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  I prefer the other kind of fatty

  It does ease the pain if you get fucked hard enough to the point where you can't feel your lower body

  2025-10-14 13:16

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  Men swipe. Women swipe. And still—

  Are you sure? I found a couple African warlords that own a bunch of illegal diamond mines that I'm catfishing rn. I'm gonna be swimming in money

  2025-10-14 12:35

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  dumbest genius alive

  Tru. AI engines always glaze you everytime you ask something at the first sentence.

  2025-10-14 12:01

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  Men swipe. Women swipe. And still—

  Replace the turds with the diamond and have the woman furiously scraping past the diamonds to get to the turd. That would fix it,op.

  2025-10-14 11:58

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  Alien‑like bacteria returned from China’s space station

  Bruh were fucked

  2025-10-14 11:55

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  Bro it's $20K and still won't fold your laundry like grandma

  And illegal immigrants only cost 2$ to do that

  2025-10-14 10:27

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  Skull & Bones club

  He looks like a vampire from a movie that has shapeshiften into a human but still has his some of his previous vampiric features

  2025-10-13 18:30

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  Nose rings

  Yeah nose rings are nasty they should get cheek gauges instead (yeah it's a real thing look it up)

  2025-10-13 13:49

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  20yo unemployed Chinese student married 47yo daughter of ...

  "release gorlock the destroyer"

  2025-10-13 13:47

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  yeah

  True that.Normies when they say they wanna play a game they actually mean only FIFA fortnite and Roblox.

  2025-10-13 08:23

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  Have a goodnight and a pleasant tomorrow

  Would

  2025-10-13 08:17

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  If you don't agree with the insanity of the Left, you're ...

  It's a Humiliation ritual. They eat all the meat while you starve and eat shit out of their asses

  2025-10-13 08:11

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  me and sport

  >tiktok

  2025-10-12 11:30

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  Title

  A stroke on Deez nuts

  2025-10-12 01:03

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  I hate bootlickers with a burning passion

  I meant Id verification on the internet

  2025-10-12 00:17

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  The orange felon is now an international criminal. Send h...

  No meme. Only pure concentrated butthurt

  2025-10-12 00:15

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  Let the mockery begin

  Walmart AOC needs to know her limits especially knowing shes ruling over a third world country where violence is normal and an everyday occurrence. Dont be surprised if she gets Nepaled

  2025-10-12 00:01

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  No title

  Fake and gay like op

  2025-10-11 23:58

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  Mudslimes hate dogs

  Thanks for censoring the f word I almost crapped my pants

  2025-10-11 15:17

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  Not tried, but fled rather than hanging with them fascists

  Calling people Nazis doesn't work anymore

  2025-10-11 11:14

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  BF6 ❤️

  Not stopping you it's your money and game. Just saying they're probably gonna pull a bait and switch after getting all the preorder money and turn the game into a censored and politicized dogturd

  2025-10-11 08:24

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  BF6 ❤️

  The battlefield 6 developer team literally banned people from their game for complaining about developers inside cheering for Charlie kirks death Just fyi

  2025-10-11 06:29

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  Every time I go out, it’s always too much attention

  Maybe you shouldn't hang around in gay bars then

  2025-10-11 03:32

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  this is what you chased the whites away for? from bread b...

  >kick out white farmers >Everybody starves and the economy crumbles >Omg white farmers help pls! Lol,lmao even

  2025-10-11 03:27

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  real

  Same same,thankfully I grew out of it and got a job to make my parents proud. Anyway I'm now a prostitute

  2025-10-10 15:58

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  That explains a lot.

  Insallah! Sweet Home Alabama

  2025-10-10 15:49

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  my people embarrass me in perpetuity

  Parmesan cheese

  2025-10-10 08:16

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  Fact Syndrome

  It ain't about changing the other guys opinions. It's about making the people observing think you're right

  2025-10-10 08:15

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  My wife renamed the door and now I live in fear

  Pizza delivery coming. Prepare your anus

  2025-10-10 08:09

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  Twitch morality is a random number generator

  A more simplistic way to put it twitch is cancer and Hasan is just the tumor.They can ban him but that won't change the platforms rot from within

  2025-10-10 08:03

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  Twitch morality is a random number generator

  Hasan could literally piss and shit on his table on a Livestream and get only a 24h ban. It's because his dad is a millionaire and has ties with twitch. Not only that the obvious biased mods on that site are vocal supporters of hasan

  2025-10-10 08:02

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  Highest selling consoles, and how we measured joy in pixels

  If the ps5 wasn't backwards compatible with PS4 games it would do worse than the Wii U

  2025-10-09 13:42

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  Just fail after fail and I'm loving it

  Bitches can't handle my autism swag

  2025-10-09 11:59

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  draw what you like

  Magnificent,now give her a 20 inch penis

  2025-10-09 11:48

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  Trying to understand new music like it's a riddle

  It's not cas you're old. Even zoomies know most modern music is dog shit

  2025-10-09 11:08

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  Tnd

  Uncle ruckus

  2025-10-08 14:59

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  Swamp soup looks like a potion, hits like a meal

  WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP

  2025-10-08 14:49

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  The free market will regulate itself

  Yeah we should get a government to regulate them because the goverment would totally not create convenient legal loopholes for the corporations that financially aid them

  2025-10-08 12:49

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  He said it, my mic caught it, I got banned

  I could go on and on. All I'm saying it's dogshit

  2025-10-08 11:32

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  He said it, my mic caught it, I got banned

  He did him a favour. My personal experience with Roblox was abysmal,all games feel like dopamine deep fryers 99% of games are simulators or steal a brainrot clones the chat is obscenely censored because of being family friendly

  2025-10-08 11:31

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  she told them

  Perhaps I treated Muslim countries a little too harshly

  2025-10-08 09:10

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  lyrics king

  Commenting the lyrics on a YouTube video: Multiple users on SoundCloud commenting each one a sentence from the lyrics at the right time so they show up synchronised to the song:

  2025-10-07 14:25

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  Eff that

  Now that explains why the Mexicans try to flee to America

  2025-10-07 14:21

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  Animal rights militant

  He found out what yiff is

  2025-10-07 12:07

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  survived on rats for 14k

  How come they have to mention that he ate rats and insects to survive? I thought that was in the Chinese cuisine already

  2025-10-07 12:03

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  Some signs are best obeyed without asking why

  Happy wheels spike fall

  2025-10-07 12:01

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  they’re still living in 2007

  So basically they'll keep it there forever?

  2025-10-07 12:00

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  word jail

  Unironically saying unhinged things on the internet helps with establishing a sense of freedom to a person. Basically an offensive mantra W my fellow mongoloid pissfaced ass licker

  2025-10-07 09:24

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  Feels like they should’ve been best friends already

  Tinder is a humiliation ritual for men

  2025-10-07 09:20

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  word jail

  The mass influx of normies on the internet during the quarantine and the resulting pussification of social media will never be reversed. The retarded belief of censorship=good has deeply lobotomized the normie brain

  2025-10-07 08:31

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  How to stop receiving mail

  This and Hugh mongus. Classic stuff

  2025-10-07 07:39

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  wiping boogers on the french faguettes. I thought the gen...

  Peak Cuckistan law

  2025-10-07 07:37

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  retires?

  Oh fuck-

  2025-10-07 07:36

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  retires?

  I heard somewhere that writing the word sex uncensored makes you pregnant

  2025-10-07 07:36

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  To a pulp

  Get nae nae'd

  2025-10-07 07:34

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  25th birthday hits like a brick through the soul

  Just grow a fringe to cover it no biggie

  2025-10-07 07:33

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  time's up diddy

  Most likely what's gonna happen is some prisoner will try and kill him to get respect from the other cellmates. Basically what happens with others like diddy

  2025-10-06 18:15

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  Android phones just keep getting worse

  This. New android phones are straight up fucking cucked

  2025-10-06 18:06

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  Diddy's lawyers dropped a Broadway act

  "give him the lightest sentence possible or I'll rat out all the politicians and lawyers who went on his parties"

  2025-10-06 17:07

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  no laws just vibes

  W*w th*ts cr*zy

  2025-10-06 16:06

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  Why are you geh? Who says im geh? If you read this you ar...

  *proceeds to do your dad*

  2025-10-06 15:17

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  funny money silence

  As someone who owns slaves and bribes comedians I find this relatable

  2025-10-06 14:24

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  dean winchester driving lesson

  Freeze the beer and turn it into popsicles to have it on the go

  2025-10-06 13:52

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  toilet boss fight

  Absolute Chad move

  2025-10-06 13:51

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  Protesters storm the Tbilisi presidential palace — Geor...

  The great fed uprising

  2025-10-06 13:48

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  ty elon

  Common sense Border control. It literally costs nothing to stop people without an id or criminals from entering

  2025-10-06 08:30

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  YouTube

  The YouTube recommendations algorithm sucks ass. It's either autistic 5 hour essay videos or Mr beast type brainrot. The only way to fix it is use the "do not recommend channel" option to shape the recommendations into the stuff you like

  2025-10-06 08:26

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  Taco Tuesday

  I think it would be a smart choice for Schumer to back away from this. The goverment ended up firing about 150k feds and it made Schumer and the democrats look bad

  2025-10-06 08:21

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  UK is on it.

  I'm more surprised by the fact the police in the UK had guns since all they do is arrest unarmed shitposters

  2025-10-06 00:35

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  Man...

  You mean American taxpayer dollars

  2025-10-06 00:33

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  In case my Brit brothers were wondering why their country...

  Seems a little weird how it keeps happening

  2025-10-06 00:32

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  Tech support

  Tried it myself and yeah it works

  2025-10-06 00:29

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  What do you say, guys? Were things better back then than ...

  That only applies to the internet because it got censored up the ass. Irl you can still hear the stuff you listed on a daily basis

  2025-10-05 13:54

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  what a year

  Stop projecting your closeted gayness to others. It's 2025 we accept you for who you are And to celebrate you coming out of the closet I invited Diddy to sing for your "coming out as gay" party

  2025-10-05 13:07

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  redditfagPost

  My favourite part is that there's "people"(either bots or partisantards) who will suggest otherwise and say that Reddit is the most free speech platform out there. Anyway I left that shithole since 2021 never planning to return to it

  2025-10-05 13:02

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  DC Youth

  Clanker meme

  2025-10-05 09:54

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  Modern solutions

  I have the 2016 version on my galaxy S3 and yeah I member

  2025-10-05 09:02

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  Modern solutions

  Government when it's civilians get killed by terrorists: Government when someone commits wrong think:

  2025-10-05 08:36

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  Eat chicken or else…

  Undertale more like undercooked Seriously...I got a bucket of KFC and it was so pink inside I could taste the salmonella

  2025-10-05 07:20

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  What should timeline

  It's like a crackhead calling a pothead a drug addict

  2025-10-05 06:11

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  D

  How tf does this pass moderation

  2025-10-05 04:12

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  Toxicity

  3x3 looks like drake if he was a transexual alien

  2025-10-04 17:34

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  Would that be Dussy? Doessy? I dunno, it's just gross

  How does he know what it tastes like

  2025-10-04 17:32

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  Oh wow that’s so interesting, tell me more

  Just bang a prostitute at this point

  2025-10-04 17:29

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  why all the memes

  Self censorship is a humiliation ritual

  2025-10-04 17:27

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  Stereotypical Gen Z Be Like:

  The worse are the ones that don't listen to korn at all but wear their band tees

  2025-10-04 14:57

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  lol

  And ironically the ones to blame are the anti-racists by labelling everything they didn't like racist they've made people fatigued trying to walk on eggshells with their shit tests so they stopped caring all together about being called racist

  2025-10-04 14:30

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  lol

  We live in a post-"give a fuck about being labelled racist" society. The impact of that word has been lost to the point where people wear it as a badge of honour

  2025-10-04 14:26

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  Old maymay

  I think you didn't get the joke

  2025-10-04 10:44

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  Back in my day, dino movies had grit

  "Put a chick in it and maker her lame and gay!"

  2025-10-04 09:33

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  leakPost

  Repost

  2025-10-04 08:44

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  Abrego Garcia meme news

  Saying this cas I remember seeing politicians there defending him,nothing to do with the post.

  2025-10-04 06:04

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  Abrego Garcia meme news

  If this happened in my country. An illegal immigrant whos member of a gang and a wife beater getting deported,there would be zero backlash. Not even from the far left parties It's fucking mind boggling how stuff like that is seen as controversial in murica

  2025-10-04 06:03

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  Had drinks with a spider, he's a web designer

  Th*nk y*u f*r n*t K*lling th* sp*der v*ry Wh*les*me *nd ****** ** **** *** **** ***

  2025-10-04 05:55

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  This sink is older than most democracies

  Turn on all faucets to unlock a secret area

  2025-10-04 05:52

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  cliff tok

  I still remember in 2020 when people licked on toilet bowls and called it "corona virus challenge" I'm not fucking surprised the news would think retards killing themselves is some short of tiktok trend

  2025-10-03 17:23

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  Zoo learns both hyenas were dudes

  If anyone's confused as to how the people at the zoo couldn't tell they were both male it's cas female hyenas have pseudopenises

  2025-10-03 16:33

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  racing game grind

  Even worse are the games where you unlock nothing by leveling up and instead pay with an in-game currency to get skins and such

  2025-10-03 13:27

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  They entered an AI contest—and didn’t know their own ...

  >Ai contest at workplace Truly a humiliation ritual

  2025-10-03 13:24

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  great value

  Serious question,does modern Xbox have any exclusive good games?

  2025-10-03 12:14

  +5