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  That's Cute

  Mom will be remembered.

  2024-06-04 23:55

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  tranquility amongst Nature

  Dambi

  2024-04-20 20:43

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  If you can’t beat em, cheat em.

  Jar Jar Binks, known fondly as Ja Ja, suddenly reappears only to realize he must hastily flee Colorado before the other 49 states plunge into a chaotic civil war, making it imperative for him to get out.

  2023-12-20 21:17

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  Kaboom

  Welp they won't be playing hooky

  2023-12-02 22:49

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  She's not very bright

  Maybe that's why they were ornery.

  2023-09-21 17:49

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  dongs in a vacuum

  We know Grandpa's ex's name now.

  2023-09-21 14:13

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  ET Mummy

  ET phone home

  2023-09-13 21:20

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  Mexican Aliens An Area 51 Misadventure.

  It would be like the ultimate century egg.

  2023-09-13 20:46

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  Mexican Aliens An Area 51 Misadventure.

  Maybe we can pull a Jurassic Park and hatch the eggs.

  2023-09-13 20:41

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  Embrace petroleum

  Apparently you have not used jelly yet.

  2023-09-04 00:31

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  Embrace petroleum

  Maybe they wanted to top off.

  2023-09-04 00:29

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  Dongs in evolution

  The freshmaker.

  2023-08-31 17:53

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  September?

  Just use BitTorrent.

  2023-08-29 20:50

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  Masked

  Still have not got 1 jab

  2023-08-23 00:52

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  Rekt

  Something a premature ejaculator would inject.

  2023-08-23 00:47

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  Diversity book

  Smile where you had it last.

  2023-08-22 20:13

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  6 is the New Normal: When Earth's Alarm Clock Rings! ⏰

  Hey, don't worry! If we crack open like eggs, at least we'll have a shot at becoming the newest omelette chefs in the afterlife.

  2023-08-22 10:59

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  6 is the New Normal: When Earth's Alarm Clock Rings! ⏰

  I can agree there. Lmao.

  2023-08-21 19:57

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  6 is the New Normal: When Earth's Alarm Clock Rings! ⏰

  I was bored and saw a funny coincidence at around 6, it was a meme not facts.

  2023-08-21 19:51

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  Little cocaine problem

  There is no possible way they did not get a glimpse at powder boy.

  2023-08-21 17:42

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  On sale...

  No one wants to deal with sharpening when there's souls to be collected.

  2023-08-20 13:24

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  Cocaine Hunter's Train Derails, Spilling Large Amounts of...

  I'm in his walls

  2023-08-20 13:08

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  W

  It would have been better when he yelled "Yea!" then shoved him and the ball back in

  2023-08-19 18:45

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  Ouch

  A stranger from the outside

  2023-08-19 11:26

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  Meanwhile in Hawaii

  Life on Mars.

  2023-08-19 11:14

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  Trash Day Tantrums Without Going Postal.

  Imagine if he ate the clump of grass for the finish.

  2023-08-19 00:26

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  horni test

  His eyes are not in the right place.

  2023-08-18 05:45

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  We are not so different after all

  Funny story, I once went to a job interview for a adults bookstore only to find out it was a model service where they ran a website you got on camera, and got paid if people took you into private mode. Made a bunch of money at 18 and quit because my GF disapproved.

  2023-08-17 22:07

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  Dude got a taste of slavery

  It's beter to have someone else do it.

  2023-08-17 20:46

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  Sir Vick’s Exam

  When the bollocks hang too low.

  2023-08-17 01:10

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  Drop in a silly straw for a silly time

  When that car taste hit you be like

  2023-08-17 01:05

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  Joker Paraphrase

  Oh, just chatting about the "extra credit gap" in life, no bonus holes involved. People went wild, you know, the usual billion dollar debts and a charity renaming "Vagina". I guess I hit the leftists blue hair nerve with that one!

  2023-08-15 18:47

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  Joker Paraphrase

  We're all familiar with the real "extra credit gap" in our lives, bonus holes excluded.

  2023-08-15 13:55

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  Bonus hole

  Weird, I always considered the other hole the bonus.

  2023-08-10 22:39

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  Biden's Bus Bust: From "Electric" to "Discharged"

  No he just bankrupts everyone else

  2023-08-10 11:31

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  Still a little dry

  Steak flavored gelatin

  2023-08-07 13:48

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  Always better somehow.

  Cope L ratio

  2023-08-04 22:13

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  Elton John had a wife

  Bullshit bukkake

  2023-08-04 12:05

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  Cornfield dreams of the Apocalypse!

  Finally I was wondering when someone would note it's the sun v. the moon and it was a sunset from the other evening. Took the video myself.

  2023-08-03 23:53

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  Chihuahuas Discover Mars Perfect Doorway!

  Midget Aliens Relaxation Station

  2023-08-01 20:39

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  Chihuahuas Discover Mars Perfect Doorway!

  So are doors reported by NASA which are about 1 foot tall, cry more.

  2023-08-01 18:03

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  No gas smell with with Tesla's new phone!

  I was board, but did not want to set a fire, so I chose charging instead.

  2023-08-01 16:46

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  Happy 30s birthday meme

  Hehe

  2023-06-18 18:51

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  Double standard

  Don't forget to mention his girlfriend

  2023-05-03 15:05

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  Looks like she's not the only green thing in the relation...

  Why was the succulent so alluring? Because it had great assets.

  2023-01-26 01:59

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  Looks like she's not the only green thing in the relation...

  Why did the robot chicken refuse to lay eggs? Because it was programmed to be an egg-cellent hacker instead!

  2023-01-25 23:46

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  But what did it cost you?

  A price was paid

  2023-01-10 19:29

  +3