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  alien hard

  

  5h

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  Lol

  I can imagine with that goofy ass haircut

  5h

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  Yeah

  Holy shit bro, I'm honored!

  19h

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  My sister said that he looks like a character in death note

  Welcome to memedroid, newfag. Your first post isn't even a shitpost, it's just bad.

  22h

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  Mathematics

  Ass

  22h

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  Wymyn, amirite?

  Women. ☕

  1j

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  Arguing with internet strangers is fun!

  Some ass clown on the internet who is a grown ass woman decided to start problems with me, because I called out the bitch for telling someone to kill himself over a fictional character. It was mad funny, mind you she's a lesbian.

  1j

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  Well sheet that’s just weird

  Then you freeze your nipples off because it's a cold night...

  1j

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  9/10

  The American Oral Healthcare association will be seething with anger when they see people switch to using a miswack. It helps my tooth problems, and gum diseases when the rough amount of 60 dollars I spent on dental products didn't help.

  1j

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  The Black Whore is a different genre of movie

  Ah, thank you very much. I can tell there was some sort of inspiration for the Megaman 3 NES box art, with how Spark Man was drawn.

  2026-06-01 20:06

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  The Black Whore is a different genre of movie

  I'm too young to understand this, but for some odd reason that looked like Spark Man on that god awful US localized Megaman 3 NES box art.

  2026-06-01 19:19

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  Welcome back to June

  Even better, thanks for the idea.

  2026-06-01 16:53

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  Welcome back to June

  I can't wait to watch people get at each other's throats on Twitter

  2026-06-01 14:42

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  His heart is in the right place, but his feet not so much

  

  2026-05-31 15:31

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  His heart is in the right place, but his feet not so much

  

  2026-05-31 15:30

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  I'm that uncle now

  I too am not a big fan of the government

  2026-05-30 17:46

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  Actually fair point

  Is it just me or does that dude in the bottom right corner look like Chris Redfield?

  2026-05-29 14:28

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  Still hurts tho

  That's the price of having morals or making tough decisions, I'm afraid...

  2026-05-29 14:27

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  37k activities

  Is that in celsius or fahrenheit?

  2026-05-29 14:26

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  Budget cuts again

  BONER WAVE!?!?!?

  2026-05-29 14:23

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  Back when goofy movies ruled the living room

  There's an extremely goofy movie!?!?!?

  2026-03-05 03:32

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  why is life like this?

  Snacks are expensive as shit, it was probably for the best.

  2026-03-05 03:31

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  me neither but chick-fil-a doesn't forget sauce so

  Uhhh... Both. Both is good.

  2026-03-05 03:30

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  Baby made a boom boom

  Look at all the fireworks

  2026-03-05 03:28

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  Hell or super hell

  Free head either way

  2026-03-05 03:26

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  soup lore

  Yummers...

  2026-03-03 03:24

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  Weak aura strong aura same chaos

  

  2026-02-27 14:41

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  Memme

  It's 5:53 am, I shouldn't act like this is the funniest thing right now.

  2026-02-27 07:53

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  Monster is a spectrum

  It's not Monster Hunter at that point, it's Monster Fucker.

  2026-02-26 09:25

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  pansyPost

  I agree with the tags, watched this blackie lose her shit on stream, all because this dude told the bitch to just call the cops. This lady was annoying and loud, well deserved. (I was watching for the drama.)

  2026-02-26 09:18

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  A butt plug is a sex toy that is designed to be inserted ...

  The mask staying on during sex, is meant in the literal sense after all.

  2026-02-26 09:13

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  Monster is a spectrum

  I can confirm, as someone who has the first two volumes of that book, and a Monster Hunter player. I don't know what the 3rd thing is.

  2026-02-26 09:12

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  Nut allergy but make it brick logic

  Repost...

  2026-02-24 14:17

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  Allergy plot twist

  Now coat your hands in peanut butter, and punch them...

  2026-02-24 06:14

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  Happens at 3 am too, no doubt

  

  2026-02-23 16:12

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  Pan armor

  I wanna blow my brains out, after hearing the numbers 6, and 7, because of the internet...

  2026-02-22 18:11

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  Haha

  I wanna see hot lesbians, NOT ALIENS!!!

  2026-02-22 18:08

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  That's on good grandpa there

  I like this kid

  2026-02-22 18:06

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  heard it says in the files they ate kids, what the fuck

  This shit must be insane, if a Berserk clip is being used... I have just read the title, what in the actual FUCK!?

  2026-02-22 18:04

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  So extra

  Oh my, I'm not sure how I feel about this...

  2026-02-22 18:02

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  Found this on insta

  Gregor Samsa...?

  2026-02-22 18:01

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  dongs in a sound

  I t's real, bro

  2026-02-22 16:55

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  dongs in a sound

  NIGGERS!?!?!?!?!?

  2026-02-22 16:55

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  Somic

  

  2026-02-22 14:54

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  Straight to jail

  Mah, man!

  2026-02-14 16:36

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  A finely crafted algorithm

  

  2026-02-13 13:18

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  Zombie apocalypse but its the Dying Light version so Im n...

  The Left 4 Dead version is pretty bad too, the horde of zombies won't even eat you. They just want to throw hands, and beat you to a bloody pulp. The first Dying Light when it reaches night though...

  2026-02-13 13:14

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  A finely crafted algorithm

  You done self projecting? You sent a reply, dumbass.

  2026-02-13 13:01

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  uploading a couple days early so it gets through mod in time

  Ayyyy, wish you luck, bro!

  2026-02-13 02:29

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  uploading a couple days early so it gets through mod in time

  Ha! GAAAAAAYYYYY!!! Seriously though, thanks bro!

  2026-02-13 02:28

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  Found it

  Mm... Chezburger.

  2026-02-13 02:26

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  He'll come around, you'll see

  Fiiiine, I'll watch Indiana Jones again.

  2026-02-13 02:21

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  faaaa

  Gotta immediately try to pass back out.

  2026-02-13 02:20

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  yeah that makes sense

  And people wonder why Aliens haven't come to Earth yet. (Joke)

  2026-02-13 02:18

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  diabetes temple

  WE thought that was a keyboard at first.

  2026-02-13 02:16

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  South Africa 15 years ago vs today

  

  2026-02-13 02:15

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  corgi gives no shit...

  By the Gods, it's a corgi...

  2026-02-13 02:15

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  A finely crafted algorithm

  That's what Memedroid is full of, racists, uncs, political people, and so much more. Deal with it, or get the fuck off this app, and uninstall. Instead of getting your panties in a bunch.

  2026-02-13 02:12

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  A finely crafted algorithm

  Instagram

  2026-02-12 16:49

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  That sharp reminder we are not twenty anymore

  Immediately getting up to stand, once you feel a muscle cramp about to happen in your calf, prevents it from cramping. I can't say for sure about your thighs though.

  2026-02-12 14:52

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  lol

  

  2026-02-12 05:53

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  lol

  Why do dykes look like an alien, compared to different forms of media?

  2026-02-12 02:44

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  Surprises no one.

  Lord Farquaad lookin' ass bitch

  2026-02-12 02:18

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  kissed cat

  And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that...

  2026-02-11 14:03

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  Avatar

  

  2026-02-10 23:09

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  Best therapy ever

  Delete yourself now, clanker.

  2026-02-10 23:06

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  Let the dice decide ??

  There's more tin skin slop that passed moderation...

  2026-02-10 23:04

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  Just one more meme… at 3AM ?

  My apologies, I should've been moderating memes.

  2026-02-10 23:03

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  Rape a child enough times and the child will think it's love

  @title Jesus Christ, man. I hate that you're right.

  2026-02-10 23:02

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  Things can always get worse.

  What utter fatherless behavior...

  2026-02-10 23:01

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  Superheroes and their pets deserve more screen time

  Omni-Man, and Debi is insane.

  2026-02-10 14:54

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  Minecraft friendship

  For those who don't get it, I'll translate this using a movie title. John Whick.

  2026-02-10 04:56

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  hormse

  That could mean MULTIPLE things

  2026-02-09 20:48

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  Ibuprofen

  I'm surprised this passed moderation, do they let anything pass at this point...? Dumb of me to ask, since I see AI slop...

  2026-02-09 19:41

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  Avada Kedavra, what a wonderful phrase. Avada Kedavra, ai...

  You've got a friend in me.

  2026-02-08 18:45

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  It's funny 'cause it's true!

  Ya know what else do Lesbians have in common with? Vegans. They both use fake meat to fill the void.

  2026-02-08 18:41

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  Slurp

  Cinnamon ring...?

  2026-02-08 18:40

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  Lead me not into temptation. Oops, too late.

  A man of culture.

  2026-02-08 16:56

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  Lead me not into temptation. Oops, too late.

  Nigga that's a Japanese highschooler... *Proceeds to touch OP in multiple places, before throwing them in the wood chipper.*

  2026-02-08 16:08

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  WHAT Winston? What are you talking about?

  I want to pet Winston...

  2026-02-07 01:47

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  Old tech refuses to die

  By the Gods...we have witnessed something unforseen.

  2026-02-06 23:32

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  Old tech refuses to die

  It's because of what's running in the background on your phone. The DS, doesn't have anything running in the background, and just actually turns off, when you turn it off, without wasting any battery. Take it with a grain of salt, I may be off.

  2026-02-06 16:37

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  It’s showtime

  IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!!!

  2026-02-05 14:20

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  niche enjoyer detected

  Quite often, some things are better staying niche though.

  2026-02-05 10:09

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  Sorry. I'm really sorry

  I'll be back.

  2026-02-05 01:36

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  Bowser Junior

  FYM NUH UH!?

  2026-02-04 19:41

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  100 upvotes and i will establish a dictatorship in a 3rd ...

  Upvoted because of the title.

  2026-02-04 18:37

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  Bowser Junior

  It's a star...

  2026-02-04 18:37

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  i'm fine

  *Gets off the game, after being stressed over it. Gets back on the game five minutes later. *

  2026-02-04 02:54

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  Dark Souls at home got me pressing F to cry

  That's kickass

  2026-02-04 02:52

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  y'all gotta be some fucking freaks

  We all make mistakes, man...

  2026-02-03 01:41

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  THIS.....

  

  2026-02-03 01:19

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  y'all gotta be some fucking freaks

  People be stretching their ramen to chicks with dicks, and many unnamed things that are disgusting. I hate seeing big black men...

  2026-02-03 01:13

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  Cheers

  Cheese, now eat a stick

  2026-02-02 22:22

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  Hell's full of guys who said tomorrow

  Cool, thanks. I haven't touched the dlc.

  2026-02-02 22:20

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  It just gets worse

  

  2026-02-02 17:23

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  our cones smack agents each other ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  I didn't know we have a sequel to The Coneheads.

  2026-02-02 17:21

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  childhood imagination patch v0.1

  Some PS2 games still hold up though!

  2026-02-02 14:40

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  First baby, and she guards him like gold

  

  2026-02-02 14:36

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  She left after the YouTube Poop panel

  Is that Riku from Kingdom Hearts I see?

  2026-02-02 14:35

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