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  Super Journalist

  I definitely watch that!

  2024-07-29 19:53

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  When opportunity and hunger meet

  Lol the dog

  2024-07-21 14:28

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  Horrible

  I bet he was an English professor too. How dare he correct their English!

  2024-07-18 10:22

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  BZZZT... BZZZT... BZZZT... BZZZT...

  My parents still use that clock

  2024-03-17 18:27

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  My SSN is 741-867-5309

  Same my mother laminated mine when I was a baby, I've never had any problems using it.

  2024-03-10 12:16

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  title

  I remember watching the game when this happened, had me rolling

  2024-02-25 12:34

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  Living room people

  I'm a bedroom person but my bedroom is big enough that I have a couch and coffee table in it. So all the perks of a living but with my bed 5ft away.

  2024-01-02 18:37

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  watch out

  And you would be the one to cause a wreck....it's 2, 3, 1 even if it was a stop sign. Buts it's not it's a yield.

  2024-01-01 12:04

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  There also needs a word for when you are not hungry but w...

  I live this, be done to night but Raman noodles and bologna left, broke, been eating Raman or bologna for breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the past week and would just rather die then have to eat it again.

  2023-12-05 21:20

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  Santas a chick now

  If they did they I'd just kill the whole Santa story in my family and make Christmas about Christ like it was in the beginning

  2023-12-01 07:41

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  Hmmmm

  Am I the only one who noticed this meme was posted by S.A.T.A.N!?!?! You can't make that shit up

  2023-11-18 22:17

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  Chandler's office at the age of 26 in New York

  Rip Matthew perry

  2023-11-15 16:14

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  Dark humor from reddit

  Ya I upvoted you too, Bambi is a buck.

  2023-11-03 08:00

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  Or just didn’t have hbo and don’t know what torrents are

  I feel sorry for all of you who didn't watch it, just don't know what your missing.

  2023-10-02 11:39

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  title

  I don't find this true I'm 5'9 and I've dated plenty of guys shorter and taller it's the personality that matters the most.

  2023-08-04 15:58

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  It's gonna be a good Wednesday

  Well someone's feeling froggy

  2023-07-26 18:09

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  The time has come

  Noo! I have 7 more days of being in my 20s

  2023-07-26 18:05

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  No they don't....

  I'm pretty sure dude in the middle is James Spader

  2023-07-25 09:30

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  Always a good year with kool-aid

  Don't know who macho man randy savage is which made that meme unfunny, but everyone knows the kool-aid man.

  2023-06-25 18:02

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  Pics outside modeling job at Shutterstock.

  Bro about to be hacked

  2023-06-23 12:04

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  I'm a fitsexual. Please respect my preferences

  It's ok us fat chick's have more cushion for the pushin.

  2023-06-21 23:06

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  Good days

  I remember and loved all those shows except Mike lu and og, never heard of or seen it

  2023-06-08 19:22

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  Insert finger

  Then the Mormons roaming my town need to go back to school cause they are at the door by 7am

  2023-06-05 15:40

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  I triple dog dare ya

  Ya I was kid with my grandma and she said hers didn't work cause it wouldnt come out glowing red. When she left me in the car I pushed it in and it popped out still gray, touching it was my biggest regret...it still worked lol

  2023-04-24 14:03

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  Straight to jail

  Starting to feel like the man of sin will be reviled soon

  2023-03-31 15:01

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  I miss those days

  I live in a small town in Tennessee & our pizza hut still does this...sadly the games are gone but the pizza is still amazing served to the table in a hot skillet & still using the glasses with the crushed iced & they still have the buffet.

  2023-03-31 14:55

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  Introverts

  Then your a good husband, I also stress over phone calls and my husband just calls me a pu$$y lol

  2023-03-06 11:48

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  He'll chop yo knee caps off

  I agree mally the sad thing is I had awoken on it and it failed moderation 2 times...I changed it to awakened and it passed....there is not hope left for this community lol

  2023-03-01 20:12

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  Funny life eh ?

  This is 100% true 100% of the time

  2023-02-28 21:20

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  Teenage Mutant Ohioans

  I must have missed last week's but I know I spend 3 days trying to get it past moderation kept failing until I crossed out oblongs and added the stupid description so I guess blame the moderators I like my original better.

  2023-02-28 11:53

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  Are you offended?!?!

  How dare you all comment on my meme without following me

  2023-02-26 22:36

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  Are you offended?!?!

  You all Crack me up, btw I'd love some new followers lol

  2023-02-26 20:14

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  Gut punch

  Also turning 30 this August, I'd kill to go back to 2008

  2023-02-25 17:47

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  lol

  Should have side you where a Transgender from a 3rd world country, they would have let u in and threw you a pride parade....

  2023-02-14 08:04

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  GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

  I hope it's a mannequin cause it sure isn't moving one it hits the tree...

  2023-02-11 16:05

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  Tap tap tap

  So cute but yet so sad, that cat breed tends to suffer from heart disease

  2023-02-10 17:24

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  Stoner's be like

  Makes me sleepy and I tend to have action packed dreams from it.

  2023-02-10 17:20

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  Happens every time

  This was me last night with pizza huts new York biggie. Could not resist the double pepperoni

  2023-02-08 13:42

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  :sadge:

  I guess I'll be getting pulled over with a bag in the car and chock to death trying to swallow it, before the officer gets to my window

  2023-02-06 13:17

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  Bike supremacy leads to mediocre vigils

  Bro looks like Jacksepticeye

  2023-02-04 19:17

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  The Last of us memes

  I miss straight tv.

  2023-02-02 14:28

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  E

  Please sir can I have some more

  2023-01-15 09:07

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  Facts

  It's even more funny that I came across this meme while taking a $hit

  2023-01-13 09:51

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  This is out of hand

  fries and milkshake

  2022-12-20 19:32

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  W Brian Smith

  It actually looks like hes reaching for a gun with his right hand lol. (Hes not but the strap of his backpack looks like the barrel of a gun)

  2022-12-19 14:48

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  Rules.

  Hey at least when the come for them because they didnt pay the fine they will no longer be homeless they will be giving a bed and 3 meals a day with your tax dollars

  2022-12-18 11:39

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  H

  Yes! I also grew up hearing it being called the oh sh!t handle lol im glad im not the only one in that, cause ive already told my kids its the oh sh!t handle lol

  2022-12-17 20:50

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  More childhood memes

  4 year old me until the current 29 year old me and still counting lol

  2022-12-06 23:13

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  Title

  200IQ what a ledgne

  2022-12-06 23:11

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  Splash, Splash! I Was Taking a .... well, not a bath...

  ....I don't get it....

  2022-12-06 23:08

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  Chicken Man

  To have a rotisserie chicken to eat every day would be a blessing. Only a true American could complain about being traumatized from being fed well.... SMH

  2022-11-13 13:05

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  This is THE event of the decade!

  Bro I can eat a whole chicken are you kidding me. Let's see him eat a whole cow now that would be impressing

  2022-11-08 07:57

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  they don’t deserve this bullshit

  This is a reupload I saved this shit to my favorites last year

  2022-11-08 06:43

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  Go away

  I agree family's should get together more vs drifting apart.

  2022-11-07 11:14

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  Cut my life into pieces

  But they where still all alive

  2022-11-05 11:15

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  Cut my life into pieces

  Ya right one time we set off a raid roach bomb. Couple hours later when we returned there was like 300 roaches in a perfect circle on the ceiling surrounding the light bulb, it was so creepy it looked like they where having a seance

  2022-11-05 11:15

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  McPuke

  How in the F do u know what earlobe meat taste like

  2022-11-05 11:03

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  gigachad kid

  I hate stories like these because they are so wholesome I can't read it without crying. I came for laughs and got tears

  2022-11-04 19:09

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  Title

  Well said @darkworknz

  2022-11-03 11:14

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  Prediction master

  She's like wtf my car...

  2022-10-30 07:57

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  Diabetes

  Ice cream! Turn the plain Jane vanilla into a master piece of deliciousness

  2022-10-27 07:38

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  Halloween candy

  As a mother of 5 that does go threw my kids candy bags first (to get the good shit for myself) I hope some mofo puts some edibles in their bags, it would makes my Halloween sooooo much better!

  2022-10-22 09:02

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  lame

  Very relatable this looks just like my childhood hometown down town. And my current hometown down town. It also looks like the downtown in every town in the surrounding 3 county's lol welcome to the south

  2022-10-22 08:39

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  swffsefef

  Omg remember the ability to fully customize you pages wallpaper but adding code to you bio section...God I miss the creativity of it all.

  2022-10-16 14:50

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  swffsefef

  Imma keep it gangsta by T.I was mine

  2022-10-16 14:46

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  swffsefef

  Bro I had 1.7M friends on myspace. Then they just took it all away! We miss you Tom!

  2022-10-16 14:45

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  Safer, huh?

  I am an unemployed pot head...but I'm almost married to a whealthy employed pot head. I vote for weed!

  2022-10-13 21:59

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  Best one we have

  Ya makes sense, have the dog licking glue all day vs using a damp sponge.

  2022-10-09 09:07

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  Awww good boi

  Idk he be looking pretty scary. It is sad though poor thing

  2022-09-25 23:02

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  Up you kings and queens

  Doesn't work cause I do have a head ache but I could still see the 2.

  2022-09-25 18:48

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  Now that's the hell of a good question

  The real question is why have we the people not put all those mofos 6ft under yet?

  2022-09-25 16:10

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  kfc

  I'd been mad that it didn't come with some chicken. Shit got me hungry

  2022-09-25 16:06

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  This Inflation/Recession Sucks…

  WW3 here we come

  2022-09-25 12:02

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  Famous couches

  I know the truth hurts lol

  2022-09-24 08:29

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  Famous couches

  The 4th couch is a casting couch for porn

  2022-09-23 13:29

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  Famous couches

  1. Simpsons 2. SpongeBob 3. blue's clues 4. Pornhub aka the casting couch.

  2022-09-23 13:24

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  Got it right in the face

  Bet she got fired.

  2022-09-23 08:10

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  Most remastered game in history

  I need this mug

  2022-09-19 14:48

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  Accurate information

  I used to work for burger King. The onion ring in your fries is because someone ahead of you ordered onion rooms and the store cooked a few to many so they give one away per person in hopes they will try it and come back for more& so they don't go to waste

  2022-09-19 07:39

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  Oh I don’t think so

  Probably a personality issue on your end.

  2022-09-16 19:40

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  Wtf is this

  I loved that thing and still have mine! I also had the spelling one. They did help alot.

  2022-09-16 08:04

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  Whypeepo

  It's hard to lost weight when all the healthy foods cost an arm and a leg while junk food and processed foods are must more affordable. If a country actually cared about it's people being healthy then it would be the other way around

  2022-09-15 11:28

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  Shawty is thiccc....

  Dang they sure he was a dentist and not a plastic surgeon, cause that ass look like she's got DD implants

  2022-09-15 10:32

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  No kidding

  Such simpler times....kids now days can't be without their phone for more than 5 minutes without having a panic attack

  2022-09-13 12:47

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  Based father

  And I thought my family was strange...

  2022-09-13 11:30

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  Buy an electric car and be prepared for huge surprises

  At that price two battery replacement would cost more then my house did!

  2022-08-30 09:37

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  "Valuables" at the beach

  Damn I also came here to say it might get thrown into the trash

  2022-08-26 17:15

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  Take care of yourselves fellas

  I lost my brother to suicide 13 years ago he was 28. I'm 29 now, it still hurts thinking about it, knowing I have officially out lived my big brother

  2022-08-25 17:06

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  If it's not the husband's fault it's the parent's

  My parents never forced me but I did choose to join band and made lots of long last friends and a talent

  2022-08-23 21:17

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  Hot lovin'!

  Damn her ass is hot! Literally

  2022-08-19 17:30

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  I doubt it

  American needs a civil war. The people against the democratic globalist

  2022-08-19 09:10

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  I doubt it

  There will be no change in this corrupt government until we the people stand up and make a change

  2022-08-19 09:08

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  P

  But the 2nd of August is my birthday

  2022-08-15 17:20

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  The left lane is for passing, not PARKING

  It's not enforced because if it was then they would have to actually use our tax money to fix all the pot holes in the slow lane...they don't want to do that cause then they couldn't line their pockets as much.

  2022-08-12 20:15

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  Title

  Time to move again lol

  2022-08-12 17:17

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  Wise

  That's the fuckin truth

  2022-08-09 11:36

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  She says mfer

  You know she's a bad muthfucka

  2022-08-08 12:26

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  Yeah, no

  I laughed more at this comment then at anything I've seen all day.

  2022-08-08 12:21

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  Fu

  I read some of the most disturbing things in the comment sections of this app.

  2022-08-08 12:13

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  I'm still waiting for my money...8 months and counting

  Ya very very late for a tax meme but that's how pissed I am over it...I got bills that have been waiting to long

  2022-08-08 11:38

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