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  Dongs in a tong

  Dude, if you need AI for altering pictures, it's your incompetence. All it takes is old school photoshop.

  7h

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  Harvard here we come

  Yeah if it's not coated, you'll blow the main fuse right away. It has literally connected the L to N.

  1j

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  Credit card

  [Then shoves the card into her butt]*

  2026-07-12 03:38

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  He calls them Lucanna

  Four hangers

  2026-07-11 23:06

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  Oops

  Inaccurate. I'm pretty sure the tip of her booty would be showing from above.

  2026-07-11 23:02

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  Easy mode enjoyer

  Better than cheating on hardcore mode

  2026-07-11 07:05

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  "I'm fast as foretold, boys."

  

  2026-07-10 09:38

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  Ooof

  Or an even bigger biatch

  2026-07-10 00:49

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  Fartz are funny

  Fact: a hashtag doesn't necessarily make a meme relevant to a subject. The content does, you N P C

  2026-07-09 18:33

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  normal mailbox

  Blackbird

  2026-07-09 06:04

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  Australia difficulty

  Straya!

  2026-07-08 09:39

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  Australia difficulty

  

  2026-07-08 09:36

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  Now you see it

  If you're too fat to chase your food, yes.

  2026-07-08 06:56

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  Lets go drop some rocks

  Make sure it's your own car first. Saying from experience

  2026-07-08 06:01

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  Fartz are funny

  [Uses a blind person template]

  2026-07-08 05:51

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  true romance

  I was here first. Now bend over

  2026-07-08 01:03

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  Uno reverse

  Peugeot has a "360 Review" for managers. Meaning the performance review forms are sent to their boss, peer managers who work with them, and their employees who report to them. Two of each. The issue is, these have different weights in final score.

  2026-07-07 17:53

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  Uh oh

  If you insist

  2026-07-05 22:42

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  Your enemy is from within

  I understand your confusion, but it's not that odd.

  2026-07-05 18:25

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  250

  Fat fingered and downvoted you. sorry mate. I'm happy for you to retaliate here.

  2026-07-04 19:36

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  Hygiene is quite important

  Totally agree. It appears that two of those nightmares down voted you.

  2026-07-04 07:33

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  3 AM soundtrack

  

  2026-07-03 19:26

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  Bring it on

  

  2026-07-03 11:40

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  4000 years ago they built the Pyramids of Giza, now we go...

  

  2026-07-02 00:53

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  She wants to pet it

  

  2026-07-01 04:42

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  God bless the USA and her sweet sweet air conditioning ??

  Democrats will take them away if you don't manage to win the mid term.

  2026-07-01 04:34

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  Peak ideal

  I came

  2026-07-01 04:30

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  Bring it on

  Dude my friend has bought them. What do you mean AI? Just search Cat Muscle Arms on Amazon

  2026-07-01 04:27

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  Bring it on

  This was supposed to be a mention FFS.

  2026-07-01 04:26

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  one more

  Dude I remember "buying" fallout NV with 100% off on steam. The thing is, I already had the game on its original DVD

  2026-06-30 03:41

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  plastic soup

  The same. Good old days

  2026-06-30 03:38

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  Bro built a medieval fortress to guard his goats

  The use of short one (hyphen "-") is common. I use it too. But the long one (em dash "—") doesn't exist on most keyboards. That's when you copy paste it from AI

  2026-06-30 01:08

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  Shit

  Pretty sure a bee has posted this comment

  2026-06-29 06:36

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  Shit

  How do you say bzzz in German?

  2026-06-28 19:08

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  Oh well

  I won't swap my wife with the entire island Albert

  2026-06-28 00:23

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  "We can fix it by dumping money on it"

  Because they don't know how the economy works. Sending direct money there is a waste and stupid. They should be force-educated. Period.

  2026-06-28 00:17

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  Oh well

  What did you call my wife again?

  2026-06-27 21:50

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  australia moment

  And didn't upvote it. Right. I did it for ya. You're welcome.

  2026-06-27 05:26

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  Oopsie

  How it started How it ended

  2026-06-26 23:53

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  Plot twist

  I mean, I'm a big fan

  2026-06-26 23:29

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  Different angle

  Sweet mother of Jesus

  2026-06-25 19:01

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  Fair enough

  Bloody Muslims and Communists have ruined everything.

  2026-06-25 18:57

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  man down

  Nerd Rage perk gone wrong

  2026-06-25 02:46

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  math died

  According to my microwave, yes.

  2026-06-23 03:43

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  great plan

  My grandpa was Russian. He hated Bolsheviks badly. In fact, I had never seen such hatred before. Then I grew older and understood why.

  2026-06-22 22:30

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  I wouldn't put it past the bastard.

  Well guess I won't let my dog to do a drag race with my car tonight.

  2026-06-21 05:14

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  Dip

  Morale has never been higher

  2026-06-20 09:10

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  That escalated fast

  This is deeper than most people can imagine

  2026-06-20 06:05

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  Here we go again

  Can't argue with this. In fact, not bad. Not bad at all

  2026-06-20 06:02

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  Here we go again

  The White House tweet literally says "GTA 6"

  2026-06-19 21:28

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  Money disagrees

  Pretty sure Musa is not a female name.

  2026-06-18 06:31

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  technically true

  Can't argue with his logic

  2026-06-17 18:55

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  Doctor's orders

  Was eaten with the cinnamon roll.

  2026-06-17 03:16

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  Too real

  I haven't played either. Funny I was thinking the other day, it'd be worth a shot if real AI agents controlled the characters.

  2026-06-17 03:13

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  He's checking

  All dogs always do that. They love you. That's why. And well.. of course they also think you may leave them forever

  2026-06-17 03:09

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  Hmmm yeah it is fine

  Yep the math checks out

  2026-06-17 03:07

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  Ref blinked

  And Australianised

  2026-06-17 03:03

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  Forbidden steak

  I see you're a man of culture as well

  2026-06-17 02:59

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  Camera betrayal

  Don't use 0.5x focus then.

  2026-06-17 02:56

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  Task manager spotted

  It's jogging

  2026-06-16 00:09

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  Bravo six, going dork

  Throw a piece of shit at the sensor

  2026-06-15 04:51

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  Monty

  Saw the full video, the snake is in fact a pet. They got a quote from pest controller and it was massive. Then he called his mate and he brought his pet snake to fuck the mice. And it did

  2026-06-15 00:52

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  Monty

  Mate. I live in Melbourne and here these are merely adorable mice. Believe me.

  2026-06-15 00:49

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  Old games!

  Gods

  2026-06-13 18:56

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  Humiliation +100

  Yep

  2026-06-13 06:07

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  sound guy

  Did the lama cum at the end?

  2026-06-12 18:59

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  Still bad decisions

  Don't remind me

  2026-06-11 01:44

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  bmw tax

  I learnt this the hard way by switching from Land Cruise to AMG. I was like FUCK ME for some time.

  2026-06-11 01:41

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  No thoughts loaded

  

  2026-06-11 01:35

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  Ancient tryhards

  Likewise brother. Likewise

  2026-06-10 07:43

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  Ancient tryhards

  The Persions

  2026-06-10 05:44

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  Who's cutting onions

  7

  2026-06-10 05:42

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  save them

  Same in fallout. I once finished fallout 3 with 300+ nuka cola quantum. They're kinda rare in there

  2026-06-10 03:11

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  bear prep

  Depends on which end you start with.

  2026-06-08 17:07

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  Call him Atlas, because he is holding up his whole world

  It's not if you don't skip your leg days.

  2026-06-08 03:05

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  Title

  7

  2026-06-08 03:00

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  Title

  That's toyota ad. Now it makes sense

  2026-06-08 03:00

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  Ruh-Roh

  FFSeonks

  2026-06-08 02:57

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  Get lern't

  Ignore this one, it was a double post

  2026-06-08 02:52

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  Get lern't

  Yep math checks out. In fact, it has about 19" more 2*pi*12 - pi*18 = 18.9 That's a lot of crust

  2026-06-08 02:51

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  Bruce Lee

  They normally face my uppercut deployed outwardly.

  2026-06-07 04:39

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  Ignore your lying eyes

  Dropped to 8 percent. Someone's killing them

  2026-06-05 20:28

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  Wonderful weld

  If you listen closely to that song, it actually says "weld".

  2026-06-05 20:27

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  Living the dream

  Everyone except Mr George.

  2026-06-05 04:54

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  ER nurse nightmare

  Does that mean if something goes wrong, they can help themselves?

  2026-06-03 05:53

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  album scam

  I hear ya

  2026-06-02 02:02

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  I'm that uncle now

  Exactly. Just came here to say this.

  2026-05-31 05:44

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  Loophole detected

  Give him something you monster

  2026-05-30 08:56

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  Bills don't care

  It's called probation period for a reason. And it works both ways.

  2026-05-30 05:58

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  Insurance agent crying

  Insurance companies don't cover gross negligence, Recklessness, or Willful Exposure to Danger. It's called "Expected or Intended Injury Exclusion." Always read the tiny-font bit before paying for Insurance.

  2026-05-29 22:40

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  Insurance agent crying

  Both terms are correct, but OSHA is the acronym for the U.S. federal administration agency, while OHSA refers to specific regional or private organisations.

  2026-05-29 22:34

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  But I'm pretty sure my dog was a bulldog -___-

  Epic intro

  2026-05-29 12:04

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  Medieval good boys

  Veteran good boy

  2026-05-27 06:19

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  Anecdotal fallacy- not just for women!

  Absolutely no mark up was needed here. Someone said something and someone else replied. The OP even marked up the second person's username FFS

  2026-05-27 04:51

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  Optimization used to exist

  I had a calculator with 512KB of main memory and 16KB RAM, which could be used to write GW Basic programs

  2026-05-26 00:08

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  I don't think it's what it says exactly

  It has loosen up probably

  2026-05-25 22:48

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  A Classic

  The same with notifications FFS

  2026-05-25 06:43

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  Tat

  Yeah good point. Or they're so lost that this is who they're after meds.

  2026-05-24 08:38

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  Tat

  I'm pretty sure (at least) more than half of HR workforces are on meds. The bipolarity is way obvious.

  2026-05-23 03:36

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  Farm Tractors brought to you by Wayne Enterprises

  That Dark Knight rices

  2026-05-23 03:33

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