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  Hobbit wedding

  Eleventy-firth

  1h

  +2
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  RedAlertRiot = Riot4AOC

  N ow why would anyone side with the bad guys?

  20h

  +33
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  Chocolate

  But... But she promised!

  21h

  +4
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  The hardest decision a European faces every July

  We already give it away to them.()

  21h

  +6
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  When you're tired of a meme but your friend definitely is...

  "I will send you to Jesus!"

  2026-06-25 18:21

  +9
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  This was the most entertaining part of the World Cup for me

  What the hell happened here?

  2026-06-25 17:19

  +1
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  Main character

  YOU'RE WELCOME

  2026-06-25 06:01

  +10
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  Different angle

  

  2026-06-25 06:00

  +6
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  good soul

  I need not a single onion to cry whenever I see this meme.

  2026-06-25 05:59

  +28
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  Chicken was enough

  This post confirms my theory that the vast majority of people are unaware of how much mayhem chickens can incite.

  2026-06-25 05:56

  +15
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  Japan and Venezuela earthquakes

  The San Andreas Fault is next, hopefully.

  2026-06-25 04:01

  +4
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  Outstanding strategy

  Blanket punishments are against the Geneva Suggestions.

  2026-06-25 04:00

  +12
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  Family speedrun

  Damn, bro must have shoveled that food straight down his gullet without even chewing.

  2026-06-25 03:34

  +8
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  price creep

  Welcome to the future

  2026-06-25 03:33

  +6
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  Fuck

  Dustin the Drunkard Porier: I wouldn't wanna fight me neither.

  2026-06-25 00:56

  +7
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  Is this good chat?

  The more you look, the worse it gets.

  2026-06-24 22:58

  +1
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  yeah

  No, that's Bulgaria, dingus.

  2026-06-24 14:24

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  tree lawyers

  On the one hand, it's Canada. On the other hand, I concur with the Lorax.

  2026-06-24 03:56

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  Uncivilized/ Civilized

  To compound upon Zombiememe's comment from above, trashing your own home is stupid but not bad manners.

  2026-06-24 03:38

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  Had to say it then...

  The great thing about my wife was that her parents owned and operated a Vietnamese/Filipino restaurant so we never had to worry about choosing where to eat.

  2026-06-24 03:36

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  Greg The Awesome Friend (also what was the last game you ...

  I see you are only interested in the exceptionally rare...

  2026-06-23 21:26

  +1
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  dongs in an anime

  "My buddy Kyle joined the Monster division's flanking maneuver on the eastern front. All that was left of him after the battle was his chain wallet and nipple bars."

  2026-06-23 21:16

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  thirsty boys

  Regular folks:

  2026-06-23 21:06

  +2
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  Villains got softer

  Hellfire was such a fucking banger of a villain song.

  2026-06-23 20:59

  +6
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  Authors be like

  I like to give my characters silly portmanteau names like Richolas and Brucille, but introduce them by nicknames like Rick and Bruce so that when I reveal their full names the reader gets a fun little surprise

  2026-06-23 20:58

  +1
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  The irony survived

  El bruh momento

  2026-06-23 20:51

  0
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  IT museum

  Punched Cards and Magnetic Tape: Are we a joke to you?

  2026-06-23 18:11

  +10
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  good times

  The Obama/Biden/Trump voice chats were the peak of AI.

  2026-06-23 05:13

  +8
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  Bro looks exhausted

  Finally, some good fucking casting.

  2026-06-23 04:58

  +14
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  More the merrier

  It underwent the process of mitosis!

  2026-06-23 00:18

  +1
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  Master beef

  Master Beef and the Arbyter

  2026-06-23 00:14

  +5
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  Avengers 1982

  Now I can't help but imagine Spider-Man trying to aim his webs with Parkinson's.

  2026-06-22 17:30

  +7
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  When the GC genuinely starts realizing how that one girl ...

  I believe the appropriate term is 'Eskimo brothers'.

  2026-06-22 17:25

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  yeah

  Belgium is the one that makes waffles, right?

  2026-06-22 17:20

  +8
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  stonehenge beta

  Archaeologists for 400 years: I wonder what that other grouping of standing stones three miles from Stonehenge is? Meh, it's probably nothing.

  2026-06-22 15:54

  +1
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  good boy

  Merlin the Duck: Am I a joke to you?

  2026-06-22 15:47

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  Percy be like

  No holds barred, Percy wrecks Katara. Some of his feats include creating a hurricane centered on himself and beating Hyperion the titan of the east, causing Mt. St. Helens to erupt (surviving the eruption at point blank), and breaking a whole ass glacier.

  2026-06-22 04:55

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  Technically True

  "To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." –Homer Jay Simpson

  2026-06-21 09:17

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Oops, meant to reply with the other comment

  2026-06-19 21:34

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Or maybe the computers know something about fish monsters that we don't...

  2026-06-19 21:30

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  Cig

  As someone who has smoked for the past 20 years, this makes me want to quit.

  2026-06-19 20:56

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  WHY IS HE SO FUCKING THICK...?

  Indeed.

  2026-06-19 20:55

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  But you have heard of me.

  "What be a pirate's favorite letter o' the alphabet?" "Uh...'r'?" "Nay! A pirate's first love be the 'c'."

  2026-06-19 20:54

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  Play that funky music, whiteboy

  Back in my day, we called 'em ghetto blasters because we would wire up some serious putty in them set to detonate when turned on and leave them on the streets of Compton.

  2026-06-19 20:50

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  AI slop, but I am getting a real chuckle out of these.

  Why does the fish monster have nipples?

  2026-06-19 20:47

  +1
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  time traveler

  Rather than an Orange Julius and a Caesar Salad. Absolute dingus here.

  2026-06-19 05:44

  +4
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  Yes

  (He watched a new movie and changed his personality based on the main character.)

  2026-06-19 04:47

  +4
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  meme today

  What do you call friends who are phytoplankton and like math? Algaebros

  2026-06-19 04:45

  +2
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  Wrong fantasy franchise

  Well, she's gotcha there, Mithrandir.

  2026-06-19 04:45

  +5
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  Villain arc pending

  Apologies, but the author has decided that my villain arc has arrived.

  2026-06-18 16:14

  +3
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  Robin got nerfed

  I think it's 2001: A Space Odyssey.

  2026-06-18 15:58

  +3
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  reasonable response

  Based

  2026-06-18 05:31

  +9
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  primitive somehow

  'Primitive' relative to the wider galaxy. Gungans don't have access to spacefaring tech until after the Seige of Naboo.

  2026-06-18 05:31

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  Main character canceled

  Those jerks with the badges sure did seem to care a lot when I peed on their car with the stupid lights.

  2026-06-18 05:15

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  Huge if true

  Impossible!

  2026-06-18 05:13

  +5
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  dark times

  Anime is how I tricked my wife into going out with me in the first place back in '05.

  2026-06-18 05:01

  +4
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  iFuNnY

  Yes.

  2026-06-18 01:47

  +8
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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: it is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for you to park meat in girl.

  2026-06-17 20:10

  +4
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  Different species

  My mom's side of the family: Muppets My dad's side of the family: Labyrinth goblins

  2026-06-17 15:16

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  The boys assembled

  Otter Pops < Bolis

  2026-06-17 15:07

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  Ancient wisdom

  Confucius say: man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

  2026-06-17 14:59

  +4
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  Still waiting outside

  Those goddamn chipmunks are at it again!

  2026-06-17 14:58

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  betrayal detected

  Luke and Leia are Kenobis by blood fr fr.

  2026-06-17 05:31

  0
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  Granny sent him

  "Granny's demands are my commands, now square tf up."

  2026-06-17 05:28

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  The yearning returns

  They yearn for the mines.

  2026-06-17 05:24

  +4
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  Meme today

  This requires punishment.

  2026-06-17 05:23

  +4
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  good times

  We used to be a real country.

  2026-06-17 04:17

  +5
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  Inheritance loading

  They're gonna change their minds real quick once the zombie apocalypse kicks off and Brad is the only one Israel lets in.

  2026-06-17 04:17

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  dm violence

  Ilia was well and truly busted up after that one. Bro couldn't even see after the last round.

  2026-06-17 04:16

  0
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  Shrek strikes again

  I guess he was a... homoshrexual.

  2026-06-17 04:14

  +8
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  She actually listened

  Could she be the Green Ninja?

  2026-06-17 04:13

  +9
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  Mosquito Paradise

  Homie reppin the Bloods fosho.

  2026-06-17 03:59

  +3
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  Professional hater

  What a legend.

  2026-06-17 03:57

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  Let people enjoy things

  Sounds like a copium addiction due to skill issueitis.

  2026-06-17 03:56

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  Library sweep

  My local library got shut down due to shitty politicians skimming money from the funding.

  2026-06-17 03:55

  +11
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  Scammed twice

  "Do not redeem!"

  2026-06-17 03:54

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  Zero casting notes

  Linda Cardellini has been my celebrity crush since Freaks and Geeks, and she's still as absolutely gorgeous at 50 as she was at 24.

  2026-06-17 03:53

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  never again

  He said the same thing about the Sphere event. The kind of logistical nightmare that went into this shit must have been fucking ridiculous and I don't blame him one bit.

  2026-06-17 03:50

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  Dinos

  I'm staying far away from Zuul the Destroyer of Shins.

  2026-06-16 15:15

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  Still untouched by deconstructivism

  Flash Gordon

  2026-06-16 15:12

  +4
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  Before and after collage

  Nice crop work, dingus.

  2026-06-16 15:11

  +8
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  One more match

  Everyone except Sasque, who's having unspeakable things done to him by his fifty year old sugar daddy.

  2026-06-16 14:18

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  absolute cinema

  I know sports doesn't belong in memes unless it's funny (like how Alex Pereira got a BBL), but that fight was absolute kino from start to finish. Justin earned this one.

  2026-06-16 14:16

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  Tell me more

  For a while, there was a rumor floating around that I used to work as a boom mic operator for a porn production. Turns out my wife started it because I ate her Cheezits and she was feeling vindictive, but not enough to make me a fluffer.

  2026-06-16 14:08

  +5
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  Nonconformist pov

  But the croptardation is a feature, not a big!

  2026-06-16 02:51

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  my new excuse for all things now

  In my defense, I'm fucking retarded.

  2026-06-15 22:14

  +4
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  California's next governor... unfortunately

  "Joo undercook feesh, believe it or not, yail. Joo OVERcook cheeken, also yail."

  2026-06-15 20:02

  +3
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  Old games!

  Red Faction 2. The second I found it in the shed I called my old friends, fished out the PS2 and the multi-tap, and spent an entire Saturday reliving our childhood.

  2026-06-13 14:21

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  But when I do it I have to meet with the principal.

  I have a family of crowmies who live in my tree. In '06 a crow broke her wing in my yard so I took her to the vet and nursed her back to health. Sadly, Moony passed away in '19, but her family still hangs out with me and often bringsme shinies.

  2026-06-12 19:56

  +11
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  Building a local AI project. So far so good.

  This is how AI should be utilized.

  2026-06-12 19:51

  +10
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  Otoya Yamaguchi

  Karuru Makasu

  2026-06-12 19:44

  +2
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  Robin in cougar catching mode.

  Take my upvote, you son of a bitch

  2026-06-12 19:34

  +23
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  Oh no

  I cannot believe you would equate black cats with porch monkeys!

  2026-06-12 19:33

  +13
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  Caught immediately

  Me:*teleports behind boss* Nothing personnel, kid.

  2026-06-12 18:23

  +2
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  lost focus

  Boy, do I have some good news for you!

  2026-06-12 18:21

  +2
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  world cup 2026 has started

  I don't care about soccer, but the friendship between Mexico and South Korea is oddly wholesome.

  2026-06-12 18:20

  0
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  Save some rizz

  Why does white, aquamarine, and purple go so damn well together?

  2026-06-12 18:19

  +1
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  Bam moment

  Phil Margera is a true saint for putting up with Bam.

  2026-06-12 18:18

  +3
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  Society update

  Whoa, blast from the past

  2026-06-12 18:16

  0
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  duck pro

  Duck wins. Flawless victory.

  2026-06-12 18:12

  +8