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  Ouch!

  Did someone not have their morning Soylent?

  2022-10-18 04:03

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  Special eye contact

  The final episode of S2 was like holy fuck. Masterpiece

  2022-09-30 00:40

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  #567788

  The syntax in this sentence gave me cancer

  2022-08-28 20:02

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  FUCK JOBAMA

  The Pianist. It’s an excellent movie, highly recommended

  2022-08-14 12:02

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  He

  Mad because you didn’t get instant gratification? Go watch a Micheal Bay movie

  2022-07-16 13:32

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  Good boy!

  That dog has better teeth than most people in the UK

  2022-07-15 14:03

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  Fake News

  Yes I’m sure NASA, ESA, and the CSA spend decades and $10 billion just to entitle smooth-brained retards like you to sit from your couch after a hard day of living off entitlement and call the picture fake

  2022-07-14 16:30

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  Yap

  >Be 2022 >People still follow Marvel >MFW

  2022-07-14 01:43

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  Fr

  I don’t know if you’re either uninformed, retarded, or both. Everything that comes out of your mouth sounds like something a mouth breather would say

  2022-07-11 10:10

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  Disclaimer to all on this app

  Pretty much any idiot with that profile picture

  2022-04-14 15:05

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  I too love my family

  I’m sure beating up a child is very empowering for you

  2021-05-09 16:12

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  Mechanic problem

  Because all mechanics do fair and honest work

  2021-05-09 16:10

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  tf

  Masturbation causes retardation and blindness hence your inability to spell

  2021-05-08 17:36

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  Title

  -Be self proclaimed lord of the weebs -Hasn't watched How to Train a Dragon yet

  2020-05-01 07:02

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  When you stay with your family for Christmas

  Germany is really small, but as a 3rd world country they lack the infrastructure for available transportation, making it hard for family's, such as horsecocks here, to get together.

  2019-12-26 10:15

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  Can we please popularize Gorillaz?

  Take your Jewish propaganda somewhere else, newfag. No one wants to see your shitposts

  2019-09-25 15:59

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  silly us

  When op doesn't even know basic history

  2019-09-24 16:45

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  Well...

  You would probably be surprised to find your parents are happy for you because they don't love you and forsake you long ago. They enjoy watching you make bad decisions until you unavoidably hang yourself from the neck

  2019-09-16 00:23

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  Iphone

  Stop your mouth breathing for a moment and think about what you just said

  2019-09-12 00:10

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  fortnight sucks BBCs on steroids

  When you think it's quirky and funny to hate on haters because you're a closet Fortnite fanfag Get over yourself

  2019-09-10 01:24

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  Imma head out

  My mom drank a lot alcohol while pregnant with me, that must be why I love alcohol so much

  2019-09-05 11:50

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  She ded

  Glad to see some low-quality, low effort, stolen memes from akronym Kill yourself

  2019-08-16 13:03

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  Read the hell out of it ..

  Love me another edgy meme Instead of talking about your self-diagnosed depression, how about you actually kill yourselves

  2018-08-23 20:58

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  Rip

  I doubt even half of the people that worship him even watched his show. The meme community in a nutshell, "let's all mourn this person we don't care about. Oh, and we only heard of him a month ago." Actually care for someone, don't just do it for the meme

  2018-08-23 20:56

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  deserved

  I don't belive I said I watch anime? You're basing your arguments off of a picture which is what someone with an inferior IQ would do. By the way, take a second to stop mouth breathing to realize the car in your PP is a Mercedes not an Alfa

  2018-08-23 16:25

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  deserved

  I think uneducated bigots such as yourself should be used for concentration camps where your sub-75 IQ will be better utilized while the rest of us intellectuals actually have an impact during our lives

  2018-08-23 11:28

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  Truth

  Jeff bezos of Amazon has a net worth over 120 billion which is only growing as the online shopping industry expands

  2018-08-22 23:51

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  The ultimate insult

  If you can identify someone as rarted, that would mean you're closer to being one yourself

  2018-08-22 19:13

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  This is so sad

  "But real communism hasn't been -" Edgy, basement-dwelling lumps of lard that still believe communism is plausible should just be traded as a slave so they get the true free market experience

  2018-08-22 19:11

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  The ultimate insult

  Insulting someone's mental health doesn't do shit. You have to insult their intelligence but word it in a way that their inferior minds can understand

  2018-08-22 19:06

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  N

  They just get crucified on a cross and ignighted while everyone laughs and dances around the fire

  2018-08-22 16:41

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  No u power infinity

  When you get to the third grade you learn about a term called density, the more dense something is, the heavier it is

  2018-08-22 16:26

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  No u

  Don't worry, when you're working at McDonald's you'll have another person holding your hand and giving you the answers the entire time

  2018-08-22 07:37

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  uhh

  I'd like to see some beta Otaku pay for two airline seats because they are so obese and then go to Japan only to wonder why these Asian women aren't jumping all over his depraved fat cock

  2018-08-22 07:32

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  this passed and got removed yesterday

  I can't wait until a mutation of aids comes out from you people fucking these animals, but these aids won't take a decade for you to feel the symptoms, you'll be suffering the entire way until you're all quarantined

  2018-08-22 07:25

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  Not sexy

  And then receive welfare on behalf of the rest of us working people isn't this system flawless

  2018-08-22 07:20

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  Poor Men

  Men that complain like this often have insecurities caused by the mother being the "boss" of the family

  2018-08-22 07:16

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  Screwed lol

  I'm assuming you've never been in a relationship before. If you're wondering, your date has feelings -- and if you are continually "checking out" other women/men it makes them feel insecure. Insecurity leads to bad life choices, leading to weight gain, etc

  2018-08-21 21:19

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  Ummm . . . . The Dark Knight !!

  Expectations like that are the reason you're still a virgin. One day when an overweight mother of two mixed kids needs another source of income, you might get your 2 minutes of fame

  2018-08-21 18:18

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  The old, raging cs

  The first one they literally just stuck the lead into the egg nothing impressive to see here

  2018-08-21 18:14

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  Or singing....

  Your waifu is garbage, Emelia is true royalty and doesn't have a people-pleaser personality like that blue-haired midget.

  2018-08-21 16:16

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  Pot calling the kettle black xd

  In case you haven't read the Bible, personification of animals is a sin thus the act of drawing and/or appreciation of humanoid beings is a sin. Get over yourself

  2018-08-21 14:15

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  Pot calling the kettle black xd

  No, the point of the meme was to give yourself a boost of confidence. God hates furries because humans were never created to have sexual fantasies about animals. Have fun being condemned to hell with the rest of the furries and bronies alike

  2018-08-21 12:32

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  Need coffee

  What a pathetic loser Get over yourself

  2018-06-07 11:53

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  ....ment to do that.....

  This isn't HockeyDroid you mouth-breathing inbred Quit shitposting your daily Google search of "Hockey Memes" and do us a favor by hanging yourself.

  2018-06-05 01:28

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  i eat e.coli

  You sound like that retard Berq whenever he tries to sound intelligent. This is meme app, don't strain yourself too hard.

  2018-04-29 07:18

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  The brutal life of an upper middle-class teenager

  we got a badass

  2017-01-04 11:49

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  The brutal life of an upper middle-class teenager

  That would be because you live in a third-world country

  2017-01-04 11:40

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  The brutal life of an upper middle-class teenager

  Thank God for Memedroid's unlimited zoom

  2017-01-04 11:33

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  Power off

  What

  2017-01-04 11:25

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  I walk slower to make it more painful for them

  thanks, I try my best

  2017-01-04 11:15

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  I walk slower to make it more painful for them

  Just used in another context here

  2017-01-04 10:07

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  I walk slower to make it more painful for them

  It's a legitimate English word look it up.

  2017-01-04 10:05

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  Oakleys are where it's at

  I make fresh originals daily you just like saying repost for attention

  2017-01-04 10:02

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  Oakleys are where it's at

  Get over yourself

  2017-01-04 09:59

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  0_o

  Two and a half men is a joke of a show

  2017-01-04 01:51

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  The feedback is more personalized this way

  Yes

  2017-01-03 22:45

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  Look at those Microsoft Paint skills

  What more can you expect

  2017-01-03 22:39

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  Norm Kelly is a Hip-Hop hero

  I don't know what kind of grandparents you have

  2017-01-03 22:34

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  I'm bishreksual

  Shrek is a 2016 meme

  2017-01-03 22:28

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  .

  You poor bastard - yes/no

  2017-01-03 22:25

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  Thanks Admiral

  Free scan and I just need to sign up with my credit card information? Sign me up

  2017-01-03 22:22

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  Dog probably named me Masturdebator

  Mudkip is thirsty virgin alert

  2017-01-03 22:10

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  Dog probably named me Masturdebator

  You talk shit on me then you defend me, choose which side you're on you fucking weaboo

  2017-01-03 21:57

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  Open all the faucets

  I used to make hieroglyphs on the stall walls with my semen

  2017-01-03 18:11

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  so much want

  So I can preview the noose on Amazon

  2017-01-03 18:08

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  Dafuq

  That's the way I want to go out

  2017-01-03 18:07

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  das dicc

  My laptop has a built in fleshlight

  2017-01-03 18:05

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  Dog probably named me Masturdebator

  Nice comment edit buddy

  2017-01-03 17:21

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  This desperation cannot be quenched

  Had to get mom to text me to make this one

  2017-01-03 17:12

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  Dog probably named me Masturdebator

  Welcome to the Memedroid community, hoe

  2017-01-03 17:11

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  The feedback is more personalized this way

  Learn to crop faggot

  2017-01-03 17:01

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  Good Boy

  Don't use my meme for your propaganda

  2017-01-03 16:11

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  What's you favorite position

  @title inverted handgrip position

  2017-01-03 15:19

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  Save an insurance claim this way instead of torching it.

  Give me a cookie

  2017-01-03 11:44

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  I have crippling depression

  I love loathing myself Get over yourself

  2017-01-03 11:42

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  Just one more nap

  I'm not denying anything

  2017-01-03 11:40

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  Did you just assume my gender?

  Wrong. I reworded it from a first person perspective

  2017-01-03 11:38

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  Did you just assume my gender?

  Get over yourself

  2017-01-03 11:38

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  Save an insurance claim this way instead of torching it.

  Get over yourself

  2017-01-03 11:36

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  Our deepest dish condolences

  Now I'm hungry

  2017-01-03 02:45

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  It was 9 months later I found myself to be a father and a...

  Love up voting mah first me-me

  2017-01-02 11:10

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  You're our only hope

  It's their hard earned money. Get over yourself

  2015-07-08 17:10

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  This is exactly what I would want as a super power.

  Shokugeki-no-Souma

  2015-07-08 15:38

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  Boooop

  I wish these retards knew that the tool used in phallowplasty is not called a penis cutter

  2015-07-03 01:47

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  5th comment has to leave memedroid forever

  You realize you can see transactions online, right? See saw right through your bullshit.

  2015-06-25 11:39

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  ...

  Awesome show mate

  2015-06-20 21:20

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  These aren't the memes you're looking for. Move along

  This is shit

  2015-06-18 11:42

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  This pic made me feel good, idk why..

  They're still around you fucktard. Wooden pencils still exist.

  2015-06-15 11:17

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  SO PUNNY

  Get over yourself

  2015-06-14 21:11

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  Waiter waiting for the waiter.

  You're the waitee. Learn some English, dumbass.

  2015-06-13 23:37

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  :3

  Thanks for the tips brother

  2015-06-13 11:52

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  1at world problems

  That post is nearly as retarded as the women that actually do that.

  2015-06-11 15:01

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  So beautiful.. Such feeling.. Much perfect.. Wow..

  Is dis minecraft

  2015-06-11 01:45

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  .

  Actually, if you're not retarded you'd have the common knowledge that earth days are gradually getting longer.

  2015-06-08 00:46

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  I THOUGHT THEY WERE KIDDING

  They're annoying and unentertaining. Just the result of over-hyped 12 year old fame

  2015-06-07 04:09

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  Anyone else graduating this week

  Wow it's little pretentious fucks like this that are annoying as hell. You're on the teachers time, it's not up to you when you get to leave you dependant fucks.

  2015-06-02 10:58

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  Apple user in nutshell

  It's called a green text you fucking newfag

  2015-06-01 02:35

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  Ugh...

  Either you're retarded or autistic because you don't understand the simple gesture of getting asked if you would rather have a table or a booth.

  2015-06-01 01:02

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  Rude

  Or if you weren't a fuckin virgin you'd know that spreading the legs more gives the girl the impression that you're deeper, faggots.

  2015-05-31 15:51

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