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  Task manager spotted

  It's jogging

  2h

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  Bravo six, going dork

  Throw a piece of shit at the sensor

  21h

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  Monty

  Saw the full video, the snake is in fact a pet. They got a quote from pest controller and it was massive. Then he called his mate and he brought his pet snake to fuck the mice. And it did

  1j

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  Monty

  Mate. I live in Melbourne and here these are merely adorable mice. Believe me.

  1j

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  Old games!

  Gods

  2026-06-13 18:56

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  Humiliation +100

  Yep

  2026-06-13 06:07

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  sound guy

  Did the lama cum at the end?

  2026-06-12 18:59

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  Still bad decisions

  Don't remind me

  2026-06-11 01:44

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  bmw tax

  I learnt this the hard way by switching from Land Cruise to AMG. I was like FUCK ME for some time.

  2026-06-11 01:41

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  No thoughts loaded

  

  2026-06-11 01:35

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  Ancient tryhards

  Likewise brother. Likewise

  2026-06-10 07:43

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  Ancient tryhards

  The Persions

  2026-06-10 05:44

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  Who's cutting onions

  7

  2026-06-10 05:42

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  save them

  Same in fallout. I once finished fallout 3 with 300+ nuka cola quantum. They're kinda rare in there

  2026-06-10 03:11

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  bear prep

  Depends on which end you start with.

  2026-06-08 17:07

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  Call him Atlas, because he is holding up his whole world

  It's not if you don't skip your leg days.

  2026-06-08 03:05

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  Title

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  2026-06-08 03:00

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  Title

  That's toyota ad. Now it makes sense

  2026-06-08 03:00

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  Ruh-Roh

  FFSeonks

  2026-06-08 02:57

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  Get lern't

  Ignore this one, it was a double post

  2026-06-08 02:52

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  Get lern't

  Yep math checks out. In fact, it has about 19" more 2*pi*12 - pi*18 = 18.9 That's a lot of crust

  2026-06-08 02:51

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  Bruce Lee

  They normally face my uppercut deployed outwardly.

  2026-06-07 04:39

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  Ignore your lying eyes

  Dropped to 8 percent. Someone's killing them

  2026-06-05 20:28

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  Wonderful weld

  If you listen closely to that song, it actually says "weld".

  2026-06-05 20:27

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  Living the dream

  Everyone except Mr George.

  2026-06-05 04:54

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  ER nurse nightmare

  Does that mean if something goes wrong, they can help themselves?

  2026-06-03 05:53

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  album scam

  I hear ya

  2026-06-02 02:02

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  I'm that uncle now

  Exactly. Just came here to say this.

  2026-05-31 05:44

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  Loophole detected

  Give him something you monster

  2026-05-30 08:56

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  Bills don't care

  It's called probation period for a reason. And it works both ways.

  2026-05-30 05:58

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  Insurance agent crying

  Insurance companies don't cover gross negligence, Recklessness, or Willful Exposure to Danger. It's called "Expected or Intended Injury Exclusion." Always read the tiny-font bit before paying for Insurance.

  2026-05-29 22:40

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  Insurance agent crying

  Both terms are correct, but OSHA is the acronym for the U.S. federal administration agency, while OHSA refers to specific regional or private organisations.

  2026-05-29 22:34

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  But I'm pretty sure my dog was a bulldog -___-

  Epic intro

  2026-05-29 12:04

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  Medieval good boys

  Veteran good boy

  2026-05-27 06:19

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  Anecdotal fallacy- not just for women!

  Absolutely no mark up was needed here. Someone said something and someone else replied. The OP even marked up the second person's username FFS

  2026-05-27 04:51

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  Optimization used to exist

  I had a calculator with 512KB of main memory and 16KB RAM, which could be used to write GW Basic programs

  2026-05-26 00:08

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  I don't think it's what it says exactly

  It has loosen up probably

  2026-05-25 22:48

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  A Classic

  The same with notifications FFS

  2026-05-25 06:43

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  Tat

  Yeah good point. Or they're so lost that this is who they're after meds.

  2026-05-24 08:38

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  Tat

  I'm pretty sure (at least) more than half of HR workforces are on meds. The bipolarity is way obvious.

  2026-05-23 03:36

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  Farm Tractors brought to you by Wayne Enterprises

  That Dark Knight rices

  2026-05-23 03:33

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  self installed religion

  Love the fact that nobody started a pyramid here. Because the Jesus is the one and only

  2026-05-22 06:43

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  Modern engineering

  Oh yes right there

  2026-05-21 06:09

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  Grandpa cleared her

  

  2026-05-21 06:08

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  With These Prices I Relate To Person B

  True

  2026-05-20 18:52

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  With These Prices I Relate To Person B

  Good luck person B with your partially blocked injectors. The fuel filter isn't fine enough to remove everything that has sunk in your tank over the years. They'll all be pumped into your engine if you don't refuel above 10%

  2026-05-20 06:25

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  Tat

  This comment and its relevance to this meme, sums up Memedroid better than any statements.

  2026-05-20 06:21

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  Why so sexy if so dumb? And how survive the earth so long?

  Shut the front door

  2026-05-17 17:50

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  Keir Starmer Should GTFO!

  Tommy Robinson

  2026-05-17 06:22

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  Boomers cooked

  The chill down my spine that I got from watching Jason and the Argonauts as a kid, won't be beaten by anything else. Ever.

  2026-05-16 05:35

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  They can keep them

  I've also heard they use manual trans

  2026-05-15 06:41

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  Viva Le Difference

  This meme is at least 12 years old. Well done

  2026-05-14 05:56

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  Otter workplace

  Wood

  2026-05-13 18:02

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  Tiny trash goblin

  Just-in-time (JIT) recycling logistics strategy

  2026-05-12 19:11

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  History but fancy

  Ah yes, physical augmented reality

  2026-05-12 19:07

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  I GOTTA LOOK GOOD

  Those MFs were indestructible. At the same time, too fucked up to drive

  2026-05-11 21:58

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  Technically true

  Not bad Mike. Not bad at all

  2026-05-11 06:22

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  I GOTTA LOOK GOOD

  Is that a Fiat or Lada?

  2026-05-10 00:13

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  dog priorities

  That's a cat.

  2026-05-07 10:07

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  no internet

  Play Fallout 2

  2026-05-05 18:22

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  My dog can't hit the bong in this building? That's unacce...

  How bout bare back pets?

  2026-05-04 00:52

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  Have you heard, Putin?

  * [Detonates prior that point]

  2026-05-04 00:47

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  AI fake girls are the end of dating platforms

  It's German

  2026-05-03 04:18

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  no stress!

  

  2026-05-03 04:14

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  no stress!

  They say you are what you eat. Liars

  2026-05-03 04:13

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  dongs in a situation

  I need to play elder scrolls on this monitor

  2026-05-02 20:59

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  Cameraman wildin

  That makes us two brother

  2026-05-01 05:43

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  11han 0mar

  She thought Roman 2 (which is written ii) was 11

  2026-04-29 06:29

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  11han 0mar

  Look at it She's the embodiment of illegals.

  2026-04-29 06:28

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  Eleven of course

  She really said that. It's more painful than funny. These uneducated cunts are everywhere.

  2026-04-28 19:11

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  Not even hidden

  Let me get my free fall boots

  2026-04-28 05:37

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  It's the same picture...

  G

  2026-04-26 17:38

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  Not even hidden

  Not as fun but I suppose it works too

  2026-04-25 18:07

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  Ba dum tsss

  

  2026-04-25 18:02

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  Good man

  

  2026-04-25 06:18

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  Not even hidden

  Return? Catapult

  2026-04-24 05:37

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  Not even hidden

  Neighturs

  2026-04-24 05:36

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  Things always look greener from afar

  I laughed at this harder than I should.

  2026-04-24 05:33

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  What are you talking about?

  Someone ratted us.

  2026-04-22 06:06

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  I love doggos

  Islam.

  2026-04-22 06:04

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  Mr. Lahey, Julian is outside lifting weights without his ...

  Exel

  2026-04-22 06:02

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  Repeat after me: "Baguette"

  Le me after hearing this

  2026-04-21 09:57

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  Hear me out

  That would solve a lot of problems you know.

  2026-04-19 06:07

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  Plot twist im manager

  

  2026-04-16 17:42

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  Peak 70s invention

  Things like this are why nothing can surprise a gen X

  2026-04-16 17:39

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  Can't believe Iran didnt map its own minefield FFS

  Always appreciate a good insult when it's properly presented. Like this one. Im not even mad

  2026-04-14 03:19

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  Can't believe Iran didnt map its own minefield FFS

  It was OK when I uploaded it. Not sure what happened there

  2026-04-12 23:24

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  This comment has been deleted

  Coinbench has ruined the memedroid. Don't be like Coinbench. Hey Coinbench, FUCK YOU

  2026-04-05 19:40

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  Dog saved the shot

  It is always OK.

  2026-04-01 21:36

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  That awkward laugh that ruins the joke

  He tried it once. Didn't like it

  2026-03-31 23:26

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  Dog still exploring

  Well yes, if they're in pain, that's another story. I agree.

  2026-03-31 18:02

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  Dog still exploring

  If you're still employed and leave him alone 12 hours a day, you're right. If you're retired and can spend 24/7 with the good boy. He'll be happy as long as he can smell you around. Don't assume anything if you're not a dog.

  2026-03-31 05:26

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  Dog still exploring

  7

  2026-03-31 05:23

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  I love it when you call me big poppa

  Absolutely

  2026-03-31 04:08

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  Good boy

  Means a lot

  2026-03-31 04:03

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  Right into my trap

  What did you expect from someone who falls for this?

  2026-03-28 17:18

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  Right into my trap

  58008

  2026-03-28 17:16

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  highway spawn point

  You're going at 60 long before I take off my drive way like a lunatic , so we're both fine sir.

  2026-03-28 06:18

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  highway spawn point

  0 to 60 in 3.9 seconds

  2026-03-27 19:38

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  boss fight crab

  Not sure if they have much blood. Spiders are arachnids, but crabs are crustaceans.

  2026-03-27 17:47

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