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  Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece

  Well, Pokémon is the biggest IP in the world, but Star Wars is in the top 5.

  2024-10-18 12:11

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  Goku set the bar for us

  For some, that guy has been there to inspire them when no one else would.

  2024-06-27 12:14

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  First week of being a dad

  As a new father, don't worry. It's worth every second and it's an incredible experience watching your children grow. Be patient, help them to learn and laugh, and you'll be amazed at how fast time seems to go by. Treasure that time and your kids.

  2024-06-11 17:11

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  THIS...

  I'll need to study up on my anti squeeze spells...

  2024-04-05 12:24

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  WHOS THE BIGGER LIAR???

  Where's David Bowie? I just see an alligator

  2024-01-11 22:20

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  Keep the Spirit Alive!

  I have failed you all

  2023-10-29 12:31

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  Guess what? Chicken's butt is a chair for human butts.

  He's gotta... guess what?

  2023-01-05 13:16

  +5
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  “Somebody get this ham sandwich out of my court”

  The Black Keys is a comedy group; this was a fake town hall they put on to promote their upcoming tour

  2022-09-08 16:00

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  Ouch!

  I get the joke, I just hate that it's giving wolves a bad rap. They don't deserve this comparison

  2022-08-18 16:24

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  Just 800m from where I live

  Horseshoe Falls in Ontario, Canada

  2022-07-13 11:14

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  Danzig

  Say It Right (Sped Up Remix) by Nelly Furtado

  2022-05-21 16:51

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  BANG! by AJR

  Pretend you know this song everybody!

  2021-12-27 14:01

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  it's actually a pretty easy decision

  I agree

  2021-12-13 16:36

  +11
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  Guess the game it’s from

  That's just candy income tax

  2021-10-25 09:43

  +19
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  funny I guess

  A helium filled Smurf

  2021-08-02 19:56

  +3
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  Every teacher i ever knew

  That's because teachers are forced to be mindless drones as well. They don't get to teach, only copy and paste what the Education System tells them to. Mindless institutions make mindless followers

  2021-06-23 18:43

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  Lets gooooo

  This is the whole premise to the song Centerfold by The J. Geils Band

  2021-04-02 17:01

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  Ghost rider

  His name was Frank Hayes and the horse was called Sweet Kiss. The horse was nicknamed "Sweet Kiss of Death" after the race.

  2021-01-29 09:33

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  Dorms

  My personal favorites I heard while in college: *Person above me after screaming from dying in CoD* "Man, he got like 4 shit" *Person walking by* "Semen in the morning"

  2020-10-24 14:08

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  Downloader

  It's like that scene in Last Crusade "But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you."

  2020-09-08 13:13

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  Salesman: stonk

  Brilliant salesman

  2020-08-23 14:34

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  I miss the old days

  

  2020-08-14 10:18

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  title

  He did. That's why she died, the sudden change in direction from being caught broke her neck.

  2020-06-04 10:01

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  Just so you guys know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™

  Some of the original pictures would make better meme templates than the sad versions

  2020-04-22 14:32

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  Follow twitch.tv/Peachiez

  A yes, his Royal Majesty!

  2020-02-17 16:08

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  Not rattin' on Marv for nuttin'

  Remember: everyone likes Marvin, no one likes a narc

  2020-02-13 11:48

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  Hopefully it won't be too low quality this time...

  How about adding Shantae?

  2020-01-31 23:11

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  Never go full retard...

  Hong Kong is fighting right now to keep basic human rights and not be like the rest of China. I wouldn't call that successful

  2019-12-14 14:36

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  My childhood

  That's still me 19 years later

  2019-11-28 23:08

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  Ernie

  Hide now, defile later

  2019-11-14 16:35

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  Mother

  I'd like to point out that nowhere in the rhyme does it mention that Humpty Dumpty is an egg. Dude just fell to pieces. Edit: After posting this, it looks like the guy above me also mentioned this and it won't let me delete my comment.

  2019-08-28 13:15

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  Hurry up and do it

  No, quite the opposite; it can't happen.

  2019-08-22 17:22

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  wth

  Wireless, not Bluetooth. You wouldn't need to do all of that work for a Bluetooth mouse.

  2019-07-25 23:05

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  Gender difference

  I do that all time. I have plenty of work shirts and pants, but always go back to the same few pairs.

  2019-05-16 16:19

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  Gender difference

  Women can also wear the same thing all the time if they like.

  2019-05-16 11:38

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  They’re playing Sonic ‘06 at my dentist, wtf

  It's to make the pain of the root canal seem trivial by comparison.

  2019-04-23 23:08

  +3
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  Aluminium Boi

  It'll turn you into Aluminium Man! "I am Aluminium Man, built this suit out of soda cans!"

  2019-04-15 09:39

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  I'm back motherfuckers!

  I feel bad for those with arm/hand amputees.

  2019-04-06 18:08

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  Aaaahhh

  It was a dark time for him, he was still transitioning. Waka waka

  2019-04-04 09:13

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  Every pasta

  That's not true, look up the "triple point"; it's really cool. It's the temperature and pressure point that causes a substance to constantly switch through being a gas, solid, and liquid.

  2019-04-03 11:35

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  My cat everytime lol sucha sweetheart

  Yeah. And while indoor cats can see better closer up than outside cats, anything 10 inches or closer to their face is difficult for them. Cats use their whiskers to detect close up prey.

  2019-03-21 11:55

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  Spleesh

  No, but it is available for pre-purchase, which still downloads the game and puts an icon on your home screen. You just can't play it until release.

  2019-03-21 11:31

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  My cat everytime lol sucha sweetheart

  Cats are farsighted, so they have difficulty finding things that are closer to their face.

  2019-03-21 11:29

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  Which one are you?

  I feel like a neck-beard made this chart...

  2019-03-13 23:21

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  beans

  Dude, I try, but it just doesn't seem to matter.

  2019-01-28 23:39

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  Skyrim level system....

  And then they still get one-shot from high conjuration+high sneak+high archery+Bound Bow

  2019-01-26 19:34

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  bee friendly... you know

  But because it's a bee, they'd both die.

  2018-12-29 00:01

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  fun fight

  Saving Private Ryan

  2018-12-21 16:35

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  Funny maymay

  But Breath of the Wild Zelda has a nice ass

  2018-12-19 11:39

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  woah

  "I like eating."

  2018-12-14 13:02

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  Musthanos

  Scott Pilgrim VS The World. An awesome movie based on an awesome graphic novel series. Micheal Cera plays the protagonist and defeats characters played by Chris Evans (Capitan America) through a physical fight and Brie Larson (Captain Marvel) emotionally.

  2018-12-05 20:47

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  SMASH!!!

  Actually, it was a Twitter video. I had to turn it into a gif.

  2018-11-08 16:52

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  if you read this you are an curious person

  Nice censoring of the names there.

  2018-11-05 22:04

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  Im an alabama nibber

  This is a pretty common thing. Arkansas has it too.

  2018-11-05 09:05

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  Oh snap

  Dust In The Wind would also be appropriate

  2018-10-30 17:09

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  Did we just become best friends?!

  Search engine, not browser

  2018-10-17 16:02

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  Last game I played was Portal 2

  I am the Dovahkiin!

  2018-10-05 14:01

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  Follow x follow

  Every comic book character dies. Every comic book writer says the character won't come back. Every comic book character always comes back. Why should the movies be any different?

  2018-09-20 17:38

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  What if Zelda was a girl?

  What if LINK was the hero...

  2018-09-11 15:05

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  Das ma lil bro

  Anderstand

  2018-09-01 22:07

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  So ya know

  They actually can be

  2018-08-29 09:03

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  Just skip it!

  But if you skip adds, how will you learn to multiply?

  2018-08-22 16:09

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  Try reading it again... slowly

  If you're unsure of the gender, it's grammatically correct to use masculine pronouns.

  2018-08-21 18:50

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  Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can...

  Is it true everybody only gets one?

  2018-08-15 21:35

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  The new Hacker Man just teleports into random server rooms

  Sorry, no.

  2018-08-06 18:32

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  The new Hacker Man just teleports into random server rooms

  It's for a company called Baramundi.

  2018-08-06 16:11

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  Whitest whites

  Just use the self checkout like a normal person

  2018-07-30 09:03

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  So long Dirtbag...

  Isn't it her fault for choosing to sleep with a dirt bag?

  2018-07-28 21:03

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  I like trains

  Procent

  2018-07-19 19:04

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  I just wanted to sneak by, but noooooo you had to alert e...

  A movie called Scrooged. It's a retelling of A Christmas Carol.

  2018-07-17 15:56

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  Plus Ultra!

  That's pretty wack.

  2018-07-05 19:45

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  Bobby boy...!!

  That boy ain't right.

  2018-07-04 18:06

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  Froppy

  Ribbit

  2018-06-28 16:31

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  Low-key terrifying

  It is real. Government agencies (and large businesses) will usually put out bids for larger projects. Companies will then place their bids and the agency (or large businesses) will go with the company that placed the best bid (or the just the lowest cost).

  2018-06-25 17:50

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  ahhhh, coding

  Cont. based on context. The same applies for the null array []. But the character (or string) "0" does not equal in any way the null array [].

  2018-06-08 09:42

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  ahhhh, coding

  JavaScript is a scripting language. Values are determined during run-time. The char "0" is essentially equal to 0 in a scripting language because 0 is not defined as an int, char, double, or anything else until it is evaluated at runtime and it's type is

  2018-06-08 09:40

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  ahhhh, coding

  The ASCII symbol "0" does not equal an empty array. "0" != []

  2018-06-08 09:07

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  Neither do I...

  He's going to masturbate to his eyebrows isn't he?

  2018-05-30 16:36

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  Always

  So they could hold everything except their beer

  2018-05-28 23:56

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  This is why I doubt evolution

  I think that translates to "kind of a lesbian who doesn't have sex"

  2018-05-25 17:07

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  If furries are animals I have the right to hunt them and ...

  I uh... I like Bobby's drawing...

  2018-05-21 14:42

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  When facebook knows memes are life. Or happy accident

  Bob's Burgers has made me laugh more often than Rick and Morty.

  2018-05-21 11:45

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  Sounds legit....!!

  It's short for clubhouse sandwich and it originated from the Union Club of New York City.

  2018-05-19 21:14

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  Uno Dos....

  It's actually a pretty fun game. The rules are a little difficult to understand at first, but once you've got it down, it's fun. It focuses more on the number than color, and there are two stacks to play off of.

  2018-05-14 12:56

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  skrrrrr

  Piss poor meme

  2018-05-10 17:10

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  Ditto

  Both of them are Ditto's and they lied to each other?

  2018-04-30 15:15

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  The argonian maid ;)

  I keep 2 copies of both volumes in Skyrim

  2018-04-19 16:01

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  The main character's name is Zelda . Change my mind

  It's one of my favourite franchises too. The explanation is simply they wanted to make another game. Each experience stands on its own, without having to rely on the previous in the series. I like to think of each one as its own legend.

  2018-04-18 14:33

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  The main character's name is Zelda . Change my mind

  It never mattered, some people are just obsessive.

  2018-04-18 14:11

  +12
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  Yes you do

  In this institution

  2018-04-16 19:47

  +5
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  Care

  Hot Springs, Arkansas. I live here, you're in for a big disappointment.

  2018-04-16 00:48

  +11
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  Did you know that Olives are actually a fruit?

  Let him do as he pleases

  2018-04-12 16:05

  +17
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  Insert title

  So get the same stuff the guy buys.

  2018-03-28 19:33

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  Do you bite your thumb, sir?

  Do you quarrel, sir?

  2018-03-28 17:22

  +6
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  A title by any other name would smell just as sweet

  Good call on avoiding social media. Life is stressful enough, I don't need a platform filled with other people's problems in my face all day.

  2018-03-28 14:55

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  What's wrong with butterfingers?

  I'd pass too. Bubblegum ice cream?

  2018-03-22 17:12

  +16
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  Would you press it?

  Bring on the Cage!

  2018-03-19 09:04

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  Superman is a dick

  No, Superman had to convince Jimmy to not want to be his son anymore because of super villain shenanigans. He's basically a dick to Jimmy this whole comic book and they make up in the end (after the adoption is nullified). Old comic books had weird plots.

  2018-03-09 16:21

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  Crossover

  It's a tie, Dad

  2018-03-07 11:49

  +21
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  why????

  Jokes on you, he still won't stop

  2018-03-01 16:36

  +7