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  I just use the elevator.

  Crop duster.

  2h

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  Big tinder lie

  You need to move to a fatter state

  2h

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  free where

  1000 years ago when I ran a restaurant, my first rule was to feed the technicians. It saved you a lot of money in the long run.

  2h

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  Instructions unclear.

  Pastafarian blasphemy.

  2h

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  Can’t even be sad

  I always cry at the end when the Soviets roll in.

  4h

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  Brothers in arms

  Not what you want to hear when you get on a bus.

  5h

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  Biden is just holding in a fart

  This aged poorly.

  5h

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  Wife won

  Thank you, I thought I was the only one to notice.

  5h

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  future bros

  Clay face and sandman

  5h

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  Financially deceased

  You can do BOTH??

  5h

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  pick side

  Mostly in black and white.....

  5h

  +2
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  pick side

  It's really good. The lighting and camera angles are especially done for black and white. This could be a real Sam Spade movie.

  5h

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  First flight ever

  She could be hiding 4 rocket launchers, an Uzi and a rabid badger in them folds.

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  Japan stays winning

  Half the women in Atlanta could trigger that with a slow jog.

  6h

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  Japan stays winning

  G rossly oversimplified.

  6h

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  Poor uncle Owen.

  And Amadala didn't bang half of Coruscant on her way to VP.

  6h

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  Costco chess move

  I remember a passive aggressive fight with my wife where we both refused to do the dishes. I was eating cereal out of a butter crock and drinking out of toddler sippy cups at the end.

  8h

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  my bad

  That's why I never eat Veggies. Fuck those kids.

  10h

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  easy choice

  Compound V. I want to see the world burn.

  11h

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  Well sheet that’s just weird

  Ah, the Oprah-maxx.

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  Quote of the year

  Vi Ri Tard is the new Harvard motto.

  1j

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  Board rejected it

  Imagine a version of teams just for bitchy women. Gripr maybe.

  1j

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  I made an LGBT, it’s beautiful ok

  Queso would make it complete.

  1j

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  Please sit down, uggo

  $20 is $20. I'll put Vaseline on my glasses and get to work.

  1j

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  Well sheet that’s just weird

  I sheet my pants, it's wet and I don't wanna move.

  1j

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  absolute legend

  He was MAID to do this.

  1j

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  First canyon reaction

  We'll just go around. How wide can it be?

  1j

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  Poor uncle Owen.

  Only imperial storm troopers are so precise. This one time and then never again.

  1j

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  This would be funny as hell. First Pride Month even I sup...

  That's the chaos I am envisioning. Everyone is thinking of this as a TDS post. I am picturing a Monte Python skit. I am so misunderstood on this platform.

  1j

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  Dongs on the bad guys

  That Austrian painter tried to warn them.

  1j

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  Never break pasta in front of an italian

  They were from Home Depot, not much of an accomplishment.

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  This would be funny as hell. First Pride Month even I sup...

  Like minimum heal size? At least 25% body paint, bare midriffs required? Clothing must be 2 sizes too small? I think it would be a riot watching the fight with these freaks in the background.

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  Never break pasta in front of an italian

  Breaking pasta lets all the vitamins and ministers leak out.

  1j

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  Trust based economy

  E ought!

  1j

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  Let the kids know, time is running out

  My favorite bit was when Hank used a mini can of WD-40 to loosen the cap on the big can of WD-40.

  2026-06-02 17:05

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  Toyota activities

  Nice tread. Don't ride in the rain dude.

  2026-06-02 15:53

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  Just girly things...

  Her and I discussed this very topic during last night's pillow time.

  2026-06-02 15:51

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  Imagine what that smells like.

  It's the teeth I find concerning

  2026-06-02 15:49

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  movie logic

  Also superheroes punching people through walls and assuming they are unharmed.

  2026-06-02 15:10

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  Bravo Hungary Welcome Back To The 21st Century

  I miss Orban already. He was corrupt, but he kept the nation grounded.

  2026-06-02 14:38

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  Maga Insanity

  Hang on, I need to write this down. Is there a DIY video on YouTube?

  2026-06-02 14:36

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  Kids won't know

  I loved that movie. He got a raw deal, he was doing something inappropriate in the appropriate place. Seriously, with all the horrors that have come to light about Hollywood, this was nothing.

  2026-06-02 14:34

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  Disney Killed Star Wars & Marvel

  It was entertaining, but should have been a TV season.

  2026-06-02 14:17

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  it fits

  Now let's see you break 30mph.

  2026-06-02 14:15

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  Childhood activities

  This was before they banned lead paint.

  2026-06-02 14:14

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  final boss

  I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

  2026-06-02 14:11

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  core memory

  When I visited my daughter's 3rd grade gym class she promised a dollar to whoever could accidentally bean me in the head. It was Gabe. 20 years ago and I still remember his name.

  2026-06-02 14:10

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  Duck assisted crash

  Seriously, I just noticed it a couple days ago. Am I late to the party? What's the meaning? Don't they fall all over the place? What happens when an air bag deploys?

  2026-06-02 14:06

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  Dammit Judy

  Wear a kilt, those bastards can hear a zipper mile away.

  2026-06-02 14:03

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  Dongs in a government

  Most social studies teachers were not interested in it at all. They were coaches that needed a job.

  2026-06-02 14:02

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  Sleep tight

  I guess it's better than a Luce.

  2026-06-02 13:59

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  Sponsored post gone wrong

  Harvested cotton efficiently by hand in high-volume field conditions, consistently meeting daily quotas. Demonstrated strong physical endurance and stamina while working extended hours in outdoor environments.

  2026-06-02 13:56

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  ER nurse nightmare

  When she needs to keep both hands on the wheel.

  2026-06-02 13:53

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  Well that's awkward

  Great, more Kaiju.

  2026-06-02 13:50

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  Crack my back

  Until the cartels buy Boston Dynamics dogs and AI takes your job.

  2026-06-02 13:46

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  Title is based af

  They don't like all the penises.

  2026-06-02 13:43

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  Backpack discrimination

  When I was in school, it was absolutely taboo to put your backpack on both shoulders. You would be mocked as a baby for not walking at a 30 degree angle. This really says something about human psychology.

  2026-06-02 10:58

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  This is what roosters are really like.

  You should have stayed awake in health class.

  2026-06-02 09:11

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  the numbers

  Almost like 99% of women have a type.

  2026-06-01 16:46

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  early errands

  I'm one of the idiots you wake up early to avoid.

  2026-06-01 16:01

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  His heart is in the right place, but his feet not so much

  The boi has never missed a meal.

  2026-06-01 14:54

  +1
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  unpacking the mouse

  A wireless mouse is a hamster.

  2026-06-01 14:52

  +1
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  Mosquito update

  Every year the news sounds more and more like I'm reading something off of a terminal in fallout 4

  2026-06-01 14:31

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  Gerald still got it

  Grab a shovel, this is an old meme.

  2026-06-01 14:12

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  dog inside

  Fake, we would have answered in Korean

  2026-06-01 14:11

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  malaysia social media ban

  I think father Doyle from St Mary's would help out with that.

  2026-06-01 14:07

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  Just in case

  Or so she told him.

  2026-06-01 14:05

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  Monty Python horses

  If I recall correctly, that was bluuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!?????

  2026-06-01 12:56

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  Simple question

  So it doesn't show up in Zoom calls.

  2026-06-01 10:51

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  Lasagna theorem

  Lasagna^2

  2026-06-01 10:50

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  neat part

  Have you tried drinking?

  2026-06-01 10:49

  +1
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  dad lost

  I'm more of a C++ man myself.

  2026-06-01 10:48

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  Smoke em if you got em

  Works a part time job.

  2026-05-31 13:19

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  durgs

  It's an old meme. $5 don't cut it in 2026.

  2026-05-31 13:18

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  dongs in a protection

  Fake. Why would he be at a job site?

  2026-05-31 12:37

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  dongs in a resident

  This is before Latrina and her 8 kids pull up in a Uhaul. Then it gets pretty violent.

  2026-05-31 12:34

  +5
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  Monty Python horses

  A European swallow maybe.

  2026-05-31 12:30

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  Pretty rare these days.

  You are all wrong, it takes a screenshot. BTW if you can depress all three pedals, your wife is a lucky woman.

  2026-05-31 00:40

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  Climbers easy Game

  I may not have climbing skill, but I have high pressure range.

  2026-05-30 21:24

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  Dental Plan at work

  It is a movie about skin heads beating black people.often known as obsolete farm equipment.

  2026-05-30 21:13

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  Wait he's right

  It was a George Carlin bit.

  2026-05-30 20:41

  +1
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  Wait he's right

  Eggs = liquid chicken

  2026-05-30 20:25

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  absolute cinema

  He only chose her because her stew wasn't shit.

  2026-05-30 12:38

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  Stay in you lane. No excuses.

  For vegans

  2026-05-30 12:24

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  You are safe buddy :)

  Release the Holstein Files!

  2026-05-30 12:23

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  Presidential buffalo

  Release the Holstein Files.

  2026-05-30 06:15

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  dongs in a crab

  Wow. That's some grip, I wonder if I could.......

  2026-05-30 06:12

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  Wait he's right

  A lot of us pan fry liquid chicken and pork belly strips.

  2026-05-30 06:11

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  Pretty cool

  Was it a spandex wearing vegan cyclist or a wheezing 45 year old too many DUI cyclist? I treat them very differently.

  2026-05-30 06:08

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  that day

  One less white girl in the world

  2026-05-30 06:01

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  Microsoft final boss

  From the first days of office computing, Word tries to rearrange your document when you add a photo to make it more print friendly. It never works right.

  2026-05-30 05:58

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  green lore

  Now everything is done in front of a green screen. That's the reason they never released the Shrek sex tape.

  2026-05-30 05:56

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  polite dog

  They are giving you time to dismount fluffy.

  2026-05-30 05:53

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  7 years

  In 2026? Their Adams Apple bobs up and down.

  2026-05-30 05:52

  +1
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  Takes patience

  Amy from work shared her lunch with me yesterday.

  2026-05-30 05:49

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  Say vroom

  Imprego nigeroso

  2026-05-30 05:45

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  Big boi

  Why the Lazer vision?

  2026-05-30 05:42

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  Eternal

  The teachers inside are running out of food. It's down to cannibalism or eating the grade z canned meat.

  2026-05-30 05:37

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  I want to vacation there but I don't have any felony conv...

  C'mon, that's the joke

  2026-05-29 20:57

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  He was misunderstood

  Now I need to deep dive the lore. It's been a bit.

  2026-05-29 16:20

  +3