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  steam sale

  And you couldn't even be bothered to put it in as the final frame

  1j

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  Country song moment

  I said I wouldn't call, but I'm a lil drunk and I need you now

  2026-06-21 08:51

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  Depends

  Hey OP? We try to keep the fetish content to a minimum here...

  2026-06-21 08:05

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  Famous last words

  Oh, that's a sub that has ICBMs ...

  2026-06-20 11:08

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  He's a really bad guy

  Nothing wrong with a little forced Cognitive Behavioral Therapy mate.

  2026-06-20 10:55

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  Ben and Jerry's REsTARDED email to me (2)

  I thought it was 13 35, is it really 14 40 now?

  2026-06-20 10:44

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  Iykyk

  

  2026-06-05 08:11

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  Problem solved apparently

  Tylenol PM 30 minutes before a Fleet XL, probably add some depends to that basket...

  2026-06-05 07:35

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  Lego drama update

  

  2026-06-05 07:34

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  uno reverse

  They're already married

  2026-06-04 08:12

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  First flight ever

  It's called the main line, experienced people use TSA Precheck

  2026-06-04 08:03

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  That hits harder

  This comment has been deleted

  2026-05-29 18:21

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  Math teachers furious

  The point is lines are not exactly parallel, they shift as you move in the perspective

  2026-05-29 18:15

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  sun tzu cooked

  Sun Tzu rushes in and died to a claymore

  2026-05-29 07:59

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  Piracy math

  What they're saying is that not everyone who pirates would buy, to make a purchase you must have means, desire, and the value must outweigh the opportunity cost of buying other things (like food)

  2026-05-28 09:14

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  close enough

  This is why bathroom doors should pull open from the outside, so you don't have to touch a handle to get out

  2026-05-27 06:41

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  Look at him. He knows what he did

  That smile... That damn smile

  2026-05-26 07:40

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  I don't think it's what it says exactly

  .cx

  2026-05-25 21:55

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  One girl, no cup.

  Neither did your mom, so it's not all terrible

  2026-05-25 17:23

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  Kids will be kids

  American nightmare will scratch that itch no problem

  2026-05-25 15:44

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  We all saw it live on TV during January 6th

  January 6th, 2020? ;)

  2026-05-25 15:36

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  7 is a lucky number

  It's more common than you'd expect

  2026-05-21 07:48

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  Ragebait phishing is the new craze. I wouldn't be surpris...

  I'm going to use this for a phishing troll against competitors, but with M365/G workspace

  2026-05-19 06:52

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  final season

  I've watched none of these, save for the boys, but I stopped because I'm not okay with how far they push the envelope.

  2026-05-19 06:42

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  Dad treasure chest

  Also PSA: just because it fits doesn't mean it's safe. Check the label, 48v/1a (48 Watt) adapter must NEVER be plugged into a 5v/2a (10 watt) device... Magic smoke comes out and your IT team gets annoyed

  2026-05-18 07:14

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  Dad treasure chest

  They're not random, they go to stuff... Always throw out the Cord with the device though

  2026-05-18 07:11

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  Oh damn that's not good

  The US has Petafiles and bites and stuff too

  2026-05-17 08:08

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  still waiting

  If you don't know, check out Epic the musical. Good version at tiny dot cc slash epicthemusical

  2026-05-17 07:08

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  Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

  That's the secret executive urinal for when you want to show off your girth

  2026-05-16 10:39

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  One day I would like to do this

  680 pounds of meat with an 8 oz serving per day times 4 people is 93% of a year. You eat other food too, not just the meat

  2026-05-15 07:44

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  Get rekt

  It's a Guy giving it to a girl, or IEFE

  2026-05-15 00:50

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  Tears run down my thighs

  But... I'm a dude!

  2026-05-14 21:47

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  memory graphics

  It's the CRTs that made it look good. We didn't have distinct pixels like we do now, it was a lot more color bleed in the projection that made it look sooooo much better

  2026-05-14 21:38

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  enjoy!

  Screwdriver vs Demon Core, IYKYK

  2026-05-14 07:13

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  Electrolyte detective

  Or, hear me out, the amount of salt is much smaller in Gatorade than ocean water.

  2026-05-14 07:08

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  dongs in a gorilla

  

  2026-05-12 07:12

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  Ah shit

  If you want to stop, install filters at the router level, delete stuff as you watch if you have it saved (so you don't enter a binge/purge cycle), and have a support person like a rando on discord, therapist, or similar

  2026-05-12 07:07

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  Ooof

  You'd be surprised

  2026-05-10 07:43

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  coping hard

  Apparently McDonald's doesn't want you doing this anymore and is taking away self serve

  2026-05-09 07:14

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  Blue button girlfriend

  Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. Do not needlessly sacrifice yourself.

  2026-05-09 07:10

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  Never ever criticise their favourite octogenarian

  Can we get a 3rd party together of moderates that does stuff like pro abortion AND pro gun? Let's call it EDSL, pronounced Edsel (Everyone dies sooner or later )

  2026-05-08 08:10

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  Template language unlocked

  Congratulations on unlocking hieroglyphics II

  2026-05-08 07:40

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  kek

  Destroy it! Cast it into the fire

  2026-05-07 07:54

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  Wtf is wrong with people

  Don't encourage them, they like the Saint Andrews cross

  2026-05-06 22:26

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  Bro is clearly running on imagination

  He's turning into Q

  2026-05-04 08:03

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  Hold music slaps

  Opus Number One. Default hold music for the Cisco phone system

  2026-05-03 08:23

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  When I'm gone, everyone will remember my name... Big Smoke!

  There was A FIREFIGHT!!!

  2026-05-03 08:19

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  Oops i dropped something moment

  That was a wild ride from beginning to end

  2026-05-02 10:22

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  man accidentally discovers the concept of a romper

  Bro, they've got the mannequin doing the socially awkward behind the back arm pose. 100% fits the romper

  2026-05-01 08:03

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  Me be like

  Well your first problem is playing League of Legends, the second problem is that looks like the 2019 map, so I'd not update, and in fact uninstall

  2026-04-30 08:40

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  Dum fok boi

  Dum dum fok boi

  2026-04-30 08:22

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  This dude exposed hundreds of frauds and was fine, until ...

  They can SEE you through the Wi-Fi

  2026-04-30 08:09

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  Dry as the desert

  You're right, she's about to tell you to bend over

  2026-04-30 07:16

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  Score doesnt matter copium

  Book Body keeps the score IYKYK, short version trauma

  2026-04-29 11:16

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  I shit you not

  

  2026-04-29 10:25

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  Wifi watching you

  Indeed, I'm at a loss for words on how bad this is

  2026-04-29 10:17

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  That small knock we all recognize

  You'd be surprised how many penises that keeps one from seeing

  2026-04-29 08:57

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  the octopus caught him

  I've heard enough on the Internet to know what happens without a wet suit

  2026-04-28 21:46

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  Camouflage

  Horned frog

  2026-04-28 06:49

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  Vegas ain't it

  That used to be enough for a little bit of fun, Vegas Got expensive AF

  2026-04-27 09:12

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  i'm bboy popeye

  Better than the Olympics breakdancing, but more of a Facebook post than a meme

  2026-04-26 07:39

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  Land a plane trope in 2026

  Fun time for me, I'm an IT professional AND I've flown a plane

  2026-04-26 07:36

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  me trying to have a good day

  Good thing there weren't passengers

  2026-04-25 11:03

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  Pick your death game

  I heard there was some silly game about a book club, toki something? Maybe that?

  2026-04-23 07:46

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  Startup idea

  Unless we find another way to convert thermal energy to kinetic to electrical, probably. There's always TEC chips, just find a way to scale them efficiently and boom, no more water.

  2026-04-22 10:31

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  Some lessons come with smoke

  

  2026-04-20 09:24

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  Chair line is insane

  Opus Number 1. Was used by Cisco as the default hold music. Look it up on YouTube, even more of a banger in Stereo

  2026-04-19 00:49

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  Bussin, got no choppelganger, straight up cheugy, no cap ...

  Your whip is a janky hoopty, and your piece won't see ice from you

  2026-04-17 09:17

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  Dead arm panic

  Ah yes, "The Stranger" technique.

  2026-04-17 09:15

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  Peak america moment

  Ya made a special toy at the very beginning

  2026-04-15 10:29

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  How being in love quietly reshapes reality

  When you're in love with someone who roofied you??

  2026-04-15 10:18

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  A.I. Gorlfren

  They'll make sexbots with both parts and then try to RMA after they "accidentally" used the "wrong settings"

  2026-04-14 08:30

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  Dialogue betrayed me

  Mass Effect 1

  2026-04-14 07:21

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  Bussin, got no choppelganger, straight up cheugy, no cap ...

  You know it sounds retarded even with context. There's no excusing that kind of smooth brain talk.

  2026-04-13 08:06

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  cool idea

  I guess I'm going to need an anti theft system that includes explosive bolts that lock my car into the ground

  2026-04-11 22:52

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  Some moods need no explanation

  I would yeet that asshole onto dry land

  2026-04-11 22:50

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  Lol

  I'm sorry what

  2026-04-10 08:45

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  They made sure nothing was left behind

  You'd better hope they keep doing this - that could be your medical records, bank records, Amazon Purchase History, Google Search History, or PornHub history. You absolutely want those drives destroyed.

  2026-04-10 08:15

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  Bigius dickius

  Where's Bisexual potato? His is probably Cockius

  2026-04-09 08:42

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  Nature holds its own quiet magic

  I'm calling AI

  2026-04-09 06:50

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  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

  Have you ever seen the two in a room? I think that Tony hawk made enough money to go back in time and become Bill Gates

  2026-04-08 19:48

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  Bitches be mental

  Your face failed the vibe check, you make them crazy

  2026-04-07 09:29

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  Canada street names collapse into pure confusion

  Taxi driver* Uber uses a map service, soooo yeah.

  2026-04-07 07:55

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  UK DragonFire laser destroys drones

  CIWS Phalanx costs tens of thousands of dollars per minute to fire, wondering what the rate of fire is on this

  2026-04-07 07:52

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  Join the discord https://discord.gg/S27whX8qk if you want...

  I wonder if my email made it to someone with eyes, I mentioned FAFOing during spring break probably wasn't the best idea

  2026-04-06 01:23

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  It's Brittany, bitch

  And they said no U

  2026-04-05 10:01

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  Some jokes just write themselves...

  Let me try too Eyyy, sweet! I did fill out the contact form, told them they're dumb for letting an AI shadowban people

  2026-04-05 09:55

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  Seal fights towel like its a sworn enemy

  If I had a nickel for every seal meme I'd seen today, I'd have two, which isn't a lot, but strange that it's happened twice.

  2026-04-03 11:36

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  hate my boring ass retail job but it's all I've got

  You can't say autistic now?

  2026-04-03 09:33

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  I didn't want it to come to this but it's really coinbenc...

  Joined it, good roster ya have so far

  2026-04-02 15:12

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  easy choice

  Why are comments talking so freakin long to post? Has anyone else noticed?

  2026-04-02 15:00

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  easy choice

  Just wait 31 days with the second one and you win

  2026-04-02 14:59

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  Task misunderstood successfully failed

  How to tell which person to let go

  2026-04-02 09:18

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  Big numbers that feel far from real life

  All of the people doing the valuation are asking their AI agents how much it's worth

  2026-04-01 21:08

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  Do I need to draw you a picture? - Yes

  Failed attempt to crop the repost label

  2026-04-01 10:13

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  Unfinished games as the true afterlife burden

  There is but one way, and it is a simple path, although not always an Easy one. The price was already paid for you. If you declare that you believe in him and accept him into your life, you shall be washed white as snow

  2026-03-31 07:04

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  Savagee

  You just used translate and lost the meaning

  2026-03-31 06:43

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  Underground fire goes hard

  We should setup heat capture from those as base power supply then, save time on mining it

  2026-03-31 06:32

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  Forbidden cereal combo

  Carbon dioxide added to powdered milk = soured milk

  2026-03-31 06:28

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  lol

  AI, reflection in the table is off

  2026-03-27 22:09

  +3