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  Fresh socks please

  90lbs? What a lightweight.

  10h

  +1
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  Poor little guy

  Some poor assistant vet is gonna need some Neosporin today.

  12h

  +1
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  every guy

  Again, a pipe bomb is not a firework

  12h

  +1
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  every guy

  Again, a pipe bomb is not a firework

  12h

  0
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  Faking your own death is the new retirement plan

  You can always get a job painting park benches and then sleeping on them

  12h

  0
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  Concealed Carry

  He missed an opportunity by not having the gun covered in Cheeto dust

  12h

  +2
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  maybe not

  No no ... I put her in my collage of retards.

  13h

  +2
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  flower queen

  I thought it was a SpongeBob lounge chair

  13h

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  Helpful guide

  Jaguar is all DEI and woke now. Your finger would just smell like shit

  13h

  -1
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  Fresh socks please

  Dropped a deuce.

  13h

  +3
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  Different angle

  Liberal arts math

  13h

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  Zombie

  Dark I love it

  13h

  +14
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  not surprised

  This isnt fair. There were several characters in the Cantina scene that were almost as repulsive. And she isn't much more obese than Jabba.

  13h

  +10
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  Back in my day

  Or the "alrighty then" plague of the mid 90s

  13h

  +3
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  not again

  Good one

  16h

  +1
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  banana ride

  Wow based on the banana for scale those cops are like 3 inches tall.

  17h

  +1
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  holy lambo

  Holy Lambo +4 vs Ferrari.

  18h

  0
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  I'm guilty of posting a ton of memes, but this is the truth.

  It might not be a misspelling, cuckbench was censoring it at one point.

  18h

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  Mossad meme

  Look at a map and some old aerial pictures. Gaza is absolutely prime resort real estate. This has nothing to do with security, it's a land grab.

  1j

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  Mossad meme

  Yeah, the plan is to turn Gaza into Dubai 2.0 after they evict the current tenants. The level of Zionism that the world is tolerating makes me I'll.

  1j

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  Small business owner

  This kind of stuff is funny the first time you see it but after a few decades it gets old

  1j

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  Not for sale

  I guess it's more of a rental now

  1j

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  Mossad meme

  Yep. This is all about getting oceanfront real estate for casinos and resorts.

  1j

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  Fantasy authors sweating

  I love the Expanse.

  1j

  +2
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  Pride prez

  What he campaigned on and what he believed are two different things. This became very clear after his first term.

  1j

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  I'm guilty of posting a ton of memes, but this is the truth.

  It would be the first time he told the Truth.

  1j

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  These are the people why they have to put hot on hot coffee

  They want to keep the important parts dry.

  1j

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  yeah

  I think they have some kind of sprout too.

  1j

  +1
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  time gap

  Wow Emily must have been pretty rank by then.

  1j

  0
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  What Are You Hiding Maga Cultists

  The problem is that this sort of thankless job tends to attract a lot of thugs. Tight controls and management need to be in place to keep them in line or there will be abuses.

  1j

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  Dad update

  Bots gotta bot.

  1j

  +9
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  Gel

  That's why I get the hose again

  1j

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  Gel

  Or, hear me out. We could just use a false name and not care if she gets knocked up

  1j

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  Work got boring

  Nope.

  1j

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  You bastard.

  Yep. Will drive someone crazy one day.

  1j

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  THIS....

  I really like some of the memes, but in the end this is a nothing burger. If it is sabotage or just a shitty contractor this shouldn't be a major story. Some engineer will come up with a solution and it will be fixed. This isn't Gaza.

  2026-06-23 17:50

  +1
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  Lawnmower Man

  You win.

  2026-06-23 17:44

  +2
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  Technically true

  This is half-life not fallout you uncultured swine.

  2026-06-23 17:38

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  Ask a Democrat with the first movie shown in the White Ho...

  Yeah, I'm no democrat.

  2026-06-23 17:33

  +5
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  Confirmed

  How many days until we have a OneHand_01?

  2026-06-23 17:01

  +1
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  Meme today

  Dark humor imdeed

  2026-06-23 14:49

  +1
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  Hear me wrum..wrum.wruuu!

  It is, but I still think the memes are funny.

  2026-06-23 14:30

  +2
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  Hear me wrum..wrum.wruuu!

  That would be such a cool level.

  2026-06-23 13:15

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  We live in a society

  His crime was embarrassing the government. Seriously, there probably an article and the mayor or whatever got pissed.

  2026-06-23 13:07

  +1
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  The Internet has ruined me.

  More like a washer

  2026-06-23 12:29

  +1
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  Up your nose with a ....?

  There is someone just going around downvoting comments for no reason.

  2026-06-23 11:17

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  first shift

  Only 15 years till the grave buddy.

  2026-06-23 09:45

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  peak lore

  The guy on his left trying not to break

  2026-06-23 09:12

  +2
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  Bro looks exhausted

  He's been fighting Ellen Page all day.

  2026-06-23 09:11

  +4
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  No. They didn't.

  The nose length to hat size ratio algorithm at work.

  2026-06-23 09:09

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  Nature is healing

  Jersey mikes isn't bad, but it's just cold cuts.

  2026-06-22 18:01

  +1
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  I didn't expect that

  The Blob from Xmen

  2026-06-22 17:57

  +5
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  Back to interns

  It's Ubisoft, it was a clipping issue.

  2026-06-22 17:56

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  math died

  Eurotrash and their crappy metric time.

  2026-06-22 17:54

  -3
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  Tip culture final boss

  Do a charge back through your credit card company. They get charged extra for that and you will win.

  2026-06-22 17:52

  +1
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  No words

  These Japanese tourists are really having a hard time with the Atlanta subway system

  2026-06-22 17:30

  +8
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  Up your nose with a ....?

  What's this from? Is that Brody?

  2026-06-22 17:16

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  Mossad rocks

  It's Mossad O'clock bitch.

  2026-06-22 17:15

  +1
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  Focus, ladies. Focus

  Boobs hehe

  2026-06-22 17:14

  +3
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  ubisoft crash

  It's Ubisoft, so probably a clipping issue.

  2026-06-22 12:50

  +1
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  Depends

  Well, he is the warden

  2026-06-21 14:20

  +2
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  President Camacho on deck

  Iron Mike should have fought Eric.

  2026-06-20 13:07

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  jersey mike, the new king

  I don't get the appeal.

  2026-06-20 13:02

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  well that

  Good bye Samara. We will miss you.

  2026-06-20 12:57

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  future thirst

  We don't need ai. We don't want ai.

  2026-06-20 12:34

  +1
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  The Obamalith

  If only his constituents could read.

  2026-06-20 10:45

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  Typical Obama Travesty

  The Obamanation.

  2026-06-20 10:44

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  Famous last words

  *batch.

  2026-06-20 10:18

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  Famous last words

  Ohio class are called boomers, they are chock full of nukes in the back. A specialized sub for ending the world. Quite rare.

  2026-06-20 10:17

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  Ben and Jerry's REsTARDED email to me (2)

  Welcome back, did you run out of nightmares?

  2026-06-20 10:10

  +5
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  The real schmeal

  "A bird in the hand is worth two with one stone."

  2026-06-20 00:42

  +3
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  Muppet cut please

  At least one person got the joke.

  2026-06-20 00:36

  +1
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  Special persons day would be for special needs tards

  Seriously. They don't have to lock up father's day cards. Image does not apply.

  2026-06-19 21:48

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  His brain worm loves it.

  You know me by now. I'm no lefty, I just think this shit is funny. IMHO it's just a shitty contractor and not political at all. But the blue hairs will try to make it Trump's fault.

  2026-06-19 21:33

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  I had not considered that. Ai slop is slop?

  2026-06-19 21:29

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  Typical Obama Travesty

  The Obamalisc.

  2026-06-19 17:25

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  Ancient CDC

  Oof.

  2026-06-19 17:21

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  The Obamalith

  That thing is crawling with Sleestaks

  2026-06-19 17:19

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  Protect it forever

  Etsy if anyone is interested

  2026-06-19 16:19

  +1
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  Protect it forever

  My daughter crochets. I just bought this pattern for her and I expect it for Father's Day.

  2026-06-19 16:19

  +1
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  Crocs denied free meal by cruel staff

  I regret that I can only give this comment a single upvote

  2026-06-19 14:17

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  Not today buddy

  I have seen too many body cam videos to take the officer's word on that. They should have taken her plate and arrested her when she got home. Too many Dirty Harry's.

  2026-06-19 13:50

  -1
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  Noooooooo

  Screw him. I'm tired of mowing my own lawn.

  2026-06-19 13:21

  +6
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  Muppet cut please

  Salacious B. Crumb. Star Wars

  2026-06-19 13:19

  -2
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  not helping

  It took me a minute.

  2026-06-19 12:11

  +2
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  Villain arc pending

  If the price of a Costco hot dog goes up I'm buying a bulldozer and learning how to weld.

  2026-06-18 18:13

  +3
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  Found the Sith

  Exactly. Banning slavery caused an economic slowdown that caused many billionaires to become millionaires. MCGA.

  2026-06-18 18:10

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  Grandma was right

  I would love to see the cyber truck depicted in the Cars universe.

  2026-06-18 17:12

  +1
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  Not today buddy

  So sad. That poor kid didn't even have his first ankle bracelet yet. He never even got to steal his first bike.

  2026-06-18 16:15

  +6
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  oh no

  I'll never forget flying to the Midwest to do a job. All these sirens were going off and I have no idea why. All of a sudden I hear "get off the fucking ladder you idiot That's a tornado warning."

  2026-06-18 12:55

  +5
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  quantum dating

  Missionary is probably best in this case.

  2026-06-18 12:52

  +1
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  Meet

  Relax, they gave him a plastic 6-pack for just such a role.

  2026-06-17 15:43

  +1
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  Old school matchmaking

  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  2026-06-17 13:24

  +2
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  Meet

  Hey, don't bad mouth Achilles.

  2026-06-17 13:22

  +3
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  collecting debuffs

  Lol

  2026-06-17 13:15

  +3
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  Paternity denied

  Is the mach-e still a thing?

  2026-06-17 13:14

  +2
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  told ya

  I smell AI slop.

  2026-06-17 12:42

  +10
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  Blow up dolls

  If you put a black light in that room it would be bright enough to blind you.

  2026-06-17 12:35

  +6
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  skill issue

  Lobstrocities from the Dark Tower.

  2026-06-17 12:12

  +3
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  culture shock

  If made properly, British food is terrible.

  2026-06-17 12:11

  +9