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  I was always in the back

  Is that how black people got so cool?

  2015-05-16 09:02

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  Just some dobby that I used to know

  Harry potter ended like 5 years ago, just let it go

  2015-05-16 09:01

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  B O got skilz

  Well that's not how the burden of proof works. However, climate change has been shown to be the work of humans in several hundred studies, and the vast majority of scientists agree

  2015-04-25 08:26

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  B O got skilz

  No maybe not, it'd be closer to call them the American Taliban. Also, I used our because I copied it from the source I gave you.

  2015-04-25 08:24

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  B O got skilz

  http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/volcanowatch/archive/2007/07_02_15.html

  2015-04-24 11:27

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  B O got skilz

  while 200 million tonnes of CO2 is large, the global fossil fuel CO2 emissions for 2003 tipped the scales at 26.8 billion tonnes. Thus, not only does volcanic CO2 not dwarf that of human activity, it actually comprises less than 1 percent of that value.

  2015-04-24 11:26

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  B O got skilz

  Actually that's not even close to true. Our studies show that globally, volcanoes on land and under the sea release a total of about 200 million tonnes of CO2 annually.

  2015-04-24 11:23

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  Whoa.

  Then he shouldn't say anything

  2015-04-20 23:35

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  Whoa.

  That's also not the correct use of you're little emoji meme

  2015-04-20 20:52

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  Whoa.

  Not just color, they look similar. One is a frog, the other is a puppet played by a man who also puppets a frog

  2015-04-20 20:49

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  Whoa.

  You're horribly incorrect. Yikes.

  2015-04-20 20:48

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  Whoa.

  Thank you

  2015-04-20 20:45

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  It's true hahahaha

  Fucking efuzz

  2015-04-18 13:22

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  ...

  I don't see the problem

  2015-04-16 07:01

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  ...............

  Why is the titans face in the third pane, and then in the fourth they're being stepped on? I don't get it

  2015-04-15 11:20

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  Paul Walker

  Definitely robin Williams or heath ledger

  2015-04-13 23:38

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  Wasted time

  Yea I think this is staged. The bill doesn't look nearly folded enough to block the scan bar. And folding it that much, the case probably wouldn't close

  2015-04-10 20:44

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  I dislike when people force their hugs on the masses

  I would have popped it

  2015-04-06 06:11

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  Happy easter

  In the history? How far back? If you're talking the last two presidencies, the Bush tax cuts, and then starting two wars were the biggest culprits for the debt

  2015-04-05 23:13

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  Happy easter

  Actually, it's been cut by more than half....

  2015-04-05 23:10

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  Happy easter

  Well that's not true

  2015-04-05 23:09

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  Bush was the plane

  But it can burn hot enough to take over half it's structural integrity away

  2015-04-03 22:03

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  anyone else wanna try this?

  It's alright. It's not a unique flavour. Just a unique name

  2015-04-03 21:49

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  Oh snap, Justin bieber roast was ruthless

  Yes

  2015-04-02 13:58

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  Best jokes of the bieber roast

  Uhh. Wut

  2015-04-02 11:10

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  ߑ

  Animal abuse

  2015-03-31 17:34

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  Ice 0 - Refrigerators 1

  Where do they plug refrigerators into in an igloo

  2015-03-31 17:33

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  Favorite jailbreak movie?

  Me and a friend tried this pillow smothering thing. It didn't work well, if you don't panic and take shallow breaths, the fabric isn't air tight, you can breathe through it

  2015-03-31 17:33

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  POKEFLUTE

  Not if my roofies have anything to say about it

  2015-03-31 17:32

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  Over kill

  They used to be, and it didn't work well

  2015-03-30 22:15

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  Over kill

  Have you never heard of a ricochet?

  2015-03-30 22:03

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  Over kill

  Unless you hit an artery. People act like a shot to the leg doesn't kill. Pft. The artery in your leg (femoral I think) is one of the hardest to stop bleeding.

  2015-03-30 19:21

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  Over kill

  Who the Fuck uses a machete in a garden? Did you roll a bad number playing jumanji?

  2015-03-30 19:18

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  Over kill

  Harder than you think. I don't think you've ever shot a gun, let alone a small moving target. What if they do miss and hit the people in the background? What if the guy shrugs it off and takes that advantage to attack you? Maybe he has an artificial limb?

  2015-03-30 19:11

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  Over kill

  Getting shot once doesn't always bring down a grown man. People high on drugs have been shot and they keep going. Soldiers at war have had limbs blown off and keep fighting off an ambush. So no, one bullet won't always do the job

  2015-03-30 19:07

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  In a pet store

  But those animals just like a nice drumbeat

  2015-03-29 22:07

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  Fb

  Uhhh...no

  2015-03-29 22:06

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  Umm...?

  I don't moderate for half a day and this happens?

  2015-03-29 22:06

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  This kid is going places!

  Sleeping burns calories, so technically it's an exercise

  2015-03-29 22:05

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  Kids choice.I like it

  Kids gotta learn sometime

  2015-03-29 22:05

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  Oh Leo...

  I think so, I talked to British people when I was in Afghanistan, they couldn't even explain cricket to me

  2015-03-29 22:04

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  Oh Kanye

  She's not really a gold digger, because she's rich too

  2015-03-29 22:03

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  Fallout :)

  That sounds like an awful concoction

  2015-03-29 22:03

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  Ouch. That one hurts even me

  The guy below you is right. And you are not the real slim shady

  2015-03-29 15:17

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  Gluten is still a stupid word tho

  Feel free to argue with science. Just Google gluten allergy fake and check out the scientific study. Which was quite in depth. There's a chance it might be In people's heads.

  2015-03-29 00:17

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  Gluten is still a stupid word tho

  A study has actually proposed, with evidence, that gluten allergies are fake, unless you have celiac disease that is

  2015-03-28 23:24

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  New defense mechanism

  Yea I don't get it either

  2015-03-28 17:44

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  Hilarious

  Calm down #51142.

  2015-03-28 09:29

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  I offered them a hand job in the back room, I couldn't pa...

  Yes it is! It's my mini Cooper countryman! I love it

  2015-03-28 09:21

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  Yup

  I love you like JFK wanted a car with a roof

  2015-03-28 08:21

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  ิ

  Yea probably the anti Christ

  2015-03-28 08:19

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  ิ

  Mojo jojo*

  2015-03-28 08:18

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  Hungry hungry hippos

  Possibly more ruthless than the new hunger games

  2015-03-28 08:17

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  Hilarious

  Normally I wouldn't say this, but I wouldn't mind hearing that child died. You know Damn right he's going to grow up to become a pompous asshole

  2015-03-28 08:13

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  Great house guest

  It's funny because the ocean is full of raw fish

  2015-03-28 08:12

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  He would've been so mlg

  I've fought your friends on several occasions. They're pretty weak. Especially against an apache

  2015-03-28 08:08

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  That would be the best love ever

  So I need to find a whore who is only famous for amateur porn, then have a kid with a stupid name? Nah, I'm just going to keep playing video games

  2015-03-27 19:07

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  tattoo placements

  Well this is hardly accurate and bigoted.

  2015-03-27 19:06

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  He would've been so mlg

  Psh, that nigga only playing basketball at the bottom of the ocean now

  2015-03-27 19:02

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  Title is hiding his boner

  No, it was just his 24 inch revolver

  2015-03-25 23:50

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  Mmk

  Indeed, microwave ovens use microwaves to shake the molecules inside to produce hear. Toaster ovens work like a small oven

  2015-03-25 22:34

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  First pic look dirty

  Uhhhh....wat

  2015-03-25 10:53

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  I posted stuff in earlier comment, otherwise a simply Google search

  2015-03-25 10:46

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  life hacks

  You can actually buy this on the internet. I think it comes from A website called yankodesign.com. I had one a couple years back, they were about $25usd

  2015-03-24 22:27

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  If you are old enough to remember these movies, you're aw...

  Your score had nothing to do with popularity.

  2015-03-24 17:53

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  Oh really, then why does Wendy's now have the frosty shake? The original frosty is too thick to be a milkshake.

  2015-03-24 15:32

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  If you are old enough to remember these movies, you're aw...

  Nice new avatar, it'd be a shame if someone were to report it and have novagecko take it down

  2015-03-24 15:29

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  I am history class

  Fuck Italy, we made pizza and spaghetti better

  2015-03-24 15:27

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  A frosty isn't a milkshake anyway.

  2015-03-24 14:18

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  If you are old enough to remember these movies, you're aw...

  Tough guy, threatening to fight then backing down

  2015-03-24 13:07

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  If you are old enough to remember these movies, you're aw...

  Deal. You fly here

  2015-03-24 12:17

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  It might

  2015-03-24 11:35

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  If you have an ice cream machine, if it's a smaller one use a smaller can of condensed milk and 8oz cool whip. Bigger machine, use the bigger cans of condensed milk and 16oz cool whip

  2015-03-24 11:19

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  You're an idiot

  2015-03-24 10:53

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  I tried it, it's delicious, you're welcome

  Pour condensed milk and cool whip into ice cream maker, then fill the rest of the way with chocolate milk and turn on ice cream machine

  2015-03-24 10:53

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  Jesus take the wheel

  That's a double pun

  2015-03-24 09:31

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  Dirty jokes in kids cartoons

  I can't get a date because I'm ugly

  2015-03-24 08:43

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  Sharing is caring

  I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener

  2015-03-24 08:41

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  Jesus take the wheel

  What a sticky situation

  2015-03-24 08:39

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  Wumbo

  Wario zombie army

  2015-03-23 19:31

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  In Canada, bears also deliver packages

  Your point being? Maybe I used to live In Canada, you don't know my story

  2015-03-23 16:07

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  In Canada, bears also deliver packages

  Aww thank you Mike. Unless that's sarcasm, if so then go have some delicious chocolate pudding

  2015-03-23 14:06

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  Mmmm metal and garlic

  Garlic is cyanide to vampires

  2015-03-23 12:24

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  Plot twist!

  Would have been a better ending than the regular ending

  2015-03-21 23:12

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  Good guy doctor?

  Damn you beat me to it

  2015-03-20 19:33

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  How to be lazy

  Or you can just set a timer on either one of those smart devices. Smart phone, dumb owner

  2015-03-19 21:38

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  Yep... Read and weep Libtards...

  Most of those guns are stolen from legal gun owners. When Australians gave up their firearms, the price of a firearm on the black market shot up from around $1000 to over $10,000+. Criminals aren't going to spend that much on a firearm

  2015-03-19 11:42

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  Hitler was an ok guy

  Idk I'd it's real or not but this has been reposted at least 30 times

  2015-03-18 06:24

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  Walmart in a nutshell.

  Sometimes I poop in Ziploc bags and throw them at cars

  2015-03-18 06:12

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  :/

  It took me less than one tenth of a second

  2015-03-13 23:15

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  Mario the movie

  It was awful, but I still loved it

  2015-03-13 13:29

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  Moto 360 though

  I...I have a beard too

  2015-03-11 14:54

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  Someone doesn't understand science. Teehee. There's many other ways scientists have been able to tell weather patterns hundreds and thousands of years ago. Ice caps and trees have been studied to give accounts of different climate changes throughout time

  2015-03-11 14:51

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  And temperatures are rising. The top 14 out of 15 higher temperatures have been recorded the last 15 years. Remember it's global temperatures. Not just the temperatures you feel when your head is up your ass

  2015-03-11 14:47

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  Hahaha oh you poor poor idiot

  2015-03-11 14:44

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  Normally be 29° can really Fuck things up. Which is quite evident, especially noticed by people who live up there.

  2015-03-11 14:44

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  Melted not long after. The ice caps are continuously getting thinner and receding. Ice freezes at 32°f. So when the earth warming .5 degrees doesn't seem like much to you, it can affect a whole eco system, such as the arctic. Where 33° when it would

  2015-03-11 14:43

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  Do you believe global warming is real?

  I'm going to assume you heard that arctic ice had spread larger than normal. Yea it did, for like a month. And it was very thin ice. The spread of ice doesn't matter as much as the thickness. The ice cap expanded because of very cold temps, but quickly

  2015-03-11 14:40

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  Oh

  You don't even have to look that closely

  2015-03-06 09:46

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  We love you Ricks Beard.

  Okay, I'll wait for you

  2015-03-03 21:58

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