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  What will a fucking coffee cost?

  My teacher was telling us at her old job at pizza hut, if a customer was rude they'd do all sorts of illegal things to your food including but not just: spitting, dropping it on the floor, or rub it on things you shouldn't be eating.

  2020-09-05 19:59

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  What will a fucking coffee cost?

  I try to be so nice when I address waiters or cashiers. "Hey, could I get a {food item} {to go or dine in} please?" Then when they ask me for anything else I say, "Yes" and repeat step one or, "No thank you."

  2020-09-05 17:39

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  The world is NOT sexist definitely

  Definitely not sexist, also definitely not racist @title.

  2020-08-16 16:05

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  Safe.

  Mad respect. I can't even go on a step ladder without feeling wary.

  2020-08-10 14:03

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  August 1st

  Imagine insulting my intellect while misspelling "it's". Anyways I made a poem for you all. Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my friend and I love you.

  2020-08-02 23:40

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  Meme

  I feel attacked

  2020-07-31 16:14

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  I have no idea why to name this... thing

  I'm going to call you wrong just because Asians in the U.S. make more money than the average person in the U.S. and they're a minority.

  2020-07-27 10:20

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  I miss hockey

  Honestly, would recommend putting ur pfp as something else and pretending to be a guy. This site isn't for the soft-hearted.

  2020-07-27 10:17

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  Casual avoidance of death

  The driver having no cares about if he hit that man though.

  2020-07-27 10:14

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  Weakling

  I searched it up, it wasn't to warn anyone, it was to say they beat the Persians in that battle. Which seems right because the Persians lost basically every battle until Thermopalaye. Definitely misspelled that but you know what I mean.

  2020-07-26 23:46

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  I miss hockey

  Start the countdown. What's your favorite team?

  2020-07-26 23:34

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  I have no idea why to name this... thing

  Who thought they were a minority?

  2020-07-17 21:48

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  That's fucked up...

  Don't dolphins breathe air? And common evolutionary thought is that water mammals used their fins to climb out of the water to escape predators, then eventually they grew strong arms and eventually legs. Dolphins have pretty strong fins?

  2020-07-08 18:02

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  Boobtitsky

  Man they really gonna do that to my man. Literally one of the best goalies (while in Columbus) and they gonna diss him like that lmao. His real name is Bobrovsky if any of you are wondering.

  2020-07-03 18:17

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  Fb these days

  A bit of strawman but it also holds some validity. I think blacks want equity, repayment for having been born in poverty because they and their parents had a harder chance to be better compared to the average white or Asian. Could be wrong.

  2020-06-23 18:39

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  He's right

  Education is important and I think it's important to focus on the teenage society because they are the future of Africa. Educate them in language, then start separating them into groups of architects and stuff. I do think educated is a key turning point.

  2020-06-15 01:20

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  Canada 100

  I wish America liked hockey as much as Canada. In my opinion, hockey is by far the best sport but I definitely get why some people like football or soccer more. They're both good too lol.

  2020-06-12 17:36

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  Dream gamer day

  I'm calling the police. Oh wait, they got disbanded

  2020-06-11 16:15

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  So fucking true

  I disagree. Now, I don't like it when someone flat out says I'm wrong, but I also don't like it when I know false information or have a false ideology. If I can be corrected, I will accept the intellect in hope to bring myself to that intelligence.

  2020-06-06 16:24

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  absolute unit

  That is legit a creepypasta

  2020-06-01 16:20

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  please legalize naturally grown edibles lol if only

  Weedberry

  2020-06-01 16:17

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  Back in 2009 I was in a rap group and we made songs about...

  Welp, at least we got rid of one fake Slim Shady

  2020-05-21 13:58

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  I agree

  I prefer when others correct my grammar and occasionally I try to return the favor. In my opinion, no one should be upset with someone else trying to help them become smarter.

  2020-05-17 19:31

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  Nobel is Nobel Mom!

  Imo you should. If everyone contributes a little more to be nicer, maybe, just maybe the suicide rate wouldn't be as high as it is.

  2020-05-16 15:15

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  Wow that is relatable

  If u ever wanna play MC though, hit me up on el discord. BigDaddy69_#3044. Don't worry about the username hahaha.

  2020-05-14 00:11

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  Wow that is relatable

  It really do be like that though. My friends and I normally build decent houses but we normally have a god builder to really get things good. The main sacrifice is practicality for beauty so we normally only do our really really good builds in creative.

  2020-05-14 00:10

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  Yeet

  I'd like to point out that there are bats sitting behind him and he is simply grabbing one and handing it to the officials. Impressive but not in the same way. Also, #9 picking up the real bat. Am I mistaken?

  2020-05-12 07:44

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  Cato does a sinko

  Fake and gay like your memes. jk love you papa batch. Whatever happened to mommy?

  2020-05-09 19:20

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  California sucks ngl

  I like where I live in cali a lot, but I don't pay the bills and that's probably why I enjoy it.

  2020-05-09 19:17

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  When you've been lost in Minecraft for two hours and you ...

  Sleep in a bed and the compass resets to your spawn. Or at least I think that is how that works. Otherwise, just open a google doc, f3, type in your x and z

  2020-05-09 14:58

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  When you've been lost in Minecraft for two hours and you ...

  See, you're right, but because you're trying to make people cry over spilt milk, take a downvote.

  2020-05-09 14:56

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  Gasps in Brad

  I mean it's basically don't get addicted to it. Use your imagination once and a while and don't let your addiction not find women(or men) attractive. It's okay to use it as an aid, but don't get into the unrealistic side of porn (even though it already is)

  2020-05-08 16:50

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  lesson time

  Isometrics don't matter to her! They will when she pulls the trigger though.

  2020-05-07 17:59

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  Bone "apple" tree

  What a pfp

  2020-05-01 21:44

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  True

  So, you actually can change your gender. I wouldn't recommend it though. Just be who you are; who cares what genetials you have lmao.

  2020-04-30 15:54

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  True

  excUse mE!! i Is apAcHe aTtAck hElicOpter . Legit though, you can't be an Apache attack helicopter, but you can actually go through a surgery to change your genetials from male to female and vice versa. My friend is learning it and it's interesting.

  2020-04-30 15:53

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  this kid's going places

  I envy his style but I don't envy his cable management

  2020-04-30 03:57

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  Oh boy

  A Facebook "meme"

  2020-04-29 18:31

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  But but she "burned" him!

  Bleh, all of you are complaining like that wasn't a good roast. Maybe she didn't know what that meant but I'd do the same thing if I was a Dr. just to flex lol.

  2020-04-28 14:42

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  Sad days

  Yo, I'm not even lying this happened at my school late 2019. This woman came in to report her daughter getting bullied and the bullies jumped her on the way out. I saw the headline and a lot of people were talking about it the next day.

  2020-04-28 14:39

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  Insert camera

  Can I say it too?

  2020-04-26 02:04

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  ladies I’m not joking

  Quick google search and found nothing, must be satire. Really though, doesn't matter. You wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the man (not to be sexist) because Thomas Edison invented something that greatly helped the development of cameras: light bulb.

  2020-04-20 16:56

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  ladies I’m not joking

  berq, even if a girl asks you out, that ain't beta. What's really beta is if you turn a great girl down because you let your ego get in the way of a potentially marriageable woman. That is my opinion.

  2020-04-20 16:54

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  You dont say

  Me reading this comment section like:

  2020-04-20 16:49

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  Electricity bad

  Coronavirus spreads through 5g, why would we ever trust it? (Joke, pls don't ban me I good kid)

  2020-04-18 00:34

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  Insert

  If the braille says the item name, then they know what button to push to get the item, the same one they're reading. How they put in the money or do legit anything else, idk.

  2020-04-16 17:16

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  Hitler 2, coming April 2020

  If you think about it logically, he only did what he thought was right to fix his country. It's something any one of us would've done if we weren't educated otherwise. - a jew

  2020-04-16 01:09

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  Insert

  Maybe the braille says the item name?

  2020-04-16 01:07

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  Peace was always an option !!

  That's so cute

  2020-04-15 02:28

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  I think it's Veronica Rodriguez but correct me if I'm wrong

  Disclaimer: Still no free robux

  2020-04-14 16:52

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  Be ready

  Imo, YearsOfWar is right and I have an addition to his argument. Shakespeare made 1800 words according to my quick Google search. If that's true, what's so bad about the black community making 'finna'. My mom created her own swear words too lol.

  2020-04-14 16:42

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  That ought to do it

  I get some stories are long and boring, but you should at least try to listen. Otherwise imo, you're not a great friend. A good one at best.

  2020-04-12 15:25

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  Begone THOT

  You are sadistic. You pfp... why?

  2020-04-12 00:08

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  Like the current orange in chief

  @title Did he do something bad recently?

  2020-04-12 00:04

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  Thank you mr. moderator, very cool

  Lmao, the exact same thing happened to me. OP read us like a book.

  2020-04-11 23:08

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  Yes...she did. That's why they cant find her anymore.

  For this meme, yes.

  2020-04-11 23:06

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  They going for the message

  Never suppress the truth, but also include a way to fix the issue. Would you rather just deliver bad news or would you want to be the person to inspire a change? Don't complain unless you have a solution. Idk, how do y'all feel about that?

  2020-04-10 03:58

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  My feels are having an ouchie

  Hey cuties. No homo.

  2020-04-10 03:51

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  Insert doubt

  They should've made the game save with the same button that exits the game but okay.

  2020-04-09 22:16

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  Why are you gay?

  I'm definitely not trying to normalize pedophilia. I just don't think they should be slaughtered because they're different. They should get therapy. There's nothing wrong with them per say, but they need to be fixed.

  2020-04-09 22:08

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  Why are you gay?

  child rape. Though, I never thought there was anything wrong with pedophilia (I'm 15 and do not find kids attractive), there is definitely something wrong when you act on it. I hope this makes sense as a middle ground most can agree with?

  2020-04-09 06:32

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  Why are you gay?

  I mean you're not wrong, being in love with a kid doesn't mean you're a horrible person. Though, acting on it and manipulating the kid into liking you (cuz they're not capable of making decisions for themselves yet) is completely unacceptable. That sir is

  2020-04-09 06:31

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  If god doesn't exist how come he exists

  Excuse me, I'm looking for the Holy water. Nvm, it ain't here.

  2020-04-07 14:55

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  helpful I hope

  Seems like a selfish move to do. At this point we'd rather accept being rude to another person and wasting their time than just standing in an elevator with them or talking to them. Meh, there are still some useful applications. Bathroom.

  2020-04-06 17:10

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  I'm back

  

  2020-04-06 01:41

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  my life everyday

  If you ever need advice on an issue or how to solve issues, hmu lol. I'm on a roll today, helped my friend ask out a girl and another with her bully.

  2020-04-02 17:00

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  my life everyday

  I'm the exact opposite, I love when this happens to me. I like when people ask for my advice and I try to keep it as reasonable and fair as possible so we reach a solution, not a longer 3-way argument. I am the social kid that tries to befriend everybody.

  2020-04-02 16:59

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  its

  I agree using F too often is the second most autistic thing on the internet, that's right behind you.

  2020-03-31 17:25

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  dongs in a woman

  He does, and women. A lot of other things too.

  2020-03-29 20:06

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  Look it up

  Who will be the one to tell us the news?

  2020-03-29 20:02

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  theoretical astrophysics

  I hate how people act like garbage men are stupid. Even if they don't have a great IQ most of them are still 20x more wholesome than the morons that call them stupid. Same with taco bell employees just trying to pass by. For me, street smarts = book smarts

  2020-03-24 15:45

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  When Memedroid sings

  For those of you without a childhood, it's Kung Fu Panda.

  2020-03-22 17:06

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  right now

  Only if they're touching themselves below the waist.

  2020-03-22 14:26

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  Soft invasion

  Sick.

  2020-03-21 20:07

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  China

  Well, you're not wrong. But I'd also argue, we shouldn't just end all their people. It's more than likely some are willing to convert to our ways of living that aspire to bring up every individual.

  2020-03-21 16:35

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  China

  Yeah, unfortunately for me, I cannot escape it because I won't let ignorance be humanities falling. When people fight about race being an issue all they're doing is taking time from is themselves. Luckily I'm 15 and I have a lot of time.

  2020-03-21 16:33

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  China

  I love the constructiveness of you words. It very much proves your intelligence and my willingness to let you degrade me. Now will you stop sucking of batch for a moment and talk to my comment instead of insulting me?

  2020-03-21 16:30

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  China

  The west can progress with the help of blacks and mexicans. How would they hold you back? Nonetheless, they feel the same pain and love we do, why are they condemned to a fate that we would never wish upon ourselves? Is that the world you want?

  2020-03-21 16:29

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  Awwww

  I was thinking the same thing, 3 back to back bathroom memes.

  2020-03-21 16:26

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  Soft invasion

  get flamed idot. Actually though, what is wrong with the way he is talking, it's poetic, it's interesting, it's perhaps too sophisticated?

  2020-03-21 16:24

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  Insert title

  Marry me. I love that too.

  2020-03-20 17:01

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  China

  Please keep the generalization in control. I definitely agree President Xi should be six feet under, but what do you have against their manipulated people? Let's invite them as friends and educate them. They're actually pretty smart.

  2020-03-20 16:59

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  China

  Trust me, you're not at a disadvantage being white and it's not hard to be careful about what you say when it pertains to race. We all have to. If you see anyone being racist without the intent of joking, call em out on it. Make the world a happier place?

  2020-03-20 16:58

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  China

  I think saying that is just clouded. I'm brown and jewish and I own when I'm being racist. I think where you're misinterpreting it is when someone will classify you as being racist quicker than they would me, but what I say definitely isn't ignored.

  2020-03-20 16:56

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  didn’t happen to me

  Impossible

  2020-03-20 16:51

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  title

  Shows the black dude from the arrow, I forgot his name but because it's in the DC universe, it is probably kryptonite.

  2020-03-20 15:02

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  Orangutan is a magician!

  Why was I thinking the same thing. There's just a look for idiots who need a makeover and he fits my itching hand.

  2020-03-20 14:58

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  Champions Train. Losers Complain.

  Interesting @title. That sounds good for people in school tbh.

  2020-03-20 03:58

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  I've been training all year for this

  In person is way better because he's probably gonna wanna hug or kiss you. Probably both hahaha. If you do it over text though, all he is going to do is plan for him seeing you again (which could go good or bad, remember he's clouded by love now).

  2020-03-19 21:18

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  Coraline 2

  My dad has no rules set for me other than be safe and responsible. He makes a lot of suggestions and knows I take his suggestions seriously so I don't feel like it's forced on me, but I know he is always telling me the right things. If that makes sense.

  2020-03-19 20:47

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  It's not prostitution if it isn't for money

  We all know where she put that key.

  2020-03-19 20:41

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  I've been training all year for this

  Will do comrade.

  2020-03-18 23:31

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  Stop playing Jumanji pls

  That's actually interesting. I think the next step is to find out why black holes even exist? Like what was God's purpose for it?

  2020-03-18 23:30

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  Stop playing Jumanji pls

  7 years of Tribulation starting now?

  2020-03-18 23:28

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  Flex tape can't fix that

  Rip, my bad. I just thought it was funny and wanted to share it with you. Hope you liked it anyways.

  2020-03-18 23:27

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  I've been training all year for this

  Become friends with him, grow close to him, once you guys hangout a lot or you know he enjoys your time, lightly touch him once and a while playfully, if he keeps accepting all these things. Leave him and join the russian mafia. Seriously, he likes you.

  2020-03-18 23:23

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  Guys help

  *speaks in enchantment table*

  2020-03-18 20:40

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  Bruh

  R.I.P., he got burned twice.

  2020-03-18 12:47

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  Guys help

  Not the N.S.A.!

  2020-03-18 12:45

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  This is why I love this guy

  I don't know why they're hating on you. I liked the meme. All we can do is hope God will open their eyes and see everyone as equals rather than their scummy behavior. Or if they do I'm lost on why you're being hated. Gl mate, good meme.

  2020-03-18 12:43

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