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  The hardest decisions require the strongest wills

  It's basically medicinally cured: cocktail of meds; It's a homosexual endemic in the US permanently now, though the straights can end up getting hurt by it too if they're especially dirty or perchance run across the disease in some unlucky or criminal way

  5h

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  The same ones supporting abortion murder to

  Yes but you have to put "felon" in quotation marks too: They had to turn his previous actions into crimes after the fact to git 'im! Took a lot of work too.

  21h

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  Lol have you learnt something

  I don't know. I think it's interesting and funny. And it's real.

  1j

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  TSowell and RiotDream rn

  Well, that's what they want to f****** do, so... 's'not going to work though.

  1j

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  Lowkey

  It's just the opposite. The opposite is not a joke unless it has something to stand on. Where joke?

  1j

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  Lol

  2. Addiction and suicide: millions already show problem-gambling harm, and suicide risk in that group is far higher than average. 3. Homes: legal sports betting is tied to more intimate-partner violence and family breakup.

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  Lol

  ...take "good." That is doing the harm so the treasury can look flush. It skips why the restrictions existed in the first place. 1. Household finances: online sports betting is tied to more unpaid bills, debt, and higher bankruptcy risk. ...

  1j

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  Lol

  ...markets" instead of gambling. Trump Jr. advises both, his fund is in Polymarket, and the Trump CFTC is suing states that do not want those bets inside their borders. The temptation is the revenue:expand a product that wrecks people, then call the tax..

  1j

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  Lol

  Have you heard of the Polymarket stuff Trump's doing? Governments get dollar signs when they can tax every wager or take a cut of the action. Polymarket and Kalshi are apps that let you bet on games and other events by labeling the bets "prediction...

  1j

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  Physics enters the chat

  I dunno I feel like the difference would be minimal both on a full size pan and on a tiny tiny one.

  2026-09-09 03:53

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  Casino hates math

  Gambling pisses me off. Trump pisses me off. People who dislike Trump piss me off. The ultimate catch 22.

  2026-09-09 03:48

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  dongs in a technology

  ♫ Pippi Longstocking is coming into your wor-or-or-orld!♫ ♫ Pippi Longstocking is a giiirll! ♫ i think that's how it goes

  2026-09-06 15:11

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  dongs in a technology

  

  2026-09-06 15:07

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  Im back

  I accepted it as a young kid, but seeing some clips as an adult, my assessment is that he's too often "cool" by being rude. It's annoying.

  2026-09-05 09:41

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  lowkirkenuinely

  Yes weapons expert, please do enlighten us Everyone, gather 'round, time to tune your eyes and ears ears to the man who knows it all!

  2026-09-03 04:15

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  Google Maps will call Lake Ontario Lake America in the US

  You changed your flag for this joke didn't you?

  2026-08-31 08:19

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  Google Maps will call Lake Ontario Lake America in the US

  Updated ago

  2026-08-31 08:19

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  dongs in an adobe

  I've seen PDFs of maps. Dang it that's two bad acronyms. But anyway yeah you might deliver a map of a city with one-to-one scaling

  2026-08-29 21:02

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  Bank robber hid for 51 years then his daughter made a pod...

  "Yes Daddy, I'm an asshole too: I'll tell your story and the lie along with it to make even more fuckiNG FILTHY LUCRRRE! MONEEEEYYYY! Munymunymunymunymuny" Hey question: what's their national and ethnic origin?

  2026-08-24 09:10

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  Bank robber hid for 51 years then his daughter made a pod...

  It's a lie. While he was dying he was all, "Hey evil daughter, I got a suggestion as evil dad: see I stole this money and here's all the evidence! Make it into a podcast and also say I told you not to tell anyone! I'm an asshole!"

  2026-08-24 09:08

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  Bank robber hid for 51 years then his daughter made a pod...

  Now hold on a minute, she wasn't supposed to tell, right? And he wasn't supposed to take that damn money. You know? Level of honor among assholes. How's she owe it to a thief ... Come to think of it, they made up the part where he said don't tell anyone.

  2026-08-24 09:06

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  Hollywood hackers lied

  In real life hackers becomes singular because there's only one of him. Hacker does all the hacking.

  2026-08-24 09:03

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  kek

  Wow these changes are seen on the rate of ... ("0.2%") ... 2 or 3 out of 1000 people... Not 2 out of 100 -- 2 out of a thousand... How about we get back to talking about real shit? There's plenty of real shit.

  2026-08-24 01:49

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  Hey ladies

  I'll keep this in mind and do this all the time everywhere

  2026-08-22 23:01

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  Knights

  You wouldn't be saying that if she wasn't pretty

  2026-08-22 22:41

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  absolutely not

  ... you're drying and re-wearing the wool socks in fresh shoes. By the way, swap between at least two pairs of shoes daily and your shoes will stop smelling bad.

  2026-08-18 17:23

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  absolutely not

  That's the difference between cotton socks and wool socks. Authentic wool working socks are a game changer. You can even let them dry out and wear them the same like you do your shoes and they feel and smell fresh again for a few wears. As long as...

  2026-08-18 17:21

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  Word for your Sunday

  *His people.* Turn from *their* wicked ways. We have what we need to defeat clown world: Clown world is our Babylon or our Egypt or our Philistines. Stop our pointer fingers, use our mirrors. Beg the one who hears. \[T]/

  2026-08-16 05:41

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  Word for your Sunday

  If my people who are called according to my name humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from their wicked ways, I will hear from heaven and forgive their sins and heal their land. ...

  2026-08-16 05:38

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  Factually

  ...blaming her husband always, esp when she's at fault. But the daughter is 100% marriage material: very caring, loving, hardworking, compassionate, generous, quick to say sorry when she's wrong. ... Don't ask me where I found that example

  2026-08-16 05:25

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  Factually

  Then again, love covers a multitude of sins: I know at least one father who just cannot be strong and put his wife in her place when she's in error, and the wife is in error often, but outsources her perception of where life is weird, wrong, awkward, etc

  2026-08-16 05:23

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  Moving with the speed of white

  O

  2026-08-16 05:15

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  Oh no

  I've already swapped from mobile hotspot to visible.

  2026-08-12 08:07

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  Digital ownership moment

  People need to stop delivering a "what could you do for me?" and instead "I need you to please..." How do I get this person out of my hair? I'm supposed to come up with the answer versus they're telling me what to do and I'm done. Less "?", more "." .

  2026-08-12 08:02

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  He regrets everything

  "Everyone is equal." You take two equal people. One makes positive changes to improve himself. He's better than they had been. He's even as good as another guy who had been maxxing whatever. Eats well, can lift however much, etc. The other hadn't...

  2026-08-12 07:58

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  He answered himself

  I think what your thinking of is the *romanticized* 1960s. But you could romanticise *any* time and place in history Might as well instead find your thankfulness in-- and press for the good in-- the world at this time-- right Now.

  2026-08-12 05:32

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  He answered himself

  ...for the privilege of having *their* phone in *your* house 15% lower life expectancy, not-yet-cured diseases... Automatic washers/dryers, residential air conditioning...for *you*? Nope. More like drink more water, washing boards, hang your clothes...

  2026-08-12 05:27

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  He answered himself

  Phones were simpler, this is a plus:they only let you talk to people at a distance--But not too far or you are forking out the $man-hours$ But also you couldn't actually buy the phone until 1983... In 1960 you have to keep paying Bell Atlantic monthly...

  2026-08-12 05:21

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  He answered himself

  Phones were simpler, this is a plus:they only let you talk to people at a distance--But not too far or you are forking out the $man-hours$ But also you couldn't actually buy the phone until 1983... In 1960 you have to keep paying Bell Atlantic monthly...

  2026-08-12 05:21

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  He answered himself

  No more Pac-Man? No more Tetris? No more Alien Isolation? No RoboCop no Predator no Horse Magnifier... "Never your mind on where you are. Hmm? What you are doing! Hmm?" *Chuckle *cough

  2026-08-12 05:07

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  My dad. One day I will fill his shoes. Man I love that guy

  I think we're supposed to literally beg God to do that with us when it comes to abortion, instead of continually blaming the guy in the other cubicle or trying to still f****** fix it ourselves. Problem's *us*. When it comes to me, the problem is *me*.

  2026-08-12 04:26

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  Trust myself? Absolutely not

  Disney's Cinderella 2: "Follow your heart and there's no heart you can't win!" Jeremiah 17:9: "The heart is deceitfully wicked above all things, who shall know it?"

  2026-08-11 17:01

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  HMM

  ... ... Except in the memories and eyewitness accounts of those involved... There are ways of making the slimy and anti-virtuous talk. I beg the Lord to forgive us and replace the slime at the top.

  2026-08-11 03:54

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  Title

  Genie responds happily adding one extra electron to one hydrogen atom 8000 km from the center of the Sun. "Done! To all atoms in the universe: Today, you are richer by one extra electron." The difference between "all atoms" and "each atom" is a bitch

  2026-08-08 23:28

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  Title goes here

  Their names are P****, N*****? How is this getting ratioed?

  2026-08-07 01:28

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  If you've owned one you'll know

  I loved that thing. It's too bad They make no sense to wear these days.

  2026-08-05 21:42

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  HMM

  The partying is not a crime, depending on the partying. The r, murdering, and melting people, those "partying" are definitely crimes.

  2026-08-05 15:34

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  hard choice

  Okay, the eyes carry the blood, the mouth carries the pee, what are the five dots at the top? I wonder

  2026-08-05 09:23

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  How the mighty have fallen

  We should learn how to run virtual machines right in Linux for occasional windows apps. Also, running windows progs/apps putting their installers as non-steam "games" followed by their executables as non-steam "games" has worked for me a couple times.

  2026-08-04 09:52

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  How the mighty have fallen

  I've been so satisfied hopping over to Bazzite and steamos. Very thankful for Valve user-friendly-fying Linux.

  2026-08-03 09:25

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  How the mighty have fallen

  Like take Microsoft for instance. Their OS is breaking into pieces now because they're losing track of how the whole system operates. But their practices have always been bloated and bad. They were always set up to fail this way since 1995.

  2026-08-03 09:22

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  How the mighty have fallen

  Well I agree just on the "use AI as a reference" thing. I think the problem is the bad results. The not being able to do stuff is just a symptom.

  2026-08-03 09:18

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  Follow me and I'll follow you back

  Who ever said the drawing needs to be good? Just put a single horizontal line on the paper and label it bridge. That's what I always do when I draw bridge. Gets me across faster and eliminates the legal troubles

  2026-08-03 09:15

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  I hate so much about the things you choose to be

  ... but sometimes it sure is nice to have something or someone else bring up a relevant fact or thought to talk about. People want a villainize A.I. so quick... What if it's not only just a hero AND not only just a villain?

  2026-08-03 09:12

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  I hate so much about the things you choose to be

  What if the "podcast" is 3 minutes, to catch everybody up and spark conversation? Some people just listen to the radio or sit in silence during the drive. Conversation starters can be nice. I've gained the ability as I've grown to start it myself, ...

  2026-08-03 09:10

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  I hate so much about the things you choose to be

  Not in place of--along with... The parent is learning too: The parent would have to look everything up and learn it beforehand and tell the kids. I'd bet the AI is finding 17 things to say involving what else happened in history on the kids birthday, etc.

  2026-08-03 07:23

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  2026-08-01 08:09

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  the Chinese lady moment pov

  August 1st is a b****

  2026-08-01 08:09

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  Aaaah

  Wouldn't it be because the module is on his IDE but not on his terminal? Idk I'm only a script kiddy. How would you even start to determine which module it's calling? Would you or would you not have specified the module yourself?

  2026-08-01 08:07

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  Aaaah

  Left the boyfriend... After she came home... Has she indeed left him Or is she returning? Both? I get the meme, but I'm bothered by the math.

  2026-08-01 07:58

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  Hey guys check out this Vodka sauce I made the other nigh...

  Wait sorry no no it's August 1st This is a meme sorry upvote upvote

  2026-08-01 03:13

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  Hey guys check out this Vodka sauce I made the other nigh...

  This is, like, ultra NOT a meme, and looks really delicious. With that much oregano you're going to get all the antioxidants and live forever

  2026-08-01 03:06

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  Don't stick your dick in crazy

  ...Not with the same eroticism, but with the same enthusiasm. Like, pretend you like brushing her hair. They like that more than they like being licked. But if she wants licked wipe her nice and clean and do it with enthusiasm too. Marry her first.

  2026-07-29 05:04

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  Don't stick your dick in crazy

  ...quality of the orgasms with my wife. Save it for marriage, regard God and thank him for the gift of sex, pick a good woman as your wife, and the orgasms will (in my experience) keep getting better and hotter with age. Flirt with her all the time too...

  2026-07-29 04:55

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  Don't stick your dick in crazy

  As in: Yes, I could have jumped into the regions and special places of about 4 other women who were "close enough" to the edge of my friendzone, with no additional effort--just me being me.. but I'm glad I didn't, for their sake and for the sake of the..

  2026-07-29 04:52

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  Don't stick your dick in crazy

  Looking back, 80% has yielded approximately the one wife that I have and enjoy (thoroughly). She's the opposite of crazy. She's encouraging, fun, cooperative, and thankful. I recommend stay a virgin, marry a virgin. If you might. Monogamy: Yes.

  2026-07-29 03:36

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  Lol

  I tried to read it, but was left decifering the heavily-italic-cursive-low-res at very low speed, and I wasn't about that... I searched for a transcription and found the text referred to-- What is shown is an entirely different letter... for the art?

  2026-07-29 03:31

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  dongs in a meal

  Is the joke that this is just weird, that he is just small, or that the restaurant is just serving stuff in too-big sizes, or it's just doing so to *him* which brings us back to this is just weird again ?

  2026-07-28 22:42

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  Just a hunch...

  AI I bet

  2026-07-26 04:42

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  She's someone's Abuelita

  The dance? Abuelita? The dance *and* Abuelita?

  2026-07-26 04:30

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  dongs in a template

  (X) to doubt. If so tho, go imgflip yo.

  2026-07-24 18:31

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  Thomas Sowell on consumer preferences and shopping

  You:

  2026-07-21 14:37

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  Tate court season

  Fight extradition?? Nooo they must be innocent then

  2026-07-21 05:44

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  But it's okay to paint Trump with that brush

  Fun to say, But to actually do is a thing of your freaking dreams and empty words, loser.

  2026-07-20 17:48

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  budget jumpscare

  I want the end of obsession to be that he only tells her his wish after *she* accidentally wishes that *he* loved *her* more than anyone has ever loved anyone.

  2026-07-20 07:36

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  The universe has 11 ways to ruin your schedule

  *AI-slop-delivered wisdom

  2026-07-20 07:31

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  Oh so you're one of those gays

  2026-07-19 01:20

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  Oh, now I get it, there are not cackling women laughing at birds just walking around him -- the birds are the ones repeating/imitating cackling women sounds.

  2026-07-17 11:28

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  I don't get it at all. Why are the women cackling, why care about the birds, and why the heavy upvoting? I'm not going to downvote yet because I think I don't get it, and so it's not fair to everybody that I should nerf it if I'm the one that's stupid

  2026-07-17 11:24

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  Subscription logic

  This reads as an ad for a while until you process what's trying to be the clear joke in the third block.

  2026-07-15 03:38

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  Right back in the closet when his ashes get home

  Is this secretly a Gwar reference?

  2026-07-12 21:10

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  Kid gone too soon

  Hide a scar a fade away a shake up

  2026-07-11 20:03

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  Sorry

  So you're joking that it's detached from your body? I've had more than one dream like that about my dick. You ever had a dream your dick was detached but still alive and fine and part of you? And you're trying to keep it safe?

  2026-07-11 05:29

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  Whale removal day

  Yeah! At least bring him a Ziploc of it

  2026-07-06 19:34

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  summer cancelled

  The hot and the cold they're both so intense, put 'em together it just makes sense!

  2026-07-01 22:21

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  Nobody noticed right

  What kind of dog is this?

  2026-07-01 22:10

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  Little stinkers

  I get being dumb enough to be interested, I get being dumb enough to do it, I get recording it, I get uploading it, but for the life of me I can't imagine being one person who actually decides to do all of these in coordination.

  2026-07-01 20:50

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  Scam

  Yes, it's turns out it's actually easier to use cheat codes (poisonous chemicals) to win the game (grow food successfully that doesn't get destroyed by vermin). "Why doesn't he just win without the Contra code? It's Faster to NOT enter the Contra code!"

  2026-07-01 20:43

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  accurate philosophy

  It's not about IQ *or* race but rather maturity. Intellence and wisdom are two separate things, I'd discovered years ago.

  2026-06-30 23:14

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  Career roulette

  ... squarely, as hard as she could, in the wretched and rotting ground of clownworldTM... and she ain't lookin' back.

  2026-06-30 06:26

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  Career roulette

  ... continues somehow to find a way to move in the same direction of disappointment regarding values and logic, just in general, for politics and all of life. Congratulations that's the reality you occupy. Hermione planted her home flag solidly and ....

  2026-06-30 06:26

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  Career roulette

  ...beautifully, Belle is actually auto-tuned with a machine post-production and clomps along "peacefully" (frumpily) She WAS very beautiful and I imagine a world where Hermione does the expected job, and it's not this world Now imagine that Hermione...

  2026-06-30 06:24

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  Career roulette

  Imagine Beauty and the Beast, but now it's live action. Imagine everyone in it is a known good actor and they're ready to make a rad remake. Imagine everybody in it does a good job. Now imagine that Belle instead of walking around dancingly and singing ...

  2026-06-30 06:20

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  Career roulette

  ... free ice cream 5 motivational speaker 6 French-arthouse thespian 7 voice work, smaller roles, and glad to be away from heavy Harry-Potter-size fame.

  2026-06-30 06:12

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  Career roulette

  1 Weird al fastened guns corpse 2 Terrible Belle mentally ill leftist 3 Dracula Batman 4 ... Uh 4 ... Hey word engine ... 4 Ron used his Harry Potter money to buy a popular English-brand ice cream truck and drove around England giving out ...

  2026-06-30 06:09

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  npc childhood

  My kids had fun with that for a couple weeks. In second grade, I had an TV show that I narrated; my whole life was the imaginary TV show and I didn't tell anyone. Only the imaginary audience.

  2026-06-29 08:31

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  summer cancelled

  Jokes are supposed to be funny.

  2026-06-29 08:16

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  Maga Morons Need To Stop Being So Hateful

  I kept enjoying it. I keep enjoying it. And yes, jackasses asked me if I was gay if I remember correctly. Don't care.

  2026-06-28 09:39

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  AAARRRRR!

  That's why we found "Super Mario Maker World Engine" on PC and Android

  2026-06-27 14:49

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  Cargo train breaks the sound barrier

  Ohh, that sound barrier fence goes 500 something miles an hour after its coffee in the morning

  2026-06-27 14:46

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