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  Roll for initiative for WWIII

  Germany kinda started two world wars, and tried to kill a whole race. How the fuck are they lawful good?

  2017-05-22 15:24

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  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Yeah it's trash now, it was good

  2017-03-26 22:06

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  And he hunted vampyre

  To be fair, dude was huge

  2017-03-18 23:44

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  Title inserted

  They are hardly a real country anyway, fuck em

  2017-03-07 10:01

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  .

  Are those chop sticks with cereal?

  2017-02-05 23:30

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  Queen need to chill

  You think NATO would be fine with the queen killing the president? Even if NATO told us to not retaliate, we fucking would, and it would be gg

  2017-02-03 23:35

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  ppppotus

  I don't mind trump, but this is funny as Hell

  2017-02-03 19:32

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  Fuck this I'm out

  This peasant just called the glorious trebuchet a catapult

  2016-09-12 22:05

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  .

  Can't have the safety on and it be half cocked. The m9 drops the hammer all the way when you put it on safe

  2016-09-12 04:01

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  All 3 please

  Military calls it the 7.62 NATO

  2016-09-10 21:58

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  squidward with the dab

  It's crazy how 12 year olds still think that's cool

  2016-08-03 02:37

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  *cough* doctors *cough*

  Unfortunately, stupid people will translate this as "my handwriting sucks, must mean I'm smart"

  2016-08-01 02:58

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  Trust no one!

  Hope you are ready for Beretta bite, crossing your thumbs like that

  2016-07-31 02:09

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  Pokemon GO

  I bet it's a prank someone is pulling on the restaurant, to get a bunch of nerds to show their level to the staff

  2016-07-13 03:27

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  All the AC

  Ashrons call

  2016-04-23 04:12

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  Cubb

  This is a lie

  2016-04-23 03:23

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  whites are the new blacks

  I don't give a Shit about either shirt. Fuck me, right?

  2016-04-12 00:24

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  Third comment is a superb parrot

  That's an eclectic parrot, not an average parrot

  2016-03-20 20:11

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  wow.

  Hawaii is way different from the mainland.

  2016-03-20 03:43

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  COOKIES!!!

  I would guess your average arleigh-burke class destroy. A little over 300 people. Sailors love cookies

  2016-03-19 05:11

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  Yes

  Ugh, look at that mustache and acne though. Good luck getting nudes with that mug

  2016-03-17 04:19

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  Equality

  Probably cause gender studies is easier.

  2016-01-31 05:01

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  tfw ur in class and have no idea whats happening

  Improved the girls looks

  2016-01-31 03:53

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  There's strong, then there's Army strong.

  Why isn't the dude taking the picture hauling ass into the bird?

  2016-01-30 21:25

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  Army > Marines

  Even if marines ate dumber than bricks. They are still better than the army every day of the week

  2016-01-29 23:57

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  Very famous hector

  What about Bruce Almighty?

  2016-01-14 03:40

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  they're

  Nah bro, that's Udon

  2016-01-12 03:27

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  Key word here is "boys"

  2016-01-10 16:30

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  Here comes the hate speach

  If they are an Illegal alien, fuck em. That's like saying you could be ruining lives and destroying families by not letting some asshole mug you and steal your Shit. If you want to be treated like a decent human, follow the law

  2016-01-10 04:38

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  Branch rivalry

  You definitely hear this Shit from servicemen.

  2016-01-07 04:53

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  Proof?

  Didn't stop Anakin

  2016-01-04 21:55

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  she thought

  Any smart person would take the opportunity to learn more first hand, and broaden their experiences and mind, rather than shutting out anything you think might be offensive

  2016-01-02 00:13

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  ...

  No you don't. It's illegal to bring your own firearms or ammunition to a military base

  2015-12-21 21:18

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  Literally hitler

  About to surrender? Japan has never surrendered ever. And it took two nukes to convince them. I think if they were "in the process of surrendering", they would have been way quicker to do it after the first nuke

  2015-12-11 17:20

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  More veterans should vote Bernie Sanders

  To my understanding, he is anti war, but very pro veteran. "If we can afford to send them to war, we can afford to take care of them when they get home" is Pretty much what Bernie Sanders says.

  2015-12-11 14:14

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  More veterans should vote Bernie Sanders

  However, most vets have pretty thick skin. Probably wouldn't get offended.

  2015-12-11 14:12

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  .

  If it was °C I'm pretty sure they would be dead. At the very least, they would literally be boiling.

  2015-12-02 10:14

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  Deathclaw

  I fucked up

  2015-11-18 23:34

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  F****d up his day

  LJG doesn't even give a fuck

  2015-11-15 12:18

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  Long hard and full of seamen

  Aww, he is retarded

  2015-11-07 14:23

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  Completely natural reaction

  Heard the M48 isn't actually that bad.

  2015-10-14 11:30

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  Me in my final form

  There's your problem, you think organic food will help you lose weight

  2015-10-12 15:20

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  .

  Suck it up buttercup

  2015-10-01 15:07

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  She was a ho anyways

  You are the only one who is trying to raise the words to change the meaning. What the poster gives us is more than enough to make assumptions about whoever made it. By the way, the military uses the same logic. If she had anything to drink, you raped her, regardless if you were both drunk and consenting.

  2015-09-27 21:45

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  Trump

  Liberals

  2015-09-25 03:10

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  Trumps a fascist...

  I think someone doesn't know what an actual fascist is

  2015-09-22 17:08

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  daddy would you like some sausage?

  He wasn't arrested for bringing a bomb. They even said, it was for bringing a "hoax bomb", and causing unrest.

  2015-09-21 23:55

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  daddy would you like some sausage?

  It's in America, where marathon runners were killed by bombs. Don't underestimate the things that terrorists will do to kill us.

  2015-09-21 23:54

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  dont care

  Large assortment? All I have ever seen across the country is 12g shotguns, .22 rifles and .308 hunting rifles

  2015-09-20 23:54

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  Title is racist

  He didn't get arrested for bringing a bomb. He got arrested for bringing "a hoax bomb"

  2015-09-20 06:00

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  Trump...

  "I saw a meme about Donald trump on Memedroid, I'm practically an expert on politics now"

  2015-09-19 05:49

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  what could possibly go wrong

  The votes of the people don't actually really matter, it's the electoral college. If everyone in the electoral decided to vote for a random asshole, we couldn't do anything

  2015-09-18 16:13

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  I don't think someone has posted this but. This is awesome

  It doesn't sound stress related. It's probably an actual injury, could be a pinched nerve or something. I would consult a physician.

  2015-09-05 21:33

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  light the fuses bitches!

  I would highly advise against using ammunition in an electrical circuit.

  2015-09-04 07:56

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  Cool tea cup

  Djinni actually

  2015-08-29 03:54

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  Memedroid > Tumblr

  Don't you dare call captain America Tumblr

  2015-08-23 20:52

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  :/

  At this point, I would rather vote for a pile of corn instead of Clinton

  2015-08-23 04:07

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  haha omg.

  It's a shame they would know something is wrong the second you open your mouth and say something stupid

  2015-08-23 03:40

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  Women drivers!!! Smh...

  Yeah, but misdemeanor means it's was a minor crime. Like smoking pot, or jaywalking.

  2015-08-21 00:53

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  Two face

  He didn't fuck up the city at all. The joker did

  2015-08-20 14:13

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  .

  I think the nub where your thumb goes is a kind of safety, so it won't fire unless your thumb is actively pressing it down

  2015-08-13 21:23

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  Headline

  Do you guys realize that eductors are thing?

  2015-08-13 19:50

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  Which one?

  300$ a month isn't enough for where I am for food.

  2015-08-12 02:02

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  Assholes!

  Veterans are committing suicide everyday, and this is what you kids give a Shit about? Fucking lions?

  2015-08-11 06:33

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  This is how i play the game too

  Didn't specify which blue square...

  2015-08-10 22:37

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  At least I'm getting som

  My wife

  2015-08-09 22:21

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  Ouch

  Who goes to the doctor to check if their hymen is still intact?

  2015-08-08 05:22

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  Lol

  Take a shower, ya nasty.

  2015-08-03 04:36

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  Damnnn

  Yeah, I believe the minimum contract is 4 years, but plenty of people don't make it that far, from being kicked out for disciplinary reasons, or medical. I know someone who got kicked out at their 2 year mark because of "failure to assimilate"

  2015-07-24 22:12

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  That's pretty fucked up

  These losers are just desperately looking for something to complain about now.

  2015-07-24 22:09

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  Damnnn

  Sounds like a bunch of made up Bologna. "Yeah, I did about a year in the army, makes me a crime scene investigator"

  2015-07-24 01:52

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  Seriously, the fuck? (Not Mine)

  This is how the military thinks as well. It's ridiculous.

  2015-07-11 12:57

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  Get it on paper! Don't get falsely accused for rape becau...

  If she says no anytime after signing, it would still be considered rape.

  2015-06-12 17:23

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  For when you need to kill things through concrete

  It shoots colt .45 and 10g? I'm highly doubtful. I know the judge can shoot colt .45 and 410 shells.

  2015-06-05 20:49

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  .

  Maybe it's just you. I know plenty of people who look damn sexy while working out.

  2015-04-29 13:58

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  Pew pew

  99% sure that over half of these are fake, for the people asking what they are.

  2015-04-27 10:03

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  genius

  I believe those are meant for cars to go over, not trains.

  2015-04-26 22:53

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  Be afraid

  Actually, derringer is the company, like glock. They are just well known for making these pocket handguns.

  2015-04-25 10:58

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  Get griefed

  Not sure what the real fail is, trolling a little kid? Or playing mine craft?

  2015-04-15 03:40

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  Let's Do This Texas Style

  That's illegal everywhere. It's still considered a deadly weapon.

  2015-04-07 00:31

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  Over kill

  Natural selection. Don't need more mentally handicapped murderers breeding.

  2015-03-30 14:27

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  Im gonna save the number

  Isn't that one too many numbers?

  2015-03-30 14:23

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  Stick it to the ground

  Maybe you shouldn't throw your mother's kitchen knives.

  2015-03-23 20:03

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  Lolo

  Reasons long distance relationships work; deployment lasts 9 months. My love for her lasts eternity.

  2015-03-19 04:08

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  Big Door in D.C.

  There is a boss back there, and I'm going to go get that loot!

  2015-03-19 04:05

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  Gonna b a pirate

  I will find you, and I will kill you

  2015-03-16 05:52

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  Gonna b a pirate

  Yes we can, and yes we do.

  2015-03-16 05:52

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  .

  As long as she keeps it clean

  2015-03-09 07:26

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  shallow

  I disagree. She is my angel, and I want to look as good as i can for her.

  2015-03-09 07:21

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  :) Better than expected

  If his bed is made, it wasn't you who decided you were going to have sex.

  2015-03-05 22:16

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  Natives are only 1% of the American population

  No, your ancestors were oppressed. Don't say "we" when none of this happened to you. Native Americans are not only given land to do with what they please (casinos) but they are given money monthly simply for having Native American blood. If you still think you are oppressed, then you are full of shit.

  2015-03-04 14:44

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  8)

  Are you trying to tell me that her hands are in this picture? Didn't notice.

  2015-02-27 02:43

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  8Crap

  No, putting it on the blade is too safe, let's put it on the handle too!

  2015-02-24 03:51

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  Not sure if repost

  I'll be honest, after months of galley food, a good steak is better than sex.

  2015-02-17 19:12

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  Dayum i wont go into planes

  Tomahawk missile doesn't need to have a high initial velocity, it's a cruise missile with a range of over 1k nautical miles.

  2015-02-15 16:16

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  flying aids

  Mosquitos cannot carry the AIDS virus.

  2015-02-14 17:57

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  That works too..

  Such a terrible movie

  2014-11-05 15:17

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  Isn't this true

  everyone's friggin Moto is "first there".

  2014-10-13 13:13

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  Isn't this true

  to be fair, airforce TacP is pretty badass. same as PJ's

  2014-09-29 17:20

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  When in doubt...

  I am having a hard time stacking this house of cards. better break out the C4

  2014-09-13 18:42

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