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  Yo mama

  Yo momma is so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal

  2022-08-11 03:40

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  Change it

  You never truly knows who finds you attractive though how many people do you pass daily that you find attractive but don't stop to let them know? Same thing could be happening to you/others

  2022-03-21 14:59

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  Fastafboy

  The person on the bike didn't even flinch

  2021-10-09 00:18

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  I want one

  this was a very damn good one

  2021-03-20 00:21

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  Damn they fucked that toy up

  That's the true Captain Marvel we needed

  2021-03-09 04:40

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  can anyone tell me where this is

  He's asking how to return to the Spanish server and he "doesn't want to see first world memes, he wants to see third world memes"

  2021-03-08 03:34

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  memedroid

  are..... are we not supposed to go longer than a week without human interaction causeeeee

  2021-02-27 04:31

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  Be free and live for your own self

  it'll be the first time in my whole life not having to worry about school or even work. it's going to be amazing

  2021-02-14 06:14

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  fuck. mum took phone off of me. nooooooo

  mine was 835

  2021-02-12 14:02

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  hold GME until you die fam

  I'll join you, I brought some popcorn

  2021-01-29 12:13

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  Every freaking time

  my school in 7th grade forced us to learn/play computer typing and I didn't have any friends so I'm one of the ones to type with all their fingers

  2021-01-28 06:35

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  Mods please have mercy I need help

  Original Poster

  2020-12-10 22:59

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  Once you think it , you can't unthink it

  Call my baby lollipop Tell you why

  2020-11-12 17:10

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  Thank you

  where I live Nickelodeon was channel 28, Disney was 29 and Cartoon Network was 31 Knowing that now has made that joke much more enjoyable

  2020-11-12 17:03

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  Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis showed support for their...

  No, I think they meant that this was sexist against Depp. Even though he is the victim in this case, there have been many times where he has HAD to prove that he's the victim. While in Amber's case, everyone believed her immediately when she accused Depp

  2020-11-12 10:34

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  Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis showed support for their...

  Fuck Amber Heard

  2020-11-12 10:15

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  A map I can get behind

  We get Popeyes or Church's if we don't feel like cooking as well no cleaning and we just enjoy the food

  2020-11-08 03:14

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  Get him

  truck driver for the rest of the day:

  2020-11-08 03:12

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  The bee at it again

  as an American it IS fairly entertaining and hilarious but kind of worrying because it just proves what everybody suspected, we Americans are morons

  2020-11-05 22:31

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  The wisdom of post nut clarity shall guide my vote hencef...

  It's okay buddy, I'd rather be a faggot than a bald, baby Gap wearing, 25 y.o. man-child that can't let go of "the good old days" (which is just your high school years) like you. Now, good day sir.

  2020-11-04 10:12

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  The wisdom of post nut clarity shall guide my vote hencef...

  Not balding before the age of 30, that's for sure ease up on the hair gel, you got like 3 hairs left and you decide on a combover to style them?

  2020-11-04 08:09

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  DGJFGJFJF

  

  2020-11-04 04:12

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  The wisdom of post nut clarity shall guide my vote hencef...

  @title that is what I was going to comment, so I shall leave with this

  2020-11-04 04:04

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  I'd rather you say no than never tell me whether or not y...

  @title no response is a response, they said no. It happens, but some people truly forget to respond while others don't care to respond.

  2020-10-31 04:33

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  She took all his money by means of alimony and even sued ...

  She then accused him of fraud, claiming that he was hiding at least $9 million in film contracts back when they settled the divorce. Also his alimony+child support = $900,000 per year Tldr: his ex wife isn't shit

  2020-10-29 03:58

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  She took all his money by means of alimony and even sued ...

  He married Afton Smith in 1998, had 3 children and they divorced in 2008. He was forced to pay her alimony and child support but in 2013 he had asked for the amount to be reduced as he couldn't afford it due to a back injury and lack of work.

  2020-10-29 03:57

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  She took all his money by means of alimony and even sued ...

  The Mummy movies(1999-2008), George of the Jungle (1997), Encino Man (1992), Journey to the Center of the Earth(2008), Bedazzled(2000), Monkeybone(2001), Airheads (1994) Definitely recommend any of these movies

  2020-10-29 03:44

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  Avatar! Is the cartoon worth watching?

  @title the cartoon is amazing even after that flop of a movie, the show still remains a fan-favorite

  2020-10-24 09:31

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  I've never had boba tea; tapioca sounds gross

  we call them Boba(which is also Bubble) teas here (at least the Vietnamese restaurants do) they're chewy and made of tapioca starch, come in different forms and colors as well I recommend you try a boba tea if you haven't, they're heavenly

  2020-09-28 04:16

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  Oh See

  But that measly hug and words will only stick with the kid for a few days if not months, this... this is a masterpiece that'll last years

  2020-09-24 03:06

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  Duck dildos

  God: Also, give the kazoo chicken the ability to fly as well

  2020-09-24 02:53

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  Title goes here

  only complaint I have is that nobody likes you when you're 23

  2020-09-20 15:53

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  i am not even joking

  

  2020-09-18 17:19

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  I like curry

  Thankfully I've never had American fruit cake I've never seen that tradition in America besides movies/shows My family is mexican so even though we celebrate some of the holidays, food and traditions are different so that just might be the case

  2020-09-17 03:46

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  I like curry

  I think we were just curious as to what type of cake it is and why some of y'all eat it with cheese rather than criticizing about when you guys pig out..... but hey, you do you

  2020-09-17 03:33

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  I was one of them. [Cringes at self]

  I'd only go first because there was no bar set, if you went after anyone else and blew it they would remember (at least that was my thought process) Go first and you set the standard, doesn't matter if you screw up

  2020-09-08 00:20

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  :-(

  people come and go man, and you definitely don't have to put up with a friend group like that. You'll find genuine friends that become your family over time

  2020-09-02 03:19

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  Fuck me

  Japanese meteorologist Sakuhei Fujiwhara, who originally described the phenomenon in 1921

  2020-08-27 05:16

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  Yum, Danny Devito

  Still alive and kicking at 75

  2020-08-20 05:57

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  Time travler

  nothing much, just browsing memedroid at 3 am, you?

  2020-08-20 05:24

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  IQ test

  Looked it up on Google and turns out chocolate is from the seeds of a fruit (the cacao fruit)but there are quite heated debates on both sides in whether it's considered a fruit or vegetable

  2020-08-04 03:51

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  At this point, I wouldn't mind if aliens vaporized the pl...

  Please say sike, just please.... not a Colorado squirrel

  2020-07-15 04:23

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  THIS....

  That was a damn good one sir it's not very often I find a comment funnier than the meme but I'm glad to have come across this one

  2020-07-08 02:29

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  Haha :)

  And if you run away and it's real, it will chase you

  2020-07-08 02:26

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  Pain

  All it said was he has had 9 concussions in his life with the first one happening at just 7 yrs old

  2020-07-07 14:38

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  Pain

  Just searched him up and turns out he has been having trouble with his memory due to multiple concussions, because of this he cannot remember some of his greatest works very well (like Malcolm in the Middle)idk for sure though

  2020-07-07 03:26

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  Haha

  They say they're going to try to offer both online and on-campus classes but I honestly think they might just switch it all to online for fall 2020

  2020-05-19 02:58

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  Who would think....

  Danny Zuko was probably the closest to looking like a teen out of all of them and even then....

  2020-05-18 02:39

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  dark mode please

  I came here wondering what updates could be made but that right there.....that's..... that's genius.

  2020-05-16 05:40

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  Yeah "cinnamon" lol

  Honey berry

  2020-04-30 05:27

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  Hu

  Getting head and free weed from the weed man (tomboy in this case). LEGEN (wait for it) DARY

  2020-04-28 06:38

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  Gg

  I'd also recommend not basing your goal weight with just the scale, it really throws a lot of people off (I was definitely one of those people ). You'll begin to notice the changes to your body

  2020-04-28 06:33

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  Right in the feels

  I'm very sorry for your loss

  2020-04-27 06:12

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  sometimes I don’t care

  Also, as you have told him to stop judging situations you know nothing about, maybe you don't know your friend's situation as well as you think you do. Maybe you're just waiting for him to finish talking and waiting for your turn to speak and judge.

  2020-04-20 08:57

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  sometimes I don’t care

  Or maybe he doesn't need advice, your friend probably thought you'd have empathy or like the other commenter mentioned, maybe a different POV (a neutral one even)

  2020-04-20 08:55

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  sometimes I don’t care

  What problems could your friends have that are so bothersome? If you can't even be bothered to empathize or let them vent then you are not friends. I also don't see how we are trying to feel superior at OPs expense?

  2020-04-20 07:38

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  sometimes I don’t care

  You sound like that shit friend that tries to guilt others "for not caring" and only likes to discuss what you're going through. A narcissistic prick like that doesn't deserve to be considered a friend.

  2020-04-20 07:28

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  Hold up wait a minute take it back right now

  I'm thankful none of my professors have decided to do online classes like that. I wouldn't have my webcam or mic on, imagine suddenly forgetting they can see you....

  2020-03-29 14:53

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  Aren't you a lucky lad :)

  Home workouts, they keep you sane and healthy

  2020-03-24 18:16

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  I actually have a girl at my school that’s like this

  @title cheaper than therapy, I get where she's coming from

  2020-03-15 00:57

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  F

  Finding out about her death made me cry too hard. RIP Qinni

  2020-02-14 03:53

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  Wanna proof...??

  You are absolutely right, happened here in Colorado and the mountain lion was about 80-100 pounds and less than a year old.

  2020-02-07 05:15

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  So it begins

  "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should." This is how we die

  2020-01-14 16:52

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  If only you could hear the scream in the background...

  I love how hard the rest of the crowd begins to laugh as well

  2020-01-08 04:38

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  h

  I guarantee that both of my dogs have cost us more than $2,000 dollars (each)in just property damage but no matter what they do, I know I will cry like a bitch the day they go. I agree, you don't deserve a dog if you don't consider them family

  2019-12-14 05:28

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  Legend of the fall....

  The camera man even zooms in on her face

  2019-12-05 05:41

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  Girls be like

  But isn't the goal of a relationship to have your significant other be a friend (if not best friend) as well?

  2019-11-30 20:07

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  The sacred texts!

  I've spent the longest time trying to figure out what you mean

  2019-11-30 20:04

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  Im glad I have a gf

  I say go for it. Everyone is so scared of rejection that neither party makes a move until it becomes painfully obvious that they like each other. If she doesn't like you for you then there's nothing to do but move on.

  2019-11-28 04:51

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  Not sure if this has been posted here before, but it is r...

  I'd much rather Colorado be buried in a fuck ton of snow than ever have to come across Florida Man

  2019-11-28 04:45

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  Waaaaaa

  Could be a text from his parent. Parents are able to monitor your grades online these days (elementary-high school).

  2019-11-25 17:59

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  wish has mental issues

  It's weird but useful in isolating the teeth that need work and keeping them dry. It's also very convenient to use during root canals as it prevents contamination from saliva and prevents small instruments from being inhaled by the patient

  2019-11-24 04:52

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  Pathetic

  Also, nice "memes read" stat, normie

  2019-11-16 03:40

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  poor doggo

  I definitely recommend it binged through it this past weekend

  2019-11-01 01:56

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  Broken Charger be like

  Happy Birthday little one! Hope it's a great one

  2019-11-01 01:23

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  ya

  And be sure to point the end of the chip and slide into your neighbor's yard in order to avoid cleaning up

  2019-10-31 22:29

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  AAA

  The kid from the Toy Story movies I believe it's been explained a lot better in the thread of first comment

  2019-10-31 06:07

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  Nerds LMAO

  How do you allow yourself to get to that point?

  2019-10-30 22:54

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  Nice try

  I take things too personally. If someone is absent from my life, I automatically assume they don't like me so I end up pushing them away in order to not feel or actually get rejected

  2019-10-30 00:06

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  Factory reset

  Maybe they're just not that into you

  2019-10-27 01:28

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  Thats good to know

  Saturn was the creepiest to me

  2019-10-11 08:51

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  Can relate

  And you try to do it fast enough before the topic of the conversation changes

  2019-10-11 08:39

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  Heaven or Hell?

  Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

  2019-10-07 03:29

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  I am in the mood for cursed memes? any of you too?

  Ahh ched packing, only one that's comfortable during the trip is the driver. Nostalgic memories

  2019-10-05 02:53

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  Water boi

  "So that's what opening a can of whoop-ass feels like."

  2019-10-02 01:39

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  Looking for a female version....

  @title deep scrub on the whole body important to exfoliate your skin.

  2019-10-01 19:28

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  Gooood suck

  I ended up showing up to an open book/note exam thinking I'd taken my textbook. Sat down and pulled out my math textbook right in front of my professor her face literally showed that she thought I was retarded

  2019-09-28 23:22

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  When your caption is too long

  "How has Disney not sued this guy yet?" Definitely got my vote man good luck on the hw as well!

  2019-09-18 03:52

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  Oof

  Such a harsh burn, even I'm hurt

  2019-09-14 00:22

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  For my GF

  

  2019-09-10 21:45

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  I need you to sit on my face Para5ite3v3

  That was actually smooth as hell and well thought out.

  2019-08-08 10:38

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  Creative catchphrases

  They're saying "Surely, you jest" making it a double meaning, that they're joking and the fact that the garment would be considered a jean vest or a 'jest'

  2019-07-31 04:28

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  Tru

  I'm pretty sure I just earned my spot in Hell just by laughing at this... It's worth it.

  2019-07-31 04:17

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  Oh boy

  Aaah my bad, I phrased that incorrectly I call my high school students "my kids" when talking about them, sorry. But I am a high school tutor

  2019-07-30 01:23

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  Oh boy

  Which math?

  2019-07-30 01:08

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  Alright alright

  Hey Ya by Outkast definitely an iconic duo

  2019-07-30 00:21

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  Oh boy

  I'm 22 and my high school kids get angry when I call them kiddos

  2019-07-30 00:12

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  Return it.

  Just ONE of the scariest motherfuckers on Courage the Cowardly Dog best kids' show ever though

  2019-07-26 11:56

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  Now thats cool

  Used to do rage comics when I had free time but later on I found myself without free time

  2019-07-24 21:52

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  SMASH!

  Me: Why can't you just fly out the window and save us all the pain? Fly:

  2019-07-23 02:16

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