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  Banned from home

  I've down that but I flip the lid upside down.

  4h

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  Wait for it

  Puny rattle snake.

  5h

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  Cremation explained

  When I die, I want my remains scattered in Disneyland. Oh, yeah - I don't want to be cremated.

  5h

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  :-)

  And I want 2 stocking caps.

  10h

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  Dawg rider

  "I'd never ride that, too dangerous!" - typical resident from Springfield, Ohio

  10h

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  Family Feud

  "Name a famous count" - body. Good answer!

  10h

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  It's jet fuel exhaust

  Yes. Fuels are hydrocarbons. They need oxygen to burn. A gallon of fuel gives a gallon of water when burned. Steam if you will.

  10h

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  Sloped roof and bushes

  But not too expensive.

  19h

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  Intention 100 / damage 0

  It's advanced shuffleboard I'm too rich to understand.

  21h

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  It's a maid up story

  She moved outta the country. Maid in China.

  21h

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  Lol

  They tried something similar to Israel but used a giant wooden pig. It failed because it didn't seem kosher.

  22h

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  The real tragedy

  JW's

  22h

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  Creating trash pandas

  Rabies more common than you'd think.

  1j

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  Show with fake laught

  Hate it when cartoons (like Scoobie Doo) use fake laugh.

  1j

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  Shocking.....

  Same as WWE referees.

  1j

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  Was he jjst driving around with a rifle and ballistic shi...

  Either moles in the CIA or entire CIA is deep-seated. deepstate.

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  Bananas as soon as you buy them

  Yep. I only buy the greenest bananas & they're yellow with brown spots by the time I get home.

  1j

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  the far side

  Chinese Fortune Skulls?

  1j

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  Hide your pets and pray for the homeless

  When the "hungry" eat the "homeless" you solve 2 problems at once.

  2024-09-15 00:26

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  suffer

  People's Republic of China getting Bill Nye the Science Guy to say that the Chinese don't pollute, cause global warming, nor greatly add to oceanic micro plastic.

  2024-09-14 20:51

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  Taylor Swiff is not a psyop

  This is what you hear after you've been assimilated into the Borg collective.

  2024-09-14 20:42

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  Taylor Swiff is not a psyop

  Taylor Swift is AI created.

  2024-09-14 20:40

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  Grandma lost weight

  @ title- it was water weight.

  2024-09-14 15:05

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  Friday the 13th meme

  Really, what's worse - Friday the 13th or Monday the 16th?

  2024-09-14 00:55

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  Don't eat them

  Don't complain until you try it. A man of Haitian & Pakistani heritage introduced me to his famous Himalayan casserole. I asked what kinda meat was in it. He said "cat" and added, "Yeah, I found Himalayan in the ditch on the way home from work."

  2024-09-14 00:33

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  Dish soap meme

  The captain wanted "a rum & coke on the rocks," not to "run the boat on the rocks." A simple mistake anyone of us could make.

  2024-09-14 00:19

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  Ben Stiller movies

  Anyone who supports Kamala Harris is an instant boycott for me.

  2024-09-14 00:12

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  Ben Stiller movies

  Mystery Men was good.

  2024-09-14 00:09

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  Cat meat vs dog meat

  I bet the Haitians were framed for eating cats & dogs. One of the furries was told, "You are what you eat." So they're the ones eating the pets. You'll know I'm right if combo/2-headed "CatDog" furries start appearing in Ohio.

  2024-09-14 00:05

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  Dish soap meme

  Remember Exxon Valdez oil spill? Pepperidge Farms does.

  2024-09-13 12:48

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  If you can see this you're left-brained meme

  Snoopy on his doghouse.

  2024-09-13 12:45

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  Nads is a great guy, isn't he?

  Sounds about right.

  2024-09-13 07:56

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  Elon Musk tweet about Taylor Swift

  Taylor Swift posted support for Harris & signed it "childless cat lady".

  2024-09-13 01:14

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  1 Commie bitch supports another

  Commie/Socialist/Fascist leaders always love celebrities' support. Hitler, Stalin, Mao - they used them & really helped improve their image.

  2024-09-13 01:06

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  Zoom is a rat

  'Splain to her that it's a good butt, it just doesn't hold air anymore.

  2024-09-13 00:52

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  Skull pasta

  I like to dress up like a Terminator and eat those. But of course, with meaty red sauce.

  2024-09-13 00:06

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  You know it's going to happen

  Reports like this always require time.

  2024-09-12 17:00

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  Donald Trump's neck meme

  I bet it's Kamala's coochi that looks like that.

  2024-09-12 13:00

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  Fun fact about Morgan Freeman

  Pirates started the earring tradition in case they died.

  2024-09-12 09:11

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  dongs in a tourette

  I parked in a handicap space & when I started walking normally to the store, someone asked what my disability was. I yelled, "I have f*****g tourette syndrome, you noisy piece of $h!+ son-of-a- biscuiteater!"

  2024-09-11 16:07

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  They are eating the dog

  Mmmm good! My favorite Haitian dish is poodles & noodles! Extra spicy, so its got some bite to it.

  2024-09-11 13:01

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  Ohio cats right now

  Your answer: TDS

  2024-09-11 12:50

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  Which one

  100 million $'s or death? I view this as a win either way.

  2024-09-11 02:35

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  Or any other communist regime for that matter

  Quit giving us bad ideas.

  2024-09-11 02:32

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  Unemployed

  All on the yellow brick road.

  2024-09-11 02:07

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  Everything reminds me of her

  Says it'll feed 4. I bet it'll feed 250.

  2024-09-11 02:05

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  lol

  Dumpster diving

  2024-09-11 02:04

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  this might get me off the fence…

  Eh•holes

  2024-09-10 00:09

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  Cats, mealtime, and slippery floor

  Let the dog clean up the mess.

  2024-09-09 15:09

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  I'm making some catcakes

  I do the same thing with rabbits when I'm making chocolate "chip" cookies.

  2024-09-08 21:44

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  haha

  I hope it's far, far away. I heard you can get sick if you sleep too close to a crack.

  2024-09-08 19:49

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  Britain right now is what America would be under Biden if...

  "I do"? You spelled "abortion clinic" wrong.

  2024-09-07 17:28

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  III

  Oh, no. Fred & Barney are gonna protest the election results again

  2024-09-07 16:55

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  Tampon Tim

  Just as atoms are composed of neutrons, protons & electrons, Democrat's agenda is composed of tampons, fre•stuf•ons, & lie•ons.

  2024-09-07 16:44

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  this one is a keeper

  Sounds like she collected everybody's baggage at the bus depot.

  2024-09-07 15:07

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  Only if

  But he did. Don't you remember when he destroyed the 1st planet Earth, and we were all saved by the Biden administration when we had that temporary communist gov't until we finished the Giant Space Ark and terraformed this planet and cured all our woes?

  2024-09-07 01:38

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  Jurassic World 4 meme

  I hope they finally have that dinosaur with 500 teeth. Oh, no! That's what gives it an R rating.

  2024-09-06 16:22

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  Full beam headlights in China

  Me to China: "Maybe I judged you too harshly."

  2024-09-06 16:14

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  Travis Kelce week 1 meme

  If Travis Kelce could go back in time, he'd take State.

  2024-09-06 11:27

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  ye

  Put her in the bathtub & throw in the laundry.

  2024-09-06 09:40

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  I'm the new God.

  Savin' her from skin cancer.

  2024-09-06 09:27

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  Shut up and take my money

  Shut up & take my money!

  2024-09-05 16:37

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  Old hero saves the day

  Haul 'im away from the camera and beat the tar outta him.

  2024-09-05 16:33

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  Rock paper scissors simulator season finale

  Is there a nuclear option?

  2024-09-05 15:05

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  Relax, it's just a job

  He complained ONCE about not getting some award because he was black, so I didn't care for him. But his history since has changed my opinion of him. He's a great guy!

  2024-09-05 14:58

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  Let's make the world a better palce

  Why only 81%? Should be 100%.

  2024-09-05 14:52

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  Mars meme

  The Red Planet turned green. What are you waiting for? GO!

  2024-09-05 14:36

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  What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

  Actually the language spoken at the center of the earth is "Iron-ic".

  2024-09-05 14:34

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  Cunt

  @ title. Jealous much?

  2024-09-05 14:31

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  4uf8ajw

  "No buffet for you! You order off menu!"

  2024-09-05 09:02

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  Is he alive?

  He's watching the colors fly off the chanting people.

  2024-09-04 19:30

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  key it go dude

  Smells like someone is burning bacon.

  2024-09-04 10:52

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  Inflation

  ...And pan & stuffed crust pizza also.

  2024-09-04 02:04

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  Look Again

  S'posed to be Dark Horse/Dark Whores.

  2024-09-04 00:50

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  Mike Mcdaniel no quite my tempo meme

  Speed kills. You can't coach speed.

  2024-09-03 17:57

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  Fakes

  And after the inauguration, it'll be brutal for the entire country.

  2024-09-03 17:54

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  Idk

  Obama made the Middle East even more unstable by declassifying the knowledge of Israel having nuclear weapons. Granted, it was the world's worst kept secret, but with the official announcement, enemy neighbors felt need to have some too. Hence more chaos.

  2024-09-03 15:05

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  The comments are gonna go wild

  Semenal messages

  2024-09-03 14:51

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  Inflation

  Unfair! Wimmin can put on a lot of weight and still look hot. Our extra weight goes right to the gut & makes our unit disappear.

  2024-09-03 14:49

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  Cowboysss

  Kansas City, MISSOURI

  2024-09-03 12:59

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  Prison time

  Not necessarily. The prisons are loaded with chomos.

  2024-09-02 16:24

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  Cuckjak meme

  ??

  2024-09-02 16:14

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  The far side

  Oh my god! A time being! The worst of all monsters is the time being! It manipulates time and at the same time is a being! Being time itself, this being is also time! Don't be a time being!

  2024-09-02 02:07

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  Zimbabwe and Namibia

  ??

  2024-09-02 02:00

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  Hahaha

  A light snack

  2024-09-01 00:50

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  OH YYYEAHHH

  I can think of something you could tell Tim Walz that would make him chug it like Nancy Pelosi at an unsecured liquor cabinet.

  2024-09-01 00:50

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  Meme lovers road trip

  But if you went 55kph it would take 69 hours, which is nice.

  2024-09-01 00:39

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  Taking it raw.

  Jesus declined wine drugged with gall while being put to death. He felt it was important to keep his mental faculties intact for this very important assignment.

  2024-09-01 00:31

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  688ht57g8yfse5tg

  Muslim children - they blowup so fast.

  2024-08-31 16:25

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  In the coming days, be ready. And get out of SF

  I still like Star Trek, but the grain of salt is getting exponentially larger. Too woke and socialistic.

  2024-08-31 15:30

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  ,odfl cvx;zcs cb

  On the opposite side of the spectrum, whenever I stop and rest outside, the neighborhood cats come over and try to bury me.

  2024-08-31 15:23

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  Let’s throw another chef on the barbie!

  Crocodile Dungy. "The river is full of crocodile nasties..."

  2024-08-31 15:21

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  I can feel my Irish blood boil

  Irish, you say? Irish he would would get run over by a truck.

  2024-08-31 09:53

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  the beatles

  It Ringo scratching his brain?

  2024-08-31 09:51

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  Far right bear

  Imma bipolar bear. Mentally, not sexually.

  2024-08-31 09:41

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  Save her!

  Redneck word of the day: bishop. As in: "I can't stand hearing that Kamala talk. I someone would shut that bishop."

  2024-08-31 09:37

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  Easy ideas for a low IQ clackler

  And she'll win. H. L. Mencken said no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of American people.

  2024-08-31 09:32

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  rename your favorite film to a clickbait youtube title

  A couple gay space witches devastate a formerly successful business enterprise.

  2024-08-31 09:28

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  It's True.

  What?

  2024-08-31 09:23

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  Ya don’t say

  Sounds about right

  2024-08-31 09:21

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