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  Start the day with a minute of planking, that way your da...

  I ruined my gf day by very slightly raising my voice saying I can't control when fedex gets here. It completely ruined her day.

  2021-11-03 15:55

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  im not an introvert

  I'm a introvert but I take my food seriously. I'm that asshole who will aggressively inform the waiter my food is wrong. Not to be a dick I just have a very loud and demanding voice and I'm not messing around with my food

  2021-11-01 23:37

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  4

  Never heard of the top 2

  2021-11-01 23:30

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  no nuttin

  My girl was being a super crazy bitch and she was so mad that she was horny after that fight and we hate fucked for 2 hours

  2021-11-01 23:29

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  Shabooyah roll-call

  Just go to her website, jessdobkin.com

  2021-10-14 09:01

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  Forces comparation

  Accuate

  2021-10-13 21:02

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  Helth

  Wtf is a health pass

  2021-10-13 21:01

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  dongs in an atheist

  It's also a commonly used expression

  2021-09-17 01:09

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  free coke

  Why is the sprite $26 but the coke is free

  2021-08-25 11:25

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  office hours

  Military admin

  2021-08-06 04:02

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  Gun go pewpew

  Training how to take out the phone without harming the person

  2021-07-20 12:04

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  Means I gotta spend it immediately, wish I knew which wad...

  Tips are a joke and everyone should stop doing it. Take pride in your work and if you aren't properly compensated find a new job

  2021-07-15 23:04

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  Wearily traveller

  When you finger her even though her pussy stinks

  2021-07-03 13:40

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  Hooters and Wienerschnitzel are bomb as heck

  Cost alot more though

  2021-06-27 05:35

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  Song is Gangster Rap by Du Rag

  Shit cuts deep

  2021-06-27 05:32

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  Side job

  According to public records that's a bunch of bullshit. Avg salary for teacher in my area is 50-61k. That's as much as me and I support a family of 5 by myself

  2021-06-26 06:01

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  Worth it?

  That my friends, is called living beyond your means.

  2021-06-16 12:07

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  bananas

  The dollar general down the road just remodeled and now they have meat and fruit. You can get a large bungle of bananas for $0.22

  2021-06-09 03:05

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  Lion

  Just like my ex wife

  2021-06-09 01:49

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  Queen of England?

  About 2 days after the election ours went from $1.55 to about 2.15 then the pipeline bullshit shot it to 2.89. I bet they're not going to drop the price again even after everything is back on track

  2021-05-20 06:39

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  Queen of England?

  Was $1.55 in Alabama

  2021-05-19 05:26

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  Who has shoes that pointed

  BLM

  2021-05-13 09:16

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  tooot

  To bad they ticket you now

  2021-05-11 12:13

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  Just kill me now

  3some

  2021-05-03 06:11

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  Credit to Jp71 for the template

  Only 15 better get in there quick

  2021-04-12 03:03

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  Jji

  Fuck the chains get her to tarp

  2021-04-08 09:24

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  Jji

  Prostitute that walk truck stops

  2021-04-08 09:24

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  Title inserted

  Is this real

  2021-04-08 09:21

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  No, I couldn't

  Fuck yall I'll take both

  2021-03-25 13:08

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  When you are 6'10" and your man is 5'7"

  Talk about boyfriend material

  2021-03-20 06:33

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  Deserve the love

  How about you get a different job

  2021-03-15 09:49

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  Youre

  Haven't gone to sleep a Yet and idk what city I'm in I just saw a pilot with a KFC and I called it a day

  2021-03-08 20:36

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  15$ minimum wage reality

  Money aside, who prefers the kiosk?

  2021-03-03 04:10

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  bluck noze

  I have never been able able breath out of both

  2021-02-24 09:39

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  IDK why I used Seinfeld ok?

  How to be less white

  2021-02-23 21:44

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  the last one is underrated

  I have never seen a jar opener in my 30 years. It disgust me just looking at it.

  2021-02-23 17:33

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  Her pH is off

  Microwaved fish

  2021-02-05 08:12

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  Someone proposed an attack on EA next.

  Are we all buying silver next?

  2021-01-31 16:34

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  I don’t know how to change a tire

  Anytime I let my wife drive. She's wrecked and totalled 3 cars and just knocked off my passenger side mirror off my fucking kingranch

  2021-01-23 21:09

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  Best team

  As a white man I agree

  2021-01-23 21:08

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  "I'll get to it"

  How is it still level

  2021-01-23 21:06

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  It’s like driving thru a twister lol

  Thats why you use rainx

  2021-01-06 22:43

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  Well

  Where do I order this shirt

  2020-12-30 21:02

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  how?

  They just load it at the shipping door

  2020-12-23 20:52

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  Just jam it right into your butthole to conceal it

  Drop the bass

  2020-12-19 12:01

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  Petition to ban 12 year olds every upvote=yes

  They just carry floss everywhere?

  2020-12-10 09:09

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  they make me to get a title

  We not going to talk about deafh

  2020-12-02 21:48

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  dry

  Fuk dat bitch

  2020-11-25 22:16

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  Understanding relationship

  Join the military you'll get plenty of love

  2020-11-25 10:05

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  Imagine having a girlfriend

  Love, affection, loyalty, a job, a car, understanding, knowledge that sometimes I need to be alone but that doesn't mean I don't care.

  2020-11-22 06:19

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  *throws up in mouth*

  Was he really elected or is the media just saying he is

  2020-11-19 05:49

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  me when im in bed

  Staying asleep cause your family is broken and you tried everything you could to keep your wife but she isn't interested and now you want to die but you have 2 kids to raise and need you

  2020-11-09 07:03

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  What is your favourite flavour of toilet paper?

  

  2020-11-07 21:36

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  How do you escape reality?

  The military but if she decided she wanted them I would automatically loose for the most part. Idk what to do.

  2020-11-07 05:50

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  How do you escape reality?

  I quit my job so my wife could work again and all this happened after about a month of starting. I have to start over and find a new job. Shes going to take her kid and I'm keeping mine. I love that little boy like my own. I was thinking of going back into

  2020-11-07 05:49

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  How do you escape reality?

  Thanks guys, I know it'll hurt for along time. There is a hole deep inside my soul and it hurts. I broke down yesterday after I dropped my kids off at daycare. The lady saw I was upset and gave me a hug and I couldn't hold it in anymore.

  2020-11-07 05:47

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  How do you escape reality?

  My wife told me she doesn't love me anymore and doesn't want to try and fix our relationship. We have 2 kids together and I've raised her 4yr old from before he could walk. I want to die but I love my kids so much I can't do it.

  2020-11-06 16:07

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  Lol

  I got it when it first came out for like $5

  2020-10-29 10:42

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  fortnite sucks

  I like fortnite now that they have save the world but better than minecraft I don't think so. Minecraft has become a absolute classic game in history.

  2020-10-27 12:51

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  Might be an actual quote,

  Course you'd bring that up

  2020-10-26 15:34

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  Piers Morgan never learns

  "were gonna take your guns!" Come and try motherfucker

  2020-10-26 15:33

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  Life hacks

  Isn't it illegal to dig up a body anyway

  2020-10-21 22:33

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  He has my vote

  Idk about kanye for VP but I see nothing else wrong here

  2020-10-17 06:33

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  Rare decent boomer humor

  Night's sleep was when I was deployed but nap, that was Tuesday. First time in 4 years no kids no wife just me in a cold room for 3 hours

  2020-10-15 22:26

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  Psa

  I didn't know my truck used hydrologic fluid

  2020-10-15 06:21

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  Whaaaaaa

  Sure it is, on one hand her little pussy pearl has barbs so I hope she enjoys

  2020-10-14 21:13

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  fuck em

  How does that work

  2020-10-13 22:00

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  Is it done yet?

  Idk why we even use physical money instead of digital currency. It's just a way to spread germs and get robbed. Everyone practically uses cards anyway

  2020-10-13 21:23

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  *sad recorder funeral music*

  I never expected to but I didn't use it cause of memedroid but was bored at work and saw someone watching it and thought it was funny. Once it figures out what you like it filters out the other stuff

  2020-10-13 21:20

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  lmao

  Make it easy to know when your girl is mad cause she's hungry. Also make blowjobs betted

  2020-10-13 21:19

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  *sad recorder funeral music*

  I like tiktok I never seen any fury on there but there is a stripper that tells stories about what she's seen

  2020-10-12 20:38

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  chug chug chug

  Me playing video games while my wife is bitching at me

  2020-10-11 20:34

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  *Title goes here*

  The real question is do you die if the power goes out

  2020-10-07 03:49

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  2spooky4me

  The best spooktober meme yet

  2020-10-06 09:07

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  Ouchie.

  Anyone else hate this as a kid but love it as an adult

  2020-10-05 21:36

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  Facts

  I was having a really bad day, I picked up my little boy from daycare and as soon as he saw me he ran and hugged me and I just cried. My dog bit me when I got home cause I was late to feed him.

  2020-10-05 21:35

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  Cmon Grandmom!!! No pink ones?

  What's wrong with knitting candles

  2020-10-05 21:33

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  Bobs Burgers

  That's what I think when my wife if bitching

  2020-10-03 06:35

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  Don't do that to your kid

  Guy had a cyst

  2020-09-29 22:20

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  Nice butt

  When you have nothing else to offer

  2020-09-29 22:15

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  Oh See

  I thought the bad lion had a black mane and was skinny

  2020-09-23 22:42

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  A U

  Everytime I see a among us meme I stop what I'm doing and play a round

  2020-09-23 22:41

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  How does it work....punching a shark....

  Really, you been fuckin my best friend James. I PUNCHED A GREAT WHITE SHARK FOR YOU SARAH, I SAVED YOUR LIFE AND YOU FUCKIN JAMES!! where was james when you were attacked? He was with his newborn you chum slut!!!

  2020-09-23 22:40

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  Thot bashing is both fun and constructive.

  Indeed, well said old chap

  2020-09-23 22:35

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  I asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

  Life's good but too questionable

  2020-09-22 22:11

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  If they don't leave a voicemail then fuck em

  Yeah cause I'm not answering a fuckin bot or sales pitch

  2020-09-21 21:20

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  Teef

  I have a pretty good finger grip I can rip that bitch out no problem

  2020-09-20 20:43

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  Dongs in a right

  Just old stuff nothing new then?

  2020-09-19 04:55

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  000000

  I'd spend the $2.99

  2020-09-18 03:03

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  Dongs in a right

  I was just wondering what the women's suffrage is.(I haven't watched TV in 10 years)

  2020-09-17 22:18

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  not stolen

  As a father of 3 kids, I confirm this. I also confirm you get so tired of dealing with what the first child does you just quit caring about it

  2020-09-14 21:33

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  Sign me up....

  Plus you get to hold hands

  2020-09-13 21:17

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  What system will you get?

  Which game

  2020-09-11 21:42

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  What system will you get?

  PS5

  2020-09-11 21:41

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  Gangsta

  Good job keep it up

  2020-09-10 18:42

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  Basically the game in a nutshell

  Where

  2020-09-10 04:39

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  tiktok

  I never used it cause of all the hate on memedroid but then I got bored at work and it's funny as fuck. Just like the videos you enjoy and it'll get rid of the trash ones for you

  2020-09-10 00:29

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  Take that Karen!

  That's would be pedophiles good fellow

  2020-09-08 21:18

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  are zoomers and millenials even different?

  That's not a dragon you bitch

  2020-09-08 21:17

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  Are these the zombies you wanted?

  I didn't even read the package last year and my wife handed them to me, I just opened them and threw the whole thing in my mouth. I think I got all zombie ones cause it tasted like someone shit in my mouth.

  2020-09-07 21:10

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