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  Go to church you sinful shit

   his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

  2021-12-12 23:06

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  Go to church you sinful shit

  And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received h

  2021-12-12 23:05

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  A rat!

  Bush baby

  2021-10-07 10:52

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  Lol

  Nope... CHUCK TESTA!

  2021-04-11 01:34

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  Litten gang yeah

  Furret

  2021-01-05 15:24

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  True

  The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity. - William Butler Yeats

  2020-08-14 02:50

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  My dms r open

  Andreas Cahling is a beast (the guy in the second photo)

  2020-07-16 22:16

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  F

  In university we were told that if you had 2 answers circled in or marked, that the first one would be taken as the answer.

  2020-02-17 11:34

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  I My teacher played this on the anniversary of the Parkla...

  Bullet - Hollywood Undead

  2019-03-16 01:09

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  Ok

  This is also on "patriot hole" which is part of the onion website

  2018-02-17 14:13

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  My favorite is easily egg

  It's some sort of snoring cure I believe

  2017-12-08 00:35

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  .......meme...........................................

  Dave mustaine ?

  2017-12-03 15:46

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  Proof that kids can sleep anywhere

  Narcolepsy?

  2017-11-29 13:41

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  Sup

  "What are you going to do about it Sharon?"

  2016-08-22 11:40

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  Granpa viking coming for ur booty

  His name is Andreas Cahlling he played Thor in kung fury

  2016-07-24 13:04

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  Try it today~!

  Or alternatively the door in the face technique Can you help me move the fridge and stove? No? Ok how about just the couch then

  2016-06-11 17:45

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  Try it today~!

  Example: help me move this couch across the room, now could you help me move a stove and fridge as well

  2016-06-11 17:44

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  3rd comment likes it.

  Show is Brickleberry if anyone is interested

  2016-04-03 03:55

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  meow

  Bob barker is that you?

  2015-10-16 14:52

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  Favorite Reality Show

  "all in!" "if he says 'all in' one more time I'll put my foot all in his ass"

  2015-06-14 16:54

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  Oh Jonah hill......

  I believe that some people believe in a purgatory stage before heaven where you are burned to cleanse you of your sins so going to heaven could involve fire

  2015-03-20 18:48

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  .

  I believe he tried to take (or successfully took) one of the officer's guns and then they shot him

  2015-03-02 12:49

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  if anyone is wondering about kim's new haircut he is trying to look like his grandfather who was very respected by the north Korean people. Kim is not well respected so by looking like his grandfather he hopes to gain respect

  2015-02-23 13:11

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  that's cute

  potty? are you old enough for the internet?

  2014-12-30 17:30

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  That statement it self is metal.

  Christopher lee

  2014-11-13 22:03

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  hmm..true :/

  best decision I've ever made

  2014-07-14 01:38

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  "You'll stop snoring" "you might die"

  balancing neurotransmiters such as dopamine is a tricky endeavour with medicine. since the medicine does mess with the balance you may feel very strange even contemplating suicide

  2014-07-04 17:08

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  What should his name be? The Antichrist is my idea.

  honestly it looks like jay leno mask

  2014-06-25 15:02

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  meme

  "kill me already I'm tired of this shit"

  2014-06-19 22:33

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  that cute little 'wait what'

  ^thank you for the info

  2014-06-18 14:51

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  that cute little 'wait what'

  didn't loki (in norse mythology ) have sex with a horse?

  2014-06-18 14:46

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  Awesome graffiti

  earthworm jim !!!!

  2014-06-17 02:36

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  ........

  "will my boobs ever get that big?"

  2014-06-04 03:35

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  Fuck you Disney

  "hanged" i believe is the proper word here not hung not raging on op just a fun fact because i used to get the two mixed up

  2014-06-02 04:00

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  Ring a bell?

  breaking bad

  2014-05-30 21:35

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  Well said !

  Im afraid of death but facing that might kill me sooo ill stay alive for now with my fear intact

  2014-05-15 15:39

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  Nic Cage FTW Never too many roles!

  "put down the bunny" ha i loved con air

  2014-05-10 05:08

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  yupp

  i actually enjoyed the wicker man fuck me right

  2014-05-02 16:53

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  Happened to everyone one once

  good vibrations

  2014-04-27 02:29

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  the D

  why is Descartes the one saying giver her the dick? I don't understand if I'm missing something could someone explain please?

  2014-04-17 13:51

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  skip

  @title don't mind if I do in this case

  2014-04-16 14:33

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  He wants cereal

  stop mething around dad!

  2014-04-06 16:53

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  Karma

  How is this karma?

  2014-04-03 17:03

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  Ever gotten a Turkey in bowling?

  in competition going over that line is considered a foul (I'm Canadian so I've only played 5-pin competitively but you lose 15 points) I'm assuming you would lose 10 points in 10-pin

  2014-03-27 20:19

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  Facebook

  ends up accepting the friend request

  2014-03-11 12:40

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  so damn true

  10 degrees Celsius? that's t-shirt weather in Canada

  2014-03-10 20:41

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  MHM

  makin my way downtown

  2014-03-02 02:39

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  deep meaning

  what's with all these pictures with obvious analogies and a title like* so deep or* deep meaning? you're not deep it's a picture that you found online and you thought you were sophisticated when you figured it out

  2014-02-20 02:40

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  AC is good

  the weakest of the series imo (excluding portable)

  2014-02-18 14:33

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  .

  Joe Namath

  2014-02-18 12:30

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  Congratulations!

  Alex from" modern family"

  2014-02-11 19:32

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  troll

  I smell bullshit

  2014-02-03 13:05

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  Booty hoe! D:

  iceborn gauntlets

  2014-01-22 01:27

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  But they'll always love you

  from the book" my dog the paradox" in case anyone was wondering

  2014-01-11 03:24

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  Apparently this is what our brains think we look like

  it's called a homunculus and it is a representation of our nervous system and how sensitive different areas of the body are although it usually has a large penis as well

  2014-01-10 02:18

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  Brb

  or you could end the conversation and try again another time because you don't want to try and continue a conversation that is going nowhere you will look boring and I know that you don't want your crush to get the impression that you're boring

  2013-12-28 19:45

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  I miss this game

  maybe they are surrounded

  2013-12-14 17:54

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  meanwhile in Canada

  there's one that I sell that is called Mary Jane

  2013-12-12 19:31

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  Not my iShit; proud samsung gs3 owner, fuckdammit!

  probably a typo that was meant to read you're bringing* the car right?

  2013-12-09 23:07

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  gangstas

  You are from rival gangs your relationship can never work

  2013-12-08 00:01

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  :'(

  instead of putting my ps4 (if I had one) on a mantle I would probably put it by my tv,plugged in, while I play it

  2013-12-06 02:04

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  justeena beiber

  why would he put his penis on a stand?

  2013-12-03 16:01

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  This is creepy.

  should've said "show me the car fax"

  2013-11-23 12:22

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  true story

  hyperbole and a half

  2013-11-15 21:34

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  Bow down to your king!

  pengu ruler of the penguins

  2013-11-14 11:32

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  Dam it Johnny

  When the teacher misuses" your"

  2013-11-08 17:45

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  he looks Canadian... the only mean Canadian there is

  nope Chuck testa

  2013-11-07 02:12

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  Kick azz parents

  popcorn dad looks like drew brees

  2013-11-05 19:21

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  anus

  soon

  2013-11-01 20:32

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  I came in like a Wrecking Ball..

  LIKE A WREAKING BALL

  2013-10-26 22:30

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  Ohh sheldon

  "possible tourettes syndrome"

  2013-10-10 15:46

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  Tron legecy light cycle

  Whyimbroke.com

  2013-10-03 03:01

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  Old spice!!!

  This is how you know you are against a premade

  2013-09-20 15:31

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  My doorknob

  pull the lever kronk! WRONG LEVER!

  2013-09-17 21:48

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  Gentlemen, set sail for Canada

  ^ ya we have puppy rooms

  2013-09-14 19:41

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  saturday cartoon time

  MA! BRING ME MORE HOT POCKETS!

  2013-09-14 13:36

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  boobs or ass

  Probably the latter

  2013-09-12 03:08

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  oops

  London drugs I work at one of those

  2013-09-09 15:52

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  Well, apparently this happened..

  The look on her face makes this picture infinitely funnier

  2013-09-08 04:02

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  Bear for President

  That seems perfectly logical to me

  2013-09-04 00:02

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  Whiped Cream

  What cashiers think when customers buy anything: "..." In other words WE HONESTLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT . So don't get nervous when you buy condoms and hide it in between books or some shit or in this case I guess whipped cream

  2013-09-02 01:46

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  kangaroo

  Screw skinner go follow your dreams ralph!

  2013-08-30 20:24

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  chairs love me

  That's a person in that picture

  2013-08-27 15:31

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  oh god why

  This picture is my phone background and avatar

  2013-08-23 18:33

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  omg adam sandler

  Mr deeds

  2013-08-23 16:08

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  and justice for all

  This isn't fraud fraud would imply that you have lost something material

  2013-08-21 02:11

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  DaFuq

  Looks like jenna marbles

  2013-08-20 02:54

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  handerpants anyone?

  Tighty whitey Handies

  2013-08-19 05:03

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  WHY?!

  The second last panel shows the exact face I would make

  2013-08-18 21:50

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  we all have

  Davy jones is that you?

  2013-08-16 14:19

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  funny

  Maybe he is stuck in the anal psychosexual stage?

  2013-08-16 03:22

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  Pocket Hobbit Sugar Daddy

  HIS EYES! ARE SO BIG IN PROPORTION TO HIS BODY

  2013-08-14 08:26

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  I'm outie this rowdy Audi, folks

  Try saying that 5 times fast

  2013-08-13 13:17

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  cat burglar

  Take care of him

  2013-08-07 15:35

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  down with Facebook!

  *Accepts friend request

  2013-07-29 23:08

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  chew big red

  Harsh, but effective advertising

  2013-07-29 23:07

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  I'm in a camp for a week with bad internet connection :(

  Whatever you did it was wrong

  2013-07-29 09:33

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  all the damn time

  Goes with the saying "your eyes are bigger than your stomach"

  2013-07-29 02:11

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  legs working !!!

  Those chairs are also for people with low mobility so they can probably walk short distances

  2013-07-28 17:48

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  Super aids

  That guy deserves a pat on the back

  2013-07-28 13:42

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