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  Absolute cinema

  That whole time I was thinking MetroMan didn't stand a chance, until the ending. Forgot Omniman is so fast he basically pauses time.

  2026-06-02 09:26

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  Why does everyone hate Christians?

  More like Me: *does X* Catholic church: That's a sin, stop Me: I don't believe that CC: but the bible says.. Me: I don't care what the Bible says Cc: but we want you to be morale and go to heaven Also CC:*Moves pedo priests around to spare them from jail*

  2026-05-22 14:18

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  Kid said dont risk it mom so dad got sent instead

  Does she love her mom more? Or see her dad as more competent?

  2026-04-02 11:44

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  Oh no anyway

  Did people not like her? I've not seen the show, other than not looking like the character were there any other issues?

  2026-03-11 08:51

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  meta ai network

  Sounds like an elaborate plan to spy on the AI. Will they fall for it? Most of us did.

  2026-03-11 05:58

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  ah, prop hunt

  Ah, prop hunt

  2025-11-18 10:49

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  Help

  Yeah we know. Birds and bees.

  2025-11-14 15:15

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  the more I see this video the shorter his reaction cuts off

  Has this been edited or were the producers spicy?

  2025-11-04 12:31

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  If you can do it better, here's the application

  You might be right. They might be sensitive extreme liberals. Or maybe the staff has received a lot of abuse recently and management are trying to rectify the situation. This meme on its own is not enough to tell.

  2025-10-15 10:00

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  If you can do it better, here's the application

  I prefer going to right wing establishments where they'll pretend to fire a staff member to appease a karen

  2025-10-15 08:13

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  can't argue with facts

  So shouldn't right wingers be more pro abortion?

  2025-10-14 05:33

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  kek

  Native Americans?

  2025-09-15 04:14

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  documents from Alaska: Poo-tin - how deep!

  *Someone screams it in public* 4rchangel: Why do these liberals gotta rub their beliefs in our faces. Keep it on the internet.

  2025-08-17 14:38

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  i'm sorry what did she say?? I wasn't listening

  This meme has a low rating but I still clicked play. We know why.

  2025-06-15 10:31

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  Choices

  He said something negative about daddy Trump. I don't care if it's true, shower him with downvotes boys!

  2025-05-25 13:40

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  Memes for the meme gods

  Do people on here like Elon? I'm on the fence myself. Republicans don't tend to like electric vehicles, but they do like Trump which Elon is pals with. I've seen conflicting comments.

  2025-05-25 12:58

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  Whatever happened to those immersive UI games that felt l...

  It's quite common in VR games

  2025-05-19 09:37

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  this dude joined reddit just to trauma dump an entire div...

  He didn't get her pregnant. But you're right, they should have discussed how they felt about raising a child like that.

  2025-05-13 16:34

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  Bird calibration at exactly 5:34pm, as scheduled

  That white bird knew what was up

  2025-04-30 10:19

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  NICELY DONE SPAIN

  Your gosh dawn right. Last week at a resturant, guy on the table next to mine ordered his steak well done. These commies are everywhere.

  2025-04-23 06:03

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  vape hard

  And then if we blame coronavirus spread to china we're racist

  2025-04-20 01:01

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  Alhambra palace in Granada

  You see in the video how it drains quickly once the water reached a certain level. The seal was formed. My guess is they did something similar and controled the diameter of the pipe to control how much water came out.

  2025-04-15 11:25

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  look, stop noticing

  Straight

  2025-04-15 09:59

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  Popularity down the drain

  Another win for trump. Fuck Europeans! Am I right boys!

  2025-04-15 09:56

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  i'm just a regular everyday normal dude

  Did you get a semi at the thought of commenting something political on a meme. I can relate, I get like that when I see a fine ass woman. Each to their own.

  2025-04-14 10:31

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  wiping boogers on tipping culture

  This place is lovely. I'll tip ten bucks. *sees this* You're gonna get one cent and like it.

  2025-04-14 02:35

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  Me yelling at the mobile game ad guy making all the wrong...

  Sticks to your mind, grabs your attention, pisses you off. All the trademarks of a good ad.

  2025-04-08 14:01

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  spot the difference, commie

  Yeah we'd never line up for bread or eggs for that matter

  2025-04-08 12:48

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  South Korea: innovates crash safety. Internet: learn to d...

  Blind people have superior hearing. Slanted eyes have less to see so pay more attention to what they can. Pros and cons.

  2025-04-03 13:17

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  It's just a turn. Engineer: Let’s make it legendary

  no longer feels safe in their own living room, so begged the council to put in measure to prevent it.

  2025-04-02 05:04

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  It's just a turn. Engineer: Let’s make it legendary

  A lot of safety measure are actually requested by locals. You might see a speed bump and be annoyed by it, thinking no one wants it. But in reality some speeding dickhead crashed into someone's house cos they were going too fast, and the elderly neighbours

  2025-04-02 05:04

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  It's just a turn. Engineer: Let’s make it legendary

  As a highway engineer myself I reckon they had a simple turn and sign in previously, but there were multiple accidents, so this was built as a response to that.

  2025-04-02 05:02

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  Me yelling at the mobile game ad guy making all the wrong...

  "Dam bro, this is so hard. I got 5 guys, shoud I x 5 or + 5. I'm gonna + 5." *Fails* "Dam, can you do better?"

  2025-04-01 13:15

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  Carrots might finally break me

  I thought the point was, why doesn't it just say carrots, why does it have to be so mysterious. Or maybe he hates carrots, who knows.

  2025-04-01 04:52

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  Title

  Exactly. That's why I take heroine.

  2025-03-26 05:21

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  Title

  What if they're on drugs and they wouldn't normally. Then I'd argue they're not a cannibal.

  2025-03-25 03:43

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  What party is the Kkk?

  Democrats are based?

  2025-03-11 10:50

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  Tasty eggs

  Communism sucks. I don't want to wait in line for bread

  2025-03-10 07:10

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  failed to try to play stupid.....

  People criticise Trump and it's all "how dare you mock our commander in chief, wether you like him or not a president deserves respect." But as soon as a democrat becomes president that thinking goes out the window.

  2025-03-05 11:58

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  failed to try to play stupid.....

  I remember when Trump tripped on some stairs, liberals mocked him and the right was upset. Then Biden trips on some stairs and the roles reverse.

  2025-03-05 11:56

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  failed to try to play stupid.....

  She's wrong. However both sides do this shit. Obama wore some tradional sand people clothing to pay respectsand rightwingerslost their mind. From an outside perspective it's annoying to see both sides use the same bullshit arguements to attack each other.

  2025-03-05 11:55

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  Blind woman checking out a bodybuilder

  That could've gone bad. Tricking a young girl to touch your butt. Wasn't her dad there. Then again what you gonna do? The dude is huge.

  2025-03-05 11:52

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  an Alexander the great fun fact

  Nevermind. They actually stabbed, bound and left him in the ox cart. You think you know a guy.

  2025-03-05 07:13

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  an Alexander the great fun fact

  In fairness, that general was in a dangerous situation, being chased by an enemy army, maybe arrows raining down. By the time Alexandra the great arrived the enemy was dead or fleeing. He could take all the time he wanted to bury him, could've taken a nap.

  2025-03-05 07:06

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  Time Masheen

  No major threat to human life is taken seriously given enough time. Do people get upset talking about about how vikings raped and pillaged across multiple countries. Or what Genkis khan did. No we just talk about how many people are related to him.

  2025-03-04 02:11

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  Lojik

  I never understood this logic. Should we hand out nukes for anyone to use if they feel like it, because they won't kill on their own someone has to use it.

  2025-02-27 05:04

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  Family photo meme

  Don't tell me you don't eat ass

  2025-02-26 12:57

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  wiping boogers on whoever this is

  Both sides do this. People criticise trump, trump supporters say "yeah, well biden ....." People criticise biden, biden supporters sah "yeah, we trump ....". It's because the candidates from both sides suck so it's easier to attack the opponentThanDefend

  2025-02-25 07:42

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  What a move

  Kilogram is a measurement of mass. Weight is a force. Someone might say their weight is 90kg, that's technically wrong, it's their mass.

  2025-02-11 20:44

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  What a move

  For the most part it's metric. We do use imperial sometimes. Mph for speed. Height in feet. Weight can be kg or stones/pounds. Sometimes recipes will be in imperial (2 pints of milk). An hour is 5 dozen minutes anywhere.

  2025-02-11 20:42

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  Idk what this means? Assault and battery was my best guess

  Lots of battery. As in assualt? ... Idk either

  2025-02-11 10:08

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  Ur pore

  Memedroid when Biden president: This cart of groceries cost me $138, it used to be a quarter of that 5 years ago. We're doing so badly Memedroid when Trump president for one month: Look how great we have it. Life's so good for all people. No problems here.

  2025-02-09 10:59

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  I will clean them

  Don't worry buddy. I'll subtract 2. Now it should be -10. I'll even give you an upvote for the time and care you took to explain.

  2025-01-30 05:17

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  fast af

  Maybe it was 5-6 years old initially, but no one under 5.7 made it to the finals, resulting in that range.

  2025-01-28 13:13

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  I will clean them

  I'd choose a high profile job with no pay. If I could be CEO for a year, I could quit, find a job as a CEO for a different company and I'd be earning tens of millions a year. Boom, think of the long game. Even terrible CEO's get re-hired.

  2025-01-28 12:10

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  it is a simple solution

  So while legalisation of guns affect school shooting, they clearly don't affect politicians putting stupid rules in place. As mayor Garcetti once said, "snitches get rewards".

  2025-01-21 05:09

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  it is a simple solution

  Us owning guns wouldn't change that. The US has lots of guns and Clinton and Biden still did all their corrupt bullshit. You still had lockdowns stopping people from visiting their dying family members.

  2025-01-21 05:06

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  Love your hairstyle

  Guys: I was complimented by a stranger 2 years ago. I still think about it. Best day of my life. Girls: These disgusting men always complimenting my hair. I wear a wig now so I can give it to them and leave. Yasss slayyyy queen!

  2025-01-15 14:04

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  Radicalized?

  Memedroid is pretty right wing, if this is true Memedroid is a liberal creating machine.

  2025-01-15 11:42

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  Radicalized?

  "I'm not sure if there's a god, I'm agnostic" *this guy preaches* I'm atheist and think religion is silly

  2025-01-15 11:40

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  The bee wars vs the giant wasp

  

  2025-01-14 05:45

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  Evil Stupid Tyrants Must Pay

  No, but I'm also not salty about it. If you get mad every time the government does something retarted, you're going to turn into a miserable, bitter old cunt. I actually care about freedom and won't allow the government to change who I am.

  2025-01-14 05:42

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  Their rage knows no bounds

  If you're into femboys, it doesn't matter if it makes you gay. Just like what you like. Who cares what others think.

  2025-01-12 09:16

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  Rip Anita Bryant meme news

  I thought they were pussies. Embracing the culture of death is badass.

  2025-01-10 16:39

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  The bee wars vs the giant wasp

  Black people when cops kill one of them unnecessarily

  2025-01-10 16:35

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  Net zero

  Imagine you have to swim in a pool. If everyone agreed to not piss in the pool except Jimmy. Then Jimmy pees once, his pee would eclipse all the pee of the others combined. Well we might as well all pee in the pool.

  2025-01-09 11:41

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  science project

  While working on the project for the 15 hours of sacrificied family time. 75% of the time (11.25 hours) the kid was crying. 90% of the time (13.5 hours) the one grudging parent was yelling.

  2025-01-09 03:32

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  dongs in a setting

  Just go to the zoo and take one, it's free if you don't get caught

  2025-01-04 18:17

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  Radicalized meme

  If you are unfortunate enough to get cancer or something else that is expensive to fix, and you go bankrupt or die, how is that better?

  2024-12-21 18:08

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  Radicalized meme

  I don't want to live in a country where people die from being too poor. Thirdly, I don't pay for private healthcare, my job provides it, and if it didn't I wouldn't bother as the public healthcare isn't bad.

  2024-12-21 18:07

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  Radicalized meme

  Firstly. The taxes for universal healthcare plus cost of private healthcare is still cheaper than just the cost of us private healthcare. Secondly. I am happy to contribute to people that cannot afford private healthcare. Not being a selfish bastard myself

  2024-12-21 18:06

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  Evil Stupid Tyrants Must Pay

  Can't read the sign, but I'd assume they just don't want random kids touching and playing with toys, then putting it back, so when someone does buy it, it's already been touched by a bunch of little germy hands.

  2024-12-21 17:58

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  dongs in a sentencing

  To be honest. I'd rather get 25 life sentences than 1. Either way you're there until death, and the former sounds more badass.

  2024-12-21 16:27

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  Wedding proposal video meme

  To keep the proposal a surprise. And also the fact it's recorded a surprise. Could surprise her in 10 years by revealing that it was recorded.

  2024-12-13 14:55

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  Radicalized meme

  Went to a private facility in the UK. They had a free vending machine, I got a hot chocolate. I didn't even get to drink it because it hadn't cooled down enough before I was called in. There was not a single patient in the waiting room other than me.

  2024-12-12 07:20

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  Radicalized meme

  If they take the piss, charging you to touch your own baby, or has long queues, people will just just use free public healthcare. Since they are competing with a free alternative, private healthcares standards are higher.

  2024-12-12 07:17

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  Radicalized meme

  What people keep forgetting is these countries with universal healthcare still have private healthcare, it's optional. It's cheaper and the queues are even shorter than in the US, because they are competing with a free alternative,so they have to add value

  2024-12-12 07:13

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  Radicalized meme

  I could say the same. We might have long queues but at least we CAN get treatment. As opposed to getting no treatment because you can't afford it. If people in America could get treatment Breaking Bad would have sucked.

  2024-12-12 07:11

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  can they stay for dinner?

  If you were willing to donate $100, but not half of what you had. I wouldn't say "look at this guy, you want everyone else to solve the issue so you can feel good about yourself."

  2024-12-12 05:19

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  can they stay for dinner?

  If you said no, I don't think it makes you a hypocrite. If you want to support a cause that's great, but you determine how much to sacrifice, and not being willing to go as far as others want doesn't make you a hypocrite.

  2024-12-12 05:17

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  can they stay for dinner?

  I understand there something she could do. Let's tweak it. If someone asked you to donate money to breast cancer and you agreed. And then they asked for half of your money. You have it, you could give it, it's not even all just half.

  2024-12-12 05:15

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  dongs in a jeff

  Bezos: Trump is gonna give us rich guys big tax breaks I can't wait! Some dude: It's cos them libtards made a bad show

  2024-12-07 17:05

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  Kittens say FJB

  He's going out with a bang lol

  2024-11-20 11:32

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  idk in which side is the crow

  *flap flap flap flap* "fuck you cunts" *flap flap flap flap* *flap flap flap flap* "fight already"*flap flap flap flap*

  2024-11-20 10:40

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  SOON

  I understand why he'd be frustrated, but at the same time, they got to keep the roads clear.

  2024-11-19 12:37

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  can they stay for dinner?

  Dude 1: Would you like to help in the fight against breast cancer Dude 2: Yes, I'd be happy to help. Dude 1: Here's a lab coat and some equipment. Start researching a cure Dude 2: What, I can't do that Republicans: What a hipocryte. Bloody libtards.

  2024-11-19 11:16

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  smartest team name

  Trolling is its own reward

  2024-11-19 09:38

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  Um……………

  City: The smell of the sewer is coming into the city although it should be contained, we're trying to identify the leak Media: They don't know why the sewer smell Public: Why you so dumb sewers smell lol me smart

  2024-11-19 05:10

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  she was already honking

  I thought he was gonna jump on the bonnet and act hurt then try to sue

  2024-11-13 10:16

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  Highest ski resort in the world in Bolivia was left deserted

  Maybe the owner abandoned his SUV as well

  2024-11-13 10:12

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  man Trump is funny

  Someone else probably wrote those jokes but still funny

  2024-11-13 07:29

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  Great father and son moment

  Same, if I could learn to kick it straight up.

  2024-11-12 13:09

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  Spiderman girlfriends

  That bitch was toxic. Even the actress hates her.

  2024-11-12 13:07

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  There's a sloth in the zip line

  On a second watch, when that sloth held its arm out I imagine it said (in a new york accent), "Heyyy I'm climbing here!".

  2024-11-12 09:33

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  There's a sloth in the zip line

  Dam, that sloth got hit in the face at supersonic speeds (for a sloth), and was so chill about it.

  2024-11-12 09:32

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  Racism at it's finest

  When he said "I don't care, they're the same" what did you guys think he was talking about. For me it's india and pakistan.

  2024-11-12 06:50

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  libs

  Some republicans will show videos/pics of mentally unstable liberals and act like it's all liberals. But call liberals retarded if they attribute Jan 6th with Trump voters.

  2024-11-12 06:45

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  libs

  They were very chill, didn't storm the capital at all, and never claim it was rigged. Just calm disinterest.

  2024-11-12 06:43

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  Imagine...

  More like "We need to..... make sure the... and when we say...protect the children comfurplatigadon."

  2024-11-12 06:41

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  Real

  These look like some primitive old style memes, before it got more sophisticated

  2024-11-12 05:37

  +1