CrayonPipe

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CrayonPipe | 2026-07-06 10:26

it’s on the menu

Delicious Protein

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CrayonPipe | 2026-03-02 14:25

I mean, you can eat if you want. Not me.

27% 89

CrayonPipe | 2026-02-10 21:12

get ‘em onto the couch

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CrayonPipe | 2025-10-04 03:48

It's True. All of It

Facebook Boogers Surveillance Pentagon

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CrayonPipe | 2024-12-07 16:44

Notre Dame

Politics Kamala Alcohol Alcoholic

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Commentaires nouvelles

Kevin please
When I’m on my deathbed please send all ur beatboxers to me.

2026-08-21 07:17
0
just be good
I’ll start by keeping my mouth shut whenever I’m tempted to tear into someone for their stupidity. So, all the time.

2026-08-21 07:15
+1
stay dangerous
Anyone who prays as much as a nun does is dangerous … to evil.

2026-08-20 06:35
+15
checking witnesses
Trump hesitated for only a second before the immortal line: “You’d be in jail.”

2026-08-19 09:36
+1
Discuss
Wrong.

2026-07-31 22:49
+2
Gigachad CEO
My parents knew him casually, and I got to meet him once. Good dude.

2026-07-30 14:13
+8
body. of water.
That’s in South America … oh wait, that one’s Titicaca, so you might be right.

2026-07-29 13:09
+4
good comment
Normally this model has orifices but the one they were going to use in the classroom had had them removed.

2026-07-29 13:08
+3
He's 5'4" tho....
I don’t think you have any room to decry other people’s reading comprehension bro.

2026-07-29 13:05
-2
No chance
Look, people make bad choices. It doesn’t make it okay for other people to exploit them.

2026-07-28 00:46
0
Preach brother preach
The Obamas would much rather you talk about this than the death on Martha’s Vineyard or Barack’s undergraduate records or …. 1000000 other things.

2026-07-26 21:16
0
"Stop being honest and rational, or else!"
She is very talented at pointing.

2026-07-25 15:53
0
Thomas Sowell on interdisciplinary studies
Also, it’s no good appealing to authorities when they’re transparently full of beans.

2026-07-25 15:51
-1
Thomas Sowell on interdisciplinary studies
Don’t make this your whole personality bro

2026-07-25 15:50
-2
Costco clears easily
Come on over and try em both.

2026-07-24 12:22
+3
For the love of the game
In all fairness Saddam did try to kill his dad.

2026-07-24 12:20
+13
The keg economy
Red solo cups

2026-07-24 12:11
+4
Second pew pew
Could have been Brazil

2026-07-23 20:56
+1
good luck
Struggling to live up to the standard is no reason to give up that standard.

2026-07-23 09:45
+12
nitrogen ignored
Idk it balances the atmosphere out so we don’t die of bad gas proportions

2026-07-22 12:56
0
Good actor imo
It’s easier to forgive her acting than the fact she’s a cheating ho

2026-07-20 21:52
0
Peak bigotry
The movies in question are The Odyssey of this year and Apocalypto from like 20 years ago or more.

2026-07-19 11:53
+3
Paradise by the dashboard light.
RIP

2026-07-17 19:46
+8
It's a lost cause...
Get a passport and/or go to church. There are no guarantees, but optimize your odds.

2026-07-17 17:17
+27
Glow up cat
First time for everything I guess

2026-07-16 13:01
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Wish we had a few hundred of these guys in the U.S. Congress
We could always make adultery illegal. Again.

2026-07-16 12:58
+2
deep cut
Antman is Marvel and the Flash is DC. But I’m too lazy to look up the original sketch.

2026-07-16 12:50
+2
What a waste of seed
OTOH you do too much weight too fast when you’re too young and it will stunt your growth. Voice of experience here.

2026-07-16 12:46
+4
History rewrite
Amazing. I will say that without him Trump would not have had the impact on the judiciary that we needed.

2026-07-16 12:44
+1
based
Islam is Antichrist. Prove me wrong.

2026-07-16 12:43
+7
Roof has tenants
Poor nocturnal babies.

2026-07-15 19:12
+2
What part of “Trump raped E. Jean Carroll” do you not...
Notice what is not said: “guilty.” Because it was not a criminal trial. There was no beyond a reasonable doubt or a unanimous jury.

2026-07-15 19:10
+1
Funny how that works
I remember when Bill Gates was a climate warrior.

2026-07-14 18:09
+2
Chad honestly
It was unusually aggressive or so I read.

2026-07-14 18:08
+1
That's the whole point
There’s a lot of hurting people on this site. That doesn’t make this meme untrue.

2026-07-14 18:03
+2
wow
In a battle between Anthropic and Microsoft, I hope both teams go bankrupt and d!e.

2026-07-14 07:20
+5
Freud was winging it
Maybe. Seems to me like psychoanalysis is just going to confession, but more expensive, and they try to convince you you didn’t do anything wrong.

2026-07-13 22:43
+2
IYKYK
Omg who cares

2026-07-13 20:59
+1
pain timing
Monday Monday

2026-07-13 17:15
0
Why am I just hearing about this now? These "brothers" w...
Probably. I also heard they both admitted to si$sy pr0n addiction and freely admitted that’s what did it. Maybe both.

2026-07-12 14:53
+4
Ol' reliable
We took care of Western Europe for so long they forgot how to take care of themselves.

2026-07-11 18:03
+4
Centrism is "socialist". So is libertarianism too. As lon...
The Iron Law of Woke Projection

2026-07-11 10:37
+4
can this be?
Unfortunately common around the world

2026-07-11 10:34
+6
pick one
Ya man, hang in there. I’m waiting for psychoactive treatment when it becomes available myself

2026-07-10 19:38
+2
Never ever show weakness to a woman. It will only be used...
Nah, passports are cheapwr

2026-07-10 19:23
+9
What kind of gun is it lords of Memedroid
School shootings are fake. Schools are known to be gun-free zones.

2026-07-10 19:20
+19
Bring Back The Wild West
If he’s too dumb to know, he’s too dumb to live.

2026-07-10 19:19
+19
RUN
Anyone here watch Laurin the Mortician on yt?

2026-07-10 17:09
+2
Kid changed history
Facts.

2026-07-10 11:43
+2
Muslim problems require muslim solutions
Don’t understand the appeal of polygamy. One disappointment is more than enough.

2026-07-10 11:40
+4
no disc
Why yes I *am* skipping GTA6.

2026-07-10 11:37
+23
Nolan you are dooomed
One would hope, but to do so would violate their deeply held religious beliefs.

2026-07-06 22:08
+5
elon moment
Would that it were. Then, Pórnhub

2026-07-06 08:23
+5
Stalin finds out
Hitler cold-cocked him. He was gonna do it first.

2026-07-06 08:21
+3
Jpx
Epitomizing the meme

2026-07-05 15:56
+4
Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light
Immigrant ≠ settler Lots of settlers of multiple waves and shades of melanin, before immigrants arrived to participate in what the settlers created..

2026-07-05 15:53
+13
yep
I’m on the side of people who don’t commit crimes when they are desperate. I myself might feel bad about shooting a crook, but I’d feel worse if I didn’t shoot him and he went on to harm someone else.

2026-07-05 13:32
+5
yep
NGL you had me there for a minute

2026-07-05 13:29
0
yep
Crime should be dangerous.

2026-07-05 13:28
+3
Xqc
Incoherent. Jesus taught individual responsibility for the poor *because* a person was following Jesus the Son of God.

2026-07-05 12:19
+23
Gobble it up
People who don’t own guns are dependent on those who do—or at the mercy of those who do.

2026-07-05 02:29
+4
Commies are ass-backwards.
I think it is. It doesn’t mean he isn’t stupid and evil—he certainly is both—just not because of the desk.

2026-07-04 12:00
+5
Down vote this if you must. But you cannot be both.
Ford was a lot of things but dumb wasn’t one of them.

2026-07-04 11:57
+3
Down vote this if you must. But you cannot be both.
Okay, but they’d better know what they’re talking about. Not saying this is true of you … but Most who criticize oUr EcOnOmIc SyStEm, don’t.

2026-07-04 11:56
+6
Wornout Tight End and Nutty Narcissist get married?
Tonight Travis scored a six.

2026-07-04 01:48
0
Sam carried
Naw, LOTR memes are a regular occurrence

2026-07-03 21:24
+5
THIS....
Democrats. Always so mad when you wanna take away their cheap labor.

2026-07-01 19:05
+14
Metal Gear warned us
Hell, if we went back in time and told Philip K. Dick, he’d say, “Yes, I know.”

2026-07-01 17:21
+2
I wonder who the other is?
The only painting he made that was worth anything was on the wall of his bunker. *splat*

2026-07-01 16:42
+1
Cable custody
An opportunity to lay down our arms and make peace, and this is what we get? I don’t know anyone who chose Apple back in the day specifically because of the lightning cable.

2026-06-29 15:02
+3
Meme today
I laughed.

2026-06-28 21:50
+1
Meme today
Idk what?

2026-06-28 21:50
+1
Chicken was enough
The chicken would have gotten away and Sauron would have got the ring back.

2026-06-28 10:40
0
Not available
It depended on what level plan you were on. But it was magnificent. It’s how I caught up on classics after I moved out of my parents’ house.

2026-06-28 10:35
+1
More Pride Less Prejudice
There are only a few but they are very noisy.

2026-06-28 10:27
+4
*every time a bell rings a European dies of heat stroke*
The European electrical grid would not be able to handle it if everyone installed it at home. #weak

2026-06-28 10:25
+2
Maga Morons Need To Stop Being So Hateful
Let’s fill in the blank: “____ goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.”

2026-06-28 10:20
+16
Celebrity meme tropes
#pridemonth Almost over … finally.

2026-06-28 07:40
+7
I need to put a payment plan
Go paint a wall, Adolf

2026-06-27 23:50
-14
Yeah .. something's off.
It is physiologically impossible to cry all the time, even in a season of grieving.

2026-06-27 12:50
+6
Average day in school...
Would y’all get off OP? Because I got off of OP this morning.

2026-06-27 12:45
+5
let the brown man rape you, you racist!
Maybe. I think you have to follow certain news outlets or venues to be aware; many in the legacy media still aren’t reporting on it.

2026-06-26 22:07
+14
let the brown man rape you, you racist!
Upvoting because this needs to be more widely known.

2026-06-26 18:52
+34
dongs in a cave
Man this is high level content.

2026-06-26 18:52
+4
Bro discovered fiction
It can go either way. There are examples of both.

2026-06-26 11:13
+10
Get out of me swamp
I heard somebody dumped a bunch of phosphates into the water, and the algae took off. It’d take like half a bag of farm fertilizer if you spread it around

2026-06-21 11:05
-4
The Vegan Show
I used to be vegan. You can do it in a healthy way, but not by just removing animal products. You have to eat several very specific foods regularly in order to get certain things your body can’t do without.

2026-06-21 10:48
+2
Cool Tradition
I don’t get the Juneteenth hate. Celebrating how Republicans freed the slaves?

2026-06-20 20:38
+5
Wrinkly balls
The dumbass never knew anything.

2026-06-19 19:34
-1
tiny roar
This is the pride month I was looking for.

2026-06-19 19:32
-1
Muppet cut please
Idk why you’re getting downvotes, Cannon.

2026-06-19 16:46
-1
Shopping simulator
Wait until these guys find out about FarmVille. (There’s no actual food when you’re done with it.)

2026-06-19 16:43
+4
new hobby
True. Also a terrible idea.

2026-06-19 16:42
+3
Famous last words
Ok boomer. (Iykyk)

2026-06-19 16:38
+2
Famous last words
They’re full of seamen, too, or so I’m told.

2026-06-19 16:37
+3
air support
We saw one of these today to scare away seagulls at a water park.

2026-06-19 16:36
+5
air support
Not Negroes then.

2026-06-19 16:35
+4
Dad approved
A group of lions is called a pride, dummies.

2026-06-18 18:47
+1
American subscription pack
Moreover the government *requirement* that they be involved.

2026-06-18 18:46
+3
Nobody is watching
You know, I’m a bit of an enjoyer myself ….

2026-06-18 16:03
+2

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