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  he's good tbh

  Thought this was gonna be cringe, got saved by the last panel

  2025-02-20 02:29

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  Wait a minute… that… that can’t be!

  2025-02-19 11:16

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  AYO

  You’re*

  2025-02-19 11:10

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  nice

  That’s part of the fun

  2025-02-08 20:40

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  Girls dig scars

  Permanent scar? You mean an oxymoron

  2025-02-08 20:38

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  My God.

  You’re gonna need to put them waayyyy up there. I can’t because I’ve done this so much it just slips right out

  2025-02-08 20:37

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  Geez, your yogurt is not yummy at all!

  I only drink bull milk. It takes a while and the bull titty is always lower than you think. And remember, there’s only one and you have to keep pulling on it

  2025-02-06 03:08

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  Real reason she goes through so many boyfriends

  The I guess I should only date girls who listen to Taylor swift. I don’t want my meat spit on. I want it respected with a curtsy from women and a bow from men

  2025-02-06 02:28

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  Everyone is pissed about those eyebrows

  We have “special officers” searching schools and raiding homes for “illegal migrants”. Replace special officers with gespato(not sure on the spelling) and replace illegal migrants with Jews and you have WW2 in a hand basket. And before you tell me “it’s not like that, we’re doing the right thing! Those people took our jobs!” Look at what the nazi party said in their campaigns. Tell me there isn’t a correlation

  2025-02-06 02:13

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  I choose the cat attack

  I thought it was a war crime to use those ever? Can someone please confirm or disprove this?

  2025-02-05 09:48

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  Everyone is pissed about those eyebrows

  Although the funny thing is that it’s going to be America as the nazi party

  2025-02-05 09:46

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  outdated but finally a good politician

  I am sold

  2025-02-05 09:43

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  my favorite is eminem

  Nah man he went to medical school

  2025-02-05 02:58

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  Why is this so true?! :grin:

  Cause if he makes you look fat you could chop off his head

  2025-02-05 02:56

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  I won't be getting any then

  

  2025-02-05 02:55

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  This might be a repost idk sorry

  

  2025-02-05 02:36

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  haha old but funny

  But real men say the Master John Goodfellow. At least in 1653. But it needs a comeback

  2025-02-05 02:28

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  haha old but funny

  What about six? Asking for me.

  2025-02-05 02:26

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  Is this right wing or left wing?!?!

  But, chickens did evolve from dinosaurs? We can see it in their mouths I believe. Im not the best person to ask this but I know that we recently found out that dinosaurs had feathers. Do your own research on this but please go to reliable sources not Reddit or Quora or any of the other question sites

  2025-02-04 23:52

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  Yeah I do math

  So how long have you been single for?

  2025-02-04 23:48

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  Stay wierd Japan

  The disgust on the refs face is hilarious

  2025-02-04 23:46

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  When she looks at the camera

  What part of a sick ass parade over krampus, a Santa variant from Norway?

  2025-02-04 23:00

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  We were all thinking it

  When was the last time you felt bad for a mosquito?

  2025-02-04 22:54

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  MERRY CHRISTMAS

  Where can I buy this? Price is no concern to me for matters this important

  2025-02-04 22:49

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  Quick doody break

  Fun fact: when hedgehogs run at fast speeds they crap themselves to run faster. If you apply this logic to sonic then theoretically, there is a trail of shit following him

  2025-02-03 22:40

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  The right sentiment

  Because saluting someone who threw up a nazi salute is the most American thing you can do

  2025-02-03 20:11

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  A backstory

  One time I gave myself the holy hand grenade of Antioch and made it end the world. The dm looked at me with such confusion thst he let me use it. It was especially funny when he made the BBEG indestructible and I dropped the bomb down its throat.

  2025-02-03 20:10

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  go to sleep

  M-bop my Hansen

  2025-02-02 16:37

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  BRINGING ROMANS FORWARD IN TIME

  Both of them are true. Although they would be wondering how the Greek empire collapsed and what the hell christianity is

  2025-02-02 16:36

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  tell me what one is better

  “Ogre green cream filling” anyone wanna guess what “ogre cream” is?

  2025-02-02 16:14

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  There are two types of people

  Them bugs from lion king

  2025-02-01 01:24

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  New rule for tipping

  Or you could not blame the employees for what the store did. When you tip you aren’t paying the store, you’re paying the employees.

  2025-01-30 02:59

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  New rule for tipping

  Where is Antonio?

  2025-01-30 02:58

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  New rule for tipping

  And that my friends, is how you find your burger tasting a bit more like semen

  2025-01-30 02:58

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  Where is my dinosteak

  Time to invent time travel and eat everything. Maybe get Charles Darwin in on the action, he ate everything animal he discovered

  2025-01-30 01:01

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  Work for your meat tiger

  Imagine being stuck up there when the tiger comes out

  2025-01-30 00:57

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  Wtf

  Yep. As far as I know parents being in the same porno as their kids is completely legal. As weird as it is it’s legal

  2025-01-29 02:22

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  Yea cool grafix

  Or you can play on hella low graphics and not see any cover you can’t shoot through

  2025-01-29 02:19

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  Yea cool grafix

  And tell your mom to save me a plate. I’ll be over later

  2025-01-29 02:19

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  really

  “Food is fake!” Then make some grub yourself by purchasing groceries. And then complain about those prices but at least you won’t be eating fast food and will be a good bit healthier.

  2025-01-28 23:34

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  When is it to much?

  Probably around the time we’re told that the Gulf of Mexico is the Gulf of America

  2025-01-28 19:54

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  Sure thing bud

  Then what was it?

  2025-01-26 22:52

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  Swifties are nazisby the lefts logic

  Yes yes very nice, now let’s see the whole video please?

  2025-01-26 18:14

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  Oscars 2025 meme

  I see people complaining about Hollywood but nobody wondering why the hell does that guy have a huge ass. The dude in the first panel, you can see his ass and it looks like a kardashians

  2025-01-26 17:28

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  GI Robot meme

  Then let’s go to the White House!

  2025-01-26 01:54

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  Simpin4cucks

  You must not be very smart, are you?

  2025-01-24 23:36

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  Electoral fraud goes brrrr

  Then how did they loose? You can’t make a claim when that claim is already false. I know that most democratic people would’ve rigged the election. But then how did they loose? It’s almost like when you make a baseless claim, that claim isn’t true. And further more, how do you know that trump didn’t rig it. The majority of Mexican immigrants probably voted against him and most feminists, communists, liberals, and every other group that even lightly looked into party politics.

  2025-01-24 23:35

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  haha

  So then we can have Biden run for a third term! Or are you mad when other people can use the system of laws you put in place to give yourself power?

  2025-01-24 23:26

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  true fan

  Average fan:

  2025-01-24 23:25

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  lmao

  But when did he claim that those people were right? It’s like saying that free speech can be used to promote equality and you saying that the KKK had free speech and so did Hitler.

  2025-01-24 23:22

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  ds

  What do you mean 7 year old me? It’s 25 year old me

  2025-01-24 17:13

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  Haku

  As long as they look like a girl it’s okay

  2025-01-24 17:10

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  We need more positivity

  Chill

  2025-01-24 17:07

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  Ruler

  Mines marked at 12 I was finding a place to put my speaker and had to measure the spot. Good thing it fit

  2025-01-23 15:32

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  Congressional Clown Posse

  I’m going to tell them this was the RNC

  2025-01-23 15:25

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  But you see the homies down on earth with you and start a meme page with them

  2025-01-22 03:24

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  Badass spongebob

  Why can’t you spell?

  2025-01-22 03:18

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  Goku and Makima meet their adversary meme

  What can Mamika do again? I started to watch it but forgot to watch the last episode and don’t have Hulu or crunchy role anymore

  2025-01-22 03:16

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  Wow

  Technically a plane for him is a submarine for us. And if we yeeted a submarine built for the Mariana Trench into space it’ll last longer than a spaceship in the Mariana Trench

  2025-01-22 03:04

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  Law of the Land

  So then trump won’t be allowed to remove birth citizenship

  2025-01-21 05:04

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  Killdoser did nothing wrong...

  So then if I did that instead of complaining or filing a court order you’d decide to make what is essentially a tank with mounted guns and shoot at unarmed civilians in a suburban neighborhood that had nothing to do with it . Why are so many people such die hard edgelords who goon over this deranged man

  2025-01-21 04:49

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  Not invincible

  Fucking edge lords. I mean come on it isn’t funny and this is a meme site. Shit like this should be here. I come her after a long day to laugh, not to be showed images of killdozer and Ted Kaczynski and told that they are heroes. They were criminals and killers who where awful people and never should’ve been alive.

  2025-01-21 04:42

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  Put the lit in literature, not clit

  But what about Van Helsings Adam(the real name of Frankensteins monster). He spoke

  2025-01-21 04:21

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  It's good to be king

  Stole my comment but have my upvote anyway

  2025-01-21 04:18

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  Little physics joke for you all

  Actually the correct word for that is frequency. Velocity is a constant with light(the speed of light) but frequency is more correlated to wavelength(one goes up, the other goes down and it’s the same for both). So the velocity can’t change but the frequency and wavelength can. PS the amplitude changes the brightness of the light and energy but nothing else

  2025-01-21 04:17

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  He’s also one of the best janitors my company has even hired. Every woman working there said that he “really opened up her space”

  2025-01-21 03:58

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  Coming soon

  I’m sorry have you even looked at any of their campaigns? Or even what side of the political spectrum they’re on? This isn’t ignorance, this is stupidity

  2025-01-21 03:52

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  General Grievous portrayed by the Clone Wars

  He only killed one “on camera” in reality he’s killed hundreds and taken their lightsabers. However instead of carrying his whole collection he only takes the four he needs. In the OG clone wars he killed seven Jedi and probably many more before then

  2025-01-21 03:44

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  Math puzzle - blonde vs Smudge

  If you do it PEMDAS to PEDMAS you’d get one. First off 1+2=3. This is doing the parentheses first. Then 2•3=6. This is still doing the parentheses as the 3 is still technically inside of the parentheses. And finally 6\6=1.

  2025-01-19 20:30

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  dongs in a sentencing

  Bro started with a parking ticket

  2025-01-19 20:06

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  why?

  He makes a good point but nazism is really facism

  2025-01-19 19:58

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  musk is wild

  Actually parody is only allowed in the case of satire and I dont think that that counts so Gavin Newsom could sue

  2025-01-19 05:52

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  my lore continues

  My subconscious is such a fucking need that it made this own little cannon for my dreams

  2025-01-19 05:38

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  Get yourself a creepy hot fed gf

  Or be different and call her ugly

  2025-01-18 03:00

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  I take the dragon balls

  I’d grind up and snort the philosophers stone just to see what happens

  2025-01-18 02:08

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  I take the dragon balls

  I would too. But not to be a pervert. Just imagine how easy it would be to drive someone insane in a week. Falling asleep like someone is watching them, waking up to a face that isn’t there when you turn on the light, having knives and food and who cares what else flying around their house. Don’t be creepy, be a sociopath. Drive someone insane by fucking with them every day for a week. Then see who believes them

  2025-01-18 02:07

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  Felt this

  One time I called this bitch a fake blonde and she chucked a ball at me that missed me by a mile

  2025-01-17 18:55

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  Based?

  

  2025-01-17 18:53

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  Worth it

  This is why I want to put a sign that says “number of traffic deaths: 67 outside my enemies house” or “number of traffic deaths: 69” on a busy highway to see what changes

  2025-01-17 18:51

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  haha

  Please don’t base your view of atheists on 14 year olds. Most of us are more mature than that and celebrate Christmas normally with family. This was one edgelord who though that is was cool to do dumb shit “in the name of atheism”. The council of atheists will punish him accordingly

  2025-01-17 03:44

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  Join my religion

  ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

  2025-01-17 02:59

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  Cute koalas

  How can anyone downvote that adorable ass koala

  2025-01-17 02:56

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  good soldiers follow orders

  I don’t think that they knew about the code. Because when fives had the breakdown and his code acted up no other clone knew what he was doing. I think they just made it order 66 for convenience or because that number holds some significance like there are 66 Jedi or 66 sith in the sith order when that was a thing

  2025-01-16 03:42

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  Jim Carrey is retiring meme

  His comedy is very funny but I like his more dramatic roles better. I feel that in the Truman show he truly showed his emotional depth that he could portray and it’s a shame he hasn’t been given another role like that since

  2025-01-16 03:27

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  Such a great soundtrack

  Fun fact: due to the generally negative reception of the death of Optimus Prime, the ending for the G.I. Joe movie was changed. Originally Buck died instead of just being injured when Cobra Commander stabbed him.

  2025-01-16 03:11

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  Brooooo this joke was made by 2 adults and it took 9 fuck...

  I should care because? She made you feel uncomfortable or challenged your views? Why the hell should I care about you?

  2025-01-16 03:07

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  I inow the right is retarded, so heres a warning: I don't...

  Oh and beside all of those I forgot to mention the numerous rape allegations from several women

  2025-01-16 03:01

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  I inow the right is retarded, so heres a warning: I don't...

  So someone who has claimed that vaccines are essentially poison and then took the shot, never admitted he was wrong, has several people selling his merch and god awful shoes and watches thst look like something you’d pull out of a hookers ass, and has a failing social media website called truth social that has only slightly peppered because his name is slapped on it like shit on toilet paper. That doesn’t embody those traits at all, right?

  2025-01-16 03:00

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  Japanese Spider-Man is great

  Japanese spider man would kick modern Spider-Man’s ass. The Japanese spider man used full auto machine guns to kill his enemies. He had a fucking gundam mech he used to crush his enemies. Japanese Spider-Man would fucking have modern Spider-Man buried in a ditch somewhere

  2025-01-16 02:46

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  Domain expansion "uber autism"

  Punch that shithole in the face! “Where’s ma fucking rent!” I yell chasing them into the dark. “If ye gonna live in ma head and use me fucking house yo got ta pay some rent!” I take out my six gauge shotgun. “Either you pay some rent or I kill ew!” I see one out of the corner of my eye. BLAM! My shotgun racks. The demon drops dead. “Bloody cunt.” I says as I step over his body. One down, fifteen more to go. Sorry for for longist post

  2025-01-16 02:41

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  Flying cars

  “I PUT A DOWN PAYMENT IN AND I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY FLYING CAR BRUCE IM MEAN TONY! WHERES MY FLYING CAR?” Joker-some animated show I forgot which

  2025-01-16 02:31

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  Comic book accuracy but... lame

  Honestly every other green lantern has an individual characteristic that makes them individual except for Guy. John Stewart is a marine so he can make these massive guns, Kyle Reiner is this amazing artist so he makes the most complex items. Even Alan Scott has the distinction of having an entirely separate ring for every other one. I would also love it more if they did Kyle more because he has a bit of a deeper character than Guy. His wife was murdered, he became the first white lantern.

  2025-01-16 02:28

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  Captain Kirk

  If he was Zapp Branagain he would’ve shot the hostage, making him fall into someone else and cause them to crash out of a window

  2025-01-16 02:18

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  At least you aren't bored

  Winner gets to leave. Looser stays until death or victory

  2025-01-15 19:24

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  Dnd normal distribubion

  One time I put a captive woman in the dungeon and made her a mimic. It was hella funny cause I also had a chest mimic in the same room so one of them has their entire hand bitten off by the mimics form of a humans stomach. But it was because this dumbass wizard at my table was being super controlling and made moves for other people so it was worth it. Also had the woman mimic warn them about the other mimic so it was really funny

  2025-01-15 19:07

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  Fish observation tower

  Those fish have gotta be like wtf is this invisible shield preventing me from going out?

  2025-01-15 19:01

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  Poor Juliet

  Why does “Romeo and the Beast” sound like some gay Italian porno

  2025-01-14 19:55

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  If they existed

  Pretty sure that’s called ball funk. But don’t let them tell you to shower, threaten them by lifting you arms

  2025-01-14 19:52

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  Title goes here

  Just take a tip from bob the midget sniper. He sniped over two hundred yards without a scope because he didn’t want to risk his enemies seeing the glare

  2025-01-14 03:09

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  daft

  Around the world

  2025-01-14 02:50

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