FapMasterFlex

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I go outside, often, just to fap.

14 Mèmes

FapMasterFlex | 2013-06-04 19:30

Hello, my name is...

Inigo Montoya Meme Iphone

94% 2129

FapMasterFlex | 2013-06-04 18:30

5th comment gets a tongue lashing.

Philosoraptor Meme

93% 1833

FapMasterFlex | 2013-06-04 18:00

Title is watching you...

93% 1740

FapMasterFlex | 2013-06-04 18:00

Title enjoys a good massage.

90% 1385

FapMasterFlex | 2013-06-04 16:00

I wanna be a pirate.

Pirate Coke Meme Gold

94% 1816

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-18 21:30

And I shall strike down thee with great vengeance and furious anger!

Pulp Fiction Samuel L. Jackson

88% 1599

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-18 21:00

Title doesn't like you.

92% 1598

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-18 19:30

Fifth comment must refrain from capping for at least one week.

Barman Fap Catwoman

91% 1584

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-16 22:30

Title is drunk.

94% 2207

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-12 20:30

4th comment will be beheaded.

93% 1830

FapMasterFlex | 2013-05-12 05:00

3rd comment has to give an old fashioned to 5th comment.

93% 1834

FapMasterFlex | 2013-02-19 16:00

titty sprinkles.

Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin Penguin

93% 1404

FapMasterFlex | 2012-12-01 16:01

butt tickles for everyone.

84% 584

FapMasterFlex | 2012-11-27 00:00

Never fails.

Comments South Park Fap

78% 474

Commentaires nouvelles

the only way to taste pussy when you vape.
That's the only pussy that a person who vapes will ever get.

2016-10-09 16:31
+57
Richtig
No, just the Mexicans. HEIL TRUMPLER!

2016-09-30 19:55
0
Praise Kek
A true legend.

2016-09-30 19:52
+4
love Tyrion
*Traitorous Whore

2016-09-30 19:49
+15
Mad Max Preferences
WITNESS ME!

2016-09-25 17:08
+9
Title is lonely

2016-09-23 15:51
+16
100% accurate. Just joking though, love my european neigh...
I know I'm probably super late, but what's this Prussian thing about?

2016-09-23 15:36
+22
#ColonialLivesMatter

2016-09-23 15:35
+88
Chris time boi

2016-09-23 15:35
+6
Dissapointment
That's not a a Cinnabon, that's a fat faggot treat.

2016-09-20 11:30
-4
4
Sad.

2016-09-17 22:39
-4
Pokémon!
That's a lie. Your cell service would change to a Canadian provider and you would lose your data.

2016-08-05 09:36
+4
Wow much horsr
I chuckled a bit.

2016-07-11 12:36
+25
Why tho
Jack Ryan is a commie?!

2016-06-27 14:12
+5
I don't get it
The UK is leaving the EU?

2016-06-26 01:33
-46
Unhelpful High School Teacher
If that.

2016-06-20 13:03
+38
Trust level over 99999999
Russians

2016-06-19 00:52
+9
There is also this parody called "ten inch mutant ninja t...

2016-06-18 12:09
+26
On for the ride
I still believe. FEEL THE BERN! ...

2016-06-11 11:32
+25
Duh
Footlocker is for nigs

2016-06-07 10:26
+9
I don't know how i fell about this
Almost forgot about pedobear

2016-05-30 09:47
+1
It blows
It's an old term "bladder full of hot air" it means that all the person says is bullshit

2016-05-30 09:45
+36
( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)

2016-05-24 21:18
+52
That must be a hard book to read
Dafuq did he just read

2016-05-24 11:55
+3
This is so fucking accurate
Could've done without the "yo" instead of your.

2016-05-23 21:12
+20
Kek
What the fuck is a takeaway?

2016-05-22 01:32
+17
yum
Comrade

2016-05-21 09:44
+7
lol
Suomi Perkele!

2016-05-17 19:20
+9
.
A very good movie though.

2016-05-16 15:45
+17
yupyuppers
What is this queer shit?

2016-05-16 12:39
+26
NO
Captain America died and the Punisher took over for him for a little while.

2016-05-04 12:29
+25
Boi if dont
*whoosh*...hear that? That's the sound of the joke going over your head

2016-05-03 01:06
+12
Maybe she'll get a BJ too?
Don't worry she won't win.

2016-05-02 21:20
+17
Surprise motherfucker
Saw this about 5 hours ago

2016-04-20 18:27
-4
Who wore it better?
George Castanza

2016-04-19 11:45
+8
Truth
Bernie:

2016-04-11 00:33
-5
read it in his voice
Ass

2016-04-05 22:45
+14
Free 5 dollar foot longs in the shower
They had a herpes outbreak a few years ago around Boston, after lawsuits they had to shut down alot of their locations.

2016-03-27 21:13
+4
Something I would do
I'd fuck the shit out of her

2016-03-27 21:02
-6
Whose line is it anyway
"Who's line is it anyway" m8.

2016-03-27 08:49
+12
Saladin is a kunt
GOD WILLS IT!!!

2016-03-25 21:10
+1
D

2016-03-25 14:41
+11
Logic
Simply put, she is a dumb lying whore.

2016-03-25 14:40
+47
Does this make sense
Lol no one wants to pay for college

2016-03-25 10:25
+2
The dog
I actually lol'd

2016-03-24 21:48
+2
Big ass mommy
Is most definitely wincest

2016-03-20 12:01
+133
Feel the Bern
No your right, they go toward the development of broken planes and bombings of Muslims.

2016-03-16 22:41
+1
I SAID LOOK AT ME
Anybody else think it's a little unlike Peter Parker to side with stark?

2016-03-14 21:21
-1
Finland Stronk
It doesn't, it just makes you think it does.

2016-03-14 21:19
+2
Play store is trying to tell me something
Fuck that

2016-03-09 23:00
-1
We all can agree on this
Glass bottle coke is typically bottled in Mexico, which means no artificial sweeteners.

2016-03-09 08:35
+10
Title is lonely
MEDIOCRE!

2016-02-28 22:23
0
shes not wrong technically
Vaping is for fags

2016-02-28 08:22
+46
abercrombie & lil' bitch
Lol A&F isn't even relevant anymore

2016-02-24 08:26
+7
she knows...
Let's be honest, most girls just can't give a nice old fashioned anymore

2016-02-21 19:31
+18
deer falling
Yeah they seem to be popular along Canada 1 in and out of Banff National as well.

2016-02-18 08:51
+7
Shit bricks!!
Except he's in Yosemite, which is a long way from the Himalayas.

2016-02-18 08:44
+7
Fine bros :/
Fuck that hipster beanie wearing Faggot Fuck and his jew brother.

2016-02-17 15:02
+4
modern freaks

2016-02-17 13:13
+10
Lol Marcos a fgt
The fuck would we need to spend more money on the military for?! Unless of course it's to take care of the veterans, and we all know that shit ain't gonna happen.

2016-02-09 17:36
+39
Soup bowl
That's because she worships the devil

2016-02-08 12:35
+11
Looks like he got a black Iowa
HEIL! /

2016-02-08 12:33
-8
Bama
Woahaaoooooo!

2016-02-08 12:31
+13
Sad face
He is a huge douche too

2016-02-07 15:17
+36
who play league or legendario?
Lol, wat a skrub.

2016-01-31 11:41
+13
Mary Jane
Her IG is @dudeitsdamsel, your'e welcome.

2016-01-28 17:23
+13
UTAPAU

2016-01-26 18:57
+6
ewwwwwwwww
*Drops grenade in*

2016-01-24 11:41
+71
Oh snap!
Lol

2016-01-24 11:38
+9
smh.
It's had a nuclear bomb in it, think about that.

2016-01-24 09:30
+4
I dont know if it is a repost :v
That's odd...doesn't he say somewhere near the end of the film that his job in the first order was janitorial? Or something like that?

2016-01-24 09:15
+5
..
I think the one on the right is kinda hot if you ask me

2016-01-24 08:52
+14
Well played
I would take George Clooney in Batman over Ryan Reynolds in Green Lantern any day.

2016-01-23 14:08
+8
Butthurt much
Posts*

2016-01-23 14:06
+4
Me gusta
Downvoted because I'm an average Memedroiding iPhone hating tryhard.

2016-01-23 14:05
+37
Jedi oath broken.........
Suomi?

2016-01-23 09:31
+5
It's hilarious. Go watch it. Star Wars
It's fucking stupid.

2016-01-22 16:42
-10
busted
TJ Miller has to be the most annoying fucker in the planet.

2016-01-22 16:41
+45
Katana she stabs people, a guy who throws boomerangs, and me

2016-01-20 11:48
+5
Weekend at Bernie's

2016-01-20 09:13
+1
Batman's nightmare
Flash is very bad for bats senses. That's why the always tell you to use a red light in caves.

2016-01-20 09:08
+9
Batman's nightmare
It fucks up their sensory perceptors, thus causing them to run into you instead of flying around you.

2016-01-20 09:06
+10
silly Benz!
No that's the Integra and the 240sx

2016-01-20 08:59
-1
wow
This post is older than my car, and that's pretty old.

2016-01-19 22:42
+17
Kitty's gonna go to the Green Place now, k? <(n.n)>
Jurassic World?

2016-01-19 20:43
+6
True
Heil! /

2016-01-18 19:53
-52
Only piccolo
It's not

2016-01-18 16:53
+4
Obey
That's a caution sign.

2016-01-17 21:36
+3
Respect
It means the painting, Norman Rockwell has been dead for over 35 years

2016-01-17 10:33
+6
Canada
Respecttheblock

2016-01-15 21:08
+34
Life hacks currently...
That's not how banana bread works

2016-01-13 23:51
-2
Its just a prank
See ya, whore

2016-01-10 19:04
+59
He died for our spins
What about Finn?

2016-01-07 19:30
+9
Dm
I would never defend him or his "music", but did any of you see the 14 year old in question?! Bitch looks like she's 25.

2016-01-07 19:23
+6
Knock knock
U wot?!

2016-01-07 19:14
-3
Branch rivalry
Spetsnaz

2016-01-06 15:20
-1
so much pain
Split the check and leave her ass there.

2016-01-05 21:33
+17
Kylo Ren saved me
Darth Revan would rek him.

2016-01-03 20:39
+19
I love Rey
A much prettier version I'd say

2016-01-02 13:45
+11
WRONG house
Probably shoots a 410, which is the smallest of the common gauges. I guessing this is one of those revolvers that is a 45LC/410 combo.

2016-01-01 21:51
+9

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