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  Found her

  Right? She's looking so intently at those gumballs.

  2019-09-21 21:15

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  Disappointing

  What, you were hoping to get enough people there that they'd whip themselves into a frenzy, die en masse to machine gun fire, and let their blood soak the desert sands?

  2019-09-21 13:00

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  It is done

  I lol'd. Possibly because I read the bottom text before looking at the stuff above the picture.

  2019-09-21 12:55

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  The drywall won't stand a chance

  A legit tea made with marijuana? How was it?

  2019-09-21 12:53

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  The drywall won't stand a chance

  Then I am thoroughly mistaken, I thought Four Loko got completely taken off the shelf after the kid died of alcohol poisoning.

  2019-09-21 12:52

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  The drywall won't stand a chance

  I recall how Four Loko was quickly discontinued when a moronic college student drank too many back to back and subsequently died. For that reason I doubt Monster will manage to succeed where others failed.

  2019-09-21 10:03

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  swiss cheeze

  I mean for decades they've been keeping their part of a treaty by playing the position of aggressive neutrality. Couldn't tell you which treaty off hand, sorry.

  2019-09-21 01:42

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  yeet!

  I'm surprised the necrons would feel threatened by the tyranids, the latter only want biomass, which necrons presumably lack entirely.

  2019-09-20 01:58

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  Now this is an Avengers level threat!

  If you've for an actual copy of Black Lotus, few would question your ability to make your own rules.

  2019-09-20 01:53

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  English issues

  But did you have to make it your pfp, too?

  2019-09-19 17:51

  +1
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  As someone who works in shipping, ooh yeah.

  2019-09-19 14:54

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  Nice hat! Thanks! I was being sarcastic. Well, I stole your face!

  2019-09-19 14:52

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  Makes sense

  You raise a good point. That said, I do think it is worth asking the question in the post, as prior to that none of us knew flat Earthers thought the Earth wasn't a planet.

  2019-09-19 14:49

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  English issues

  People born in the U.S. are so often the opposite, can speak it with 95% correct grammar, but then they write like garbage.

  2019-09-19 14:41

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  Ye

  I thought the Japanese were deliberately taught kanji by the Chinese, was I taught incorrectly?

  2019-09-19 08:03

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  Makes sense

  It's not a stupid question, it's the people being asked it who are stupid.

  2019-09-19 07:27

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  Makes sense

  Right, because of course we've proven the existence of platforms that mysteriously have the resources necessary to support life in other places in the universe

  2019-09-19 07:26

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  AAAAAA

  Happens to me when I'm on the baguette server.

  2019-09-19 07:17

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  Moi perso les dragon ball

  Moi, aussi.

  2019-09-18 20:31

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  Ejaculation

  Dear dumb women holding signs: When a male ejaculates into a female, all but one of his sperm cells enters the egg, if there's even an egg to fertilize. The rest of the sperm cells die in your body or are ejected from it.

  2019-09-18 16:16

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  Ejaculation

  Um, given that the female orgasm doesn't cause her body to release any eggs, No, no it is not. Not that I'm claiming male masturbation is, either, but I get the leap in reasoning these women made, stupid as it is.

  2019-09-18 16:13

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  Excuses , so what's yours?

  I am, if you can convince me they deserve it.

  2019-09-18 16:08

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  *nuclear explosion*

  Is that a thing, that the kv2 packed way too much power for its size?

  2019-09-18 16:01

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  Furthermore my gramar iz vervy gud

  I see your thus and raise you a thusly.

  2019-09-17 02:08

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  No comment

  I'm the second if there's fall damage. I'm the first if there isn't.

  2019-09-17 02:07

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  Enjoy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  I couldn't tell you what website it is, but there's a hentai site where all you need do is type in its url/[six digit code] to see the image.

  2019-09-15 22:20

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  chill a min

  I mean dark humor generally is offensive, so I agree, it's the best way to answer.

  2019-09-15 22:04

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  Cool

  Cutting into these kind of illusion cakes makes for some of the best gifs.

  2019-09-15 08:33

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  HE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL!!!

  Nor should a license actually be required until man-lifting drones are commercially available.

  2019-09-15 08:21

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  HE DESERVES TO GO TO JAIL!!!

  I mean in the long run I'm not against the idea of "a drone that can transport a person should probably require a license," but the guy is a damn pioneer for doing it and shouldn't get in trouble.

  2019-09-15 08:21

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  Modern problems...

  Totally misread that and thought it read "my mother" instead.

  2019-09-14 14:27

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  I am right

  Thanks to the amazing chocolate chip cookies my mom used to make, while I appreciate it a bit soft, it also has to be a bit crispy. Mushy levels of soft are underwhelming to me.

  2019-09-14 14:08

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  i like em big i like em chunky

  The left is more attractive because it takes skill to stay tactically viable and relevant using fewer bullets.

  2019-09-14 14:00

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  Kk NETMARBLE

  Je comprendrais mieux si cette carte était en plein milieu du Nevada, mais ces gens ne sont pas proche du tout du zone 51.

  2019-09-14 13:56

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  Old cartoons have the most subtle humor

  Man, Daphne's face is like hella derped in that frame.

  2019-09-14 13:53

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  Bacon double cheeseburger it's for a cop

  Judging by the votes, not many people have seen Super Troopers.

  2019-09-13 23:18

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  L HERE.THE GANG´S ALL HERE.THE GANG´S ALL HERE.THE GANG...

  That's the only one I could make out readily.

  2019-09-13 01:16

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  Oh ok. You're under arrest.

  Legit I'd be like, "well, then, let's get these cuffs on you, and I'll be sure to speak highly of your cooperation in our investigation."

  2019-09-13 01:15

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  idk

  I was about to say, this is what rage comics were designed for.

  2019-09-12 23:38

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  I didn’t make this

  Yeah, like toys aren't already included in Happy Meals.

  2019-09-12 23:36

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  Squirrels doing superhero landings

  Took me a moment to realize they're scratching themselves.

  2019-09-12 14:26

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  When my crush gets close enough...

  NOM NOM NOM

  2019-09-11 16:57

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  Spanish cheese is even better

  I grew up in Switzerland, the many cheeses they make there are simply to die for.

  2019-09-10 15:43

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  Shopping cart wheels are like

  And me.

  2019-09-10 15:41

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  Kyle

  I'm glad you saw it like that, because I definitely didn't.

  2019-09-10 15:39

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  Kyle

  

  2019-09-10 11:05

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  For children 12 and under

  What's the best way to acquire used motor oil? I know where to find it, just not how to get it out of the motor.

  2019-09-10 07:40

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  Bideo James

  

  2019-09-10 07:36

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  baka

  That's still an amount of jalapenos that borders on the level of disgusting. I don't question people putting them on pizza, just not that many!

  2019-09-10 07:30

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  Check

  With my ex, that would have been a checkmate. With my fiancee, yes would actually be the winning move.

  2019-09-10 07:27

  +2
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  Mmmmm

  While this isn't the first pastafied hentai I've seen, it definitely stands out

  2019-09-10 07:26

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  yup

  I got the impression that the Korean war was a similar engagement on the big picture scale, can someone confirm or correct me on that?

  2019-09-10 07:23

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  hhh

  You're correct, she attended a U.S. military academy, as I learned two minutes ago from Wikipedia.

  2019-09-10 01:41

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  Prepare your eyes for the long read

  I can't believe this would happen.

  2019-09-10 01:10

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  hhh

  Forgive my ignorance, is it Mia Khalifa in both pictures?

  2019-09-09 23:48

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  Rape 100

  Can relate, I had a huge crush on Amanda Bynes when she and I were both in the young teenager age group.

  2019-09-09 16:44

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  Choo Choo mofo

  If that drop down menu said James I wouldn't call foul play, but I'm with the real Thomas on this one.

  2019-09-08 18:33

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  communism

  I didn't know FDR had Facebook.

  2019-09-08 09:57

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  Hhm

  Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming...

  2019-09-08 09:56

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  Hhm

  Hands off my macaroni...

  2019-09-08 09:56

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  CallMeCarl

  I've only done a single bounty, so at first glance, no. But there's probably plenty to it I haven't seen yet.

  2019-09-08 09:16

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  CallMeCarl

  If I had the free time i totally would, but as it stands it's Starbound that occupies the bulk of my video game time.

  2019-09-08 03:09

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  I'd forgive him.

  It's a start, and even then only if he didn't know I was her man until after he'd done the deed, otherwise I really don't believe he was sorry, as he did it deliberately

  2019-09-08 00:42

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  CallMeCarl

  Pardon my ignorance, I've noticed a few memes regarding this enchantment table, is that a Minecraft thing?

  2019-09-08 00:37

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  Really, why bother having titles?

  "No one" is pretty inaccurate for this one. Several entities' actions led to the stock market crash, including President Hoover.

  2019-09-07 10:28

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  Yes

  Because Americans refuse to admit that other people's ways are more practical.

  2019-09-07 10:21

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  fairies

  Oh man, when I turned ten I still lived in Switzerland. My first wish would be to retroactively cancel my parents' plan to move to the States.

  2019-09-07 09:03

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  I was born in 200 B.C.! :D

  Compared to you, Methuselah died young!

  2019-09-07 08:59

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  Been there

  I swear, whoever decided how dye and die are conjugated did it just to ensure we'd always be able to spot the idiots.

  2019-09-07 08:53

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  Bangs

  5-10 years ago she was very hard to distinguish from Katy Perry.

  2019-09-06 02:23

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  Hive mind

  Consultations, your gummy bears have evolved into gummy shoggoth.

  2019-09-05 07:30

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  Hive mind

  The Nestléne Consciousness? I doubt gummy bears are Nestle, but I couldn't resist a vaguely related pun.

  2019-09-05 07:28

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  having to like it is like kpop Stan’s forcing you to li...

  I'd liken Brooklyn 99 to more like the cheese flavored Ritz chips, I can never stop eating those.

  2019-09-05 00:53

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  What in the name of meth is going on....

  The internet, exposing humanity's stupidity to the world, one dumbass at a time.

  2019-09-05 00:50

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  Canada welcome all strippers

  It seems that you, OP, are in a small minority of people who don't know the difference between poll and pole. Or, God forbid, the difference between poll worker and pole dancer.

  2019-09-05 00:49

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  I have an I-Phone 6 still, this is one reason I haven't u...

  Can confirm.

  2019-09-04 16:06

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  domino’s tweeted this picture

  Big boobs for a trap.

  2019-09-03 21:43

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  Big brain time

  There are two types of people in the world. The first can reach logical conclusions with incomplete data.

  2019-09-03 12:30

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  :D

  Very cute design, but what practical use does something like this serve?

  2019-09-02 22:05

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  :D

  As one who lives in Midwest United States, I can safely tell you there isn't a shopping cart for hundreds of miles from here that uses that coin system.

  2019-09-02 22:04

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  dongs in a speech

  Not gonna lie, that's funny.

  2019-09-02 22:02

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  Forskin

  Ah, I see the HOOP foundation finally converted someone.

  2019-09-02 14:08

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  Abc

  They're* all coming together now. At the same time.

  2019-09-01 23:52

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  Humens the best

  That's definitely the other big boost humans get compared to other Earth creatures, yes.

  2019-09-01 08:56

  +1
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  State farm got no chill....

  Did State Farm just pull a PG version of slasher horror movies?

  2019-08-31 23:18

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  Wasn't me

  That's a great way to prank, make yourself look like a victim of the same gag.

  2019-08-31 08:13

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  Yeet

  The first thought I had seeing this picture was, "the council will decide your fate."

  2019-08-31 07:11

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  Harry Potter

  Damnit, you beat me to it with that last one. Granted apparently this posted like yesterday morning.

  2019-08-30 10:15

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  Une idée ?

  Heureusement que je ne connais pas simlish, ou ma fiancée me penserai plus fou encore.

  2019-08-30 10:04

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  Penis envy

  That's what I wish to know, but I'm guessing the internet has answers.

  2019-08-30 09:34

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  oh god

  This reminds me of two phrases my friends use when playing D&D: point blank annihilation, and, apocalypse his head.

  2019-08-30 00:47

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  MoOoOoOm hELp

  Humans to predators: "come at me, bro, I'll turn those fucking tables around right now!"

  2019-08-28 18:17

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  Quand ta vie ne tient qu'à un fil

  Ce que je me yeeterai loin de la !

  2019-08-28 11:21

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  No title

  Having watched Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood in Japanese with subs, I can say one advantage of subs is they can be a teaching aid, I've actually learned a couple of phrases from that show.

  2019-08-28 06:43

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  No title

  That's what I'm wondering. And suspecting.

  2019-08-28 06:40

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  Beating Baldur on God of war difficulty is my best emotio...

  Due to some stupid luck I only needed a few tries with him. Now, the asylum demon, that took me probably 25+ tries.

  2019-08-27 23:31

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  Won't lie, it would be scary

  "holy shit, dude, you fucking murdered her!" Or however it is that JonTron says it.

  2019-08-27 14:23

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  Tru tho

  I hope someone did this with fighting Ganon in Breath of the Wild.

  2019-08-27 14:16

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  Then they bring the family...........

  Boy, that escalated quickly.

  2019-08-27 10:32

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  Then they bring the family...........

  Except that it's never just one ant. Once one ant finds a source of food the whole colony starts strip mining that location of all food available.

  2019-08-27 10:32

  +7