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  Great question.

  I will be on the fronlines of those who are fucking

  2025-04-19 15:59

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  Damn

  Whats the story, please

  2025-04-19 15:56

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  Battery

  "The lion could ask for consent but chose not to" vibes

  2025-04-19 15:52

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  Lil Nas X confirms face paralysis but says his smile is c...

  Not surprising cuz of all the dickin down his face gets

  2025-04-16 18:36

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  Baby choosing their starter Pokémon like it’s a sacred...

  The kid who kicked pikachu Is gonna grow up to be a serial killer

  2025-04-16 18:34

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  dongs in a reporter

  Hell yeah, i hope he tears that pu$$y up

  2025-04-16 18:30

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  The world is healing.

  Only in america this had to be set in stone as a law, are you guys okay over there ?

  2025-04-16 18:27

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  Because they are

  Ahh, how did they know my butthole was shaped like an 8 pointed star ?

  2025-04-16 18:24

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  Tat

  I wanna read this book lol

  2025-04-16 18:22

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  Propaganda go burrrr.....

  That was actually a refreshing read

  2025-04-16 06:58

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  we wuzn’t answerin phones n sheeeiit

  Why am i not surprised shes black

  2025-04-06 04:36

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  בוא נהרוג כמה אנשים לבניםᕕ(⌐■_...

  The Fuhrer missed some lol

  2025-04-06 04:35

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  Me when your mom calls

  This wouldve prevented my car being totaled a couple months ago, i fucking loved that car

  2025-04-06 04:25

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  Hey shawty

  You shouldve just put kevin heart instead

  2025-04-06 04:16

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  Jailhouse Rock

  Youre a wild dude

  2025-03-27 07:30

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  Say more

  Im listening... Just make them shower

  2025-03-27 07:30

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  Condom

  My smoke alram went off after reading this and im not even at home

  2025-03-27 07:27

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  Condom

  Im happy to anounce that im a Skinny Gamer

  2025-03-27 07:27

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  Explain this Atheist

  And this is before the Crucifying

  2025-03-27 07:25

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  Education over 9000!

  "Name 2 countries from different continents" "Umm...."

  2025-03-27 07:23

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  Wiping boogers on Cinderella

  She wouldnt accepted him if he was below 6 feet lol

  2025-03-27 07:19

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  How does Apple keep coming out with new products? I still...

  I secomd this boozer

  2025-03-25 19:39

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  dongs in a factory

  A circle of triangles

  2025-03-25 19:38

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  When your husband takes a sick day just to play video gam...

  Me in the future

  2025-03-21 22:12

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  Daily Spelling Lesson

  "You cant spell rape without saying ape " love me some gorillas

  2025-03-19 13:10

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  McDonald's? More like McDi en... no thanks

  "You just ate my ass ashely, shut the hell up"

  2025-03-19 13:08

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  Hell

  I think the artist forgot the gore and bloodshed in the second one

  2025-03-19 13:06

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  Archeologists dining in a cursed tomb: what could go wrong?

  Did they die next day wtf ?

  2025-03-19 13:04

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  I thought it was a fake account lol

  I agree, i work in mysterious ways lol

  2025-03-18 07:21

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  Thank you joeyswoll

  Joey cooked her like a nazi on hanuka day

  2025-03-16 10:02

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  Pika-pika I dance on your grave laughing at chu!

  I thought misty was tanning her cake

  2025-03-16 06:06

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  Title

  Jump scare

  2025-03-16 06:05

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  dongs in a vice

  I am him

  2025-03-16 06:04

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  Jiujitsu meme

  Joe Rogan is well versed in the people folding art

  2025-03-13 08:54

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  Finally

  Sixty nine is still sixty nine

  2025-03-11 09:42

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  Separate for a reason

  We are simple creatures

  2025-03-09 20:55

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  Do not commit hand penis

  Why not when penis is in hand

  2025-03-09 20:50

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  Do not commit hand penis

  Youre own low hanging fruits ?

  2025-03-09 20:49

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  Hey, honey?

  Valid point lol

  2025-03-08 07:26

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  Ha

  The right one struggles with your pants, the left struggles with hers

  2025-03-08 07:25

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  Afrocentric

  Thats exactly right

  2025-03-08 07:25

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  Cmon y’all gotta know this one

  They judge you by intentions lol

  2025-03-07 15:56

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  title

  Jack and the bean stalk ❌️ Jack shoves bean with cock ✅️

  2025-03-03 05:20

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  Childhood influencers

  Holy crap, A hit of nostalgia right there

  2025-03-03 05:07

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  The Yakuza was not pleased with your Yelp review

  I bet you they were americans

  2025-03-03 05:05

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  The man behind the iconic photo of construction workers s...

  My thoughts exactly

  2025-02-19 11:38

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  Did anyone get overlooked?

  Djew lover

  2025-02-19 11:32

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  Oil rig worker

  "Im a strong independent wom-" proceeds to cook and clean

  2025-02-19 11:30

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  No comparison

  Id smash the balck one on the right, atleast she'd appreciate it

  2025-02-19 11:28

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  People and Horror Movies

  The Last time i pissed myself the earth opened up and zombies started chasing me

  2025-02-19 11:27

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  Title

  Mf Define Genlty

  2025-02-19 11:26

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  Retaking the excavator

  This gave me anxiety

  2025-02-19 11:25

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  Good Decisions = Good Consequences

  Sometimes, i feel the devil begging me to calm down

  2025-02-16 19:56

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  Kids these days I swear

  Nah

  2025-02-11 22:42

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  Hi

  Your moms next

  2025-02-11 08:06

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  Clean chainsaw work

  Cut so perfect, he made the forest wet

  2025-02-11 08:01

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  cut that fat

  Fuckem

  2025-02-11 08:00

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  Kids these days I swear

  Im also before phones but the fuck is that on the left lol

  2025-02-11 08:00

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  they boys will win

  Hit that shit brother

  2025-02-11 07:54

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  Lyft not available

  Why do we let it roam freely ?

  2025-02-11 07:53

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  3% percenter

  Shell probably like it

  2025-02-11 07:52

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  Mozart was a pirate

  This little cunt is brilliant

  2025-02-11 07:51

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  he looks so proud

  Hell yeah bro

  2025-02-11 07:49

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  Fun fact

  Of course not, they just pay for others to do their jobs

  2025-02-11 07:48

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  Dark humor

  Trying to do the math here buddy and its error for me

  2025-02-11 07:47

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  Ben Stiller about Tropic Thunder

  One of the best comedy movies ive ever watched in my life and ive watched hundreds

  2025-02-11 07:44

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  Influencer dies on mukbang livestream from overeating

  *Claps* amazing performance

  2025-02-11 07:43

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  This is crazy work lol

  Nice

  2025-02-11 07:31

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  The world is healing

  Were they playing pretwnd all this time

  2025-02-09 11:11

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  Modern women are trash

  Someone already wrecked that force hunny buns

  2025-02-09 11:09

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  AVE CHRISTUS REX

  Voldemort is my lord

  2025-01-26 20:07

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  Is it funny cuz they all on the road to die ?

  2025-01-26 20:03

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  right….

  The bigger the fridge The better the snack

  2025-01-26 20:01

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  I see motorboating opportunities

  2025-01-26 19:59

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  Damn fish!

  They aint called clammy for no reason

  2025-01-25 16:51

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  Damn fish!

  Now Now William

  2025-01-25 16:50

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  Steph knows how to take it

  Fags be like :

  2025-01-25 16:49

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  Burglar

  Jerk off session

  2025-01-25 16:47

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  I give you... perfection

  But what about the suns rotation ? Day & night thats what makes the length of the year

  2025-01-25 16:45

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  What, you arent into that?

  Are you my bro

  2025-01-25 16:40

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  What, you arent into that?

  Please share your freakinnes : "Shove it down her throar till she pass out, then bang her unconscious body till dawn, then wake her up again by cloggin her mouth and nostrils till she coughs jizz, kiss her good morning and bathe her, then go to work smilin

  2025-01-25 16:39

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  What, you arent into that?

  Then sit

  2025-01-25 16:34

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  When dad comes home blame the toddler

  You guys dont even know how harrd the cover is

  2025-01-25 16:32

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  I knew it

  Yall act like its not fun to do

  2025-01-25 16:31

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  haha

  It sounds amazing with him running 3 times, but if someone was shit and he ran 3 times then we're fucked

  2025-01-25 16:29

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  That would be me

  W for asking damn

  2025-01-25 16:18

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  Chippies are life

  Oh fuck your mother

  2025-01-25 16:09

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  Chippies are life

  I like butts as much as the next person Boobs on the other hand get me like deer in headlights.

  2025-01-25 16:08

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  About time

  Its my to go to word

  2025-01-25 16:06

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  Wholesome rescued dog evolution

  How i be in my teenage years, before and after the summer break

  2025-01-13 07:16

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  Smol pony

  My kid if my fantasy dreams were real

  2025-01-07 13:36

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  Science Alert

  No Shit lol

  2025-01-07 13:35

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  US Representatives AOC introduces bill to ban Congress fr...

  Well shes poking the nest real bad

  2025-01-02 18:11

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  Mary sue

  Ofcourse if she was wearing red with pigtails i wouldnt recognise her cuz im a feckin retard.

  2025-01-02 18:08

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  Tesla was really a genius

  Wrong its from Transformers the Dark Knight

  2025-01-02 18:07

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  Who else is up for this?

  So its a warm trip ? Or a cold trip ? And why do we have "embark" on Wood ?

  2025-01-02 18:04

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  Taking things out of context lol

  You are too smart for this place padre

  2025-01-01 10:39

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  I want a normal woman to look like herself, thats the real challenge

  2024-12-18 04:24

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  yeah

  They both like eplxoding stuff

  2024-12-18 04:17

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  but he’s never pardoning that one bicycle…

  Thats it, thats the last straw.

  2024-12-18 04:16

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