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  Gatekeeping shelters is not the flex you think

  Bro is simply helping her blend in (dont hit women unless they hit you first chat)

  2025-08-05 15:21

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  Horse

  Bruh, I just opened the app for the first time in ages, this looks like shit. And wheres the notifications

  2025-08-05 15:20

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  I could do it

  But how will I pretend I have little robot hands?

  2025-07-08 02:52

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  Dua Steal

  Sounds like an excuse to use stuff already popular. Isnt that more or less what the chick who did 'anxiety' over 'somebody that I used to know' said

  2025-07-08 02:51

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  Whoever smoked this stay away from me

  When the machine plankton made broke down seaweed and it said 50% sea, 50% weed, this is the 50% weed.

  2025-07-08 02:50

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  Title

  I wanna hear her explain why she should make as much as him.

  2025-07-08 02:48

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  Dua Steal

  Wow squidward, all those wrong notes youre playing makes it sound more original.

  2025-07-04 02:06

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  He took the bread cause we’re the prisoners bro

  Because bread tastes better than key

  2025-07-01 11:30

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  Is anyone else seeing this?

  Probably the part where it said 'reset the counter'

  2025-06-28 22:06

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  Trump

  N o one cares

  2025-06-26 05:40

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  RC car foosball exists and it’s beautiful chaos

  Someone show bro rocket league

  2025-06-25 09:26

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  Become Batman but you have OCD. Or Spider-Man with schizo...

  Batman already kinda is schizo, doesnt he talk to himself as batman or sum

  2025-06-19 06:26

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  Unsubbing from a YouTuber you once loved hits too hard

  Game theory and jacksepticeye, honestly

  2025-06-13 01:38

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  console players be like

  Buying isnt owning, so piracy isnt theft. Fuck nintendo

  2025-06-10 00:14

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  God Dammit

  Ok but she shoulda felt the weight still there and set it back down. Tap the pan.

  2025-06-09 18:06

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  WARNING: AI Is NOW Sentient

  You made me feel old. How dare you

  2025-06-09 01:24

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  Switch 2 survived the durability gauntlet

  Give me the switch. Ill break it

  2025-06-06 22:33

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  Repo man quickly confiscates guy's car

  Bro was scary fast for a sec.

  2025-06-05 21:01

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  It’s June. Corporations: I am once again gay

  Not this year

  2025-06-05 17:52

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  june

  Bro was asking if she got them tiddies on the web. He tryna goon, and needs to know if she naked.

  2025-06-03 04:26

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  Donut holes

  Maybe dont eat Tim's bits. Thats gay

  2025-06-03 03:09

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  june

  She does.

  2025-06-02 16:08

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  New policy: match energy or get ghosted

  I dont think 'what do you want' and asking who the package is for is harassment, bro

  2025-06-02 16:08

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  New policy: match energy or get ghosted

  I though "wow, she's a bitch" then was like, maybe im wrong, showed my brother, said "whatcha think of the video." He agreed she's a bitch.

  2025-06-02 16:07

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  Assassin's Creed Shadows flopped hard on Steam

  Cant wait for switch 2 to have similar shit happen

  2025-06-02 16:00

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  june

  Sophia Mina Delle Edit: I just realized I commented this a mere 2 minutes after the meme was posted.

  2025-06-02 15:53

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  hahahahaha

  Lol well played

  2025-05-25 03:13

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  everyone gets rekt

  Or just stop posting political slop entirely

  2025-05-23 17:25

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  First day on the job and I brought my spear

  This is Steve. Steve is gonna do great things. Please pray for Steve.

  2025-05-21 09:34

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  I like great personalities

  I couldnt find sauce :'(

  2025-05-21 09:29

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  hahahahaha

  Just say cunt you fuckin coward

  2025-05-21 09:14

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  Spend 30 seconds in my head

  How bro felt after posting this:

  2025-05-19 00:16

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  Trump declares war on foreign movies like it’s the cine...

  Fair, but chainsaw man reze arc and the demon slayer movies are gonna hit theaters soon

  2025-05-05 17:24

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  Trump declares war on foreign movies like it’s the cine...

  You are not tariffing my anime movies. Or studio ghibli.

  2025-05-05 07:33

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  Probably a repost so get ready to bitch about nothing

  One is forgiving, one is for giving

  2025-05-04 15:30

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  Probably a repost so get ready to bitch about nothing

  The holy trinity vs the trinity of holes

  2025-05-04 15:29

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  Probably a repost so get ready to bitch about nothing

  Amen vs 8 men

  2025-05-04 15:29

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  Whiskey drop vs bacteria, fight of the century

  Looked like a nuke

  2025-04-28 15:47

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  Caught buying chips without family permission

  Never thought I'd see the toymaker used like this. Wild.

  2025-04-23 19:46

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  Turns out Rachel Zegler saved us all

  Still an insufferable bitch. Just a useful one

  2025-04-23 19:46

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  This sign can’t stop me, because I can’t read

  What did you expect?

  2025-04-23 17:25

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  DM: I’ll allow it if you roll a nat 20. The dice: boom.

  And this is why the ranger has a tarrasque in a pokeball

  2025-04-10 11:57

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  Don’t anyone tell her

  He's right. Cimex lectularius- bed bug

  2025-04-10 11:53

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  dongs in a shower

  Surely

  2025-04-10 11:43

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  Some use it to spy on pets, others use it for Plinko bonding

  Ebo robot cam, its $160 i think

  2025-04-10 11:34

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  Trump considering deporting US criminal citizens

  Leaving is always an option

  2025-04-09 15:26

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  Nightclub roof collapse leaves horror behind

  Why the fuck is this a meme?

  2025-04-09 15:19

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  Wizard101 logging me in like: how are you still alive?

  Still huge pay walls

  2025-04-08 01:45

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  Title

  Nah, I'm 5'14" I'm safe (help hide me)

  2025-04-04 06:59

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  idk if i like this

  I love it, I'd never trust it

  2025-04-02 06:20

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  DM: waiting for players to make a decision. Players: doin...

  *stares motherfuckerly*

  2025-04-02 06:18

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  Enron Unironically

  I fucking hate that he was dead serious.

  2025-03-30 04:58

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  FAFO, cabbage-picker.

  Fuck Johnny Somali, hope they keep him

  2025-03-30 04:57

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  Not a single fuck was given that day

  Goofy goobers till failure

  2025-03-30 04:56

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  Choosing is harder when you have to think

  Ah yes, a giant douche and a turd sandwich

  2025-03-19 04:55

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  "Tolerant liberals" are still the ones most angry about E...

  Ok guys, can we stop woth the political 'memes' shits old on either side

  2025-03-16 22:13

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  Title

  Im not particularly right or left. I was just genuinely curious, I feel kinda bad for you.

  2025-03-16 22:09

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  Together, we drive back the Bugs!

  Ong why do the same 3 lil boys keep posting to an app that hates them.

  2025-03-16 21:28

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  dongs in a girlfriend

  Its not that deep lil bro

  2025-03-16 21:27

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  Dance Snoopy, dance.

  Bro I think the extreme leftists on here are pathetic, but even I think youre yappin. Simmer down

  2025-03-16 21:24

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  Title

  Bro, how sad is your life that all you do is whine about trump on a right leaning app that is nothing but annoyed by your bullshit?

  2025-03-16 21:02

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  44 and 17, approx

  Would

  2025-03-16 04:11

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  Pika-pika I dance on your grave laughing at chu!

  Dawg I thought that was some cake for a min.

  2025-03-16 04:10

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  Leftist LMAO

  I hope white power steering runs over protesters

  2025-03-16 04:08

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  It Was At This Moment He Knew He...

  dumb ways to die

  2025-03-15 03:56

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  dongs in a girlfriend

  'This isnt you man' I say quietly a week later in the shower

  2025-03-15 03:53

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  Cinema

  'Say that again' ah post

  2025-03-11 21:27

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  Secret weapons

  I think I'm turning to crime

  2025-03-11 12:18

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  Life lessons

  Yea, this checks out.

  2025-03-09 19:26

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  Resident Evil : Director’s Cut was my introduction as a...

  Or you get a diary like Entry one: This company is helping my poor village Entry 2: We're all sick

  2025-03-09 19:21

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  I was there Gandalf

  FUCK STOP MAKING ME AGE

  2025-03-09 19:20

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  All I'm asking for

  Hey Amanda, die? (Metaphorically)

  2025-02-28 22:09

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  Brown Claw

  The only reason god hasnt erased you from this planet is because you somehow amuse him.

  2025-02-28 22:05

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  I shouldn't

  This why I keep my lens cap on.

  2025-02-28 21:59

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  Preach!

  Write your autobiography somewhere else

  2025-02-28 21:57

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  I never thought i'd die side by side with a friend

  Pov I took my meds

  2025-02-18 11:00

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  Shocking

  Someone stands on my car, Im flooring it. Dont care

  2025-02-07 01:07

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  Just

  Nah bro thats final form. Im stupid, but I am not nasty like that.

  2025-02-06 00:35

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  I'm baaaaaaaack

  Nah, I'd willingly drink poison, I dont wanna touch grass

  2025-02-05 17:25

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  What are you doing?

  I third this

  2025-02-05 17:22

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  thank the potato

  British tomfoolery. They call chips crisps and fries chips

  2025-02-05 17:21

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  Just

  Leave and take him with you

  2025-02-05 17:18

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  Not Trucks

  Thats massive aura, not even 1 weeks later

  2025-02-03 14:56

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  Sandblasting is this useful

  Maybe anakin was on to something

  2025-02-03 10:04

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  how to make DeepSeek talk

  Deepseek and Marvel rivals are both Chinese cucks

  2025-01-29 13:51

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  Moderating is a curse but moderation is a blessing, truly...

  How dare they accuse my racism app of being soft porn

  2025-01-26 00:23

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  Chippies are life

  Imagine being called gay by homobutt

  2025-01-25 19:30

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  Only in Australia

  Bro kangaroos are creepy

  2025-01-24 11:52

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  This modification in your bike can make you go 39.7 mph

  When bro learns about gear ratios

  2025-01-24 11:51

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  stroke

  They seemed fine with it

  2025-01-24 11:49

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  Missed!

  If ur the chick whats the next move here?

  2025-01-24 11:49

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  Why not

  Fuck you noone cares about ur shit tags

  2025-01-22 22:13

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  You get any of them titles

  Holy shit I think I saw a 2

  2025-01-22 18:19

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  In accepting their pardons they acknowledge their crimes ...

  But why would fauci need a pardon

  2025-01-20 14:15

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  hmmms

  

  2025-01-20 04:00

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  RIP TikTok

  Im 25 and ive heard of it. I think it's just the type of people crying over tiktok. I mean, it's like theyve never heard if a vpn

  2025-01-19 12:45

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  What other things do midwesterners have?

  "Pardon me bud, let me squeeze right past you "

  2025-01-19 12:00

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  The Guardian being the usual despicable tabloid trash tha...

  Let me uncensor that last line for you. "Are you fucking retarded?"

  2025-01-19 03:21

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  Do disasters follow her, or is she secretly the cause all...

  Inside thoughts comrade

  2025-01-18 04:59

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  Do disasters follow her, or is she secretly the cause all...

  Is this why we keep sending Ukraine all that money? Not saying I approve, but like... I get it

  2025-01-18 04:55

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