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  My mental health

  Not dark humor, just unfunny soy depression shit.

  2023-05-19 22:23

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  Rise in single moms means a rise in violence, bad educati...

  Cuz they watched sissy porn in 2011

  2023-05-14 08:18

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  LOL!!!!! Oh MY WORD!!!!

  True, but this is still a meme and almost no one here is actually expecting the term "skin dogs" to be a serious and acceptable reference to babies from a pediatrician

  2023-05-13 15:10

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  "BILLY!!!"

  Same, I would secretly play my DS until 2 am back then. Now I can stay up that late, but rarely do. In bed at 9:40, watch TV until around 10:50.

  2023-05-13 15:05

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  Oh goodness!

  Idk about you, but I can feel it anytime something gets stuck in the treds of my boot. It's annoying af and I immediately get it unstuck.

  2023-05-13 10:15

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  Friday meme

  Spring semester just finished, would do assignments, projects, and classes every day (including weekends). Just started work, got weekends off, only have to do work for an allotted 8-10 hours, + get paid.

  2023-05-12 19:55

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  Bad prediction

  The NBA is less interesting than the NFL

  2023-05-12 19:53

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  poor service, employee acted very rude

  I would :skull: I feel so much pressure whenever they have tip options

  2023-05-12 19:51

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  This got my hyped

  True for all of Marvel.

  2023-05-09 07:37

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  So true!!

  That's a dog

  2023-05-09 06:13

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  Dongs in a dream

  Phineas and Ferb comes close.

  2023-04-28 14:29

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  Michael Keaton as Batman is going to be awesome

  Batman from the animated series (1992) and Michael Keaton as Batman (first in 1989) are very similar, but I believe this is for movies.

  2023-04-26 15:36

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  The ATF is out of hand... you can find these templates on...

  Cool, any recommendations for my first book?

  2023-04-26 12:24

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  what

  That's cooked

  2023-04-26 09:09

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  The ATF is out of hand... you can find these templates on...

  Lmao dude wrote four paragraphs about this news story and posted it to memedroid. Should I start writing book synopsis and submitting them here? (Poll, Y/N)

  2023-04-25 21:37

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  LIKE WAOOOW SPORTS ARE LE HECKIN IMPORTANT

  "Stop being excited about something, don't you see how terrible life is" "be miserable like me"

  2023-04-24 11:53

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  Done.

  I used to have trouble with math too, my best advice would just be to practice

  2023-04-21 08:20

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  Curvy

  My eyes are tracking it down as we speak sir. Just a few more minutes, I estimate.

  2023-04-20 16:12

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  Wtf is wrong with radio stations these days?

  Everywhere I have lived trash has been black or brown and recycling has been blue or yellow.

  2023-04-20 11:14

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  Title

  That last one really got me

  2023-04-20 11:06

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  Rocket propelled chainsaw

  I must be hella dislexic because I thought "RPC M1B ROCKET" was "MC RIB ROCKET" for a solid second there.

  2023-04-18 21:30

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  it’s not wrong

  Newer generation != Smarter

  2023-04-18 19:54

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  Yes meme

  Idek what that is

  2023-04-18 11:59

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  Minecraft Thanos meme

  He became a reddit mod

  2023-04-18 10:02

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  Feeling old yet?

  The WiiU that is built to break into 3 pieces.

  2023-04-18 10:00

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  Crying meme

  You don't marry pornstars

  2023-04-17 21:05

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  No bitches cycle

  These memes make me think that angst is just an excuse to be a loser.

  2023-04-17 20:27

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  Too accurately measured to say otherwise

  If you insist are you sure you can last 84 minutes?

  2023-04-17 11:47

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  Too accurately measured to say otherwise

  Taco Bell won the restaurant wars

  2023-04-17 07:47

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  We do a little trolling

  L get good

  2023-04-15 18:16

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  We do a little trolling

  I agree with you, I just don't think COVID was the imminent public safety disaster it was hyped up to be and thus a lot of the new control was unwarranted.

  2023-04-15 17:32

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  We do a little trolling

  Based, but just wait for the incoming harassment misdemeanor.

  2023-04-15 17:30

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  Hm

  Exactly

  2023-04-15 08:27

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  Hm

  "Areligious" people either worship their government or themselves. Both are extremely unhealthy for society.

  2023-04-15 08:02

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  Hm

  It already has been. If you search it now, it shows "No results found."

  2023-04-15 08:00

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  UwU?

  Fuck that

  2023-04-15 07:05

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  go woke go broke

  "Go woke go broke" just isn't true for a lot of industries, but for the beer industry, that was a retarded move.

  2023-04-13 10:55

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  Spoiler: it's real, I think Elon lost it lol

  

  2023-04-13 09:26

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  Everything the light touches... is no longer dark

  Schizo post that I don't understand

  2023-04-12 07:10

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  Trump meme

  Personally, the best device to eat diarrhea with would be one of those bowls with a built-in straw that I had growing up. Those things got all gunked up, it would be so nostalgic.

  2023-04-11 08:46

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  Title

  I was actually disturbed by this picture until I read the caption. Glad she isn't actually emaciated.

  2023-04-09 09:14

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  Based on true events

  Then it wasn't a banger

  2023-04-08 12:27

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  Joe Blows Xi's Ping-Thing

  Tbh what intel could they have collected that they didn't already have/could have

  2023-04-08 08:52

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  Which one are you

  Top one looks like they would be ready to defend gay rights and demolish the patriarchy. Bottom one looks like they would steal $8 worth of snacks from a gas station and post a video of it.

  2023-04-08 07:13

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  N

  Dude completely forgot about slave labor smh

  2023-04-06 14:47

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  Don't use the gay urinals

  A gym I went to had a trough urinal needless to say, I found a new gym. Whoever thought that was a good replacement for water fountains needs to be stoned.

  2023-04-05 21:26

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  Evolution baby

  I hope it's just like a back and forth between hot and ugly every decade, like cars.

  2023-04-04 15:43

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  Crying meme

  So I had to memorize four more things in school, what's the big deal? I know at least 40,000 English words. Plus all the random trivia and math shit. Never used a derivative or an integral in my whole career. Really isn't that hard.

  2023-04-03 15:54

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  Get Woke...You Know the thing

  Can't boycott shit you didn't buy in the first place

  2023-04-03 11:05

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  Wamen

  I sometimes feel bad for the little guys. Sometimes.

  2023-04-03 07:31

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  Hamburgers per cubic guns

  ripped blue jeans moment wtf

  2023-03-31 22:24

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  Excellent title

  "Batman the Terminator" on loop would be a great way to end my cartoonish existence :) (can be found here: https://batmantheanimatedseries.fandom.com/wiki/The_Last_Laugh/Music)

  2023-03-31 10:33

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  DarkNES

  You are either a complete retard or your joke flew over my head.

  2023-03-30 15:23

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  Crying meme

  What feelings

  2023-03-30 13:37

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  Life before internet

  Life before smartphones. I had internet and it was like this.

  2023-03-30 13:28

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  Another stolen meme

  Let's assume this telephone pole is on the shorter side, 40ft. And this cat is on the taller side, 10in. Quick math that cat has to climb nearly 50x its own height. Why and how on earth would a cat climb straight vertically using just its claws for minutes on end. And then for some reason it is too much of a pussy to climb back down? (cats can do that too)

  2023-03-30 09:28

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  Another stolen meme

  Why is nobody asking how the fuck the cat got up there.

  2023-03-29 23:30

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  shooters instead of hooters

  I don't get the "Offensive memes" part of this. It is just retarded.

  2023-03-29 09:11

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  Same goes for my ex lolololol

  The increased height gives them more visual confidence about their distance. Although perceived as malfeasance, it could simply be they don't realize how close they appear to you. Still a dumbass way to drive tho, back the fuck up.

  2023-03-28 22:39

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  Lady...

  This would only be a loophole if he had said "I didn't harm any animals" but he said "No animals were harmed." Which is true cuz animals naturally shed their antlers.

  2023-03-28 10:01

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  THIS IMAGE IS SO AMERICAN

  

  2023-03-27 12:43

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  Wholesome af

  What is the maximum age for make a wish?

  2023-03-27 12:42

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  This is what shadow banned looks like. Curious what cause...

  A common experience

  2023-03-27 11:27

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  What you see when you die

  Christian: "would you like to respawn?"

  2023-03-27 10:18

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  Driver of the KIA walked away unharmed, impressive flight...

  Imagine not tightening your tires after lifting your truck

  2023-03-26 23:05

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  Ummm wait

  Or you spend months training a rooster and they say "cool pet, now drop those pants."

  2023-03-26 18:09

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  why are these so true

  Women.

  2023-03-26 15:20

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  abortion yes 1

  PublicOpinion.inverse();

  2023-03-26 09:34

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  MPAA film ratings #joke #trynottolaugh

  The MPAA has never rated pornos. The association with the term "X-rated" and porn is exactly why the MPAA switched to NC-17.

  2023-03-25 21:40

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  i paid for the whole speedometer

  This got me remembering, I used to always complain about how the player's speed doesn't match the NPC, but one day I played a game where the speed matched perfectly and it was annoying af.

  2023-03-25 09:59

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  mug together

  Pulled a Patty Hearst

  2023-03-24 19:29

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  MPAA film ratings #joke #trynottolaugh

  X turned into NC-17 over thirty years ago. They just don't make many X movies any more, unlike the 70s.

  2023-03-24 08:57

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  Prank

  *trips*

  2023-03-24 08:22

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  El gato

  Accurate

  2023-03-23 05:09

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  Flammwerfer

  Enemy has shotguns

  2023-03-22 12:54

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  shane dawson

  Can confirm

  2023-03-22 09:56

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  Stairvator

  Stop being disabled

  2023-03-21 10:15

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  Stairvator

  Based, get a workout fatso

  2023-03-21 09:05

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  Childhoood movie destroyed

  I punched a kid in school for talking shit about Phineas and Ferb

  2023-03-20 18:25

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  Promises kept. Eat shit @Scoots291

  Told scoots I would repost this meme "in exactly one year" to spite him

  2023-03-20 18:22

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  Promises kept. Eat shit @Scoots291

  https://www.memedroid.com/memes/detail/3641678/Le-Cheap-Gas

  2023-03-20 15:34

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  Windego mode it is then

  "got"

  2023-03-20 11:45

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  Windego mode it is then

  This is a scam. We already had Pete Buttboy

  2023-03-20 11:43

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  I'm back, guys.

  I'd say they look like the average redditor, but they also kinda look like the average memedroider

  2023-03-19 23:10

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  what’s your favourite indie game?

  Except they aren't. The internet loves indie devs and games.

  2023-03-19 23:05

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  Yitler

  Missing the leading *

  2023-03-19 23:04

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  We do a little trolling

  I like the ending troll face very much. What is its name so I can manufacture memes with it?

  2023-03-19 23:01

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  According to the radicial right, grooming is when lgbt

  

  2023-03-19 19:44

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  Pow! Right in tha kisser

  Nowadays: government spends $2t on stupid shit openly and rubs it in.

  2023-03-18 12:45

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  Ah, Chester hope ya doin well

  Soldier refers to someone in the Army, op could be in the Marines. So it's like calling a they/them person she.

  2023-03-18 09:19

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  Chad....??...

  She did, I've literally used that image for something before.

  2023-03-18 09:15

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  Just something my wife said a few minutes ago. I keep her...

  CURRENT THING!

  2023-03-15 20:49

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  Sunday morning

  Can't relate, the cracker barrel here seats immediately.

  2023-03-15 20:47

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  Pull it

  Kill that n

  2023-03-15 09:45

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  EVs go vroom...NOT!

  Its range is only 46 miles before it needs to be recharged.

  2023-03-15 09:10

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  Burn it down

  That is my point, glad you got it.

  2023-03-15 08:52

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  Burn it down

  The FDIC typically insures only up to $250k, but for this they are letting everyone have full access to their accounts. Not technically a bailout, true. But the taxpayer is paying for it, just indirectly. The cost is the value of the dollar instead of actual dollars. The value of the dollar will decline, but the taxpayers won't "lose" any money. Their money just won't be worth as much.

  2023-03-15 08:22

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  Oh no

  I knew a crazy lady who claimed to be the descendent of a Jesus nut. (She thought that Jesus was her great-great-...-great-grandfather)

  2023-03-14 21:28

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  No chance you fool me Genie

  Too fast, sorry

  2023-03-14 19:47

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  My first original meme

  That explains it

  2023-03-14 19:21

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