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  How to get arrested on live television

  He's too busy - hanging out - with some other dweebs to watch the show I bet

  2021-11-30 23:37

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  Math?

  PEMDAS my nuts 6 / 2(1+2) 6 / 2(3) , and since there's still parentheses, you wouldn't go left to right, you'd turn it into 6/6, or 1 math not funny go away op

  2021-11-30 23:36

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  Yes

  Funny, but you’re retarded for being too stubborn and conspiracy-abiding to wear a little piece of fabric on your face. Trust me, it would help you out, considering you’re not much of a looker anyway

  2021-08-17 09:17

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  Le 2 full tanks

  2021-08-14 19:00

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  sauce: TF2

  hopefully not an anime

  2021-08-11 16:11

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  The world is just a bunch of screenshits

  Based Inside reference Based because you included the one verse that involves 9/11

  2021-08-02 11:06

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  Aw

  Oh shit fr? I thought this meme was about JFK

  2021-07-23 16:15

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  Who?

  “jojosbizarrecontent”

  2021-07-11 09:32

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  I’m not sure if the police is serious about this case

  Probably like 3 if the kid is LUCKY. Cops don’t take their job seriously normally, let alone the meme that this case is

  2021-07-11 08:50

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  No new Mexi cans

  I’d say the dude isn’t even President anymore so this shit is old and unfunny… But we still laugh at Obama jokes here and there… So it’s old and unfunny for other reasons

  2021-07-04 06:18

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  skin drums

  Did they do it though?

  2021-06-18 20:03

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  Upvote all the comments

  Let’s do all 7s, negative or positive let’s get to them in this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  2021-06-03 17:04

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  drugs

  So many avatar memes recently... Not against it tho. Is it all you, OP? Edit: It’s not, which is a little confusing. More than one person spamming avatar memes? Damn Fuck new comments

  2021-06-03 17:01

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  It really is like this tho

  Why wear the merch if you don’t know the band That’s just stupid of you Fuck new comments

  2021-06-03 04:26

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  Never gonna stickbug

  Yeah, I got it too

  2021-05-13 08:52

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  middle of the road sheep are road kill

  Don’t worry, simple misinterpretation

  2021-05-13 08:36

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  middle of the road sheep are road kill

  No, it’s political. It’s trying to say that both right and left, as well as centrists are sheep. Hence “sheep FOR THE left” and “FOR THE right.” Honestly it’s easily possible to have your own political beliefs without being a sheep, but most people who devote themselves to their political beliefs are sheep, it’s true Fuck new comments

  2021-05-13 06:26

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  NRA = gay

  IRA > NRA Congrats English Protestant, you just win a free car! Go outside and open it now Fuck new comments

  2021-05-13 04:52

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  Society

  You can’t bait the man himself, I accidentally tapped it and saw it was a gif so I waited Fuck new comments

  2021-05-11 04:21

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  I don’t give a fuck

  I mean... it’s no revelation that she has dimensions? From what I’ve seen in her 2 years of being famous, she’s said before on numerous occasions that she wears baggy clothes because she’s not a big fan of people commenting on her body. I totally get it, but like... she’s famous now so unfortunately for her she’s fucked Fuck new comments

  2021-05-05 02:08

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  I don’t give a fuck

  Yeah, she wears baggy clothes so people don’t do this, but... it’s the Internet and she’s famous it’s not like you can really avoid it Fuck new comments

  2021-05-05 02:01

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  Lmao same

  And don’t ignore the pixels

  2021-04-28 08:11

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  Le circle

  I’ll have you know I haven’t masturbated since I started dating your mother. Nice to meet you, son. It’s been a long time, but I’m finally home, and your daddy issues can be settled Fuck new comments

  2021-04-17 22:02

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  Le circle

  “if your friends aren’t like me then your life isn’t worth it” Fuck off, if my friends were like you I’d be bored as shit 24/7, have a receding hairline by the time I’m 25, and end up like a stuck-up stereotypical white-picket-fence 1915 “American Dream” chasing joke Also fuck new comments

  2021-04-17 20:51

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  Israel

  And the United States

  2021-04-15 01:45

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  George floyd

  When you talk, my ears bleed

  2021-04-15 01:44

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  how do they get absolutely everywhere?

  There’s no correlation. The first message was sent at a different time, as shown by the fact that the timestamp is shown separating the messages Fuck new comments

  2021-04-11 01:21

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  Cool

  The lonely discolored ones at the bottom...

  2021-04-11 01:16

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  Is this real or shopped?

  You’re proposing a Homeless Person Battle Royale

  2021-04-10 23:05

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  They had us in the first half, not gonnna lie

  I’m not paying $300 for a stranger unless it’s literally life or death

  2021-04-10 23:03

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  Do your part

  Strange, it’s showing me that you’ve rated 12 more than you’ve seen

  2021-04-10 23:02

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  Do your part

  Yeah, check the statistics tab on your profile You’ve rated 6 more memes since my last comment, without having seen any more Fuck new comments

  2021-04-10 22:58

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  Do your part

  You’ve rated exactly one more than you’ve seen Your power is beyond our understanding Fuck new comments

  2021-04-10 22:40

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  Do your part

  Same... I think I saw about 1100 before I started rating. RIP

  2021-04-10 22:38

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  big brain time

  I’m here, as usual

  2021-04-10 21:29

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  Rocking it with ur cock out

  Did someone say Rock Out @title? My cringey 2009 username was made for this moment Fuck new comments

  2021-04-10 14:26

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  :-O

  It’s a JoJo Reference... Maybe not a laugh, but I saved the pic itself to use as a reaction image

  2021-04-10 13:09

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  :-O

  Ooga booga wronga servera

  2021-04-10 13:09

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  Income Tax Amendment

  Or any of them for that matter, considering they are the literal absolute principles we guide this country by Fuck new comments

  2021-04-10 12:28

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  Opening it for sure

  Nothing wrong with a sex dungeon as long as everyone who’s in there wants to be there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fuck new comments

  2021-04-09 23:48

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  It doesn't have to be this way. Be the ∆ you needed.

  Yup, that much I know. Just couldn’t remember the symbol’s name. Pretty sure it’s delta

  2021-04-09 21:29

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  Da fuck ?

  Wait, how’s it fire? It’s got the bar and zip tie to the trigger but no handle to move the bar on the exterior

  2021-04-06 09:05

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  It doesn't have to be this way. Be the ∆ you needed.

  Be the delta you need? Wait, is that not delta...? Uhhh triangle

  2021-04-06 09:02

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  Scroll of Truth

  While there are some shitty byproducts of a lot of the stuff on the right, there are a lot of benefits. In meat there’s plenty of proteins, in milk there’s calcium, in bread theres grains, etc etc. I think both are valid Fuck new comments

  2021-04-06 09:01

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  He looks so hot in the far left pic

  True, unless it’s just messed up differently

  2021-04-06 07:03

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  puppet man

  I most certainly am

  2021-04-06 06:20

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  Dr. Pro

  Wear what you want. Some people look more flattering in some looks than others. That’s why people ask “does this make me look fat?” Know what you look good in. If you can rock a look, go for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Fuck new comments

  2021-04-06 06:17

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  Billie the Clown

  It is kinda fucked up that people would draw that shit of her tho. That’s pretty disgusting

  2021-04-06 05:42

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  Dr. Pro

  A ton of other people said it already but I feel another comment might drill in the point, dressing in skirts and leggings is not slutty, that’s a normal fucking look. You’re just a sweaty meathead or maybe even a neckbeard who can’t get women to like him so you call them shit online

  2021-04-06 05:39

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  puppet man

  Fuck off your whole account is about political shitposting we aren’t retarded you can’t play both sides

  2021-04-06 05:35

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  He looks so hot in the far left pic

  I mean, the facial expression and the lighting also have a pretty big part in it, too

  2021-04-06 05:27

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  4 guys

  It’s the phlebotomy crew I hate needles, so I meet them a lot lmao Fuck new comments

  2021-04-06 05:20

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  Title

  Then just say “I’m hired.” Customer is always right Fuck new comments

  2021-04-06 04:19

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  Joe bidens entire cabinet, shia LaBeouf, Zack Morris, Har...

  Absolutely based

  2021-04-06 03:42

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  Bitch please...

  India has neither? Lmao space race leader by 2020

  2021-03-29 01:59

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  Hh

  People who are good at cooking burgers usually are able to cook other shit as well. Maybe you’ve heard of them, they’re called chefs?

  2021-03-28 20:58

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  Hh

  It takes brains and skills to cook a GOOD burger, not just fast food shit. Real burgers take skill

  2021-03-28 20:48

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  It's pronounced gif and not gif. Idc what the creator says.

  Bruh what for real? I thought it was based off the word gif comes from, making the gif sound not jif

  2021-03-27 18:58

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  It's pronounced gif and not gif. Idc what the creator says.

  @title “iDc whAt ThE CrEatOr SaYS” So you know the right way and intentionally say it like jif? That makes you retarded

  2021-03-27 15:08

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  Would be funnier if John Cena was in the bottom pitcture

  @title Even if he was in the pic, it’s not like we would see him lol

  2021-03-27 14:55

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  banana time

  What happened?

  2021-03-27 07:09

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  This speaks for itself

  Nigariago?

  2021-03-26 21:58

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  This speaks for itself

  That’s like pedophiles saying they’re part of the LGBTQ. People like that are like heretics, getting “exonerated” by their groups

  2021-03-26 21:54

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  Who was curious and why is there a timer

  According to the first link that shows up, there is approximately 511 Million Days, 3 hours, and about 45 minutes at the time of posting. But it’s not based off some astrological event, I don’t think. Pretty sure it’s just random

  2021-03-26 21:14

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  This speaks for itself

  Wait do BLM hang white people for being white? I know they’ve burned down a ton of shit but like have they started actually killing people yet? I feel like that would start a race war

  2021-03-26 21:08

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  banana time

  Cant wait for his return, if it ever happens

  2021-03-26 21:02

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  this bitch

  Dan has a vagina and tits?

  2021-03-26 21:01

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  memedroid

  If you were trying to boost his confidence, I don’t think you succeeded

  2021-03-26 21:01

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  doctor

  Because you’re reading French words as if they were English

  2021-03-26 20:58

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  Damn Netflix

  Man’s already played every other role out there it wouldn’t be hard for him

  2021-03-26 20:56

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  a meme about a meme about a meme about a meme about a mem...

  That doesn’t change anything, spell better

  2021-03-26 20:42

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  a meme about a meme about a meme about a meme about a mem...

  x3 He looked at it three separate times at LEAST and still thought “yeah that looks right” each time. Takes 5 seconds to check. Fucks sake

  2021-03-26 06:14

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  Well he promised

  You’re right, I don’t

  2021-03-25 11:51

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  why

  Seeing as you’re still one of us, I’m guessing it didn’t get very far?

  2021-03-25 11:30

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  Plz like

  Yes he did

  2021-03-25 11:22

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  This is how speed runners should be tho

  Meme is at 69% on 69 votes, I don’t know if im allowed to vote

  2021-03-25 11:16

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  Stop using this argument cause it is false

  China wasnt even mentioned...? They mentioned HongKong, but that’s not Chinese media, they’re referring to our media being on their side... So I don’t understand what you think you’re thinking here lmfao

  2021-03-25 11:14

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  Yes

  Yeah, I’ve been following it from post to post reporting every comment lol... Tried to report the account but I got the “too many requests” error lol

  2021-03-25 10:37

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  Yes

  Seriously fuck off you scum lord bot

  2021-03-25 05:28

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  I’d bone her

  Wait what I was sick for a few days, guess I missed something. Who the fuck is this chick?

  2021-03-25 05:27

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  Never saw a company that hate success more than W.B

  BEGONE BOT! \ [T] /

  2021-03-25 05:25

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  MY TEME HAS CUMME

  That is also assuming that pi remains consistent, which it doesn’t In the first 100,000, there’s a high chance of it going “6969569869” and there’s 4 right there. While I haven’t exactly read the first 100k, I’m just sayin

  2021-03-25 05:24

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  How much was the woman tax? Guess not enough.

  I’d say like 34D, get them big titty small girls yakno

  2021-03-25 05:15

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  Here’s some O.C. for you all!

  what’s up wit yo points lmao only 1k imagine being ranked lower than 750,000 fuckin fresh blood don’t come up in here tryna act like you run the place g you couldn’t name a single big name get your ass out of here I can put whatever the fuck I want in my tags

  2021-03-25 05:14

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  I don't believe in Jesus

  Man is clearly very religious, no sex before marriage n such.

  2021-03-22 21:55

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  I don't believe in Jesus

  Husband: Heh, about the wedding part...

  2021-03-22 21:55

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  The meme Civil war has begun!(capitalism vs Communism)

  I don’t, I just assume he’s not smart enough to use a contraceptive should he get his greasy paws on another human

  2021-03-22 21:09

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  The end of an era

  I never owned a Vita or a PSP, but I’ve had PS2-4 so far, and I plan on getting a 5 when everyone stops buying them all Fixing comment here

  2021-03-22 18:57

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  Euwbsnlalala

  Could also be “The size of a banana, Jupiter for scale”

  2021-03-22 18:42

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  pog

  Yeah, basically the best, or any good situation. It’s both an action an an adjective, as you can pog (make the face) or something can be pog (really good)

  2021-03-22 18:41

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  Language

  I feel like this moreso shows off the chameleon of a word that fuck is, considering most of these are changed by the context of fuck

  2021-03-22 16:22

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  pog

  POG stands for “Play Of the Game.” It’s a term commonly used on the streaming app Twitch, especially in gaming communities. On Twitch, it has its own emoticon of the same name, which is Pepe the frog making a “:o” face, essentially. Well honestly, it’s origin is a mix between a guy who made a face like it and the old rage comic head Words 2 fix the comment here

  2021-03-22 15:05

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  How much was the woman tax? Guess not enough.

  They probably make a cup of Jill instead

  2021-03-22 15:02

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  made with MEMEATIC

  Not me. I will be watching that video when I die

  2021-03-22 15:00

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  Windows Tuesdays patch be like !!!

  *first 10 words of my bio*

  2021-03-22 10:56

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  Windows Tuesdays patch be like !!!

  I— just wanna tell you how I’m feelin

  2021-03-22 10:47

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  Oh monster where art thow

  Pretty sure it’s 10 day 10 night

  2021-03-22 10:43

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  Prick.....

  The only person I’d give up on is OP

  2021-03-22 10:36

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  "Empaths" are sociopaths

  @title I completely disagree. The games description of Empathy is obviously fucked to provide a better story but Empaths are just people who understand the emotions of people around them extremely easy, no? How is that sociopathic

  2021-03-22 10:32

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  YOU HAVE S I N N E D

  Yes.

  2021-03-21 20:48

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