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  Just A Beer

  Nah, man. She looks young enough to potentially not be legal to drink. It's not about fascism, it's about businesses not breaking fucking laws.

  2026-06-21 02:10

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  kek

  I... Thiiink the meme is that the article is most likely copy-pasted from ChatGPT?

  2026-06-06 17:14

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  Raised by daylight

  I'm a '90s baby, it wasn't until I hit high school, around 13/ 14, that my tiny hometown instituted a 10PM curfew for minors. Prior to that, my friends and I would just run around for hours after school and in the summer, no guardians or trouble.

  2026-05-28 09:42

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  title

  Finding songs catchy isn't really the same as enjoying them. I WOULD enjoy them if humans made them, but when they don't pop up in lyric searches or YouTube because a clanker did it, that's bullshit.

  2026-05-15 13:36

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  title

  Getting real fucking sick of hearing sorta-catchy songs in videos, looking up the usually-weird lyrics, and realizing that they're some AI-generated bullshit.

  2026-05-15 07:33

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  Totally not worth it

  They may be "unstaffed" technically, but most of them have contracted armed security guards.

  2026-04-25 08:16

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  He understood perfectly

  Calico, oh yeah. Almost definitely female.

  2026-04-16 07:09

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  No Title needed

  He posted it himself, deleted it later, and then said that he thought it was "depicting him as a doctor."

  2026-04-15 22:18

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  Tipping debate again

  It's "mandatory" as some restaurant policies, or for groups of six to eight or more. When the employer has to make up the difference, it often reflects poorly on the waiter and they're punished for "not doing their jobs well." Fuck tipping culture.

  2026-04-13 14:34

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  Dog said nope

  I'm gonna assume with the way that the guy is moving around the ice so comfortably with the skates, stick, and puck, that maybe he's a hockey player of some sort? Idk anything about pro hockey or where they are, but maybe he has privileges bc he plays?

  2026-04-09 21:51

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  Hershey brings back real chocolate after viral backlash

  Probably still gonna taste like vomit tbh.

  2026-04-03 01:17

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  self damage

  The whole thing between Shad and David was incredibly stupid, just like the BS that Duke started with him. Shad felt called out by something that David said, when it wasn't directed at him or any one person. A very "if the shoe fits" moment.

  2026-03-23 07:20

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  self damage

  Sellsword Arts and a few others, yeah. First Shad and then Duke go after them. David keeps catching fucking strays, man- it's ridiculous.

  2026-03-23 07:01

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  self damage

  Weapon YouTubers posted a GoFundMe for a fun newbie D&D campaign. Fans donated $100k and they've planned three "seasons" now. OSQ posted a gatekeepy video accusing them of scamming with no evidence. They responded with good explanations. He doubled down.

  2026-03-23 06:59

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  Always

  Did... Did she wear white to her brother's wedding...? How did her SIL feel about that?

  2026-03-23 06:47

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  I'll round it up to twenty for the broken heart

  Broken heart fee after one date? Nah. Maybe request the five or so bucks for the grilled cheese if you're gonna be petty, but wanting compensation for "non-compatibility + broken heart" AFTER SEEMINGLY ONE DATE is a you problem.

  2026-03-21 10:27

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  Where do they come from?

  Dollar Tree carries them!

  2026-03-20 21:18

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  They know everything, yet still they ask

  Google knows that you aren't a robot- Captchas are used to train clankers. I get way more of those tests now that I've changed my OS, browser, and VPN. My theory is these sites can't collect as much data from me, so they make me do more tests.

  2026-03-17 07:05

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  When a computer nerd finds his other half

  When Windows 11 (my PC came with it) finally broke the camel's back and I jumped ship to Linux, I choose Arch. As a complete beginner. With only base console command knowledge. It was certainly an interesting experience and choice!

  2026-03-17 06:59

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  When a computer nerd finds his other half

  Microsoft when you installed Linux: "OH NO, WE'RE LOSING ANOTHER ONE! Quickly, get some scary weather shit going to put the fears of capitalism and data harvesting and AI into them!"

  2026-03-17 06:55

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  When a computer nerd finds his other half

  Dewit. It was hands-down one of the best PC-related decisions I've ever made.

  2026-03-14 16:15

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  Why Japan should never let urban blacks who refer to them...

  N ever surprised by the professional victimhood of certain folks! Dude said "amigo."

  2026-03-14 10:55

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  Sometimes kindness needs a second thought

  Supposedly he did apologize privately to the two black men who were on stage at the time the tic happened, yes. He doesn't owe shit to the crybabies screaming at him for his disability tho, I agree that that would be retarded.

  2026-02-28 20:50

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  Realizing I forgot my backpack late

  Looks like Peacemaker, maybe?

  2026-02-23 07:37

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  Student suspended after punching pro ICE sign holder

  The attempt at an assault without it being truly successful is likely why he was given only two days, to be fair. Good to send a message to students that punching, or attempting to punch, other students won't be tolerated there.

  2026-02-23 07:15

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  Unsubscribed arc complete

  Unsubbed from him a few months back. Was on the verge with Binging with Babish too, until he finally started putting the "Ranking Every XYZ" videos on a different channel, and returned his original to almost all cooking content.

  2026-02-21 15:44

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  Millennial finance talk

  Without a solid credit score, mortgages aren't a realistic approach. On top of that, some mortgage lenders want proof of good payment history in the form of rent and other monthly bills. Source: I bought a house in late 2019 and all of this factored in.

  2026-02-17 11:55

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  Generous but risky

  Their dad had Crohn's disease and died from complications with it, and because their dad had it, they have an increased chance of developing it themselves.

  2026-02-16 15:36

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  Tranny joke

  Women don't have prostates. Skene's glands are sometimes called the "female prostate," without actually being a prostate.

  2026-02-14 12:24

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  what timeline

  He killed himself after killing his family and the kids at the school, so he can't even be offended over it. The media continues to feed into the delusions of a dead guy, which is just bonkers to me.

  2026-02-13 07:43

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  Let the man explain it meme

  Yeah, it would've been more believable to say that she was a driver for F1 since there have been a handful of those at least. Last year was the first year that there was a female in a F1 mechanic crew at all, and she's not Chief Mechanic.

  2026-02-13 07:32

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  Kid saves good boy

  At least in this case, the ice didn't appear to be pre-broken like he'd already been through it, since he had to use his paddle to break parts. Helmet cam aside, at least it doesn't look like he put the dog out there himself to stage a rescue?

  2026-02-12 09:44

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  Design gone wild

  Yeah it's likely a situation where the maintainer doesn't keep it updated, and only updates it every so often. I'm having that same situation rn and it's pretty annoying since the maintainer releases new mods all the time.

  2026-02-12 09:34

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  Every empire thinks its eternal

  Little Caesar's "specialty" pizzas leave a lot to be desired, but their normal Hot n Ready stuff is what I affectionately call "B-tier pizza with S-tier pricing." Can't really beat that in this day and age- it's not even cheaper to make your own.

  2026-02-11 06:46

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  fukurashi update hurts

  This morning, he posted that Fukurashi has passed away.

  2026-02-06 08:11

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  Explosion at Rockstar North raises questions

  News sites say that it happened at 5AM on the 19th.

  2026-01-21 06:29

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  dev deletes game lol

  According to articles about the game's shutdown, he's open to making it all properly down the line. The game is called "Hardest" for those interested in looking into it- supposedly the code was done by him, and in-game images and music are all AI. Yikes.

  2026-01-14 06:45

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  righhhhhtt

  They were fraudulently granted millions of dollars over the past couple of years, and that daycare couldn't invest in a computer-based filing system? Yeah, ofuckingkay then. Totally believable.

  2026-01-04 00:02

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  When Windows gives up and you meet Linux

  It does, yeah. Some ACs like EAC work on Linux through Steam now, but nearly all invasive ones still don't.

  2026-01-03 09:39

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  Another honey trap lands online

  Did they? P sure that Paypal's still operating Honey under the same name. I think the meme is referring to the YouTuber Megalag, who's been researching Honey for years and released his second video revealing more maybe-illegal practices a few days ago.

  2025-12-25 14:49

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  this ain't it

  Can't speak for all countries of course, but in some US states it actually is.

  2025-12-25 06:58

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  this ain't it

  Gonna hazard a guess that they look like women, or at least lack an Adam's apple, and other women wouldn't be uncomfortable enough with them around to complain anyway.

  2025-12-25 06:57

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  Task Failed Successfully

  A guy ordered two trucks of cement to his house and both of them fell off the sides of his narrow driveway.

  2025-12-18 07:54

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  Spielberg blacklisted Affleck over pool incident

  According to the Internet, supposedly they were all on vacation together when Steven's little kid son "got upset at Ben" and pushed a fully-clothed young adult Ben into the pool. Ben got out and threw the little shit in. Allegedly.

  2025-12-18 07:48

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  Warner Bros tells shareholders Netflix is the better road

  Neither is good for "customers." One destroys the act of going to movie theatres, and the other effectively creates a monopoly on said movie theatres... Plus we'll probably still get woke shit either way, so. They both suck pretty badly.

  2025-12-18 07:06

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  peak season pain

  I had ordered a PC case, delivered by FedEx. Met the driver outside. I got some lady's Costco paper towel order. Driver told me that I could swap them myself or wait a few more days. I opted to swap them, then we both reported him.

  2025-12-11 12:10

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  Google really said Marlon Brando is not in heat

  However, I don't know what Google's AI Overview would do with quotations since I refuse to use the AI, so I'm willing to admit that you could be completely correct in that regard, and perhaps the AI would understand quotations when used properly.

  2025-12-10 06:24

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  Google really said Marlon Brando is not in heat

  To be fair and technical, Google, and likely other search engines, understand things that are in quotations as required words, not necessarily as proper nouns. While grammatically you're correct, search engines don't always follow or grasp grammar rules.

  2025-12-10 06:21

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  Yeah

  AI came up in conversation and "clanker" is not yet recognized as a formal slur, maybe?

  2025-11-28 07:23

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  The Witcher 4 is already chaos online

  No idea, but Pirat_Nation appears to have deleted the original post without acknowledging that it's not true. Edit: She's an HR person at CDPR looking to hire for the company.

  2025-11-22 22:35

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  Press # until the robot gives up

  Yeah, basically. On top of that, the ones that don't hang up on you will simply never redirect you and keep saying "I'm sorry, try again," because there aren't any humans to even redirect you to. It's all being replaced with AI speech bots now.

  2025-11-22 09:31

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  step sibling likely to be charged update

  Why? Also, the context: Anna Kepner, an 18-year-old girl, was found dead on a Carnival cruise while on vacation with her family in early November. Her stepbrother is now being investigated for potential involvement in her death.

  2025-11-22 09:06

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  Don't care

  You are quite literally living the meme. What an odd thing to say, indeed.

  2025-11-22 08:19

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  Don't care

  That doesn't answer the WHY of why those intelligence-related things are tied to the documents of a sex trafficker. You didn't answer the question, and instead made it even more weird that a sex trafficker was involved with so many world elites.

  2025-11-22 08:18

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  Streamer Jack Doherty arrested wtf

  And then was showing more concern for the car than for his friend/ cameraman with the head injury? Yeah, one in the same. Real piece of work, this kid.

  2025-11-17 10:24

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  jeans discourse goes nuclear

  I thought so too, and the internet says that you're close! According to most sites, Jacob W. Davis, an American-Russian tailor, invented what we know as "jeans" today and patented the idea with Levi Strauss, who then mass-produced them.

  2025-11-13 07:22

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  Investigate the Fraud

  Speaking as somebody who also lives in VA, you're so unbelievably full of shit.

  2025-11-09 10:22

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  they're back

  While I agree that maybe he's not as fit as he used to be, I think that society should cut him some slack. The poor guy has been going through a really rough patch for a while now, so I feel like it's understandable.

  2025-11-05 22:24

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  goodbye bunny arc

  It's called amorphus globosus! You're kinda right, yeah. Sometimes cows can successfully have twins, but if something goes wrong, this is one of the unfortunate things that can result.

  2025-11-05 22:17

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  Tell me you're surprised

  Wikipedia cites one as black and one as "of Caribbean descent," and also makes a point of saying that they were both born in the UK. Born there or not, they're still almost certainly racially-motivated homegrown terrorists.

  2025-11-02 09:37

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  If it was me on the bike I'd be laughing my ass off, no m...

  Fun fact: Those could are actually just be her shoes. Converse has, or at least had, released a super-tall pair that wear like thigh highs... I had a pair back in high school.

  2025-10-15 10:19

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  aaargh

  Original pic in 2010ish was similar to this but with words that NG didn't like so they removed it. Alan Rickman died & I changed it to Snape- NG removed it for copyright. Pic's been this boring tissue box ever since.

  2025-10-05 15:40

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  bitten by capitalism

  The middle one isn't even an Apple phone though...

  2025-09-29 07:44

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  AI said nope

  Well, it fucked up that weight pretty badly... But other than that, I don't understand the joke or point that's attempting to be made.

  2025-09-11 07:22

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  Talk to me

  I just don't really have anything to talk about. But now here I am, talking about the fact that I have nothing to talk about, so there's that I guess.

  2025-09-07 13:01

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  phone crash

  The car was rented to her, and the person who owned it had the cameras installed and posted the video online. The driver tried to lie about what happened that caused the accident, seemingly forgetting about the cameras.

  2025-09-06 00:35

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  liver‑eagle schedule

  Prometheus!

  2025-08-21 07:15

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  river boss got nerfed for VIP

  Tbh, I'd be less worried about public service exploitation and more concerned about what nasty shit got washed up on to land by the raised levels. Speaking as an Ohio native who lived along that river for decades, the Ohio River is GROOOOSS.

  2025-08-08 07:30

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  Title

  Martha Stewart, the woman on the left, went to prison for a little while a few decades ago, for botching her tax stuff. Nancy Pelosi, the creature on the right, has been a known stocks inside trader for just as long and is walking around free.

  2025-07-06 09:50

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  flop game raised $300M? feels like a laundering speedrun

  I thought the same, but apparently the game being refererred to is "MindsEye."

  2025-06-18 23:37

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  Defiling nature for profit? Absolutely

  Milo Rossi, AKA Miniminuteman on YouTube, just released a video about this a few days ago. Was an interesting video to watch and topic to learn about, for sure.

  2025-06-04 06:37

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  Live-action Lilo & Stitch just body slammed the 2002 vers...

  They straight-up fucked the entire "ohana means family" premise. It only grossed that much because that specific change wasn't shown in the trailers, and what WAS in the trailers mostly looked promising and adorable.

  2025-05-29 00:19

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  Head on Shoulders

  Isn't that also the guy who uses mayonnaise as leave-in conditioner?

  2025-05-27 09:32

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  Final Destination movie causes actual final destination m...

  If anybody I know was at that screening, well suddenly I no longer know them! They're not catching me in their death trap.

  2025-05-26 20:04

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  Sad but true

  Never forget- the term and concept of "gender" was coined by a child-mutilating pervert!

  2025-05-24 23:53

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  Moroccan bot farms have invaded memedroid.

  Seen so many long-time people disappear recently. Pretty sad how it's going lately, yeah...

  2025-05-24 05:37

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  @FBI, we found one. This is satanic

  The GiveSendGo that his family set up is still posted. It says that they won't be using all of the funds for legal fees, but also to relocate "for safety." Report that shit, get it taken down, it's against GSG's policies regarding violent crimes.

  2025-04-15 23:54

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  they're all useless

  Virginia.

  2025-04-12 23:49

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  Wig

  I nigyasha lady here made me choke laughing.

  2025-03-23 09:38

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  Sceptical Baby

  "Alledgely?" ... OP, Are you sure that you're calling the right person brain dead?

  2025-02-15 09:44

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  chyna

  That's cool. It doesn't change my comment- my local dealership has plates on ALL cars. It's smaller, max ~30 cars, maybe my area allows for more plates than yours. Also, the vid's in China- they've surely got wildly different practices from us.

  2024-12-28 19:10

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  NOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT A FUCKING CONTENT IS...

  Ah. OP is a Brit. Explains a lot.

  2024-12-28 11:46

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  chyna

  All of the cars at my local dealership have license plates. They're simply known as dealer plates, and are meant to be temporary for test-driving/ loaner purposes and are registered to the dealership. They're switched out for papers when a car is sold.

  2024-12-28 11:30

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  Nair

  Nair! It's a cream that you spread on your legs, armpits, wherever you don't want hair. Leave it on for a bit, then wipe it off with a damp cloth. Burns like a mfer if used on fresh wounds or sensitive skin though, yeesh.

  2024-12-10 00:53

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  Basicly

  They lowered the entry standards so that minorities could actually get in, yeah... And then those people couldn't keep up once they got in so they needed the standards lowered even more.

  2024-11-17 09:14

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  For the love of all things Wellington

  Jenna Marbles'/ her friend's joke. "Corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it's a hot dog" was the exact statement. Probably not even an AI picture- a few YouTubers did it using frozen corn.

  2024-11-12 23:40

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  Check out the balls on this guy

  "Athletic failures..." Says the dude who couldn't cut it in the men's division, so he sex-swapped just to have a chance at being "good."

  2024-10-25 13:28

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  Nah this ain't it, Homer should be higher

  Bump Marlin down and put Doofenshmirtz there. Knowing cursed things about clownfish, he's absolutely not God tier.

  2024-10-25 09:27

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  Nah this ain't it, Homer should be higher

  Marlin is a lot less wholesome when you know that he, as a clownfish, would've sex-changed and mated with Nemo after Coral died.

  2024-10-25 09:26

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  He's right

  Something like "yet none of you spoke up," maybe?

  2024-10-25 00:32

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  there's only been one Blade meme

  The first director stepped down due to scheduling conflicts, and the replacement just left too. Don't remember why. Wesley is apparently okay with the new guy that they've got trying to do it, but... Meh.

  2024-10-24 09:48

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  we are being lied to

  Can confirm. Worked there a decade ago, and again a few years ago, and they changed to using fresh for the Quarter Pounder. It arrives not frozen and is stored in the fridge, never in the freezer anymore.

  2024-10-24 00:19

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  Identity crisis

  I thiiiiink that the fourth dude in both the top and bottom pictures might be the same guy, but it's hard to make out for sure...? Also I didn't know who tf that dude or any of these dudes are, sooo

  2024-10-19 23:28

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  Enter Sandman

  I'm Rick Rolling everybody.

  2024-10-14 23:31

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  Hi, Sir Vicks

  Blame it on the memes.

  2024-10-14 09:37

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  MAYYYY !

  False. He's a white dude. Netflix would NEVER, it's not diverse enough.

  2024-10-12 19:33

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  dongs in a bird

  I think I remember hearing something like that on some nature docu, yeah. Bald eagles, and lions too fun fact, have their "cries" dubbed over since they don't actually sound that cool.

  2024-09-26 06:23

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  Monke

  Was playing a Ragnarok Online private server. Have been in an area for over four days killing things trying to get a cool hat. Up to a 2k+ killcount, sooo... Genocide I guess?

  2024-09-09 20:28

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  When George Floyd died the Country was turned down

  Saw her on a "reality" cooking show in 2020, Worst Cooks in America. Not that it matters, but after watching some of the footage of her taking the stand too... Yeah, she's been mean and making shit up her entire life. Give this bitch the chair, ffs.

  2024-09-07 08:46

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  NOT MINE SORRY IF REPOST... BUT WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED.

  Just went on a curiosity dive myself. Yeah, it was some attention whore on a "satire account" who changed his nickname and bio so that people would find his account when searching. He changed a few more times after backlash, then deleted his account.

  2024-09-07 08:37

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