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  An accurate representation of the ninja turtles coming ou...

  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, As directed by MICHAEL BAY

  2016-06-14 04:32

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  The only manly way to garden

  That'll be one eco-friendly crime scene.

  2016-06-10 03:51

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  Looks like angels knife in supernatural or am I wrong?

  Couldn't the same thing be achieved if you just twisted your average knife when it was in someone?

  2016-06-10 03:26

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  I am wolfkin I'll let you know

  Is that the Stig from Top Gear or the Biker from Hotline Miami?

  2016-06-01 01:43

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  I'm a furry, but this is too much

  ...PURGE! PURGE THE HERETIC! CLEANSE THE EARTH OF HIS PRESENSE!

  2016-05-23 14:20

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  "Hey! Jesus, buddy."

  On a scale from "heresy" to "not-heresy"... HERESY!

  2016-05-23 14:06

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  Actually that happened to me

  I sense heresy. Beastmen must be near.

  2016-05-23 13:59

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  Metal gear

  Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

  2016-05-23 13:49

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  Hand

  Um... that's just a "little" bit more than a flesh-wound.

  2016-05-12 01:01

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  Fav movie?

  House of a Thousand Corpses Hot Fuzz V/H/S

  2016-04-25 00:42

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  Super Smash Brothers

  Risk of Rain

  2016-04-25 00:13

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  Mine was Destiny.. Think I'll be.. okay...

  S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? Such is life in the Zone.

  2016-04-14 16:07

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  World of Guns: Gun Buttsex Rule 34, you bastard.

  2016-04-11 01:44

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  Should I buy the division?

  Well, it depends. Do you have a fetish for bullet-sponge enemies, falling through the world map multiple times, graphic glitches that can render one faceless, and absolute overuse of the word "iconic"?

  2016-04-08 13:48

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  Apple Servers

  And as you can see, (the) Apple is appalled by this hacking scandal!

  2016-03-23 08:17

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  No Gods Or Kings, Only Man, A Man with a Drill-Arm!

  2016-03-23 08:15

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  Ok.

  Maybe Han just has really good taste in clothes

  2016-03-23 08:11

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  Wow

  I have seen a film about a killer condom, I wouldn't be surprised.

  2013-02-18 14:40

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  Yup

  Say Hello to my little friend!

  2013-02-18 00:54

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  unoriginal title

  Beavis & Butthead: It was the greatest day of our lives.

  2013-02-18 00:35

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  Canadian Soldiers

  BOOM, Sorry.

  2013-02-17 23:55

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  The_Void_of_Emotion, if you're reading this, everyone is ...

  Guys, there are better trolls on MY LITTLE BRONY! I despise you morons.

  2013-02-17 22:31

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  Highfive ( °u°)/(°u° )

  And over here, we can see the man that said he enjoyed Twilight.

  2013-02-17 20:18

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  turtles breathe out their bum.

  ^^^Actually, Fire Geckos are Charamanders.

  2013-02-17 12:23

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  Like a sir

  For when you need a fancier alternative to a Perk-A-Cola.

  2013-02-16 23:40

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  true tales

  How I became friends with 2 girls: Girl 1:What music are you listening to? Me:Drowning Pool Girl 1:I love Metal! Girl 2:Me too!

  2013-02-16 23:35

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  title thinks you'resexy

  Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

  2013-02-16 22:09

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  Yes...Yes he does.

  So wait, I can watch Spongebob and it is okay, but I watch a similar show with a heavier emphasis on teaching lessons, it's bad?

  2013-02-08 23:19

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  party

  My money is on Jason or Michael Myers. Just look at their poker faces.

  2013-01-28 18:34

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  gravity... aren't you a bitch

  ^^^^^^^Don"t look down, DON'T LOOK DOWN, WHY DID YOU LOOK DOWN!?!?

  2013-01-24 20:49

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  Favourite song..?

  Way of the Fist- Five Finger Death Punch

  2013-01-24 20:32

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  wtf?

  That my good friends, is a reverse El Camino!

  2013-01-21 17:27

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  he found his love

  Hmmm… Lets see… I'm going to need more bullets.

  2013-01-21 16:54

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  perfect sense .

  Yeah, your fifth break-up this WEEK is much more painful than my burning flesh.

  2013-01-21 16:19

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  idk if it's a repost, but here.

  I disagree. I find breathing, easier, and juggling chainsaws, quite harder.

  2013-01-21 16:13

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  no faith

  GORO FACEPALM!

  2013-01-21 16:04

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  dat face

  Ghouls from Fallout.

  2013-01-19 01:38

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  CD's in a microwave.

  The most entertainment you'll ever get out of a Twilight movie.

  2013-01-19 01:33

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  Panzercycle

  And I might be related to the Bat-Cycle.

  2013-01-19 01:30

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  For the saftey of humanity!

  Octavia fights for true music!

  2013-01-16 23:07

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  *-*

  SCIENCE!

  2013-01-16 22:49

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  meth cat

  Hey look, Walter White's pet cat.

  2013-01-16 22:43

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  .

  Don't worry. Xenomorphs weren't invited much parties either. "No fair! He's using his tongue!"

  2013-01-16 22:40

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  several

  And involved in much scarier stuff, too. I mean, just look at him. He has the look of murder in his EYES!

  2013-01-16 22:30

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  Real Galvaknuckles

  Now this might sting, just a tad bit…

  2013-01-16 22:14

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  oh nevermind

  Obviously, it is an Apache attack helicopter. An Apache attack helicopter with dual machine guns and rockets.

  2013-01-14 23:23

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  this is difficult...

  My life will only allow Intelligence.

  2013-01-10 08:21

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  walter

  Have a nice day.

  2013-01-09 22:15

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  lulz

  I have an even better idea. #cutbeiber

  2013-01-09 17:51

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  welcome to the internet

  Ummm… B-A-C-O-N?

  2013-01-08 21:14

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  fuck

  It's indestructible, they said. It's unsinkable, they said.

  2013-01-08 20:41

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  scary ducks

  ^ Because the person that posted this blew the duck's cover, and the duck is getting revenge.

  2013-01-06 20:05

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  o-o

  And he did it without the aid of Bath Salts!

  2013-01-06 02:14

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  cinnamon challenge... oh god...

  Didn't Tori from Mythbusters survive?

  2013-01-05 23:15

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  Danm thats the best motha fuckin present ever

  Open up your stockings, Kiddos!

  2013-01-04 19:56

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  Go Sam!

  And this, fellow Memedroiders, is a prime example of a kid that just does not give a fuck!

  2013-01-04 02:57

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  hjkgg

  Open up your stockings, kiddos!

  2013-01-04 02:54

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  Wat?

  Do it. do it. DO IT, NOW! Come on! Go in the restroom and hang your self! You're wasting everyone's time.

  2013-01-04 02:52

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  poor guy

  But it wasn't a rock. It was a rock LOBSTER!

  2013-01-04 02:34

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  Caca shit

  Ah Hell Nah, I Ain't Fighting That Thing!

  2013-01-04 02:31

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  Hell No

  You know, this room could use some more decorations. How about some PIPE BOMBS?

  2013-01-04 02:29

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  you must be a pie cause u make my bannana cream

  I now desire to be put in cryogenic sleep.

  2013-01-04 02:24

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  Smuel

  Hmmm… I think I'll commit a felony.

  2013-01-04 02:04

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  life is completed

  Irradiated toilet paper. What could possibly go wrong?

  2013-01-04 00:05

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  1st comment is forever alone

  What about the Psychos?

  2013-01-03 23:08

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  Drake, and Josh

  The same belief endorsed by Beavis &Buttthead.

  2013-01-03 01:50

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  Have a good night.

  I don't really see the problem here. It's just my cousin, George.

  2013-01-02 23:20

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  My momma always said that life was like a box of titles

  This must be Heaven! I can hear the angels singing.

  2013-01-02 23:11

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  Bookshelf

  I could see this working on "Twilight" or "Fifty Shades of Gray".

  2013-01-02 00:44

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  Things

  SHUT UP AND READ MY TEXTBOOK! I'm going to need you to finish my homework.

  2013-01-02 00:17

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  Friends

  My friends are like ponies. If you rev a chainsaw that is placed on their neck, they will die.

  2013-01-01 19:16

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  Warning to all men out there

  Badass Psycho!

  2013-01-01 19:05

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  my face when i see something epic!

  Something tells me he isn't astonished by the great plot.

  2013-01-01 18:03

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  one erection sucks

  I have only heard of "Up All Night" By Hinder. Hell, Isn't "One Direction" a Queen song?

  2012-12-31 04:23

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  Le birds Get laid too

  Oh, I'm sorry. Allow me to give you a gift, The Gift of High-Speed Projectiles!

  2012-12-31 00:59

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  Thats how papa tought me...

  I think the responder might be a Xenomorph.

  2012-12-23 18:32

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  That swift whore

  Your relationships are as rare as Bidoofs!

  2012-12-23 18:21

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  friendzone

  ^More like Surprise German Surplex

  2012-12-23 18:19

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  use the force

  Step 1: Defeat Sith Lord.

  2012-12-23 18:12

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  I ain't even mad

  Is this illegal?

  2012-12-23 18:09

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  Yes, yes we do.

  Neurax Worm laced with Antrax spores and injected with Black Plague DNA. I spent a little too much time designing that.

  2012-12-23 18:05

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  unless...

  What if I can be a Big Daddy?

  2012-12-23 17:22

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  hi, this is title again

  Hmm… Plasmids

  2012-12-23 17:18

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  the title loves Patrick

  This ain't your average stupid. This is Advanced-Stupid! I have only heard rumors of stupidity of this caliber. I thought it was only a legend! Natural Selection should have removed them from Earth already!

  2012-12-23 01:27

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  Game Name

  I hear my name in "interesting" places. L4D: "I hear a Hunter."

  2012-12-22 22:10

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  Something tells me she might have dated the lead singer of "Five Finger Death Punch." Why? To quote Succubus, "Don't wanna be your Romeo, cuz' you're no god-damn Juliet!!"

  2012-12-22 00:13

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  yes it is

  The most metalest, darkest, gift ever… The only gift you can give one that owns all… NOTHING!

  2012-12-22 00:08

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  killing, anyone?

  MURDER TIME, FUN TIME!!!

  2012-12-21 23:02

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  please stop

  Dear Memedroid, You can't really ruin my childhood, which was kind of based off of violence and horror! Sincerely, FatMan

  2012-12-21 22:46

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  you get that zebra

  Evolution? Ain't nobody got time for that!

  2012-12-21 22:36

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  Oh lord so cool

  I see you're rather Gangster. I'm quite Gangster myself.

  2012-12-21 22:13

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  ouch

  'Tis but a scratch.

  2012-12-18 22:53

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  The future of thd trolls

  Have you attempted Greek gods or names of nuclear devices?

  2012-12-18 22:51

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  To the store!

  I AM AN INDESTRUCTIBLE MASTER OF WAR!!!!

  2012-12-18 22:46

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  Just don't talk.

  I know of an even better holiday greeting for anyone. Go fuck yourself. Have a nice day.

  2012-12-18 22:38

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  True story

  I just saved millions on Psychological treatments!

  2012-12-14 18:28

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  Smart car

  I shouldn't have ate that burrito.

  2012-12-14 18:07

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  Favourite Pokemon?

  Entei. I'm a Pyro.

  2012-12-14 17:56

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  This about sums it up.

  ^^ Thank you.

  2012-12-13 18:19

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  Me too.

  Time for a new Plague!!! Don't worry. The worthy will be saved.

  2012-12-12 17:44

  +7