

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  this why we cant have nice things

  So if I tear a picture of the Mona Lisa out of a magazine and copy and paste it here, I can claim it as an original? I am going to be so fucking rich by this time tomorrow...BAM

  2013-04-30 12:00

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  I thought it was so funny

  I think that is just the look of acceptance. He probably felt defeat when you first dressed him in that queenie hat.

  2013-04-21 17:49

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  plays it well...

  I picture Dave moving around the studio like Will Ferrell on the cowbell

  2013-03-26 08:04

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  kansas

  I am kind of impressed that this many people from KS are on here. Kinda cool, I'm from Hutch also.

  2013-03-24 17:02

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  Kids these days. :b

  I can now die in peace for I have seen half-boy half-chicken.

  2013-03-17 04:27

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  Unf. Hopefully it's not just me.

  No one listed spent fireworks?

  2013-03-15 18:28

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  no one hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson

  I don't like twilight anymore than the next guy but if you pay me what he got, I'll sparkle like a motherfucker

  2013-03-15 05:53

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  10:th comment hates nutella.

  If you are going to make fake auto corrects, get the names in the right places.

  2013-01-26 15:06

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  w'

  Guess I'm up to 13 packs a day

  2012-11-20 13:08

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  bad day

  Honey Bucket??

  2012-11-18 21:32

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  Why me?

  Yep, I'm an idiot.

  2012-10-11 14:16

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  D:

  The third sentence was redundant.

  2012-10-08 11:12

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  Oppa Coffee Style

  It wasn't funny the first time.

  2012-10-07 09:16

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  i miss those days when 69 was an ordinary number...

  You miss the days when 69 was an ordinary number? What are you, 350 years old?

  2012-10-07 09:13

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  Works like a charm. And if is a repost I really dont give...

  Upvote because the title made me laugh.

  2012-09-24 05:01

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  Please spread the word.

  @that guy. You got it figured out. To the OP, shut the fuck up and stop being a dumb fuck douche. If apple can enjoy this and offer ONE good meme, it's more than you have given us.

  2012-09-23 01:30

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  Please spread the word.

  There's probably three other people here, besides me, that actually bought their own phone. The rest must be back to school presents because they obviously were not here before the whole iPhone app. We had plenty of you swaggots before this was even an iss

  2012-09-22 14:45

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  Please spread the word.

  Finally. The guy above me gets it.

  2012-09-22 14:30

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  Please spread the word.

  I don't have an iPhone. I have an Android. A little reading comprehension goes a long way.

  2012-09-22 13:42

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  Please spread the word.

  For Christ's sake, it's a fucking app. If I cared what other people thought of me, I'd be embarrassed to own an Android. Now, please go fuck yourself.

  2012-09-22 13:11

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  oh iphones

  I can't stand when people repost stuff and just add a dumbass caption to it

  2012-09-01 21:00

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  poopoopeepeecacapoopshire

  it's cacapoopoopeepeeshire

  2012-08-26 16:27

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  Doo Doo

  

  2012-07-15 20:01

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  THATS RACIST

  everyone knows black prostitutes are cheaper!

  2012-07-15 19:45

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